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"Gaki no Tsukai" special program "Hichihenge"!
In the past, strong fighters have challenged this "hichihenge"
Some have raised their spirits and some have given it their all!
As a comedian's evolution is tested, the pressure and criticism are worth it!
Tonight, Jihara brothers and juniors will face off against their older brothers and sisters!
Will their "hengeburi" make them laugh?!
"Katsuokusei"!
First "Gaki no Tsukai" special program "Chikichiki"!
Jihara brothers and juniors "hichihenge"!
That was quick!
Wasn't it?!
Well, well, well...
Since it's come to this...
In order to make you forget...
But Jihara is in 3rd place!
Jihara is in 3rd place, isn't he?!
In the past...
Well, well, well...
His potential, or what he originally had...
It's different now, isn't it?
Compared to people...
Yes, yes, yes...
Well, my father is the type of person who worries a lot...
Oh, is that so?!
I think he probably didn't sleep much last night either...
In order for him not to be better than his face...
No, no, no...
Well, let's go to him...
Yes, that's right...
Well, today's star...
Please come in!
Thank you for having me!
Otono-san!
Yes, thank you!
Please do your best!
Well, really...
This is what hell is like...
Why is that?!
Why can't you two...
Become "kikishuukurimu" or something like that?!
Even if it's just now...
Well, you should have done it a little while ago!
The day before...
I also dreamt of my nails being peeled off...
Really?!
Why is that?!
Well, in the end...
It's only natural that they were peeled off...
It's lame! It's lame!
Look at this!
It's lame!
Why is your style a little nice?!
It can't be helped...
It can't be helped at all!
Shut up!
Even when I'm talking about stuff like this...
My brother just laughs at me...
What are you going to do?
What are we going to do?
Who is saying this? Yama-chan?
What?
What is this?
Kyon is so cool.
What are you talking about?
Yama-chan has been saying this for a long time.
When Yomi was watching TV, he said Kyon is so cool.
But Kyon is cool now.
He is saying this for the first time.
I don't know why he is saying this.
He is saying this because of his face.
He is not cool now.
He is not cool anymore.
You are joking again.
You are not bad at this.
You haven't weighed yourself, have you?
I haven't weighed myself.
You are like a Beijing duck.
You are so thin.
Your face is so thin.
You earned a lot of money, didn't you?
I'll tell you.
It can't be helped.
Did you find a good place?
Why can't you find the best place?
Think about it!
You can't help it.
You are my junior.
Don't get excited.
Let me do what I want.
That's why I'm telling you to come up one more sheet because it's cold at night.
Think about it!
Who is an idiot?
Yes.
That's why I'm telling you to come up one more sheet because it's cold at night.
Think about it!
I can't help it. I'm losing my temper.
Ichiro-kun!
Lift up your lower body!
That was close.
Who is an idiot?
Seiji.
Seiji is an idiot?
You're saying the opposite of what you said before, right?
What do you do? Do you use it?
The opposite is free speech.
Seriously?
Do you have to stretch it by one meter?
What's your height?
I'm 81cm.
I don't do anything.
Do you want to eat karta?
I don't usually eat it.
I want to eat karta.
I'm from Kyoto.
I'm an idiot.
Are you from a good place?
I'm not from a good place at all.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for watching.
Bye bye.
Hmm.
Hehehe.
Vroom, vroom!
Look at it.
You're making me laugh.
You're making me laugh!
You can't see it on the screen.
Oh, I see.
You can't see it.
You can't see it at all.
How can I say it?
It's like a pug coming out of a hole.
A pug coming out of a hole.
I see.
I couldn't imagine Mr. Hotei doing this in the school.
I see.
It would be interesting to find out its roots.
I agree.
Hey, hey, hey.
Did you see it?
Yes, I did.
Lumine's face was missing, wasn't it?
Yes, it was missing.
Shall we tell Mizumoto-san?
It will be released next month.
Did you see it?
Yes, I did.
Lumine's face was missing, wasn't it?
Shall we tell Mizumoto-san?
It will be released next month.
Did you see it?
Yes, I did.
Lumine's face was missing, wasn't it?
Shall we tell Mizumoto-san?
Did you see it?
Yes, I did.
Lumine's face was missing, wasn't it?
It's not good.
I don't like it.
I want to go home.
Who are you going home to?
Shikiza.
Shikiza is at a match right now.
Shikiza!
Shikiza is at a match right now.
Shikiza!
Something new.
It's good that you found us.
He's a funny guy.
Who's laughing?
I can't help it.
His necktie is really short.
What should I do?
Shiki-shiki, Amanohara-roshi's "Tokyo Unuruun Taizai"
Who's this?
Who's this?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Come on, let's go!
That was close!
I didn't know Sanma-san would show up here.
I didn't know.
You guys looked a little like him.
But I really thought, "Who the hell is this?!"
Who the hell is this?!
You really don't know?!
Well, yeah.
Katayama Shimbun.
Seriously?!
This is the worst kind of joke ever!
Let's see...
What should we do?
Have you played DS yet?
Has it been released yet?
I played it as a guide.
Oh.
Ryu-chan!
It's Oni-chan!
I've been longing for a flower's capital and a flying strawberry.
- Recently, vegetables... - Shut up, you bastard!
What's wrong with you? I'm sick of him.
- Hey, Pottan, can I have some coffee? - You put it in, you bastard!
No matter how old you are, you're still a woman.
I'm afraid of my daughter's eyes.
When I ask a woman, she says she's imitating me.
- Recently, vegetables... - Shut up, you bastard!
