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♪ Fujiwara Hiroshi - "What Does This Music Want This Evening?" ♪
I'm Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Recently I've gained too much weight that it's hard for me to cut my nails.
I'm Hiroshi.
My wife is becoming more and more like me.
I'm Hiroshi.
I'm doing a fun New Year's Eve event at Luminado Yoshimoto.
Everyone, please look forward to it.
- First of all, this year too, Fujiwara-san will be guiding you. - Yes.
You should at least get Fujiwara-san's license.
Please! When I say Fujiwara-san, I think of you.
- I'm sorry. - I feel bad for you.
This year, I've been chosen for 7 years in a row.
I'm the ex-downtown manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Thank you for having me.
This year too, I'll be guiding you.
That's amazing!
Your knocking ability is amazing!
KOTSUBASHIBU
It's KOTSUBASHIBU!
KOTSUBASHIBU was released this year, following the pastly created underwater life surface high-speed rotation GURUGURUBU.
After all, the opponent is KUSU BRIEZLYS, led by KIMURA YUICHI, a strongman.
I did it!
Is it over?
Bye-bye!
And the target of these buffalos is Matsumoto.
Matsumoto's real name is not Miyashita, but Miyashita Miyako.
Miyashita Miyako's real name is not Miyashita, but Miyashita Miyako.
In a library where you have to be quiet,
the one who draws the skull card will be punished.
That's right.
That K-1 fighter, Ernest Host, will participate in this project.
This is tough.
There it is!
I knew it.
It's because of the size of it.
The ring.
This was pretty tough, wasn't it?
This was painful.
This is tough.
Every year, this is the 10th anniversary of the annual Entertainer of the Year Championship.
Gorgeous faces aim for the huge black bus and have a serious battle.
Sensei, don't mess with me!
It's been six years since he won the championship.
Masatoshi Hamada.
But even with all of this happening...
There's something I really want to tell you all.
I think Hamada is a little drunk.
When I got home, Haruhiko Kato and Shizuo were there.
When I said "thank you for your hard work," she looked at me and gave me a light smile.
Good morning!
Hey, you're late!
You're late!
The license that takes care of the students sets up a group marriage for the members.
However...
She's a high school student.
She's in her teens after graduating high school this year.
What?!
She says she likes young men.
She's this late?
However...
After hearing that she's an hour late, she goes out to kill some time.
On a Friday?
Yes.
And one hour later...
Oh, it's me again.
It's perfect for you, isn't it?
It's your usual self, isn't it?
Hello.
Wow...
I don't know what she's going to say.
That's all I know.
I just got a call.
From a woman.
Yes.
Cancel.
What?!
So...
Instead of her, she calls a wild man she likes.
Once again, she goes out to kill some time.
An hour later, she returns to the store.
I don't like this!
Why can't you say anything?!
This is impossible!
It's like...
I don't like this either!
I don't like this!
I don't like this either!
I see.
There's a lot of things going on.
Everyone was weird at the party.
You don't argue with each other, do you?
We don't argue.
We won't do it again next year.
Really?
Will you come again next year?
What?!
There's an old pattern.
There's an old pattern and a new pattern, but there's a new pattern.
A new pattern?!
I was watching the host's karaoke show after that.
Karaoke.
Is there a karaoke show like that?
It's good.
Let's continue from 6th place to 4th place.
Yes!
Once, Hamada called me "Hey, Sonya!", and what I saw there was...
After the war ended, we were born.
Without knowing about the war, we were raised.
It was novel.
We didn't have a house at all.
Without knowing about the war, we were raised.
After the war, we all got sweets.
Without knowing about the war, we were raised.
How many groups were there?
You don't know, do you?
What was it again?
Happita.
Happita!
You're such an asshole!
It's the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai a la Hende"!
Chikizuki, Yamasaki, Hosei, Sanyo, Roku, Onaidosu, Talents and thousands of people!
"Last Samurai"!
Yamasaki's fake plan of confronting the comedians of the same age led to a guest at an eastern factory.
However, in reality, this is a weird prank.
Without knowing this, Igashino throws a different kind of pie, but...
In this match, Igashino Kouji wins!
Let's win at least.
I hit one of the cameras.
It's fine if it's only the last two, but...
If you hit Yama-chan's pie for the last time in Gears Trouble...
That's impossible.
That's not good.
That's tough.
I don't know what to do.
If it's weird, why didn't you talk to me?
Didn't you stop me in the middle?
Sorry.
What?
Yes.
I told you so many times, you can't do it.
Don't talk like that.
Yes.
I've done the same thing many times.
Yes.
Many times, but you can't do it.
I want you to do it many times.
For example, in Higashino...
In Higashino...
Shall we do it like that?
Can you prepare a cap for me?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Can you wait for me for a moment?
I was thinking of doing it again in the middle.
Let's go back and do the story of Higashino.
Yes.
You agree with me, right?
Yes.
Toh!
