AISubs v3.5
The night before recording. Yamasaki and Kokoriko are waiting for downtown arrival.
But only this man came.
Who is it?
Who is it? It's me.
Good morning.
Wait a minute. You look like a pervert.
It's Kuroko's look. You can tell it's me just by looking at me.
I've been doing this several times in the past.
Up until now, the four of them have served Kuroko and fulfilled many of Matsumoto's dreams.
Starting with the world record of running high jump, three and a half rotations of long horseback riding, ten full points of acting,
aerial miracle play on skateboard,
high speed ball of 150km/h,
world new record of weightlifting,
and fire limbo dance of 50cm.
What will be Matsumoto's next challenge?
Can you look at this?
Sure.
Do you have it?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Where did you get this video?
At home.
Not at home, but at home.
Men's 100m freestyle final.
The skateboarding band has started.
Men's 100m freestyle final.
First, Kurimu leads with one head.
Kurimu is fast.
Is this Ian Soupe's song?
Is this Soupe's song?
It's hard to hear.
Is this when Ian Soupe was on the show?
Was Soupe on the show?
He was in a band.
It's hard to hear.
What?
It's annoying.
How many times do I have to say it?
He's fast.
See?
Look at this!
73.84 seconds!
He's fast!
This is the world record for the Olympics.
However!
Natsumoto wants to cut 25 meters in 10 seconds.
That's impossible.
It's impossible.
Natsumoto wants to do it, but he's too strong.
What are you doing?
Are you going to do it or not?
I'll do it.
Don't wait for me!
I'll do it.
Let's get ready.
You guys change.
I'll get this ready.
I don't like it when it's hard to hear you.
That's right.
It's okay.
I'll do it.
The four of them stand up again.
Natsumoto wants to swim 25 meters in 10 seconds.
Let's do what we can do.
That's right.
That's the only thing we can do.
I understand.
What?
It was like this.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Are you satisfied with your current condition?
What?
My chest hurts.
But it's not that bad.
What happened?
You guys think I didn't break the record.
But I want to break the record.
I want to break the record.
So...
Please give me one more chance.
Come out!
Are you a little scared?
Yes, I am.
It's like I'm wearing an EVA-01 switch glasses.
To be honest...
I don't know what you're doing.
But actually...
It's okay!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Okay, let's do it.
This will end in one shot.
One shot.
You're already out of power.
Let's do it in one shot.
One shot.
Let's do it in ten seconds.
Okay, let's do it!
Ready...
Go!
Okay!
One shot!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
You're good!
It's stuck in the middle.
Are you going to do it?
Are you tired of me?
Are you running away from me?
Be careful of the depth of the pool and do it for the second time.
Are you tired of me?
I'll go again! I'll go again! I'll go again!
Hey!
Mr. Hamada!
What?
I'll go again!
No!
Hey!
No! No!
I'll go again!
What?
That's weird!
Hey!
You're pulling it in the middle!
I'll go again!
Hey!
What?
I'll go again!
Let's do it again!
You've been drowning in the middle of setting.
Let's do it again.
As a result, it broke a little, but if the band attached to the body is firmly attached, it will return to this side at a good speed.
You drank six cups of water.
You drank six cups of soju.
What?
Hey!
You're pulling it in the middle!
In fact, to be honest with you, this magic tape hurts a lot.
If it's attached to that, honestly...
What?
You guys around here have no kindness like that at all.
Honestly, the male side of the magic tape...
Not the dog side, but the tremendous one-sided side...
Has locked me up.
Based on Matsumoto's instructions, it's the third attempt.
Please!
Yes!
Yes! Go!
Go!
Yes!
Go!
Put it on!
Yes!
Hold it! Hold it!
Yes!
What are you doing?!
Yes! Go!
Yes!
Okay!
Okay, okay...
Pull it, Tanaka! Hold it and pull it!
Okay?
Okay!
What is this?!
What's with you?!
Yes, yes...
Okay! Okay!
Okay!
Okay...
Okay!
Good!
Yes!
The other side!
The other side will be easier.
Here, let's put it together.
Yes!
Okay!
What is this?!
Yes!
Go!
Where?!
To the bridge!
Go!
Go go go go!
They're moving!
Go go go go!
Let's go!
Again!
Again! Again!
Again!
Again! Again!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
The fans are excited.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
Who hit me in the inner thigh? Who?
You hit me in the inner thigh, didn't you?
You hurt me a lot.
Don't hit me.
They are trying again for the fourth time.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
Let's finish this.
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
We won!
Time was too short.
I see.
Maybe we should have brought more carrots.
Maybe you're right.
I don't know.
Let's win.
Yes.
We won!
Excuse me.
I don't say anything else. I think you know.
Yes.
I told you last time when I went down the magic tape.
I can't stand that jolly feeling.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
There was a great guy with a mustache in the middle of the men.
At first I thought you were making fun of me.
It's called Jolinjolin.
Oh, it's hard for me to say.
No, I can't think of anything like that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes.
Right?
I'll do it here.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Excuse me.
I'll do it here.
Excuse me.
I'll do it here.
Excuse me.
I'll do it here.
Excuse me.
