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We will now begin the fourth trial of the Heipo Fuspera.
Witnesses and members of the audience, please come forward.
It's okay if you're not mad about the ending scene.
The ending scene is neutral.
Next defendant, please enter the plaintiff's office.
What are you doing?
Defendant, plaintiff's office.
Although it's a play about a child's servant,
it's been used in many ways,
including expressionism and responsibility.
It's been used in three trials so far,
and it's been pardoned in a light trial.
But, it's still being criticized in a light trial,
and it's still causing trouble for people.
As a result, it's the first time in the history of child's servant,
that a child's servant is being punished.
It's a play about a child's servant.
To be honest, I'm surprised that it's a play about a child's servant.
Prosecutor Amada, please submit your evidence.
Just like in other trials,
we have prepared numerous evidence VTRs of child's servant.
Yes, yes.
First of all, everyone, please take a look at this.
Child's Servant VTR
This is when he went golfing with the staff of "Gaki no Tsukai".
Hey, ball, man!
Nice shot!
Hey, ball, you're in good shape today!
Right?
Refreshing, hey, ball.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, ball, hey.
Wow, golf is fun!
At any time, he's in a good mood in school.
Then, he's done playing golf.
Ah, I'm hungry.
Let's eat something.
But I'm going to the bathroom.
You go ahead.
A few minutes later, he comes back from the bathroom.
Ah, I feel refreshed.
Have you ordered yet?
Yes, only "hey, ball" is left.
Everyone, what did you order?
This is curry rice.
This is pork cutlet set meal.
This is pork cutlet sandwich.
Then...
You people are stupid!
Look at that!
It's "tororo soba"!
"Tororo soba"!
That's right!
This specialty is "tororo soba"!
You people are stupid for not eating "tororo soba" here!
If you want to be the best man in the world, you have to eat the best thing in the world!
Excuse me! One "tororo soba" please!
A few minutes later...
Let's eat!
Oh, but this curry is pretty good, too!
No, no! My "tororo soba" is the best! It's really good!
Once they're satisfied with their meal...
And...
Thank you for the meal!
Ah, I ate it, I ate it!
Now my meal is perfect, too!
Then, let's go to the second half!
And at that moment...
Huh? Mr. Peco, what is this? You left something behind!
Ah, yes, yes!
This is... yes! "tororo"!
Ah! I forgot to put "tororo" in it!
To their surprise, Mr. Peco didn't put "tororo" in his "tororo soba" and just ate "tororo soba" as is.
Mr. Peco's second half of the game was a total mess.
Here's your meal, sir!
Ah! That "tororo soba" is dangerous!
Your Honor! I'd like you to grant a witness for this incident.
Now, everyone...
Of course, Mr. Gosan.
I've seen you before.
I'm Prosecutor Suga. I know you.
Because you're a witness.
That's already a fact.
Yes, and...
In short, curry is... you know...
You eat it a lot, don't you? It can be easily clarified like that.
And I wasn't that hungry either, so...
So, the moment I said "curry", I got really mad.
And I was told, "Hey, you! As a director, you shouldn't have said 'pat' all of a sudden!"
I see.
"Curry" is one of them, and you eat it a lot, don't you?
"Favorite food" is always the best food you can eat.
That's what a director is like.
It's been explained in detail.
I see.
And, in the end, it was like that...
You ordered "tororo soba", didn't you?
Yes.
Of course, "tororo" is your favorite food, isn't it?
What do you mean, "tororo" is...
But you eat "favorite food", don't you?
If you don't eat good food...
No, I know you eat "favorite food", but...
I know you eat "favorite food", but...
No, I mean, "tororo soba" was really good.
I heard it was a famous dish.
If it was good, wouldn't that be enough?
So you put "tororo soba" in a soup or something and ate it?
That's right.
But you had "tororo" next to you, didn't you?
I... I forgot... I forgot...
No, you didn't forget! You didn't forget what you said just now!
Which one do you want to eat?
That's right! That's right!
You failed at determining characters!
Which one do you want to eat?
This is one of the many taxi accidents caused by the police.
Hey, taxi! Taxi!
Here we go!
Yes, yes! I am the world's weapon!
Driver! Please follow me!
I'm sorry, but I'm a newbie and I don't know much about roads...
It doesn't matter!
After all, I'm a man who knows all the roads in Tokyo!
And the taxi leaves.
In that car...
Hey, listen to me!
What's up?
Last time, I was hijacked!
It was amazing!
Actually...
Excuse me, sir!
Is this road straight?
Ah!
Yes, it's straight.
Yes, I see!
So, Mr. Saito, what's up?
Ah, I got in the way a little...
I'll say it from the beginning!
Actually, last time, I was hijacked!
It was amazing!
Excuse me, sir!
Is this road on the right?
Ah!
Yes, it's on the right.
I see!
So, Mr. Saito, what's up?
Ah, I got in the way a little...
I'll say it from the beginning!
Actually, last time, I was hijacked!
After that...
