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In the first episode of "Kid's Useful Tips", in the fifth episode of "Chiki Chiki, Do You Want to Try This?",
"Absolutely Delicious Mochi" was released!
Well, in "Dynamite Shikoku Vs. Yamaramu", it cost a lot of money.
Mr. Suga told me not to spend too much money.
It cost a lot of money?!
It cost a lot of money unexpectedly.
Really?!
I thought of a low-budget project, but it cost a lot of money unexpectedly.
Really?!
It cost a lot of money, didn't it?
What did you do in the past?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, we had cooked rice.
Yes, we did.
We had pizza.
We did.
We had air-fryer.
Yes, we did.
Now we have mochi.
Mochi?!
Mochi...
That's all we have, isn't it?
Yes, we do.
It seems like everyone has a penalty game.
What?!
Really?!
I was thinking of doing it for that.
Wow!
I got it!
Is this a hint?!
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Here are the ingredients.
The first item is this.
Wanko soba.
It must be good.
Hamaka-san, soba is usually kneaded.
But you're kneading this again.
Also, mochi has a rhythm of sticking and preparing.
That's a lot.
I asked my uncle.
Is it too late?
It's been eight years and it's too late.
I'll tell you how to eat it later.
But I have a plan.
And the second item is this.
What's this?
Pitan.
I've never seen pitan cut like this.
Right?
I love pitan, so I've hardly ever eaten it.
Why do you do it?
It's a challenge series.
I think it will be balanced with mochi.
Let's start kneading mochi!
To make mochi more delicious, a professional is in charge of kneading mochi.
Are you ready?
Yes!
We can do it, too.
I'm a professional from now on.
Really?
I can do it, too!
I don't want to knead it.
It's covered with soba.
You don't like it, do you?
It's good and dynamic.
I asked you to change clothes, but you're doing this.
But...
It must be delicious.
But the soba is also...
The soba is also "ji".
That's right.
Next, add pitan and mochi.
Pitan is coming out of mochi.
Will their wishes come true?
Let's start with Wanko Soba Mochi. How will it taste?
Oh! Huh?
Look, look, look.
Huh?
It's weird, isn't it?
Huh?
It's weird.
Yeah.
And, please eat it with this soba soup and medicinal herbs in front of you.
I don't think so.
The soup stock smells good.
That's right.
Wow, this is amazing.
But it doesn't taste like soba at all.
Then...
Thank you for it.
I can't get it in one bite.
Even if I eat it like this...
Wow!
Huh?!
This is good.
It's good!
This is good.
What I understand is that mochi is good with soba soup.
It's good.
But the texture of the soba makes it even better.
Really?!
The texture of the soba is good.
It's good.
What do you think, Goto-kun?
Even if it's 10 points, it's still good.
The taste is good.
It's like they're trying to attack you.
It's like they're trying to protect you.
It's like they're trying to attack you.
It's like an adventure game.
Yes.
It's a little expensive.
It's better than I expected.
But, well...
The taste is 8 points.
The highest score for bun and soba mochi is 8 points and high score.
Next up is pitan mochi.
Can Tanaka overcome his hatred of pitan?
Wow!
What is this?!
Wow!
This is like...
Yomogi mochi?
There's mochi like this, right?
That's right.
Why is it like that?!
I want this!
No way!
I want this!
Wait a minute!
It smells bad!
Smell it, Tanaka!
Smell it!
It smells like this?!
Let's eat!
I don't like it like this...
Let's eat!
Wow, there's nothing in it!
Wow, it's good!
Wow, it only smells bad!
I'm sorry!
Peter's mochi is full of excitement!
Next, the mochi that Endo wanted to try! What are its ingredients?!
This is it!
What is it?
It's bean sprout tsukudani.
But, you know...
Is it okay?
Tsukudani is good too, right?
It has flavor in it.
This one too, but...
You know the water you mix it with?
The one you put water in?
Yes, yes, yes.
Instead of that...
Strawberries, soju...
Why do you do that?
No, I just...
I feel like drinking it and I think it's fun.
You feel like drinking it and you think it's fun?
This is it!
Whipped cream!
Again?!
I knew it! I love whipped cream!
How much is it?
It has 500 of them.
If that's the case, put in 600 of them!
Endo, what do you like to drink?
I don't really drink much alcohol.
Are you stupid?!
You're just putting it in!
You're putting it in too much!
End!
That's right.
I don't like videos like that.
I thought you'd get in my way.
It's sweet, right?
It's sweet and delicious.
But I want to mess with you.
I want to mess with you.
When I was an amateur kid, I used to come here with a bamboo stick.
That's difficult.
When I was in my second year of school, I suddenly remembered...
I really hurt a lot.
Next up is the frisk mochi with a wish.
Will he be honest for the fifth time?
Let's have Endo's favorite, Inago's tsukudani mochi.
What will happen?
It's a shame.
The one in the middle is Hamada-san's.
What are you talking about?
That's Hamada-san's.
That's terrible.
But you know, Inago's tsukudani is...
Are you okay?
