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Before the big cut recording, once again, the producer came with a certain ambition in his heart.
Annyeonghaseyo, annyeonghaseyo, annyeonghaseyo.
- Good morning. - Annyeonghaseyo.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
We're in the Korean section now, right?
So, if we analyze the instruments, F3 isn't enough for "Old Lady".
I'm sorry, it's a little far-fetched and I don't know.
I'm going to incorporate it from now on. I'm going to incorporate "Old Lady" more and more.
I'm going to incorporate it more and more.
- That's a good thing. - It's a good thing.
- It may not be a joke. - That's right.
So, today, we have a Korean star with us.
Don't we have one? We have time and we have things to do.
- Is it today? - It's today.
- It's a big cut today. - It's a big cut today.
"Old Lady", why do you say that?
- "Old Lady"? - "Old Lady"?
No, it's okay if it's a big cut. Is there a problem?
- Do you speak Japanese? - No, I don't speak it at all.
It's impossible, isn't it? There must be something like a translator.
"Old Lady", why do you say that?
- What is "Old Lady"? - What is "Old Lady"?
I'll introduce you. You know Woosungbin, right?
- I know. - Korean 9th Emperor.
- 9th Emperor? - 9th Emperor?
- 9 people. - 9th Emperor?
- 9th Emperor, right? - 9 people.
- Woosungbin? - I've heard of him.
- I haven't heard of him.
- Woosungbin. - Hello.
- Hello.
- Woosungbin. - Is he really Woosungbin?
He's a very famous person.
In the movie, "Sweet Kimchi", "Summer's Cold Guitar", "If You Can Eat A Little", he's in the first movie.
- I'm a little educated, so I don't know much about this area. - I don't know much about that movie, either.
Even if you're a singer, you can sing a million songs. "Koisuru Pusa", "Kochisuki Daora", "Oshiri", "Shashinshuro".
- But you have a very attractive smile. - It's because it's winter now.
- 9th Emperor? - 9th Emperor.
- 9th Emperor's secretary. - Do you know Wonbin?
- Ilhyun Hongseok. - Woosungbin.
- I know him, but... - He's one of them, 9th Emperor.
- Woosungbin. - Woosungbin.
- Please take care of "Shashinshuro", too. - Yes, of course.
So I asked him to join me and we had a big fight.
I don't know much about comedy, but when we have a big fight,
I always make fun of Woosungbin's fan club.
I won't let it slide.
- Woosungbin might be good, but... - It's hard to do.
What should I say?
Excuse me, it sounds tough, but...
- Are you the Old Emperor? - Old Emperor.
- Let me introduce myself. - Pleased to meet you.
- Get along. - Yes.
- Please. - Please.
- I'm nervous. - I'm nervous.
- We're here. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm Swiss Mjolnir. - I'm Tashiguro.
- Welcome. - What?
- What's up? - What's up?
- You dropped something. - You dropped something.
- What's up? - What's up?
- Come on, come on, come on - Eh, will it be okay?
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The 16th Gaki no Tsukai Ara edition of the Chiki Chiki Oogiri Daigassen!
Chiki Chiki Oogiri Daigassen!
Now, this is the 16th edition of the Oogiri Daigassen.
The host will be me, Hamada Masatoshi! Thank you for having me!
Now, let's welcome our speaker! Please come in!
Now, let's have ten people next to me introduce themselves!
Yes.
Yes, first of all, Yama-chan!
Yes!
The other day, at a convenience store near my house, I saw Ms. Chae Joo!
Wow! That's amazing!
And when I got closer and saw her...
She was my wife!
Um, I'm Yamasaki Hosei of the comedy association's medical book club.
Yes, nice to meet you!
Now, next to me...
Um, the other day...
Um...
It's been a while since we went to eat chige-nabe.
When we ordered chige-nabe...
Um...
What we got was...
A shortcake!
Why?!
The clerk said.
This isn't it!
He said.
Um...
Yoshimoto Industries' Chae Joo!
I'm Shoto Endo!
Yes, nice to meet you!
Now, next to me...
Um...
Before you, Hanyu-star...
I'm...
Chije-nabe...
And I'm...
Nori-nori...
Of the comedy association's...
Tekondo...
Kokoriko...
Danaka!
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, next to me...
Yes, today...
Since Hanyu-star is next to me...
Um...
I'm going to read some of the comments...
Um...
I'm gradually getting better...
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, last but not least!
Hello, everyone!
I'm Woo Sung Bin!
Hello, everyone!
I'm Woo Sung Bin!
Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone, I love you!
I love you all!
