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If you are a magician who has stopped the world, you are still alive.
Tonight you will be a miracle witness.
Good evening, I am your host, Shigeru Kajiwara.
Last time it was fortune-telling, and this time it's magic.
As a witness, I would like to ask the members of "Downtown" and "Arahenda" for their assistance.
Good evening.
Originally, Piccadilly Umeda was actually a magician, wasn't he, Mr. Hamada?
It seems like it. I didn't know that.
He has a program in Canada, and his viewership is always more than 27%.
That's amazing.
In particular, he has a very good impression of F-2.
Is it F-2?
Yes, it's F-2.
I don't like it very much.
However, because of that, he sometimes makes 50% of 8 o'clock.
That's amazing.
He is a monster.
And I think you know this, but I would like to ask you a question.
Mr. Piccadilly is a very delicate person.
If you are asked to do something negative about Mr. Piccadilly's actions, you may go home on the spot.
You said that last time, didn't you?
And this is about Canada.
For example, presenters, staff, and broadcasters who are daily operators.
If you say something negative about Mr. Piccadilly's actions, you may go home on the spot.
Go home?
Is it a presence?
It's a presence.
This is scary.
Please be careful.
And now we will call upon...
Miracle Magician...
Piccadilly Umeda-san's appearance!
The scariest magic that has shocked the world...
Scandercan Zero!
Tonight...
Piccadilly Umeda's powerful...
Miracle will take place!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let me introduce you again.
Rachel Ray's No. 1 Miracle Magician...
Piccadilly Umeda-san!
Please!
It's a miracle!
It's coming, it's coming!
Um...
Don't say "it's coming, it's coming!"
How about something like that?
Something's coming?
Something powerful?
Piccadilly-san said it.
It's coming, it's coming!
It's coming, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
And now, let me show you a number of miracles.
Piccadilly-san...
What is the first magic?
Trump Investment Magic.
All of you have chosen one of these cards.
Piccadilly-san's investment ability is perfect for it.
This time you will use investment.
I often see it, but it's amazing if you can do it.
It's amazing.
Using this investment...
If you don't believe me, I'll erase it.
Yes.
If you don't believe me, I'll erase it.
Wow.
I'll wear it down.
You wear it down a lot this time.
Then, Piccadilly-san, please.
Actually, it's already started.
Oh, is it?
I confirmed that it's pure white.
Oh, I see.
You're really good at it.
I've only cut it twice.
Now, it's time to show it.
Oh, wonderful.
Choose one.
Don't look at it.
Show it.
Mr. Hamada.
Yes.
I've chosen one.
Can I have it?
Can I hold it, Mr. Picadilly?
No, no.
Mr. Picadilly, you're in a hurry.
Now, it's time.
Then, can I cut it?
Yes, please.
What?
We haven't seen it yet.
That's right.
We haven't seen it yet.
Now, it's time to invest.
12 yen.
Yes.
It's 12 of 11.
May I?
Let's see if it's 12 of 11!
12 of 11.
It's 12 of 11!
Certainly!
It's 12 of 11 for sure.
Endo-san, how do you feel about being so moved?
Moved...
We didn't check it either.
We didn't see it.
But...
Did Trump show it to you?
If Trump showed it to me, it would be a different card.
Did he show it to you?
I saw it and...
You saw it and...
That's why it was chosen.
But it's detailed.
Oh, is that so?
I'm sorry.
It's better not to get angry.
That's right.
No one in Canada would make such a claim.
That's right.
It's like that.
Yes.
No, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
Amazing.
Yes.
Well, at first it was magic that made you say "ah".
That's right.
Then let's move on to the next magic.
Mr. Piccadilly, what is the next magic?
It's "irreversible magic".
IRREVERSIBLE MAGIC
The next one is Mr. Piccadilly's wish.
It means to float a stick in the air.
That's amazing.
Mr. Yamasaki, what do you think of this?
I think it would be amazing if we could do it.
It's amazing.
Well, it's this distance.
Yes.
I think it would be amazing if we could do it.
That's right.
Well then, Mr. Piccadilly, please.
Gabrinia, can I show you Gabrinia?
Yes.
Wow, it's floating!
It's floating!
It's floating! It's floating!
Is it floating? Is it floating?
The lighting is bad!
No, it's floating.