Excuse me, sir!
Hey! You're so noisy!
But are you really a professional?
I've asked you many times for directions, and you're eating like that!
It doesn't matter, so go by yourself!
You're a bad driver!
The new driver is completely out of his mind.
In the end, the fare was made free at this time.
Hey, taxi! Get in!
Now, regarding this incident, we have appointed a witness.
Now, again.
I know.
You're Nakamura, right?
Yes.
Now, regarding this incident...
So, if you enter a different road than usual...
Yes.
It's really...
Don't you want to go around?
I won't pay you!
That's right!
As a professional, you have to work with a professional.
I've paid you about three times.
Is that so?
That's amazing.
And...
That helps, doesn't it?
Huh?
No, no, no.
I've already told you about it.
No, no, no.
I'm sick of it!
You can go to hell right now!
What was that about?
Just because you interrupted us, you're so angry.
What does that mean?
Well, you're talking to me in a pleasant way.
You're talking to me in a pleasant way.
No, of course it's true.
When we were drinking, a woman suddenly appeared.
She asked me if I wanted a drink later.
That happens quite a lot.
Quite a lot?
It's a lot, really.
How many times a year?
Once a month.
What?
You're lying!
It's true!
You're lying!
It's true!
You're lying!
Stop it!
You're lying! You're lying!
You shouldn't lie like that!
Women call you afterwards and you tell them honestly.
Have you ever been in a good relationship like that?
Occasionally.
Stop lying!
You're lying!
If I'm not mistaken, I live in a hotel now.
You live in a hotel?
Really?
Yes, I do.
Why?
That's why I put it in there.
That's weird.
It's not weird!
Why is that?
If I don't like it anymore, let me stay in a hotel.
That's why you put it in there?
There's no way a senior who doesn't look like you would put it in there.
That's right!
Who is it?!
The Story of the Night
This is the story of "The Night" that took place before.
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me!
There's one more person who's late.
He's on his way here now.
He'll be here in a little while.
Eh? Could it be...
That weirdo?!
That's right!
Wow!
That weirdo is here!
I'm going to be late again!
To that place, one person appeared late.
Thank you for waiting!
It's pretty early in Columbus.
I'm sure of it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Aren't you all so cute?!
You're the perfect woman for me!
Well, for now...
Cheers!
Mr. Paypal, you're busy with work, aren't you?
Yes, yes, that's right. I'm very busy.
Thanks to you, I have a lot of money.
Wow, that's great!
What car do you drive?
Yes, yes, of course, it's a red Porsche.
Wow, I want to drive it!
Sure!
Hearing that she had a lot of money, she was a stewardess who matched Paypal perfectly.
Wow, you're so popular today!
Paypal was embarrassed by her sexy attack.
Mr. Paypal, you're so cool!
I want a baton bag!
No problem! It's very cheap!
One or two batons!
I can buy you as many as you like!
Mr. Paypal! I love you!
Wow!
Paypal, who was completely out of control with his own hands,
firmly kept his promise of a date.
And a few days later...
Paypal calls to confirm the date.
Hello?
Hello, this is World's Paypal!
Oh, hello, Mr. Paypal! I've been waiting for you!
It's tomorrow, but let's meet up at six o'clock and go buy a baton bag!
Of course, please open it after that!
What?
I'm staying at my usual public hotel tomorrow.
What? I'm sorry, but my parents are coming over tomorrow and I'm staying at home.
I only have two hours to go shopping, but...
What are you saying?!
Are you saying you're going back to me without doing anything?!
I promised you I'd buy you a baton bag, but don't you know that's an adult's promise?!
I'm going to buy you a baton bag, so you have to give me credit for it!
I'm going to be honest with you, but I'm not going to buy you a baton bag unless it's a fraud!
What?!
After that, there was no reason for him to never see her again.
The baton bag has to be a fraud!
I see.
Now, I know who the witness is for this case.
Now, Suimoto.
Yes.
Anyway, why are you guys comparing things like that?
First of all, let me ask you this.
Don't say you're using it as an excuse, but are you using it or not?
Let me ask you that first!
I'll use it. I'll definitely use it.
Even if you're not using it, you're not buying it.
Anyway, you're going to buy it and use it, so even if it's the other way around, it's the same thing.
You're going to buy it and use it!
What kind of logic is that?!
You're going to buy it and use it?!
No, but you're going to give it as a gift and use it as a baton.
Is that how you say "baton"?
You guys...
However!
It seems like you have more than that.
Yes.
Well, there were a lot of lies to get popular over there, but there were a lot of lies in general.
Yeah, like "porsche" and stuff like that.
Yes, that's right. There were a lot of things like that.
Why do you lie like that?
No, because I only have the money to buy it, so it's the same as me having it.
That's different!
It's different!
That's different!
It's the same as me having it!
It's the same as you having it because you have the money.
So, you know how I went to a musical theater before?
Yes, you did.
At the time, I heard that a thief broke into my house.
Ah, you heard about it!