If you're going to eat this, get the manager out of here!
Let's eat!
It's surprisingly good.
There's a bit of a foamy texture.
It's not that bad.
It's not good for me.
I'd be mad if my wife gave it to me.
But when I go to someone else's house and my wife gives it to me,
I'm like, "Oh, it's good, ma'am."
I can't help it.
I'm really nervous.
It doesn't look like it, but it tastes bad.
Next up is the Frisk mochi.
Will they be able to make up for it with their collaboration with Omushi?
It's back.
Let's eat!
It came all of a sudden.
It stretches well.
It came all of a sudden.
Huh?
No, it's not good.
Out of all the Frisk mochis we've had so far,
this is still the best.
But...
Let's make it a little smaller.
No, you can't do that.
If you leave it in front of the staff, they'll come and beat you up at night.
The miracle didn't happen to Frisk.
Next up is the mochi that Yamasaki wanted to try.
What are its ingredients?
Let's start with the first one and get full points!
It's Bourbon Habanero!
It wasn't as spicy as I thought it would be.
Wait!
No, no, no!
Who is this?
The second one is this!
What's this?
- Espresso? - Natto?
- They're all sticky. - That's right!
Tororo!
- This is good! - This is good.
- Wow, it looks good. - If we can do this, we can do a lot of things. - Sweets.
- Maybe a cultural festival? - I see.
- Ishihara Gundam will copy us. - Yes.
The second menu is okra, natto, tororo and sticky mochi.
- They're all together. - This is good!
- Wow! - The mochi is surprising!
- This is a cultural festival. - Maybe it is.
How will the sticky mochi harmonize?
First, the habanero mochi with salmon. Will it be spicy?
- Oh! - Oh!
- It looks like salmon. - It's good!
- It smells good. - It's good!
- It looks good! - Let's eat!
- What's this? - It doesn't have the texture you'd think of.
It doesn't have the texture you'd think of. It's new.
It's like fried mochi.
And the spicy habanero makes it milder.
- It does. - It looks good.
But it doesn't have the sweetness of the Wanko Soba in Tanaka.
- That's not it. - Right?
Can you cry for about five seconds?
- What about here? - What about here?
- Next is Wanko Soba. - That's right.
Why don't you all pay for each one of you?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Out of spite?
Out of spite, I have to pay for each one of you?
- Out of spite... - Out of spite...
Even though it's out of spite, it gets a 6 out of 10!
Next up, sticky mochi.
Expectations are high, but will it be...
This looks like a side dish.
- That's habanero. - That's right.
- I thought you'd say that. - I thought you'd say that.
Give me a break! Why?!
- Let's eat. - Let's eat.
It's disgusting.
What? It doesn't taste like anything.
No, it's like "Die Hard 3" that betrayed my expectations.
It's not sticky enough. One point for bad rating.
Next, let's look at Hamado's ingredients.
- What's this in English? - By the way, here it is.
- Wow! - Wow, what a waste!
- What a waste! - What a waste!
You did something like "only with your hands" before.
"Only with my hands"?!
That cheap thing was falling down the road.
The second one is this!
- This is good. - What's this?
- It's a side dish with tea. - It's a side dish with tea.
- Well, it's a little different in eating. - There's more?
- Is there more? - Maybe.
Red meat and spicy. Red meat and spicy.
- What's this? - Wow!
- What's this? - There's this too.
- What's this? - It's a side dish with tea.
- It's a side dish with tea.
- Okay! Let's go with this! - Soy sauce! - Soy sauce!
- You put it in at this stage? - Yes!
- Like this! - It's true that it's better to mix in the soy sauce.
- Do you mix it with soy sauce? - Yes.
- I can't imagine the taste of this. - Yes.
Next is ochazuke mochi.
- Are you angry? - He's angry.
- Don't die, you idiot!
Let's start with the super luxurious sashimi mochi!
- Hama-san, make sure you do it properly. - Yes, I'll do it properly.
- It's disgusting. - It doesn't look good.
- It smells like fish.
- This is a little... - Then eat it!
- It's very dangerous. - It's very dangerous.
- That kind of person mixes it. - This is...
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
It's disgusting.
- It's disgusting. - It's disgusting.
What is this?
It looks like an earplug.
Even though it costs money, it's the worst!
Two skulls!
Next, we'll try ochazuke mochi again!
- What is this? - It's different, isn't it?
- Everyone... - It came in a bowl.
- Please put it in a bowl like this. - Yes.
- It's like real ochazuke. - It's like ochazuke.
- It's very smooth. - Yes.
- Ochazuke... - It can't be smooth!
Think about it!
- It's heavy. - This is...
- It doesn't matter how heavy it is! - What are you talking about?
I wasn't saying anything.
What should I do?
It's pretty heavy!
I'll eat it now.
It's hard to eat.
But it's good.
Are you a warrior or something?
But the taste is...
The taste is...
It's good.
The taste is good.
I had high expectations for this.
You did.
I had high expectations and I was like, "Oh, well, well, I guess so."
It's like "Godfather III."
Why do you say that in a movie?
