AISubs v3.5
Ending
Then I will end it!
One, two...
Thank you very much!
Everyone, thank you for coming this year!
Cheers!
Ending
We have prepared something suitable for the new year!
Yes!
Let's drink!
Then let's drink!
Please!
I've seen this before!
It's the magician, Black Shimada!
Yes!
It's amazing!
It looks good!
This song is amazing!
It's amazing!
I'm afraid of losing you, losing you
I want to have you very close
Look me in the eyes
And be with you
Look me in the eyes
And be with you
I'm afraid of losing you, losing you
Look me in the eyes
Which one is the real one?
I've seen it somewhere.
This is amazing.
Where is the egg we saw before?
It's cold.
It's a water drop.
It can't be.
Amazing!
You're still drinking water?
However...
You didn't drink anything.
It opened!
It's cold.
You're still drinking water?
It can't be.
Amazing!
You didn't drink anything.
There's more.
Yes.
We would like you to tell us your fortune for 2005.
Who is it?
We recently called this person who was mentioned on TV.
Please come in!
Ah, it's you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ogasawara Masayoko, who is well-known in Shinshin-don.
I'm Ogasawara from Yoshimoto Shinshin-don.
Nice to meet you.
I know you.
Your grandmother...
Yes.
I can't say much about her, but she's a fortune- teller.
Oh, is that so?
Really.
She's from Susukino, and she's been fortune- telling for a year.
Really?
Yes, she used to eat there.
Yes.
Is this true?
It is.
It's true!
I can trust you!
First, Hamada-san.
Yes.
Your fortune for 2005 is this year.
Yes.
Even if you don't make any progress, you'll be blessed with work.
But...
It's true!
I didn't know you'd say that!
I didn't know!
It's true!
However, if you take a big chance away from your original conviction and strong sense of responsibility, you'll miss out.
I see.
So...
I didn't know there was such a thing.
Conviction...
I didn't know there was such a thing.
So, as a solution, look for your own place until you're satisfied.
Yes.
And, by having a hobby of fully moving your body, sweat and anxiety will also flow.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
What Hamada-san would like you to be careful of is skin-related problems.
Skin?
It's the skin.
It's acne, dry skin, and sweating, right?
Sweating? You can sweat?
It's not like that.
So you're saying you can't overcome it?
No, no, I'm just saying you should be careful of that.
You shouldn't wake up a young person in a bad mood.
Bad mood?
If you do, your skin will really weaken.
Yes, I'll be careful.
You're in a bad mood, right?
You're always sleeping.
Next up is Endo-san.
Endo-san.
Endo-san is someone who loves to be praised.
And because he loves to be praised, he keeps a distance from people who like to be praised.
Ah, I think that's possible.
I think it's possible.
Anyone can do that.
Endo-san's reason for avoiding being praised is that he's a senior female talent who doesn't like himself.
Senior? Who is it?
He's not that old.
But he's three or four years older than Endo-san.
If you're three years older than Endo-san, you're about six or seven years older than Endo-san.
Thirty-six years?
Endo-san works a lot.
Is he a comedian?
No, he's not a comedian.
Matsushita Yuki-san.
We have good chemistry.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It's normal.
I think you know the answer.
What do you mean?
You know it.
Endo-san doesn't like Endo-san.
But Endo-san gives Endo-san useful advice.
But Endo-san doesn't like Endo-san.
Endo-san doesn't know Endo-san.
So Endo-san keeps Endo-san away from Endo-san.
It's a waste of time.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It's a severe fortune-telling.
It's severe.
It's very severe.
Is it like this?
I'm here as a fortune-teller.
I see.
If you have the courage to bow your head and give advice, you will succeed in the music industry in 2005.
Music industry?
If you don't succeed in the music industry, you don't have to apologize.
I see.
Mr. Tanaka is unconsciously, but tends to monopolize the credit.
Therefore, there is a fear of turning staff and people around you into enemies in an instant.
Therefore, it is no problem if you can convey your gratitude to those around you as much as you receive high evaluation.
Then, in the future, you will be an actor representing Japan.
An actor representing Japan?
Not an entertainer?
An actor and a musician?
That's not good at all.
An actor and a musician?
He has always wanted to be an entertainer.
As an entertainer.
What is that?
It's too much.
It's like Tetsuya Tadeta.
It's better than singing or dancing.
Mr. Yamazaki, in 2005, the seeds you sowed will sprout.
Did I sow seeds?
However, not only good seeds, but also bad seeds will sprout.
This is something I can say in particular, but it's a woman's problem.
It's a woman's problem!
But I really don't have one.
I don't have one at all.
