AISubs v3.5
On the day of recording, five people were ordered to clean up and gather.
Why are you all dressed like this today?
Someone told me to cut it properly.
Cut it properly?
It's like a show business.
And then, five people received a message.
I can't come today.
It doesn't matter if you can't come.
Cut it properly!
It's like a show business.
Stop it! Stop it!
What's this?
It's a letter.
Someone sent me a letter.
"Matchan", "Hamachan", "Endo", "Tanaka", and everyone else.
I'm sorry we can't go to the recording today.
But I'd like you to relieve your stress.
So, I ordered a course meal at a French restaurant.
That's a lot of food.
Please eat delicious food and relieve your stress.
But you can't eat for free.
If you can't relieve your stress, you won't be able to eat.
So, please enjoy your stress.
Without gas.
Director of Japanese TV, Genji Suga.
This is what happens.
Even though it's a letter, it's a lot of food.
It's a lot of food.
But I've never eaten French food.
Me neither.
Let's go eat French food.
I want to eat it.
Me too.
Let's go!
This is bad.
It's big.
Is this it?
It looks like it.
It's amazing.
It's well done.
"Pématche de Paris".
It's an amazing name.
It's an old name.
It's French, isn't it?
"Pématche de Paris".
It has a good meaning.
Let's go to the restaurant "Pématche de Paris".
Let me explain the system of "Pématche de Paris" again.
When you pee, the next dish on the course appears.
The course dish is five stages.
In other words, if you pee five times, you can go to the desert and the course is complete.
It's an expensive restaurant.
That's right.
It's proper.
As expected of you.
Welcome.
Welcome to "Pématche de Paris".
You have a good voice.
Here is the course menu for today.
That's great.
Let me explain the menu.
First of all, the order.
Homemade smoked salmon and seafood. Freshly made salad.
Next, soup. Champignon light cream soup.
Then, fish dishes.
Suzuki and scallops poiret.
Bacon and clams light butter sauce.
Then, meat dishes.
Special wagyu roast sauté.
Red wine mustard sauce.
And dessert.
You can choose one of four kinds of dessert from four kinds of cakes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please raise your hand if you are about to puke.
That's a vulgar way of saying it.
Then, we will start.
It's ringing a little.
Now?
It's ringing.
Let's eat as much as we like.
It's advantageous for a down-towner.
It's always advantageous for a helicopter.
We grew up in an industrial area.
We breathe a lot of exhaust gas.
It's a single-minded industrial area.
According to the rules, sound is prohibited.
First of all, Yamazaki is about to puke.
Can he catch up with O d'oeuvre?
What?
No way!
Mr. Hamada is about 50-60cm tall.
That tall?
Really?
Next, Matsumoto is about to puke.
Will he?
Wow!
Beautiful!
He's started!
I'm happy!
What a beautiful room!
I'm so happy!
Matsumoto was the first one to catch up with O d'oeuvre.
O d'oeuvre has his own smoked salmon, seafood salad, Norwegian salmon, scallops, and fresh seafood marinade with shrimp.
How do you like it?
I'm so happy!
I'll go all the way!
No way!
But if you eat something, you'll go again, right?
Right!
I have a question.
If I go all the way, will you lower me?
We'll lower you and let you go next.
I see.
Even in the middle?
Even in the middle.
I see.
It's hard.
It's impossible.
Not at all.
But I've never heard of Kokoriko as a soldier.
Kokoriko doesn't exist either.
No, it doesn't.
Recently, besides Hamada Matsumoto, no one else has.
That's right.
Even in different places...
It's a one-off.
It's a one-off in Yoshimoto.
It's a one-off.
It just happened to be a combination.
Other Yoshimoto's seniors and soldiers don't exist.
It's a one-time finish.
You just said it again.
It's a one-time finish.
Excuse me, but if I say "bu" "bu" does it mean it's a two-time finish?
That's impossible.
That's only one-time finish.
Oh, I see.
So please cut it out for me.
Oh, I see.
But you don't have to say such dirty things.
No, no, no.
You're the last emperor.
You'll come out, won't you?
You're the last emperor.
Because you're a soldier.
That's amazing.
Actually, when I was in the dressing room earlier, I came out quite a bit.