The taste is good, but within the expected range, it's stuck at 6 points.
I definitely have a bad feeling about this.
Yeah.
Even if it's a double-edged sword, the penalty is limited, right?
Blue or gray?
4 nights and 5 days?
Gray or blue?
Oh, my!
I'd rather die!
I'm hungry for two days straight!
Next, let's look at Matsumoto's ingredients!
Now, let's look at Matsumoto's first ingredient!
This is it!
Ba-ba-bang!
Wow!
What do you think of this?!
You have to be more aware of festivals than usual.
Jamboree
"Jamboree" is like a festival commotion, right?
I want to eat it like this!
You want to eat it like this?!
It's been a while!
Alright, let's eat it like this!
Fruit of an apple!
This is a forbidden fruit, so to speak.
Also, tell me more.
I can't.
This is tough.
The second ingredient is this.
What is it?
This is a so-called "donpatch".
It hasn't been produced yet.
Oh, it hasn't been produced yet?
That's good.
That's right.
I managed to get something that's almost identical to a donpatch,
so I thought I'd put this in.
It's been popping and popping.
That's right.
Tara!
Yes?
You're wearing it a little, aren't you?!
You're wearing it like you're in a castle, aren't you?!
I don't think we can end it here like this!
Although you guys each got two items,
I'm a little proud of it!
Are you proud of it?
I've decided to eat three of them!
That's a fool's idea!
I'd like to add one more item.
Please bring it out!
What is it?
And the winner is...
The wedding cake!
This is completely sweet.
Sweet?
Well, it's a sweet, but...
How will the bride and groom blend into the cake?
It's all getting sweet.
No, no, I think this is definitely good.
Well, I get it!
The bride and groom's match is sand!
It mixes well.
You guys are like...
Skebegas.
Wow, this is good.
Sweet, sweet.
Wow, this is good!
Wow, this is good.
It's jamboree, jamboree.
It's jamboree, right?
It's a festival.
You guys need to tell the viewers...
That the smell of this apple is really good.
Let's go to the next one.
Yes.
You can't just tell us about the smell!
Matsumoto's second item is candy that pops!
It's talking, it's talking!
Wow, amazing!
Look, listen, listen!
Wow, amazing!
Look!
Wow, this is amazing!
It's definitely talking!
It's really talking!
Listen to Mochi's scream!
Listen and look at Mochi's face, Matsumoto!
Is he dead?
To enjoy Mochi's scream...
First, let's try candy Mochi that pops!
Say it, say it.
I can hear it faintly.
Can you hear it faintly?
Say it.
What?
Who?
Don't come here! I'm listening.
I think it made a great sound.
Let's eat!
It looks like a medicine.
It's so crunchy.
It's amazing.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing.
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's so annoying!
Mochi is annoying, isn't it?
Wouldn't it be delicious if I added some soba soup?
It's getting worse and worse.
As for the taste...
I'm really sorry about this.
It's good.
What?
Me too.
One point?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Is it that good?
Candy Mochi that pops!
The rating is one point without popping!
Next, forbidden apple candy Mochi!
Will it come back?
How is it?
This is...
This...
How do you say it?
This color that you can't make up for your mother.
It's true.
It's a pale color.
The color is good.
It smells like an apple.
The smell is...
Doesn't it smell good?
The smell is...
How is it, everyone?
You don't have to eat it, do you?
This alone is enough.
Let's eat.
If you don't hurry up, the apple will change color.
Wow, it's an apple.
This is really good.
It's crispy and chewy!
It's not bad, is it?
It's good.
It's sweet, but...
I like it.
Do you want more?
Well, it's delicious.
If it's not seven, it's really messed up!
Then six!
What?!
Too late!
With a fruity scent, apple candy mochi gets six points!
And now, the wedding cake is being served!
Matsumoto-san, it's expensive!
It's expensive!
Huh? Why is this here?
Do you know what it says?
That's why you can't eat this when I'm in charge!
How did you do it?
That's amazing!
Let me talk!
You made it!
It's the first time I've seen a wedding cake in a bowl.
If you can't do it like that, it can't be helped.
Wow, that's a waste.
But still, it's delicious.
It's a cake.
This... how do you say it?
This is a happy occasion, but it's also a standard, isn't it?
For example, if you win the election, you get this.
I wonder what happened to the bride and groom.
Let's distribute them.
I don't know where the groom and bride are.
Oh, there's the bride!
Wow, the bride!
But this is strange. She looks happier than before she arrived.
Isn't this the groom and bride?
Is that the groom and bride?
This is definitely the groom and bride!
Let's eat!
It's really good with the cake.
It's sweet.
It's a little bitter, but it's not too sweet.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's good, it's good.
It's sweet.
It's like a new snack.
I feel like it's mixed with English.
Oh, it's the groom and bride!
Oh!
I'm getting tired.
We got it!
We got one.
It's good, it's good.
I'm getting tired.
It's good.
This is pretty good.
This is...
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's a perfect score.
Wow!
Just me?
This is my wedding ceremony.
Oh, really?
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