AISubs v3.5
Badminton.
You saw it, right?
I'm in good shape today.
Yeah, you're doing well.
How much did you win today?
One million yen.
Thank you very much.
This is big.
One million yen.
Not yet?
I'm setting it up now.
I went to Aichi Banbaku the other day.
Go there.
It was pretty fun.
What was it?
Mammoth, right?
It's a three-hour wait for Mammoth.
It's a three-hour wait!
That's tough.
Do you know the admission fee?
How much is it?
It's 4,600 yen.
You can't see Mammoth without paying for it?
You can't see it.
That's pretty good.
About 60,000 people come here a day.
How much is it?
About 276 million yen.
Wow!
A day?
That's a lot of money.
People come here to see Mammoth, right?
That's right.
That's the main reason.
Two million yen.
That's a lot of money.
I want to spend it.
Right?
Yes.
But...
We have one idea.
Ouch!
I have a stomachache.
Are you okay?
Ouch!
Where does it hurt?
Are you okay?
You should go to the hospital.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
Where does it hurt?
I have a stomachache.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
What's going on?
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Hey, hey!
What's this?
Eat it!
What is it?
It's a frozen mango that you can only find in the city.
A frozen mango?
It's frozen.
Huh? Mangoes?
What's this?
Why are you drinking it?
Let's go.
Is it cheap here?
Wow, 4,000 yen.
Expensive!
It's surprisingly cheap.
But over there...
It's 4,600 yen.
Ah, 4,600 is cheap.
Cheap.
And over there, it's 3 hours by caravan.
It's not crowded at all.
It's crowded.
Is it like this?
Yeah.
Hey, let's go.
No, really?
No, if you're going to watch it...
If you're going to watch it, let's go.
Hey!
For now, let's go.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
Can we really go in from here?
Huh? Really?
No, it's colder than Aichi.
Wow, that's amazing.
Let's go.
Okay.
Wow, mangoes are really frozen.
Wow, wow!
What? What?
Wow, I can't do it.
Mangoes.
It's been a while.
They've been around for about tens of thousands of years.
It's said that they disappeared in the ice age.
It's like there's a tree somewhere.
It's said that they were mostly covered in snow.
They weigh between three and six tons.
Their fangs are quite long.
They're quite long.
Let's go up.
To an adventure filled with mystery and mystery.
The costume is also kind of fluffy.
The gold is also kind of fluffy.
It's hard to hear.
It was like this, wasn't it?
It's like what you often see.
It's too late, it's too late.
It's written like that.
It's that long?
50 meters.
But it's pretty fun, isn't it?
It's quite long, 50 meters.
What's this?
It's from Sato Seiya.
Is this a mammoth?
It's not a mammoth, is it?
There's a lot of stuff.
Please take it in your hands and read it as you like.
Is this a mammoth's book?
It's the same as Gertrude's book.
Oh, it's a mammoth.
It's a big mammoth from Seiya's book.
No, it's not.
It's a book with markings.
It's a book with markings, so...
It's a big one.
There are three of them here.
Wow, that's amazing.
There are three of them.
There are more than just markings.
Doesn't it make you hungry?
It's been like that for a while now.
It makes you hungry, doesn't it?
It does.
There are four Seiyas, too.
It's fun, isn't it?
There are four Seiyas, too.
Full of information.
What's this?
It's a stone corner.
Shall we go?
Oh, it's this way again.
I know, right?
It's a frozen thing.
I want to see it, too.
It's 40 meters away.
It's not even ten meters away.
Oh, oh, oh, can you try it on?
My father told me to wear it.
Oh, oh, oh, what's this?
Oh, it's like this.
This is nice.
What's this?
This is nice.
What's this?
Please press the button for yourself.
Mammoth's body structure.
Eh?
Eh? I know it.
It's messed up.
I know it.
I know...
- Wow, nose. - Nose and...
- No battery. - Right.
- Did you put it on? - Did you all press it? - Did you all press it?
- Yes, we did.
- Then let's change the battery. - Right?
- Eyes...head... - Eyes?
- Eyes, head, I know everything. - What are you talking about?
- Nose... - Wow.
- No battery. - Everyone's talking about nose.
- It's so funny. - It's terrible.
- We have to take it out.
- But we have to say how much we spent. - It's terrible.
- It's not 4,000 yen. - Is it?
- We'll say it when it's over. - Let's say it.
- It's not 4,000 yen. - We'll say it when it's over.
- 20 more. - 20 more.
- It's not enough for other customers.
- We have a hard job. - Even if we use this much lettuce...
- What's this? - It's Mammoth's daily food.
- Really? - This little? - Mammoth needed about 500 times of lettuce.
- I don't need 10 years. - Yes. - Not even one. - Yes.
- Not even one. - Not even one. - It's better to say 500 times of lettuce.
- If it's only this much, it's too much. - Yes, I thought so for a moment.