It's floating! It's floating!
Yes!
I'll make sure it doesn't have fault...
No, no, no, no!
Please let me through!
- It's floating. - No, no, no.
- That's irrelevant. - That's irrelevant.
- That's weird. - That's weird.
Judge!
Yes!
That was "air-flow".
Now, let's see the miracle evolution.
- How is it? - What are you doing?
I feel like something is dripping from my neck.
- It's like a loop. - Yes.
You're too detailed.
- I'm sorry. - You're too detailed.
Now, let's hear your opinions.
- Mr. Hamada, how was it? - Yes.
- Well, it's true... - Yes.
- ...that "air-flow" appeared in front of me. - Yes, it did.
- I was surprised.
- "Air-flow" doesn't float like that. - Yes, it doesn't.
I've heard of "air-flow" that makes leaves float.
Something like that.
I guess it was your own "air-flow".
Was it your own "air-flow"?
- It's true, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's a distance. - Yes.
Shut up, old fart!
Old fart!
- If only Mr. Piccadilly would say "old fart"! - Shut up, old fart!
- It was a joke. - It was a joke.
- We're sorry. - We're sorry.
- We'll change it. - Yes, we will.
Now, Mr. Piccadilly, what is the next magic?
- It's "beauty cutting magic". - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
While surprising the assistant's beauty inside the box...
...Mr. Piccadilly tries to cut it in half.
- That's dangerous! - That's dangerous!
What do you think of it, Mr. Endo?
Basically, do you believe it?
Yes, I do.
Do you really believe it?
Yes, I do.
If you do...
Tell your wife you love her.
Isn't it weird?
But Picadilly-san said it.
It's weird.
Picadilly-san doesn't say it.
It's like it's decided every time.
You believe me, don't you?
If you believe me, tell your wife you love her.
And with that...
Endo-san...
If you believe Picadilly-san's magic,
can you tell your wife you love her...
with all your heart?
I'll say it again, but Picadilly-san,
if you don't do it...
you'll go home.
So please tell your wife...
with all your heart.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Please tell her your name, too.
Chiaki...
I love you.
Thank you.
Say it again! I can't hear you!
You heard me!
Didn't you hear me?
Shout!
I didn't shout.
You didn't shout.
I didn't shout.
I'm sorry.
Chiaki!
I love you!
Wow, that was pretty good.
Picadilly-san, I don't want to see you anymore.
It's coming, it's coming.
Looks like we're ready for the next one, Picadilly-san.
Now, please show us...
your beautiful...
cut-off magic.
That's a big move.
Wow.
That's the one from earlier.
The assistant.
That's the one from earlier.
The diamond.
He's not doing anything.
He's not doing anything flashy.
That's not it.
Wow, this is...
Will he be okay?
His face...
Is he okay?
Well, if you say so, can I take it off?
What is that?
It's a switch.
If you say so, can I take it off?
Oh, I'm scared...
Finally, an iron plate is inserted for cutting.
Is he okay?
Oh, it's in.
Wow!
It's in!
Another sharp iron plate...
But she's laughing.
Yeah!
Is it hitting her body?
It's dangerous...
It's better to take it off once.
Oh, it's in!
Is he okay?
Could it be...
It's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing!
As you have just seen, how did Hamada-san, who was struck by a miracle of evolution, react?
Certainly, without hesitation, without doing anything, in front of us.
Is it normal for her to stand up again? It's not like that, is it?
That's right. I know it's normal, but...
I'm scared of you!
But it seems like it.
I don't know if it's her legs, but she moves them.
That's right.
Don't say unnecessary things like that!
Matsumoto-san, what do you think?
Well, you know...
Beauty is not something that can be cut off from the beginning.
I think it's amazing that it can be cut off from the beginning.
That's a good thing!
Yes.
Cut it out!
Do you think I'm into it?
What do you think?
Do you want me to cut you out of it?
What?
Do you want me to cut you out of it?
Well, if you have the opportunity...
Then, let's see the last magic.
Pikateri-san, what is the last magic?
It's a magic called "Shinkon"...
No, it's called "Shinkanido" magic.
"Shinkanido" is amazing!
What do you think?
Did you say "shinkon" just now?
No, I didn't.
And then you said "ah".