Hey!
You don't have one!
You're too angry.
Even if you don't interact at the moment, it doesn't completely cut off past relationships.
If you don't interact at the moment, it doesn't completely cut off past relationships.
Women's issues may come up.
Ma'am, you can see it, can't you?
What are you doing?
Ma'am, do you have a conversation with me?
I'll call you later.
This year, the luck of falling in love is very strong.
It's here!
So in that sense, it's a very popular year.
I see.
No matter how old you are, when you meet a woman...
No matter how old you are!
Are you older than me?
You're older than me!
It's rare for you to be older than me!
So you're not married yet?
Yes.
There's one thing I want to tell you.
Because you don't have confidence in yourself...
you can't help but doubt your partner's feelings.
How is it?
W-what do you mean?
You don't have confidence in yourself because you don't know if your partner has feelings for you.
You can't help but doubt it.
As a result, you end up having an affair with another woman.
But I think I know what you mean!
You know what I mean?
It's like you're scared to take a step forward!
Is it because you don't have confidence in yourself?
That's right.
I see.
In order to avoid getting hurt...
in order to avoid taking risks...
you need insurance.
That's a lot of insurance!
If you don't change your idealism for your family...
or your idealism for your partner...
it will be difficult for you to get married.
It will be difficult for you to get married even in 2005?
It won't be difficult in 2005.
It won't?!
In terms of work...
if you create an environment where young talents don't restrain themselves...
you'll have a higher sense of fulfillment and satisfaction for your work this year.
But it's difficult!
If you tell me not to restrain myself...
I'll restrain myself even more!
That's right.
You're scared, aren't you?
That's right.
I haven't done anything wrong!
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.
In an environment where young people don't stay at home, I recommend having lunch with Mr. Matsumoto.
Lunch?!
Next, let's look at his health.
In terms of his health, he has recurrences of past illnesses.
From his navel to his tongue.
His tongue?
Yes.
Hey, look! It's correct!
White hair.
Come on!
It was too early in the morning!
It's real-time!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you!
It's been a while since we had a talk like this, hasn't it?
I don't think I can live up to your expectations.
What do you mean?
I don't feel well.
Oh my!
I've eaten too much of Ippei-chan's food.
I'm already full.
And now Ippei-chan has increased her noodles by 10%.
I'm already full.
Even in that state, I'll do my best.
But Ippei-chan...
I'm not Ippei-chan.
Oh, you're Ippei-chan.
No, you're Ippei-chan.
I'm not Ippei-chan.
Oh! Were you saying that on New Year's Day?
Oh!
I don't think I'll have a good year!
Why?
Well, Gua said it too.
You said it too, didn't you?
I did say it.
Gua said it too.
You said it instead of me.
No, no, no.
Just now, at K-Mart, I said "I saw Hamachan."
So you said it instead of me.
You left on Tuesday.
It's the worst.
What is it?
With Gua, all of a sudden...
It's Iboji.
Is that Iboji?
There's an accumulation of it.
From now on, at Guam...
When you're about to leave Hamei...
It's Iboji.
Like you said at Jack's Card...
It's something you can only get at Guam's hotel.
It's a crisis.
You'll lose motivation, won't you?
No, I won't.
I said it instead of you.
It's better now.
It's better?
Yes.
It doesn't mean you're retired.
I don't know what "retired" means.
You made something next to you, didn't you?
Something next to me...
You have it, don't you?
It was made around here.
Around here.
No, it's old.
No, it's not old or new.
No, it's not foreign letters! It's okay!
What?
It's okay, it's okay. It's just something made.
What?!
Don't you say "foreign letters" like this? What are "foreign letters" anyway?
"Foreign letters" are from that "foreign letters" place.
Oh, I see.
No, it's okay. It's already fixed.
Hey, um, Mr. Yamazaki, can I say something?
Can you clarify and say something?
He's crazy.
How is he crazy?
You know, in Guam, there's a shopping center, right? A shopping center with "denny's" on it. What's that?
"Denny's" on it...
There's a shopping center with "denny's" on it, right?
Well, there is.
It's not that big of a place!
So, we were eating and wandering around the shopping center. We were wandering around in the backyards, you know, the men and women.
And you know, you look at what you want to see and feel what you want to see while you're looking at what you want to see with your back, you know?
So you don't get too far away.
You don't get too far away, and you're like, "Well, I want to see this, but what about you guys?"
I'm not here!
Excuse me, but I'm not going in!
You know, like that.
Right? If you want to try these pants on and you're told to take them off, you're like, "I'm not going in!"
Right? Why is that?
Well, you don't have to go that far.