I'll do it here.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Can you give me one more chance?
Let's end it with a laugh.
Yes.
Let's go.
Will Suiko's record increase? Fifth challenge.
I told you last time.
Yes.
Will it increase?
Yes, it will.
Will your weight decrease?
No, it won't.
I don't know about that.
I'm not sure about that.
I can't go up.
Anyway, I'll do it last.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes, call me.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
It's surprisingly fun.
I'm tired.
But it's OK.
Oh, I'm tired.
I'm going.
Thank you.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Thank you.
OK. OK. OK.
Go. Go. Go.
It's amazing. It's amazing.
That's right.
What's that?
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
What did you do?
I wrote a letter.
It's not that bad.
Huh?
I'm U-1 Yoshimoto-1's bad boy.
From now on, I'll let you hear my proud rap.
Listen!
Masumosu-san, Kanarin, Karishinto, you guys are hip- hop, now kento, you guys are seduced by mentos, Hamada's lips, a big explosion show!
Masumosu-san's kindness is moving, the next chance is the last, you guys are hip-hop, now kento, you guys are seduced by mentos, Hamada's lips, a big explosion show!
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye, I'm really counting on you!
Yes.
That's it.
Yes.
Goodbye!
Yes.
You guys are hip-hop, now kento, you guys are seduced by mentos, Hamada's lips, a big explosion show!
This is the last chance, the sixth challenge!
I don't want to fail.
Well, there were a lot of things, but the show is coming to an end soon.
Yes.
Let's say goodbye.
Yes.
Let's say goodbye.
Yes.
Let's go!
Ouch!
The rope is serious.
OK!
Don't go! Don't go!
You've overcome many obstacles and finally achieved a 25m 9.80s record!
Today, a new legend has been born in the swimming world!
Hitoshi Matsumoto, you are a true gold medalist!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It seems that Mr. Matsumoto is developing a music playback machine called "heypod" for his iPod...
What kind of wonderful functions does "heypod" and "ipod" have over the years?
- Do you have one of those machines now? - No, I don't.
- Why don't you have one? - Because I don't listen to music.
- You sound like an old man. - No, I don't.
- I listen to music a lot. - Don't you have a computer?
- What do you mean "computer"? - What do you mean "computer"?
- You can't say "computer" now!
- You don't know, do you? - No, I don't.
- You don't have one, do you? - I'm thinking of buying one when it gets better.
- When it gets better? How can it get better? - Do you know how many songs there are now?
- No, I don't know. - You guys don't know a single thing!
Are you just giving us answers?!
- How many thousands of songs are there? - Well, there are about 10,000 songs, right?
- Right, about 10,000 songs.
- There will be more of them. - Oh, really? - Yes.
- No, I'm asking about "heypod". - It's under development.
- There are about 50,000 songs. - I see. - Yes, yes.
- So? - But all of them have a flat voice.
- Huh? - "I love you, obi!"
Come on!
- No, no... - "I want to play a song!" - "Come on, come on, come on!"
- No, "I want to play a song!" - "I want to play a song!"
- "Notsu, notsu, notsu, notsu!" - No, no...
- That's old! - No...
- No, only songs that a normal person knows are included in modern songs. - That's right!
- Who would buy such a thing?! - Well, yes, there are a lot of songs, but...
- Since it's a normal person, it's small, so there's a lot of capacity... - Yes.
- Yes, there are a lot of songs like that. - No, no...
- There are scenes like that, and there are songs that have changed a lot since then. - Yes, that's right.
- Yes, and there are also videos... - Huh?! Huh?!
- They're coming out soon. - How do you know?!
- When I was listening to "yazawa eigichi", "yazawa eigichi" came out.
- You're saying something disgusting!
- No, it's not like that!
- I don't know what you're saying! - Why is it coming out?! Why is it coming out?!
- It's a live performance! It's going to be a live performance!
- But, if it evolves even more, I'll put a towel over you...
- I'll do "woah" with the microphone!
- But I haven't gone that far yet, so when I asked you...
- I heard that "kansai dialect" has exams like "eiken", but...
- What should we do to get "ikkyu" in "kansai dialect"?
- Is that so?
- I didn't think "ikkyu" existed in "kansai dialect".
- But, if you make a "kansai dialect school" or something like that...
- You'll get a lot of customers. - Really?!
- There are people who want to talk.
- And? - There's a queue.
- There's a queue? - Yes.
- There's a queue in front of the station.
- You know, in front of the TV.
- "What are you doing?!"
- "Come out!" - "What are you doing?!"
- "Look! Look!" - "Look!"
- "Look! Look!"
- "Look!" - "What are you doing?!"
- How far can you go to get first class? I don't get it.
- What do you mean? - What words can you use to get first class?
- Ah, that's true. - I see.
- But if you say it, it'll be bad for you.
- No, but first class... How do you get first class?
- That's right. Can I say something nice? - Yes, go ahead.
- Um... There was a kid who'd slip no matter how many times I taught him.
- Well, he was from Tokyo. - Yes, yes.
- "It's no good. What should I do?" He said that.
- But in the end... "Eh? What the hell should I do?!"
- When I said that, he passed.
- That's not funny at all.
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