In an instant, Picadilly-san's so-called "teleportation" ability is transferred and teleported in an instant.
There's no choice but to believe that this can be done.
It's strange, isn't it?
Yes.
"It's strange, isn't it?" This question is also amazing.
Can't you say it in Japanese, Hagi?
But I'm addicted to it.
He's really addicted to it.
Are you addicted to it?!
I'm addicted to it.
Hagi, don't say it like that!
Finally, this miracle of "Magic Entertainment".
What kind of ending awaits us?
Picadilly-san, please show us the final "Magic".
This is amazing.
It would be amazing if it could come out like this.
That's why you don't do it in "Magic", right?
Magic Entertainment
Then, can we ask you now?
Yes, please.
Then, finally, Mr. Umeda, please.
It's teleporting, isn't it?
It's faster than I thought.
It's teleporting every second.
Everyone, please take a look.
Please look inside.
It's coming, it's coming.
Now...
It's closed.
Look!
I want you to open it again.
Stop!
Start!
Magic Entertainment
Certainly now...
- Look... - Ah, one more time...
- Ah, one more time...
- Wait, wait, wait... - I want to confirm...
- You want to say it? - I want to confirm...
It was a very interesting final magic, but...
I would like to ask you how you saw it.
Tanaka-san, how was it?
I feel like I looked like a different person...
- No, no, no, everyone is like that. - That's right.
- Well, we didn't get close and see it. - That's right.
- It was this distance... - That's right.
- I feel like I looked like a different person... - That's right.
Well, Shussy and Piccadilly-san were welcomed with high expectations...
Matsumoto-san, how did you see it?
- I think I wanted to see it more closely... - That's right, that's right...
- That's right... - Yes...
- Somehow like... - Yes...
- "Escape" is a bad way of saying it... - Well, it's a bit rude, but...
- It's rude, but... - It's like that...
- We don't think like that, but... - Yes...
- If the audience thinks like that, we'll be frustrated... - Yes...
And...
"Koisumo zatsurugan" is completely different...
- I don't like it when people think like that... - Yes...
- That's right... - That's right...
- That's what I thought...
- Well, then...
- "Miracle's No. 1 Magician," Piccadilly-san, how was it?
- "Sikondarukan" Zero...
- "Usankusasa" Zero...
- "Lecho Doi" Number ONE Magician, Piccadilly Umeda...
- You may be the next one to be erased!
- Ladies and Gentlemen...
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - Yes, it has.
- Has anything changed between you two?
- You had a mysterious wedding, didn't you? - Yes, we did.
- You two gave speeches, too. - Yes, we did.
- I wrapped you up more than he did me. - You wrapped me up more?
- How much did you wrap me up? - How much did you wrap me up?
- Don't say it!
- I'm sorry, but... - Yes?
- Let's say it's more or less. - It's disgusting of you to say you wrapped me up more!
- You wrapped me up more. - You said it! You said you wrapped me up more.
- One, two... - How much did you wrap me up?
- We're getting married now. - Before that...
- Kim came up to me and asked me how much I wrapped you up. - That's right.
- He asked me how much I wrapped you up. - Yes.
- I told him it was about 100,000 yen. - 100,000 yen, right?
- How much did you wrap me up? - You shouldn't wrap me up less than that!
- I wrapped you up 100,000 yen!
It's only 100,000 yen!
It's barely above 100,000 yen!
It's only 100,000 yen!
It's not bad, but it's not enough.
That's what we talked about.
I see.
Then...
What?!
How about 20?
No, that's fine.
That's right.
Well, I had a different number.
Different number?!
Well, it's fine.
One zero?!
Does it mean it's different?
I don't know about that.
I don't know at all!
That's impossible!
No matter how fast we are, we don't work together that much.
That's right.
However, when it comes to this time, you seem to be more...
You and Fujii seem to have a lot of fun together.
A lot of fun?!
You seem to make a lot of funny faces.
And you're laughing between Fujii and me!
What are you trying to say?!
But you were really busy.
I see.
You were just working here.
And then the military police came.
It's not about the military police! It's about us!
We're everywhere!
And then...
Why are you always making fun of me?!
It's weird that you're always making fun of me!
I haven't even started talking yet!
What are you talking about?!
I'm the strongest and weakest!
Episode Seven will be released soon! Look forward to it!