A thief broke into your house.
There's a tweet about it. If you could read it for me, I'd like to know more about it.
Okay, let's see it.
I really, really want to know about your wedding.
Recently, it's a personal matter...
What is it? What are you talking about?
Actually...
Um...
Unhappiness has been going on.
Yes, yes.
What is it?
Recently, actually...
No one told me about it, but...
One of my apartments...
Ah, it's an apartment.
Someone broke into it.
Eh?! Are you serious?!
Yes, it's true.
Really?!
But, well, luckily, I had placed my receipt and all in the back of my apartment.
So, I didn't have to go through with it.
So, well, luckily, I had placed my receipt and all in the back of my apartment.
Isn't it natural for it to be a trend?
It doesn't make sense.
How many points?
It doesn't make sense.
This happened last year,
at the end of the year special edition of Heipo's general production.
On that day, an emergency meeting was held,
and the staff called Heipo urgently.
Oh, Mr. Saito! Actually, we're going to have an emergency meeting tonight...
Oh, good evening! Actually, I'm on the waiting list for a TV show.
Mr. Saito, please!
The staff asked Heipo to attend the meeting.
But Heipo said...
I only have one body!
You can have the meeting first!
When the meeting is over, I'll go and check it!
Heipo refused to attend the meeting and hung up on the phone.
And that night...
Yay! Hot pot! Hot pot!
Heipo was in a good mood before eating his favorite hot pot.
Oh, Mr. Atsushi and Mr. Ryo, please come in!
Mr. Heipo, thank you for a year!
What are you talking about?
Aren't you in a debate with me?
Let's get excited today!
Aha!
On the other hand, when it comes to meetings...
It's completely boiled down and you can't come up with a good idea.
And two hours later...
The staff still can't come up with an idea.
It's almost time for Saito-san's New Year's party to end, isn't it?
That's right! Let's call him!
The staff contacts their acquaintances in order to catch Heippo.
Yes, hello?
Sorry, I'm looking for Saito-san right now...
Huh? Saito-san?
Saito-san went to play mahjong with Rombu-no-ryo- san after the party ended, didn't he?
What?! Mahjong?!
After the New Year's party ended, Heippo went to play mahjong with Rombu-no-ryo-san, even though he had an appointment for a meeting.
Romb!
I'm Ryo of the London Boots.
To be honest, I'm really surprised to hear it now.
Um... I didn't know it was going to be like that...
I see, I see...
I didn't know... I'm sorry!
Ryo didn't know...
But I remember it clearly!
First of all, I want to tell you the truth!
Um... There was a New Year's party, and at the end of it, Heippo-san said to me...
How about playing mahjong next time?
He asked me out. And the New Year's party ended quite early.
It ended quite early, and I asked him, "How about today? Do you have work?"
"It's totally fine," he said, and I really remember it.
So I went to play mahjong, and won by myself.
He really asked me several times along the way. "Are you okay with work tomorrow?"
"It's totally fine," he said several times.
Please do something about him. Please!
So, Heippo-san, the New Year's party ended quite early.
Why don't you go home now?
I really wanted to play mahjong.
What?!
I really wanted to play mahjong.
When you say it with all your heart, you look really angry!
I will now announce the verdict.
The defendant Heippo's unbelievable lies and human arrogance are irreplaceable truths,
and the extent of the trouble he has caused to many people has exceeded our expectations.
Therefore, without any excuse or reason,
the verdict is...
Alone in a horror movie,
and he will never show his face in front of us again.
Yes.
"Alone in a horror movie" goes on sale!
I can't stand it anymore.
Why do you look like that?
I'm scared!
Wow, this is scary.
It's scary, Jion.
I mean, there are a lot of scary scenes.
That's right.
Also, in this office...
Alone.
Right?
This space is also scary.
I'm scared!
I didn't do anything!
It's an explanation of the spell.
Really?
Read the explanation.
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
Let me go!
What are you doing?!
Let me go!
No!
Let me go!
Come on!
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
Oh, it came out!
It's dangerous.
Oh, no! I'm a little scared.
Don't scream.
Oh, no! Let me go!
It came out.
Oh, no! Let me go!
Oh, no! It's not over yet.
Oh, no!
Let me go!
Oh, I was surprised!
Let me go!
I'm scared.
Let me go!
I'm really scared.
I'm five years old.
Because everyone is looking for money.
What is it?
Oh, no!
I can't stand it anymore.
Oh, no!
Let me go!
I'm scared, too!
I'm scared!
Oh, no!
I'm dying.
It's not over yet.
No! No! No!
Hey, Dad! I'm counting on you!
Please, help me!
How was it, Mr. Yamaki?
I don't know how to say it.
What's wrong with you?
But if you say it like that, I think it's a punishment.
It is, but I think we all feel the same way.
When I see that punishment, I get angry again and again.
You want to do it more, right?
More! More!
The 15-year-long confrontation and punishment game will be released soon! Look forward to it!
Please, help me! Please!