- It's not enough for other customers. - It's normal. - Mammoth's daily food corner.
- 10 more meters. - There are actresses too.
- Mammoth's eyes. Climb up, Kim Mammoth feeling. - No, I won't. - Me?
- Yes, you. - Sorry. - Yes. - Is it like this?
- What do you mean? - Mammoth's eyes? - Yes, Mammoth's eyes. - I see.
- When you were Mammoth. - Yes. - If you look up, it's like this.
- If you look from above, it's like this. - It's not Mammoth's eyes. - Yes.
- It's Mammoth's eyes. - Mammoth's eyes. - How is it? - It's like this.
- And the light is too bright. - The light is bad. - It's bad.
- It's bad. - It's Mammoth's feet's thickness.
Endo, hold it. Hold it.
- How is it? - Well...
- Is it like this? - Feet's thickness.
- You like it, don't you? - I like it. - Are you Taiwanese?
It looks like this.
- It looks like this. - Matsumoto-san, this...
- Let's do it. - We paid 4,000 yen for it. - That's right.
- It's like that. - This is 4,000 yen.
- But it's finally over. - It's a trend!
- I didn't want to see it! - I didn't want to see it!
- I want to see it!
- I asked the person who saw it... - What?
- Please press the green button. - It's over.
- Mammoth No. 2. - His real name is No. 1.
- He will appear in "Tomorrow's Joe". - He's big in body but small in mind.
- He loves udon noodles. - He was married to...
- ...a girl at a canteen. - He was married?
- It's over. - Mammoth No. 2.
- It's almost over. - It's a trend!
- It's over. - Mammoth No. 2.
- It's a trend! - It's a trend!
- It's finally over! - It's over!
I really want to see it.
You want to see it, right?
Let's go.
Yes.
Should I pull it?
Yes.
There it is.
Wow, amazing!
[Music]
It's a terrible opening.
TV is too stupid.
I think it's too stupid.
That's right.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything, but there's a lot of things like making your nose longer.
That's right.
There's nothing.
No, it's a little too...
It's too terrible.
What if you go out once and come back again?
I see. I see.
Maybe you have a nose.
I see.
If that happens, it will change a little.
Let's go out once.
It's not like that.
Well...
Even if you go out again, you may have a nose.
That's right.
I feel like it's too early.
Probably...
Something like Yakult...
Bring me something else.
I feel like it's too early.
It's too early.
It's different from before.
(Laughter)
It's blue.
(Laughter)
What did you put in it?
Is it rubber?
It's not rubber.
You put in rubber.
It's a thin hole.
It's not like it's been there before.
It's a mangos.
It's frozen.
(Laughter)
It's weird.
It looks like cotton.
It's cute when you press it.
It's funny.
(Laughter)
You look like a clown.
(Laughter)
It's funny.
You look like a clown.
Say it louder.
You sound like an old man.
(Laughter)
It's funny.
You look like an old man.
(Laughter)
You look like an old man.
What's this?
(Laughter)
You look like an old man.
(Laughter)
Ladies and gentlemen...
(applause)
Solomon, you have been selected.
Ah, by the way, that DVD...
The DVD of the battle between Yamazaki and Moriman...
There was a talk about releasing it.
Ah, you included all of the past ones?
I'm not asking you to say it, but...
I said it to Suga-san as well, but...
This is Yamazaki and Moriman's.
The sales of this...
It's not easy or anything like that.
Yamazaki has his own house.
I know that.
So I said, "Please welcome Yamazaki as much as you can."
And I...
Well, Suga-san was crying a little.
This is not our business!
This is, you know, Yamazaki and Moriman's...
What are you doing?!
What?! Do you want to be a great actor?!
Well, I'm not saying I'm a great actor, but I'm serious about it.
And...
Tell Taneumaman to do it as well.
No, tell him to do it!
Taneumaman, you're getting prettier and prettier!
You're getting worse and worse than yesterday!
Tell Taneumaman to do it.
I saw Taneumaman the other day for the first time in a while, and he was ugly!
You're pretty and pretty, but...
No, no, it's not like that at all.
No, it's not like that at all.
Has anything happened recently?
No!
Like, did you step on something?
I don't step on anything.
Geez, you know, the other day, you know...
You know, you taught me a lesson about education.
About who?
About that clerk.
What's wrong with you?
Well, it's not about that...
Have you ever bought a game?
Well, maybe...
You know, the one you put in a shelf and it's a sample, right?
And you take it and...
You know, you just take it and put it in a container and it's empty, right?
Right, right.
And you know, you open the drawer and you take it out from the drawer, right?
Right, right.
And you say "B" and "A", right?
And then it goes like...
Bang!
Like...
You know, it's a brand new game and you don't know where you put it!
Yes, that's right.
And you know, you just go "bang! bang!" and...
You know, in the old days...
You know, you go "bang!" and...