You did come out, didn't you? When you were in the dressing room.
Damn it.
Seriously?
- Whimsh! - Here it is!
It looks so good!
This is awesome!
- Aren't you a little embarrassed? - It's good!
Next, Matsumoto gets the soup and the chairman slips out.
It looks so good!
This is awesome!
I finished the soup by myself.
The soup is a light cream soup with champignon.
It's a pride of Matsumoto that he mixed mushrooms with consommé and fresh cream.
- I want two of them. - Me too!
- It looks so good! - Isn't it good?
I see! This is what it looks like when you mix mushrooms with cream.
I want to know!
Mushrooms go well with cream.
You don't know anything about cooking.
- I finished the bread. - I want to say this.
- What are you doing? - I know what you are doing!
- I know what you are doing!
I think I should go to the bathroom.
- I feel like I'm being covered. - Are you a human?
- Covered? - What do you mean?
I feel like I'm being covered and there is a lot of air in it.
If you go to the bathroom, how do you take off the cover?
The cover is...
You know what I mean, idiot!
- It's like a hard cover is getting in the way of you. - Yes, it is.
- You shouldn't push too hard. - Oh!
- No way! It's coming! The real thing is coming! - The real thing is coming.
- Yes.
- It's beautiful. - The difference is huge.
- Wow! It's amazing! - Yes!
- Wow! It's amazing!
- It's starting to move! - Really?
- It's coming, isn't it? - It's coming!
Next, Hamada finally cuts the start.
- Good, good, good. - It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
- But you know, it's exactly like this and "Ozendate". - Yes.
- You've done so much "Ozendate" that you can't make a movie. - Yes.
- You're a scumbag. - No, it's really like that.
- It's really like that. - It's really like that.
- Do you know why I climbed up here? - Is it like this?
- I've climbed up here before. - Wow!
- It's moving a little aggressively. - What is it?
- Is it aggressive dancing? - Excuse me.
- You're pushing the corner of the chair against my ass. - This is wrong!
- Is it wrong? - It's annoying.
- Hey! What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- It's wrong! - Is it true?
- Please stop it. - No!
- We didn't do anything! - No!
- We have to continue this. - Everyone, please do your best.
- We can't end it like this. - That's right.
- Is it okay? - Is it okay?
- What is it?
- But do you know Hamada's "this"? - As expected.
- If you can't hit me, it's okay. - Is it okay?
- But Hamada's "this" is different. - As expected.
- His way of looking at me is different. - Yes, it's different.
- His passion for me is different. - His enthusiasm is different.
- Shut up! - Drink some water and bend over.
- Excuse me. - What?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
(Laughing)
- Wipmusch. - Yes!
- Yes!
- You really twisted it! - You really twisted it!
- Yes!
- You took it with force. - Thank you. - Thank you.
- Then, Endo caught up with Old Bull. - Yes!
- Ah... - But really, you must be happy. - I'm very happy.
I'm so happy. I'm really happy.
It's a little... I'm moved.
Did you see Endo's face after you left?
Yeah. He was like "kira!"
It's true, but it's a little... I'm about to cry.
Sushi... Sushi is good too.
Ah!
What is it?
I don't know, but is it okay?
I'm scared.
(Laughter)
I'm really out of it now.
How many times have you done it, Skasio?
No, a little more. Really, I'm going to eat a little more rice.
I'm really angry. If I saw it on TV, I would definitely be angry at Yamaguchi and Tanaka.
(Laughter)
What is it?
That's what it means, right?
What are you guys doing?
Get it out. I know it.
I want to eat it.
I can't get air out.
(Laughter)
No, it's true.
Really.
If Tanaka does it, I'll put more and more pressure on him.
No, I think we're both like that.
If Tanaka does it, I'll put more and more pressure on him.
(Laughter)
It's getting a little funny.
(Laughter)
Are you going to eat it?
I'm going to eat it.
(Bell)
Oh, really?
Who is it?
(Bell)
(Laughter)
Wow!
What is it?
I was about to puke.
(Laughter)
That's it.
That was close.
That's it.
That was close.
As expected of my morality.
(Laughter)
The education I've received has been suppressed.
I'm going to puke.
Wow, I'm really going to puke now.