Today...
A little senior...
A lot of worries...
Are coming, right?
Today, I want to solve it a little.
Please go out with me for a while.
I hate music time.
That's because...
Girls always make fun of me.
How can I sing well like you, senior?
Let's solve it.
You don't have to sing, right?
That's it.
Producer Suga invites the members to high-class French cuisine.
However, there are strict rules for ordering food.
4th place, "Hematchit Paris".
First, Matsumoto...
What?
Wow!
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It stinks!
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy, really.
It stinks!
10 minutes later, Matsumoto again...
Wow!
It's dirty!
It's dirty.
Wow! It's delicious!
I see. When you peel off the mushroom, it looks like this.
I want to die!
Hamada and Suru use their horrible sewing machines to prevent Matsumoto's poisoning.
Oh, it's coming!
However, this was only an increase in numbers.
Don't you eat it?
I ate it.
Let's go to the next one.
Is it like that?
You're a wallet pervert!
Oh, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
This is amazing!
I'm scared of this.
Ah!
What should I do?!
This is the end.
I'll stop.
I'm sorry!
Well, as usual, Hamada is angry about the prank.
Why is he so angry?
I know it's a prank, but I'm still scared.
Is this the second time?
Is it like a handicap?
Yes, it's like a handicap.
But you said it like a tycoon.
You've said it many times on other programs.
The winner of "best 3" is announced!
In March, she suddenly appeared in the dressing room and showed off her love affair with Matsumoto.
Her fascinating love affair with Eri.
Eri's first love affair was this year.
You look cool smoking.
What are you talking about?
Six months later in October, she appeared in the dressing room as a kid's servant again.
An incident occurred there.
I have feelings for you.
I want us to break up.
I have someone I like.
Who is it?
I can't tell you who it is.
I can't tell you his name.
Don't fight.
I'm not going to do anything about it.
If you tell me who it is...
I can't tell you who it is.
I know who he is.
I didn't say that.
Just say it, Eri.
I can't stand you two.
Then, with love for Eri, they decided to break up.
I can't stand you two.
Then, break up!
This is terrible.
Eri is in charge of it.
Huh?
I don't know.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
That's dangerous!
Isn't it dangerous?
Hiro!
Are you okay?
You won't do it anymore when you wake up.
Wait!
Hiro-kun!
What's up with you?
Lily, my love, so sweet
Wow, look at my baby
Look at me more, baby
Kokoriko Endo lied to Hollywood's famous movie director that he liked them.
They decided to prank him by inviting him for a fake audition.
So, first of all, the biggest fake is...
The Samurai Smile.
Everyone will do the smile.
Yes!
Smile! Smile! Smile!
Yes!
No!
Do you have ambition?
I saw something terrible. Please leave.
Next person, please.
Yes!
Smile! Smile!
Thank you for waiting.
Thomas MacGregor-san, who played Maho Hohoi, has arrived.
Please come in.
Hello!
And finally, the fake audition is coming to an end.
The leading role, Maho Hohoi, will play a homosexual Maho Hohoi, and a samurai Maho Hohoi, and a date singer Tom-san.
Yes!
The real audition begins!
No, no, no...
What's with this uniform!?
No, no, no!
Gakku!
What the hell are you doing!?
What are you going to do with a man!?
I see.
Gakku!
[Endo's victory!]
Endo! Endo!
Yes?
Surprise! Surprise!
A big success!
It was really cold.
That's terrible.
That's terrible!
You're in 3rd and 2nd place.
As expected.
You're in 1st and 2nd place.
I was watching it at night.
He wasn't laughing at all.
I don't know.
I don't know!
It all started with this man's words.
Recently I don't have much money.
Again?
According to Kimutokoro, money makes you rich.
That's right.
Yamasaki, who spends his money life,
wrote and composed original songs for four people in downtown Kokoriko.
He started producing arrangements, songs and costumes on his own.
And this is the song he composed.
Shut up!
But...
But it's funny.
Shut up!
I sing it in the middle of town.
And I do it in the middle of town.
In the middle of the city, it's going crazy
The uncontrollable noise
The water that's being made
The sound of a hammer hitting the wall
The sound of a sink opening the door
The sound of a hammer hitting the wall
Don't get too excited!
Actually, even in Tanaka's song, when it's the second time,
I think it's a good song even if it's left in my ears for a little bit.
I remember it!
But you didn't say "hey", did you?
Yeah, Matsumoto-san didn't say it.
Hey, say it!
It didn't come up in my head.
In the end, I want to say goodbye with the song Matsumoto-san sang, "pine book".
Is it the last song of the year?
Yes, that's right.
That song?
Yes.
I'm going crazy.
I can't go back anymore.
Seriously!
I want to come back to my heart.
Seriously!
I want to come back to my heart.
It's "pine book"!
I look in the shadows.
I've always believed in this.
It's cold in here with the ring on!
This is dangerous!
I'm going to go crazy!