AISubs v3.5
First time on "Gaki no Tsukai"
I don't like it, I don't like it
Madonna and seppun bus tour
To be honest I can't help it
Really?
When you think about the past
People wear "tachisido"
Tachisido
Which past did you do?
Tachisido
For "Gaki no Tsukai"
Does it mean I can make you laugh?
I don't like it
Let me explain the rule
We played a game on the bus last time
If you lose, you have to get off the bus
As the title says, Madonna is waiting for you
Madonna is waiting for me?
Kiss her
Kiss?
Madonna is waiting for me?
This program is sponsored by Godand
First, let's go to Tokyo Tower
There are a lot of tourists
Maybe it's because of today's weather
Sorry, I'm curious about Madonna
I can't do it
The first Madonna is this
The first Madonna is Abeko Kochoran
Her charm is that all three sizes are 130cm
Her first kiss was on her lips
Really?
She's just doing it
It's not true, right?
I don't watch TV much
I'm so excited
This is hard
The first game is ping pong tanga
I'm going to win for sure
I'm so excited
For example, I say "ping" and you say "pong" and I say "pan" and you say "pan" and I say "ping" and you say "pong" and I say "pan" and you say "ping"
That's right
You only say "pan" and you turn your wrist around
If you get hit three times, you lose
I can't lose
Let's start the ping pong pong game
Ping pong pong
I said "ping"
Calm down
Get out of my way
What?
Hamada san was safe but he made a huge mistake
He said "ping"
It was close
Hamada san
I'm glad I got over it
I made a mistake at 23 seconds
Hamada san
No
Hamada san
I'm sorry
Why did you say "endo" at that timing?
Hamada san
I'm scared
Hamada san
Calm down
Why?
In the rain, the bus heads to the Tokyo Tower where Madonna is waiting.
Please check this out.
She's wearing a dress!
Disgusting!
No way!
Madonna will kiss you now.
There's a situation.
Oh, is there?
Please follow it.
First of all, here.
Abe-ko!
Screaming and running to Abe-ko.
And!
Wow!
It's hot.
Hug her hard and kiss her sweetly.
Wow, it feels good.
Whether Madonna will do it or not is different.
From over there, right?
Yes.
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Madonna, please!
Hurry up and do it.
I'll watch you from here.
There she is!
She's going to do it!
She's going to do it.
No way.
What is that?
Abe-ko!
She did it!
She's doing it!
Her face is huge!
It's hot!
She's sitting and sitting.
It's long!
Wow, this is...
You're killing me!
It's huge!
Isn't it long?
It's long!
I can't speak!
Abe-ko can't speak!
It's huge!
Abe-ko!
You did it too much!
Again! Again!
You did it too much!
Second round!
Wow!
Shamel is taking it!
It's tough!
Ame-ko!
It's too long!
Is it the third round?
Why is it so long?
It's too long!
You did it too much!
It's tough!
Wow it's hard
Wow
We're old
We're old friends
What happened?
His face is like this
He's doing cross hands
It's full of shit
You're doing bad things
It's never ending and I don't know what to do
I thought it would collapse but it didn't
The second point
Aqua city
It's nice
It's good for young people to come here in spring
The next window is
This one
Wow
Wahaha headquarters, Tsubaki Funako
Her charm point when she turned 40 is her beautiful teeth
It's on the back of the leaves
Basically
It's on the back of the leaves
One
One of those
When you have a bad stomach
Wow
What's wrong with you?
The next game is
Magi hinge game
We have no choice but to win
Shinji, the person in the middle, has grown up
Where should I look at?
Should I send it to Miyasako?
You should say "Maggie" first
Got it
Maggie, Shinji, have grown up
No!
It moved!
Oh no!
We did it!
That was close!
I'm going to lose!
That was close!
By the way, everyone, are you feeling well?
We're not!
We're not, but...
We're swimming
Let's raise our voices!
Turn, turn, turn, turn!
Something's not right
Maggie!
The members want to avoid kissing Madonna no matter what
The game gets even more heated up
Yamaaki, who is good at this game, and Mademo Kotohara make mistakes and everyone but Endo is in a row
After that, Yamaaki and Miyasako make mistakes and finally they reach
Who will kiss Madonna at the spring break theme park?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Let's start with Miyasako - Yes
- Here we go - Magi! Shinji! You've grown up!
- Oh, Mouse - You're back
- You're back - Even if it's me!
- Magi! Shinji! - You've grown up!
- Alright, we can see it now - Alright, let's see
Magi! Shinji! They grew up!
We did it!
Hamura's team is Hamura's team!
We did it!
Downtown!
The bus crosses the rainbow bridge and heads to Odaiba, where Madonna is waiting.
Where is she?
There she is!
She looks familiar
What should we do?
According to the staff, the training is …
I'll explain the situation
Hamura-san gets off and goes around the back of Madonna
Who are you?
She hands him a bouquet and leaves
Her mouth is open
I'll leave the rest to you
Thank you!
I'm sorry
It can't be helped
You look like Ogiyahagi
Ogiyahagi, the big one
Let's go
You're wearing glasses. Who are you?
Simon Pett!
Who are you?
I wonder why I don't know you
Who are you?
I don't know you
I'll give you this
Here you go
Thank you
You look like a honeycomb
Is it okay?
Thank you
This is crazy
It's so high up
Wow
Wow it's crazy
It's so high up
Wow
Wow it's crazy
It's so high up
Wow it's so high up
Are you falling down?
- This is bad! - It's intense!
Chase it! Chase it! Chase it!
This is bad!
See you!
See you?
- It's coming! It's coming! - It's coming! It's coming!
- It's fast! - It's running away! It's running away!
- This is bad! - This is bad!
This is hell!
Look at it!