Thank you! Thank you!
Then, let's go to the first game!
First of all...
Aiuyo Quiz!
Now, I will give you Aiuyo Quiz.
Everyone, you know how to do it, right?
Yes, we know!
You just need to connect the characters.
Yes, that's right!
First of all, the first topic is...
This!
Oi-kimchi!
I see! I see!
Oi-kimchi!
Yes!
Starting with Yan An!
Even when I wake up, I want it right away!
I...
Always! Always!
Want it!
Oi-kimchi!
Even when I wake up, I want it right away!
Even if I have to force myself to do it, I want it!
Chijimi and kimchi are my mom's best.
Chijimi and kimchi are definitely only for my mom.
It doesn't matter, really.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Thank you. I'm okay.
Because you hit me?
Because you hit me.
Are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Let's move on to the next topic!
Let's go!
The next topic is this!
Miso soup!
This time, it's a Japanese representative.
I see! I see!
Again, it's a king.
Let's start with Yama-chan.
Miso soup.
When I wake up, I want it right away!
Again, it's a king.
Let's change it!
Again, it's a king.
Let's change it!
I want to eat it with a big bowl!
Let's continue.
For example, "Please put it in."
- That's what you think. - "Please put it in."
- I'm asking you! I'm welcoming you! - Please put it in!
I'm asking you!
Put in the tofu!
- Yes! - Yes, that's fine!
- Yes! - Yes!
Add a little bit of miso.
- Yes! - Yes!
Simmer it while it's simmering.
- Yes! - Yes!
I see!
Simmer it while it's simmering!
- Yes! - Yes!
Ruby!
Ruby-like beautiful Japanese women.
- That's fine! - That's fine!
He's talking about miso soup!
- I learned something. - Yes.
I said something funny and Hamada-san just said it.
It's not like Hamada-san is bad.
Please tell us about your new movie "Bulgogi."
Please watch my new movie "Bulgogi."
Did you see it?
Thank you.
The next game is "Hit, Hit, Hit"! Rock, paper, scissors!
Now, you know the rules, right?
Yes, we know.
You face each other and play rock, paper, scissors.
The winner hits, and the loser protects with helmets.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes!
The one who wins three rounds wins!
Yes! Let's do it!
Do your best!
Let's go! First round is Masumoto vs. Endo!
Nice!
Let's do this!
Let's go!
Go!
Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, rock, paper, scissors!
That's no match for you.
What?
Now's my chance.
One more point.
Let's do it.
Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, rock, paper, scissors!
Wow!
Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, rock, paper, scissors!
Let's go!
Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, rock, paper, scissors!
- Hey! - Hey!
Do it properly, you guys!
I'm doing it properly, you know. Do it properly!
- I've been passing all along. - Right?
- I have one point now, right? - One point.
- One point for me.
Don't hit me! Rock-paper-scissors!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
Alright!
- This is impossible! - Mr. Matsumoto!
- Yes! - Mr. Matsumoto wins!
- Yay! - Okay!
- Now, the second round is... - Yes!
- Yama-chan vs. Zombies! - Alright!
- Alright!
- Alright, let's go! - Okay!
- Round Four, "Hit, Bite, Rock, Paper."
- Let's go!
- Ready, and...
- Hit, Bite, Rock, Paper!
- Rock, Paper, Scissors!
- Hit, Bite, Rock, Paper!
- Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Everyone, don't fight!
Thank you all. Is everyone okay?
Don't fight!
Let's do it all at once, okay?
Let's go!
Don't fight and fight!
Hey!
Love and victory!
Don't lie!
Why is this always happening?
There's no such thing as this!
What's up with you?
Thank you very much. Your support is my strength.
Thank you very much.
That's fine.
Are you ready?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Thank you very much.
What is he saying?
Your smiles are my treasure. Thank you very much.
Yamada's 2nd place.
I'm 1st!
You pass.
Are you giving up?
Yamada, you can beat us!
One more chance!
One, two, three...
Give up and let's do rock-paper-scissors!
I did it!
Yamasaki-san, please don't blame him. He's just a professional.
Yamasaki-san is a professional. Please don't blame him.
Everyone, thank you. You are Sungmin's family.
Please listen to "My Beloved Busan".
Thank you very much for today. You are my family.
Please listen to my song "My Beloved Busan".
I know it well
Your back that is engraved in my heart
Loving someone is such a difficult thing
Now I can't turn my heart back for the first time
Everytime I think of you, my tears don't stop
I never imagined it would be this difficult
That's right. I've had a lot of trouble lately.
I see.
It's been a while since I've been beaten up like this.