Well, in other words, he's stupid, so he's like, "Whoa..."
He's like, "Whoa..."
You know, it's like you're looking for Yamazaki.
They're over there, so you're like, "Where's Yamazaki?"
Oh, I see.
They're like, "Where's Yamazaki?"
You know?
If you can't go shopping, you end up looking for Yamazaki.
From over there you know, old woman comes along and says, "Alexander!"
You know, old woman comes along and says, "Alexander!"
I'm sure she's going to say something about your photos again.
You know... um... um... little Yama... you know... we're all far away and we don't know.
Let's go back to the hotel. Let's go back by taxi.
Leave me alone, grandma, you're telling me to do it!
I can't believe it!
Kim...
I can't believe it!
Kim's here, too.
Damn it!
Isn't it weird?!
You're looking for something you can't find...
and I thought we'd definitely find it!
Are there 15 of you?
No, it's not like that!
I'm just saying it out loud!
What's the difference between you and me having the same chance of finding it and you and me having the same chance of finding it?!
That's true.
No, it's actually you and me!
Shut up!
Don't think about it!
You're stressing me out!
And then, when we got to the hotel and opened the lock, it was like this.
Damn it! You're like a senpai!
Shut up! I'm not like a senpai!
You're more like a senpai than me!
There's something we're doing.
Matsumoto-san, you're a sunny guy!
Yeah, I'm really a sunny guy.
It was amazing in Guam, too.
You once had a fierce fight with a sunny girl. What kind of fight was it?
It was a big fight for both of us.
What do you mean it was a big fight for you?
Because I'm taking all the feelings of people who want me to be sunny.
And you're a sunny guy, too.
And you're a sunny girl in Guam, so you have to take all the feelings of people who want you to be sunny.
It was quite a fierce fight.
Well, it was snowing a lot when we were fighting.
It's complicated!
That's one of the reasons.
What kind of fight was it?
They'd hit you with an umbrella.
They'd hit you hard.
Like in the back.
It hurts!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Like that.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
What did you do?
I was on the defensive.
Because they were coming at me.
If I moved strangely, they'd kick me in the feet.
But you shouldn't fight back.
I thought about it, too.
Sunny girls have a lot of weapons.
They'd kick you with long shoes.
They'd cover you with a raincoat.
But I'm a sunny guy.
I can't do anything.
I can only make a sunny face.
I can only go like this.
That's all I can do.
It wasn't a big fight.
They'd beat you up.
Why?
It wasn't a big fight.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't a big fight.
It was a big deal.
But we didn't win or lose.
It was snowing.
But in the end...
It was like a big fight.
But we didn't win or lose.
We didn't win or lose.
But we didn't win or lose.
We both said we'd go home.
You went home.
I drank Americano and went home.
I don't care what you drink.
I've never seen "Ocean's Eleven" from 1 to 10.
But please tell me what each story is about.
Isn't he wrong?
No, no, no. "Ocean's Eleven" doesn't mean "part 11".
No, no, no. I've seen "Ocean's Eleven" before.
You mean "part one"?
Yes, I've seen "part one".
Of course I haven't seen it and I don't think you've seen it either.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I've seen it.
Really?
Yes, it was amazing at the end.
At the end?
What about "part 11"?
It was amazing.
Then tell me.
"Part one" is...
What do you mean "part one"?
"Ocean's" is "part one".
Isn't it "part one"?
"Ocean's" is "part one".
"Part one"?
Yes, "ocean's" is "ocean's".
When did it become "ocean's"?
Didn't it start when you were a kid?
No, "ocean's" is "ocean's".
What does "ocean's" mean?
In the morning, "ocean's" is...
"ocean's" is riding a bicycle and the brake doesn't work on the way down.
"ocean's" is "whoa, someone stop me!"
Then it hits a girl and says,
that's dangerous!
you too!
Then it becomes "school".
"school"?
Then from today, "ocean's" is...
come in!
Then it hits her and says,
"hey, "ocean's"!"
ah, you're from this morning!
Then it starts.
That's where it starts.
And that's where you two end up getting pulled in.
Is that so?
Yes.
Then what happened between November and November?
Well, you know, the "manbiki" incident...
and the "pregnancy" incident and all that.
(laughs)
It was a bit of a mess, though. About eight episodes.
What do you mean "a bit of a mess"?
You know... fake "oceans" and stuff like that.
"That's good enough," I said.
"I'm in a lot of trouble with the book," I said.
"Fake," you say? I know!
He's back!
After a year and a half of silence, Yamasaki is back!
Yamasaki has taken revenge for all his past actions!
"Yamasaki vs. Moriman" will be released soon!