I can't see anything from this meeting room.
Yuu-chan!
She's disgusting!
She knows I like Ryuji.
- Yeah, I'm at a meeting right now. - Oh, I didn't know you were laughing.
That's, you know... Trigo and Mario.
Those two are a mess, aren't they?
That's, you know... Arisa and Kurume.
Those two are a mess, aren't they?
You know, it's like a carousel.
It's not over yet.
I... Those two...
It's a mess, right?
Right? Right?!
It's not over yet.
Right?!
It's not over yet.
Right?!
It's not over yet.
Right?!
Let's go.
Right?!
That was close.
Don't say that! It's not over for me!
It's definitely not over for me!
Number 23, who is it?
Yes.
Oh, there was an accident on a motorcycle.
Yes.
It hurt when the accident happened.
Yes.
I don't want to see that pain again.
Yes.
It was very difficult.
Yes.
I don't want to see that pain again.
Yes.
[Miyasako's card]
Shall we count it?
Let's count it!
But is it possible to buy it?
How much is it?
Here it is!
How much is it?
It's 26,000 yen.
26,000 yen...
It's in the top 10!
Miyasako won!
[Miyasako won 26,000 yen!]
I should have won it earlier.
What?
You should do it next.
Miyasako, you didn't play today, but you made a lot of money.
You didn't do anything weird today.
Ladies and gentlemen...
The members are downtown.
I'm Hana-chan, in charge of "sukkomi".
I'm Mach-chan, in charge of "bokeh".
Don't be stupid.
Well, well, well.
It's not a good thing to be polite.
Well, you know...
Yesterday...
Japanet Takata-san...
I've been telling you for a long time...
No, I've been telling you for a long time...
Your voice...
is too high.
It's getting higher and higher every year, isn't it?
Well, you know...
Can you be a little more cool?
You don't look like you're cute.
Are you serious?
Yesterday, while I was watching TV...
I was sleeping for a while.
It's unusual.
Then you came out...
and said...
This cool body!
How about it, everyone?
This cool body!
I want to say it!
What are you talking about?
It's like...
Metallic!
This metallic...
How about it, everyone?
This cool body!
How are you saying that?
There's something like...
something like "beneficial" in it, isn't there?
Sometimes, there's also introducing health food, isn't there?
Royal Jelly
Yes, it's so much fun!
So, this Royal Jelly...
This Royal...
Right?
I don't know what you're saying!
It's not very effective...
So, drink it...
Right? It's easy to drink like this, isn't it?!
If you had water, you'd be able to drink it, right?
I'm sorry.
It's fine, but I can't sleep anymore.
In the middle of the night?
Yes, in the middle of the night.
I think you know what I was saying.
I was saying "bega", "bega", "bega", right?
Yes, yes.
After I said that, I was able to say "bega" properly.
Really?
Yes, but I said "sonino" instead.
It's one more breath.
I heard you bought a car recently because you like it so much.
You too, bastard!
I don't want to buy a car because I don't want to lose anything.
What do you mean you like it so much? You want to buy a car too, don't you?
If I drive a car, parts will fall off.
So I bought a car because it's not rusty.
I used to drive my old car for six years.
I drove my old car for about six years.
That's not true. You're driving it more and more.
Why are you angry with me?
It's been a long time since I've driven a car like you. You're driving it more and more.
You're going to buy it again, aren't you?
You're going to buy it again, aren't you? It's a new car, isn't it?
I don't have it!
I'm sorry, but it's not like that.
You're too smart and stupid.
What?
You said you like cars.
I like cars.
You like functions.
There are many functions that have no meaning.
You said it before, didn't you?
There are many buttons that you can't understand.
When you press it, even if you drive over 40km/h, you'll say, "You're driving too fast!"
You can't understand the meaning of those buttons.
I was driving at night, and I saw a yellow lamp shining all the time.
I was curious about what it was.
I looked it up and it said, "The airbag is active."
No, no, no!
It's fine today!
It shines when it's bad.
No, no, no!
It shines today!
That's weird!
En, why does it have that kind of function? Didn't you buy it because you knew it?
I didn't know that!
How did you buy it?
Mimosent bought it?
Mimosent? Well, well, well...
What?!
Did you hear that?
What?!
The real Mimosent bought it!
What's with you?!
You're a man!
Cool body!
So, what do you do with it?
I sell it.
I sell it and run away.
When will you buy it?
When?
I don't know.
I'll do it like this.
I'll do it like that.
But you'll keep following me!
When a car is presented on TV, it's given a big key. What kind of car is that key?
That's not a real key. It's a fake one.
I know that!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
No, really!
No, no, no!
What's with that face?
No, no, no.
Stop that face!
It's actually made of something like styrofoam.
But even if you're given a real key, it's hard to tell when there's a lot of people on TV.
So, I make a big one like that and pretend like I got the car just in case.
No, really!
I'm sure you all know it.
No, but...
No, don't make that face. It makes me mad.
No, it makes me mad, so stop it.
Well...
No, no.
So, you know, those big bills with 10,000 yen bills,
those are also handmade, right?
So you can make money with them.
You know, those bills with a lot of zeros on them, you can't make that kind of money, right?
But we make those kind of bills.
Get out of my way.
What?
Get out of my way.
Ah...
Your job...
I totally forgot about it.
Three people's punishment game "Reveal".
A one-night-two-days journey to the 4,000 yen bills that can't be broken.
This time, it's Sorai!
Matsumoto will stand in charge of punishment execution.
Therefore, the market will be closed.
You'll definitely laugh!