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The dressing room of "Gaki no Tsukai" before recording.
After a long time, that man came with a grand ambition in his heart.
Good morning.
Yes, yes.
What's up?
No, well...
It's terrible, you know...
I came up with a format for a quiz show where you can get numbers.
I was thinking of having two or three people buy it.
Oh, I see.
Then we'll buy it.
If you say you won't buy it...
I'd like you to do it if you can.
I'd like you to come out.
Itago-san came up with it.
Yes, well...
If you go overseas and sell it...
You can sell it for a lot of money like "Ryouri no Tetsujin" or "Tolibia".
But since I'm a friend of Itago-san...
I'd like you to buy it.
It's a great plan, isn't it?
Itago-san, may I say something? I'm worried about something.
I...
Well...
It's my second time, but...
Your second time?
It's my current wife.
I bought my previous wife in Brazil.
Do you have another child?
No, it's my current wife's child.
Oh, I see.
What about your previous child?
I bought an aluminum one.
Aluminum?
Aluminum is the most expensive.
Well, I know there's an English format.
But for us to say it here...
Could you watch...
The quiz show?
Do it lightly.
If you do it, you'll probably think, "Ah, I see."
It's really funny, isn't it?
Of course it is.
It's funny.
You squeezed it out.
When did you say that? Today? Today? Right now?
No, just now.
Ma'am, you mean today? Right now?
Of course.
Is that okay?
If it's a good project, we should be grateful.
That's right.
Let's do it.
Of course.
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
And now, this week's quiz, "it's g, it's g," begins.
Now, who will win this week?
First, I'll introduce the person who responded.
You know him! Quiz King Hamada Masatoshi-san!
No, Quiz King...
Nice to meet you.
Next up, Nori Nori Dohentai Endo Shouzou-san!
Nice to meet you!
Next up, Kurowikari Dokechi Comedian Matsumoto Hitoshi-san!
Nice to meet you!
"Only Animals Are Knowledgeable" Tanaka Naoki-san!
"I'm Slipping Again Today" Yamazaki Hosei-san!
Nice to meet you!
Now, it's finally started, isn't it?
I didn't have that idea.
Now, let's begin the quiz.
First question!
Now, look at the video.
Now, what is "it's g" doing?
Ah, this one!
What is "it's g" doing?
What does "it's g" mean?
Ah, look, there's an answer.
What does "it's g" mean?
Now, Yamazaki-san, please!
No, it's "only animals are knowledgeable", but what does "it's g" mean?
Boo!
Now, correct!
Now, let's look at the answer.
The answer is...
Yes, correct!
It's a cow.
Let's continue with the second question.
Please look at the video. What is itzy doing?
If we know the meaning of "itzy", we can answer it.
What is this?
What are you doing?
It doesn't make sense at all.
What are you doing?
Tanaka-san, please answer it.
It's the meaning of "itzy".
It's like Nebuta Festival.
Yes, correct!
Let's look at the answer. The answer is...
The answer is...
It's a cow.
What does it mean?
It wasn't mentioned at all in the second video.
Let's continue with the third question.
Please look at the video. What is itzy doing?
It's like "it doesn't make sense at all".
I don't know.
What?
It's like "shut up, shut up".
Endo-san, please answer it.
I don't know it at all.
It's a cow.
That's correct!
The answer is...
It's a cow.
Endo-san, which part is a cow?
I don't know.
Which part is a cow?
Which part is it?
It's not a can, it's not one moment and two moments, it's a cow.
This is also a cow, right?
It's a can, right?
Endo-san, you got it right.
We will give you "it's the saucer". Congratulations.
"it's the saucer"?
From last week and the week before that, you got three correct.
Congratulations.
I just said "it's the saucer".
"saucer"?
"saucer" is correct.
Now, the next question.
That surprised me!
What is this?
Now...
What is "saucer"?
Now, it's your chance to "x-change".
What does "change" mean?
Now, Hamada-san...
What?
"x-change".
What?
"x-change"?
What's going on in Japan?
It's like a phrase.
"x-change".
Hamada-san, will you do it or not?
I don't know.
Will you do it or not?
I will do it!
Will you do "x-change" or not?
Yes, I will do it!
Yes, that's good.
Now, let's move on to the next question!
What's going on?
What's Hamada-san up to now?
I don't know.
In 2006, which country hosted the Soccer World Cup?
Hamada-san, you're too fast!
It's normal now.
Germany! Germany!
That's right!
I'm glad you changed your mind.
Congratulations!
Now, Hamada-san, will you improve your skills?
Improve my skills?
Say "yes" or "no"
But "yes" is "up", right?
I think "up" is "skill up".