Like what?
Sasaki, Fuji TV's Sasaki. He's also from Osaka.
And the two of us got in a taxi.
I see.
And the two of us went to Osaka Bay.
It's been a while since I've been beaten up like this.
Like what?
The detour.
Oh, you didn't know about it.
I know all about this area.
I see.
We got in from Roppongi.
And I said "Excuse me, can you take me to Meguro?"
And we kept going from Aoyama.
And we had to turn right no matter what.
And we turned left.
And we were like "What? Why?"
Sir, we can't turn right on this road.
So we'll go from Asano.
We were told like that.
You can't turn! You can't turn! You can't turn!
I'm scared.
That's what I said.
I was surprised.
You can't turn! You can't turn! You can't turn!
And the driver of the taxi said...
I'm sorry.
That's right.
That's right!
And then...
The three of us got embarrassed in the car.
What's going on?
That's not okay!
The three of us!
We were embarrassed!
It's hot!
I didn't want to get angry.
I went to the convenience store.
There were a lot of people in line.
There was only one cash register.
It made me angry.
Don't you think we should open two cash registers?
But you know...
In the middle of the night.
But there were about five or six people.
I was in second place.
And the guy in front of me is a salaryman.
He's an old man.
He's eating yakisoba like this.
It's ready-made yakisoba.
I asked him if he could heat it up.
He said yes.
Right?
Can you tell me clearly?
Then you should at least buy a microwave!
There are various circumstances.
Is it funny?
It's not funny.
Um...
But you know...
It's like that now.
Microwaves cost thousands of yen.
But you know...
There are people like that.
Is that so?
If you say that, I'll be a bad guy again.
If you don't mind...
Yes?
Can you stand in line?
Yes, yes.
Eat it while it's cold!
There are people like that.
I want to eat it while it's warm.
You're a bad guy!
Is it bad?
You're an actor in a movie!
No, it's nothing like that!
Is it funny?
Then you should buy a microwave!
But you haven't cooperated with me at all.
I have nothing more to say.
It's not funny.
Is that so?
Then it's my fault.
Yes.
It's not funny.
Wait a minute.
I don't want it to end like this.
It's not funny.
In the past...
When we were children...
What was it...
A microwave...
It was expensive.
That's right.
We didn't have one at home.
But today...
These days...
Even if you go to a discount store...
They probably sell it for 5 or 6 thousand yen.
It's quiet like this...
Since I started using a keyboard.
If I tell everyone...
Oh, we haven't talked about it yet.
Even if it's me...
Even if it's Koumei...
You're a sadist, right?
You're an ace, right?
I'll tell you...
I'm a witch.
I'm a do-it-yourself.
You are...
Right?
And now...
I'm going in a completely different direction.
Yes.
It's like...
I'm away.
I'm completely...
I'm like an outsider.
Yes.
I'm getting nervous.
From now on...
How are we going to deal with this?
5 more minutes...
10 more minutes...
Masumoto-san...
You were really fun.
I'm sorry!
I see.
Macchan, you're cute!
What's this?
Your face is so small!
When I saw you for the first time in a while, you had such a small face!
You want me to say it?
I'll keep pushing it.
I'm confident in stabbing you.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Go ahead.
From now on, I'm going to do my "tatami-kake" and "maki-kaeshi".
Please do it.
When it comes to money, everyone thinks of "kaeshi" or something like that.
But you have it, don't you?
Oh...
No, that's why people can't understand you!
Because you say things like that.
I haven't been rich for a long time, either.
Your voice is so small!
I was really... really...
It was really painful.
Well, well, I understand that.
Right?
My older brother had an iron...
...bento, right?
When I brought Anna home...
"Tetsu" is made of aluminum!
I left it at school. I didn't have time to eat it.
When I came back from school, I took out the bento.
It was already there when I opened it.
I wanted to eat it, but it was winter. It was cold!
I didn't have a microwave in my house.
I was wondering what you were doing.
You set the stove on fire...
I couldn't stop crying!
Why did you do that?
Brother!
Dear!
Why only me?
I went through such a time!
"Yes, yes." "Do you understand?" "When you were young."
"When you were young!" "Yes, yes."
As time passed, my sister got married.
But it didn't work out.
When my sister got divorced and came back home...
To be honest, I don't know how many cars there are now.
But when my sister came back, her husband couldn't get her a car.
My husband didn't have money either!
So he brought... a microwave!
He brought a car with a microwave!
When my mother saw it, she was very happy!
"I'm glad." "Now you can heat it up!"
We all shouted, "Chin!"
Mother!
Heat it up!