(Bell)
Oh, Yamaguchi, is that okay?
No, that's fine.
Is that okay?
That's fine.
So, like this...
Yes, thank you.
I'm sorry.
Human population is increasing.
Wow, I'm definitely going to puke.
Oh, my.
Yatsuhaka Village, right?
(Laughter)
Yatsuhaka Village.
(Bell)
Red.
Okay, I'm going to puke.
Yes!
Come on! Wait a minute!
I'm going to puke!
Come on!
You're late!
It was quite a high temperature.
It stinks!
It stinks, doesn't it?
Yamazaki's first hit in a while.
Is he in a hurry?
These pants are a little small.
Oh!
Are you serious?
Oh!
I'm going to puke!
It's here.
It was perfect.
Oh!
Wow!
It's flipped!
Wow!
Amazing!
It's flipped in one go!
Amazing pace!
Yamazaki, the next hit.
Will he go into solitary confinement?
Stop it!
Is it really good?
It's really good!
Yamazaki, you're good at games, aren't you?
Wow!
This is bad, isn't it?
It's coming out!
It's coming out, but...
I wonder if I can eat it.
What is that?!
Yes!
You did it!
Finally, Tanaka also cleared the odd ball.
All five of them started.
But...
After all, you all ate the salad, didn't you?
Of course.
Even if you serve the salad now,
you're all watching, aren't you?
There's value in the first shot of the new one.
Of course.
By the way,
what happened?
Here, the staff told us
that it had been an hour and a half since the start.
I didn't think it would come out this much.
That's right.
I don't know why you say that.
Everyone thought it would end without a big snore,
but we encounter
an unbelievable event after this!
As soon as one bottle ends...
It's coming out!
I did it!
Hamada finally gets the second soup
I'm glad!
I can't calculate that it came out twice
It came out twice
It came out twice!
I did it!
Thank you!
The three of us got in line!
I did it!
Thank you!
It's good!
Go for it, Kokoriko!
Kokoriko is terrible
Kokoriko, go for it!
Kokoriko is terrible
I did it!
Hamada gets the second soup
Out of the five of them, the first fish dish
It's here!
The fish dish is
Suzuki and scallop poiret
Bacon and light butter sauce of clams
Suzuki and scallop sautéed with special butter sauce
Looks delicious!
What is this?
Suzuki, what is this?
Don't you eat this?
I want to eat!
I want to eat this!
Looks delicious!
This is delicious!
Let's go to the next one!
How is it?
Wow!
You are a wallet soldier!
It's amazing in this world!
Can you give me this jacket?
Certainly!
After this, we were waiting for something exciting!
What is it?
Let's eat dessert at once!
What is it?
Ignore it!
Wow!
Look at this!
It's amazing!
I can't talk!
Here, Hamada starts to be independent.
He gets used to Yoshiname's meat dishes.
If I come here again, I will win!
The meat dishes are sautéed special Japanese beef with red wine and mustard sauce.
Black beef with mustard sauce and mushroom sautéed with mustard sauce.
It's amazing!
This is amazing!
I can't eat this.
What should I do?!
This is the end!
I quit!
I want more!
I want more of this!
I'm glad we put up with it.
I'm glad we went straight for dessert.
That's right.
It's great to eat like this.
If we put up a new show, things will change.
That's right.
We can't put up old shows like this.
That's right.
I know.
But we can't give up!
That's right.
Are viewers watching us like this?
Of course they are!
Can I eat dessert?
No.
Huh?
Then I'll eat dessert.
Are you serious?!
This is huge!
Yes!
Kataren! Kataren!
Amazing!
For dessert, you can choose from chocolate mousse, apple tart, pears mousse, and shortcake cakes.
Please choose one of your favorite cakes.
This is chocolate.
What about this?
No need for this.
This is...
Right? Thank you very much.
You just asked for it, didn't you?!
To be honest...
People like us...
Yes.
People like us...
Yes.
People like us...
Yes.
People like us...
Yes.
People like us...
Yes.
People like us...
Yes.
People like us...
Kataren was so cool!
He was so cool!
Can I eat dessert now?
You're smoking!
Can I eat dessert now?
Yes!
He's so cool!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for the meal!
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