You know, you just go "bang! bang!" and...
You know, you do something!
You put your fingers in...
You know, you just do something!
It's a new game.
This game...
In the end, you played it for about 15 minutes in total!
It's because you said it.
It's painful!
I don't feel like buying it anymore after 5 minutes.
I see.
I thought it was sold out.
I'm waiting for it to be sold out.
In the end, I waited for about 15 minutes and said, "Thank you for waiting, customer."
I really don't like it anymore.
I'm 41 years old.
I don't like it anymore, but...
Hey!
It's been a while.
Anyway, today...
What are you doing?!
What is this thing?!
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?!
If you're asking me if there's a game like this, you should know!
I know.
You're the ones asking me to give you this!
And it's the most popular one right now!
That's right.
What could go wrong with it?!
That's right.
What are you waiting for?!
Look!
I'm sorry.
No, no, that's not it.
Don't say "I'm sorry."
Say "reason."
Don't say "I'm sorry."
No, no, that's not it!
Don't say "I'm sorry."
Say "reason!"
You guys are asking me to give you this "reason"?!
No!
What is it?
No!
What is it?
It's "reason!"
No!
It's not "no," it's "reason."
What is it?!
I mean, you're not teaching them education.
I'm not.
You're not saying "no," are you?!
You're not saying "this is not the way it should be!"
No, no, but...
I'm not doing it.
But, you know, you were almost crying.
You said "thank you."
You were like, "thank you," and you were happy.
No, no, but...
You were almost taking off your bra too.
This is...
What are you doing?!
It's you, isn't it?!
You don't need it, do you?!
Yes, I don't need it. It has nothing to do with me.
This question is for Matsumoto-san, who can't hide his surprise.
Yes.
There are many comedians who have double eyelids, but please show us Matsumoto-san's beautiful fifth eye.
Well, I don't think there are many people like that.
No, I don't think so.
It's not common in everyday life.
No, it's not.
You don't do that kind of work, do you?
No, I don't.
As expected, your fifth eye...
My fifth eye...
As much as you like it or not...
Yes, that's right.
Have you done it before?
Ah... I've done it a few times.
It's like, "Even though you trusted me so much..."
Oh...
Yes.
I see.
Well, the first time I did it, I put hot water in a bowl and had to wait for five minutes.
Well, about one minute passed and I thought, "Ah, there's still four minutes left," and when I looked at it, it was open.
I was surprised.
It's a chain.
Anything and everything is over when it's open like this.
At that time, I made a mistake.
Huh? You didn't?
Well, then...
No, I made a mistake, but it's fine.
I want you to show me that mistake.
For example...
Please do it like this.
One, two...
Yes, yes.
One, two...
Yes, yes.
Let's do three.
At this point, I'm like, "What?"
So I can't do five times.
I have a sense of uncertainty.
I can't keep up.
I don't want to take lessons anymore.
Because of the students.
But up until now, I think I was able to do it only three times.
Now that you've hit and gone up to five times...
I think this reaction is...
Really?
Of course.
But it's really fast.
After all, it's speed.
It's really fast.
What is it?
It's really fast.
It's fast, but it's not moving here.
Look! It's not moving.
No, no, no.
That's not it.
This is live, right?
Yes, yes.
Then look at the sound source.
Let's use the sound source for the DVD.
It's really moving.
Do you know?
It's really moving.
Really?
It's really moving.
Is it okay? It's looking over there.
It's not looking!
It's looking over there.
You can't make it move here!
You have to make it move!
No, it's really fast.
I've seen it six times.
Just now?
It hurts.
It hurts when you suddenly hit me like that!
It hurts!
As an unlicensed animal doctor, famous Matsumoto- san has taught us the most difficult animal separation surgery ever.
There were many.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well, I'm sure there were many, but the most difficult one was...
Well, you know...
Cats...
Yeah.
Cats...
Yeah, yeah.
Here...
I want you to raise it up a little more.
Thank you.
Because it looks old.
Here, you know, like a hedge.
If you lower it, does it look old?
Because it looks old.
Raise it up.
It smells like Oberheim.
Are you stupid?
So, like I said...
This... how do you say it...
Raise-up procedure...
We did it.
Was it hard?
This is...
It depends on the price.
Quick procedure and...
So it's like a plastic surgery, right?
Yes.
In the case of a hedge surgery...
Raise it up and...
Raise it up with silicone all over.
I see, I see.
In that case, it's fine to do it with a hedge.
So, in the end, we did it like...
A mustache...
Here.
We curled it up like this.
A mustache...
We curled it up like this.
Curled it up like this.
It's curled up like this.
That's funny.
But it's quick.
But...
Do you agree?
But...
But it was funny for me.
It was hard, unexpectedly.
This one was up.
That's fine.
We curled it up once and it wouldn't come off.
We had no choice but to cut it.
I see.
If you do it over and over, it will come up.
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