I don't think "no" is "up".
Then say "yes"!
Say "yes"!
Now, Hamada-san has improved his skills.
Congratulations!
Yes, congratulations!
Eh...
With that said, the H.G. pendant is brilliantly Hamada- san's neck.
Yes, well then, it's about time, so...
Eh...
Mouse to mouse!
Mouse to mouse...
Mouse to mouse time.
What is that?
Well then, partner Matsumo-san, how is it?
Partner?
Whose partner?
Eh?
Well, how is it?
Yes, I'll do my best.
Yes.
Well then, here's the question!
A fair report was made about...
...what emperor's era?
Eh?
Eh? How is it?
Shall we call for helpers?
I'll call for helpers.
Let's call for helpers! Well then, helpers, please come forward!
Yes, helpers have come forward.
Well then, helpers, please come forward with your answers!
Yes, if you can't hear me, please do it one more time!
Dabuuu!
Yes, it's a little harder to hear your answers, so it's incorrect!
Incorrect?
It's incorrect.
It's hard to hear.
Well, Matsubara-san used "otasukema" but it was correct!
Well, here...
What is this?
It's kind of...
It's kind of tough!
It's kind of...
Well then, let's take a look at the interim results!
Interim Results
The interim results are...
Hamada-san, 50 points.
Endo-san, 70 points!
Matsumoto-san, 45 points.
Tanaka-san, 40 points.
Yamazaki-san, 5 points.
When did the score come in?
Yamazaki-san's pace is terrible.
Hamada-san, why did you get 5 points?
Well, if that's the case, I'd like you to get 50 points.
50 points?
I'm sorry, but...
Sasuke-man, can you move over a little?
And now, the "it's me" dance has begun!
Everyone, please stand up!
This song is old.
- In this day and age... - Yes, that was "it's g dance". Thank you very much.
The next question.
The next one is "old or young".
We will now show you a photo of a certain person, so please guess their age.
- I think it's Natto. - Yes, it looks like Natto.
Here is the photo.
Now, this person's age is "old or young"?
- I have no idea. - I have no idea.
- Yamazaki-san, please. - I have no idea.
- I have no idea.
- It's up to you. - It's up to you.
- Young? - Ping-pong! Ping-pong! Ping-pong!
- Correct! - Thank you very much.
Now, Yamazaki-san, you have entered the "safety- safety" zone.
Please say "safety-safety" here, Yamazaki-san.
safety-safety
Yes, Yamazaki-san, "safety-safety"!
- Is it bad? - Is it bad?
Now, it's completely locked!
Locked? Locked?
- Yes, Yamazaki-san, please cover it up. - What?
- Please cover it up! - Should I cover it up?
- Yes, please cover it up. - What?
Now, Yamazaki-san, it's completely locked!
No one has been locked in the past!
- Yes, Yamazaki-san, it's locked! - It's my first time.
- It's his first lock! - It's his first lock!
- Now, Yamazaki-san has been "safety-safety" locked... - I don't like it.
- Finally, it's the last quiz! - What?!
Now, for the last quiz, it's a quick-fire question!
Look at this VTR and answer it! Here's the VTR!
Chichichichichichichichichichi...
That should've been...
What's that? Beans! Beans!
- No. - Wrong.
- Wrong.
- Both of you are from Daikon clan, right? - Yes.
- No. - No.
Nocchitan, you are wrong!
- No. - No.
- You may be wrong. - No.
- You are wrong. - Okay.
- Daikon clan... - No.
No.
Now read it!
- Hijiki. - Correct!
- Hijiki. - That's right!
Now we have a comeback.
The winner of this match is Yome!
Congratulations!
The recently won bride will receive a luxury car and a world tour.
Congratulations!
I like you more. You make me nervous.
What are you talking about?
So, this year's winner is the bride.
See you next week!
OK. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is it over?
It's over for now.
I didn't know that idea.
I'm sure you've experienced it, but it's a pretty exciting project, isn't it?
It's hard to understand as a quiz show, isn't it?
But I did it anyway, so I'll give you my prize money and the format amount.
Can you answer it?
I don't know the problem at all.
Then it's stable.
I know the mistake, but I don't know the correct answer.
I did it anyway, so I'll give you my prize money and the format amount.
It's 1,100,000 yen, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
That's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money for other projects, isn't it?
Do you really want me to pay you?
I'll give you the format amount.
The format amount is 100,000 yen, isn't it?
It's kind of cheap, isn't it?
Well, you're my friend, so...
We're friends, aren't we?
Then I'll leave it here, so please refer to it if you like.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you leaving, ma'am?
I didn't have that idea.
No, you didn't.
Of course you didn't.
It's true.