- It's all red! - It's all red!
It's scary!
It's scary! It's scary!
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- Wow, wow, wow! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- That picture is completely different! - Isn't it?! Isn't it?!
- It's different! - Isn't it?!
- His face is swollen! - His face is swollen!
- Shake it! - Wow, wow, wow!
- It's not like that! - I think it was better yesterday!
- Really?! - I'm sure it was better yesterday, Matsumoto-san!
- No, no, no! - It was pretty good!
- It was pretty good! I'm still watching it! - I'm still watching it!
- It's not like that at all! - It's not like that at all!
- It's crazy! - It's crazy!
- It's higher than that! - It's the final point!
- I can't believe it! - Alright, I'll do my best!
- From here on, we'll go to the pallet town! - Yes!
- That's nice! - The last Madonna is waiting for us!
- That's nice! - There's a Ferris wheel there!
- That's nice! - Yes!
- Can we go to the next Madonna and have everyone check it out?
- We won't reveal it here! - Can we check it out at the site?
- Yes! - Even if you take a lot of pictures, you can't show it!
- It's finally the last Madonna! But the third Madonna is in a mysterious veil!
- The next game is...
- The clock game! - Yay!
- It's the clock game! - It's the clock game!
- It's just going around the clock!
- Somehow... Somehow...
- You have to say two words that don't end in "ta" and "da"!
- Japanese people, right? - Yes, Japanese people!
- "Ta" and "da"! - You can't end in "ta" and "da"!
- Let's start the clock game!
- Start!
- Kotohara!
- Miyasako!
- Ito!
- Yamasaki!
- Endo!
- Ihara!
- Miyamoto!
- Yamakawa!
- Nishi-i!
- Inoue!
- Hayaku!
- Kudo!
- Chihara!
- Yamano!
- Miyao!
- Michi!
- End!
- That's not it! That's not it! - You didn't say anything!
- What? - You said "Michi"!
After this, the game became more and more heated!
A woman's name that doesn't have "ko" in it,
a man's name with four letters in it,
and even a game with three letters in it were changed,
and five people made mistakes twice in each game!
Finally, everyone became "ri" people!
- Everyone became "ri" people! - Really? - Wow!
- Alright! - It's really decided!
- Ah! Ah! I'm red! I'm red! I'm red! - Katchan is red!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Here we go! - Will you kiss Madonna?!
- Ready and... - Domino!
- Knock! - Walnut!
- Mouse! - What? - Mouse! - Miyao!
- No, this is... - What? What?
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- I said "a", and you said "mouse"!
- Can you look at me nicely?
- What are you doing?!
- Alright! Madonna! Madonna, help me! Madonna, help me!
- Madonna, help me!
Finally, the bus goes to the final point where the mysterious Madonna waits.
- Alright, everyone! - Wow, it's really fast!
- Please wait! - This is so boring!
- Wow... - Wow... - There are a lot of people here.
- There are a lot of people. - Ah! That one!
- Ah! Look! - Ah! It's a woman!
- She's wearing a dress! - She's wearing a dress!
- Isn't it too big? - It's kinda pretty, though.
- Huh?
- There's a saying like "the last one is pretty"... - There's a saying like that!
Here's Madonna
- Isn't she big? - She's big!
- She's big, right? - She's big!
- There's a lot of people - Everyone, in this crowd...
- She's a model - Look at the situation she's in
- First of all... - She's pretty - She's waiting
- She's looking back - She's pretty
- She's wearing a wedding dress - She's wearing a ring
- And then... - She's beautiful
- She's not hiding her wedding dress - No, she's not
- Who's she? - Who's she?
- She's a good person - A good person at the end?
- Isn't it embarrassing? - Yes, it's like a embarrassing punishment
- That's better, right? - It's hard to do
- No, it's good enough - There's a lot of people
- Everyone's... - I hate this
- Madonna is... - She's this person!
- Who? - Madonna!
Madonna
Mimata
Madonna
He's man
But you know, it's a girl's feeling too
Yeah
You're in a bad mood
Come on!
If you wait too long, it'll get worse
Yeah
Good luck
He's laughing
It's late
Sorry
His height is just right
Right hand or left hand?
He loves you
He does
He loves you
Wow
He did it
Wow
He did it
Wow
He did it
Ladies and Gentlemen
What's up with you guys lately?
There's something strange about it.
I don't know if I should be mad or not.
I see.
At the parking lot...
At the parking lot in front of my house...
I opened the shutters and was about to go.
But a taxi...
Came and...
I was about to go...
But it was like a patrol car...
I was waiting for it...
But the taxi stopped right in front of me...
And I got out of the car.
I see.
What?!
I didn't care if it was in front of me or behind me.
It was totally...
Confidential.
I see.
What would you normally do?
I'd wait.
You can wait...
But you'd be like...
What? What do you mean?
You'd be mad, right?
You'd be angry, right?
I guess you could say that.
What am I doing here?
I have to get out of the car now!
Should I wait in front of me or behind me?
The driver of the taxi...
Apologized to me.
Even the old woman who got off the ship said "I'm sorry."
That's fine.
What? But...
If you apologize to me like that...
What is this feeling?
It's fine.
You apologize to me like that.
It's fine.
But...
But what?
But it's strange, isn't it?
What is this feeling?
Well...
The other day...
I was in Kyosho.
Yes.
I happened to go out for a meal.
Of course you do.
Yes.
I sometimes heard her say "kyaru".
I didn't know what "kyaru" was.
When I said it, she said "masumodoku".
She said it a lot.
And I said "I'll go home now."
This is your treat.
She said a light joke.
I didn't accept it.
You didn't have to say it.
I didn't know what to do.
I think she said it.
Nice to meet you.
She said it a lot.
Yes.