AISubs v3.5
Huh? Yamazaki's late.
He was late last time.
What's up with him?
Excuse me.
Is it red?
Thank you.
What's up?
Yamazaki-san asked you all to come.
No, I'm here.
He's in a good mood and asked you all to come.
You don't mind?
Where is it?
It's just below.
What's up with you?
He's in a good mood and asked you all to come.
Yes.
Are you coming?
I don't know.
It's not good to be called.
That's right.
What?
Nothing.
Why do you look surprised?
Good morning.
What's up?
A lot of comedians have been on TV lately.
Aren't you all nervous?
There are more regulars and less regulars in the fall.
Are there regulars?
Yes.
Are there regulars?
Well, we get them or we let them do it.
"We get them" isn't what you're saying, is it?
Are you a "hatengo"?
You're not a "hatengo"!
None of you are "hatengo"!
In the past, Kanbi-san and Yasu-san were "hatengo"s.
They were comedians!
I see.
Since then, comedians aren't "hatengo"s.
I'm not nervous at all!
I'm strict with myself!
I don't know why you're always angry.
I'm strict with myself and I'm "hatengo"!
Get out of my way!
I'll show you what a real comedian is like!
What's he doing?
Yamasaki says that recent entertainers have no difference at all. What is a true entertainer who is strict with himself that he says ?
I open the window facing south, and I'm looking at the color of the sea with my own eyes.
It's too beautiful for me to bear, so I entrust it to my mother.
What's this?
It's because you slipped.
What?
Take it off.
No, I can't.
It's money anyway.
You slipped and you'll pay for it.
That's not right.
What?
What was that?
It wasn't funny at all.
So...
Take it.
You slipped and you'll pay for it.
Did I make a mistake?
What?
Actually...
I'm stupid and I got lost.
I have another one.
I should have taken that one.
May I?
I'm sorry, but...
There's another one which you did.
That's fine.
But...
I'll watch it.
Is it because of the money?
That's not good.
As for me...
Is it because of the slip?
You slipped and you're getting paid for it.
That's not right.
Can he change here?
He's like a comedian or whatever.
I don't want to see sweet comedians like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
The other side of them.
No, I think it's good enough.
I think we should think about it in the future.
It's fun.
Let's go.
Please!
What can we do if I shouldn't have you?
When I know and I don't talk, you're not here to be.
My feelings are about to burst into my heart.
Most of my tears are about to fall.
There's not much of a difference.
No, I was laughing a little at first.
No, no.
Why are you lying?
No, no, it slipped.
No, I was laughing a little at first.
No, it completely slipped.
Endo and I were laughing a little.
I was laughing, honestly.
No, Endo and I were watching, and Matsumoto-san was laughing a little.
Yes, we were laughing.
But I was thinking of laughing more, honestly.
But there's no reason for you to lie.
No, it slipped. How many times do you want me to say it?
I've seen it for 3,000 yen, but it's the cheapest 3,000 yen.
No, it's not bad for money.
No, let's go home.
No, no, not at all.
Wait a minute.
No, this 3,000 yen is 12,000 yen.
This will definitely not be taken.
It's cold to laugh too hard, right?
That's right.
It's like a white-shining feeling.
That's right.
If you do something like that, you'll be in trouble again.
Yes.
Isn't it kind of old?
Is it Ryujiro?
Ryujiro.
Choice.
[Choice. Ryujiro]
Hide it and we can read it
We can read it
Yes, we can read it
Hide it and we can read it
We can read it
Hide it and we can read it
(Laughter)
I don't have anything anymore.
You don't hit anymore.
It hurts so you fight, right?
I don't hit anymore.
You used to hit before, but now you don't.
(Bell rings)
Come!
No, that's not the problem.
That's not the problem.
I think it's wrong for you to do it here.
(Laughter)
Don't do it, don't do it.
It's just a hobby.
It'll pass.
I think it's completely different.
No, no, that's enough.
Seriously, that's enough.
That's enough.
It's bad, it's bad.
It's bad.
You're Takami Sakai, right?
I'm Takami Sakai.
Takami Sakai.
I didn't hear you laugh at all.
I didn't laugh at all.
No, you didn't.
Because if you did it, it'd be a big win.
That's not true.
It'd be a big win!
No, I did it, so it's 100% true.
I didn't laugh at all.
Um...
What is it?
I did my hair, but it was bald.
It was bald?
I did my hair, but it was bald.
Even if you're not good at it, you should do it.
It's not like it's bad.
Rendou is wearing this beret.
It's not a beret.
It's a casket.
A casket?
Yes.
What's that?
I don't have any more.
For now...
I told you, I don't have any more.
Wait, wait!
Wait, Koman.
I got it wrong.
I'll take one of these.
No, let's not do it.
It's a good deal.
You're not playing cards.
For now, this is for you, Koman.
Please take a lot of these.
Even if you don't have any more, I'll put it away.
Okay, I'll wait.
You still have more?
Still more?
I will continue working hard...
...for you.
I'm sorry!
No...
I'm sorry...
I'll never forget you...
Zen-chan...
I don't care!
Forget me!
No...
I'll never forget you...
I'll never...
No, no!
Oh, no!
I don't care!
I'll never...
She's still talking!
I'll never...
Ladies and Gentlemen!
What?
People don't say who is the most talented and who is the least talented, right?
If you say who is the least talented, of course you are the most talented.
Why?
No, no, it's the same story.
No, no, no, as I've said many times, you are 8th or 2nd, right?
You are definitely the most talented.
Why is that?
Why, why?
Why am I more talented?
Why?
You have a wealthy family and your taxes should be cheap.
Why, why?
Why am I more talented?
Why?
Why am I more talented?
Why, why?
Why am I more talented?
You are crazy.
No, I'm not crazy.
You have a lot of savings. Let's say it together.
What's the point of saying it?
I'll say it, too.
No, I won't say it.
One, two...
I wanted to do it.
Can I get mad at you again?
Forget it.
What do you mean?
You know, about the typhoon...
Say it.
I don't have the power to say it.
But you guys are beginners.
I've heard of it before.
A typhoon came, right?
A huge one.
Right?
Well, well, it doesn't matter.
Right? You know, you went straight to Tokyo, right?
I had a day off that day, but when I put on the taper at home, you know?
You know, you go to Haneda or Tokyo station, right?
Like, "How's the scene?"
How's the weather in the sky?
"Is the Shinkansen running?" You know, you go to the scene like that.
You know, you go to Haneda and say, "Yes, this is Haneda."
And then, you know, there are customers!
There really are!
And you think, "Could it be that it's flying?" and you say, "It's here!"
Like I said!
I've been telling you!
There's no way it's flying since the day you came!
Why is it flying?
Hey, this is Ginza.
And you interview people in Ginza.
Hey, I have a day off today, and I want to go to a shop in Ginza.
I want to go there, but when I get off at Ginza station,
it's crazy windy and rainy.
I went to the shop, but it was closed,
so it's a shame I can't go back.
Like I said!
I'm telling you!
Stupid family! Stupid family!
I came to play in Tokyo,
but the Shinkansen isn't running!
If I don't go back tomorrow,
I have work to do and I have to go back,
but the Shinkansen isn't running because of the typhoon!
Please make it run! I'm in trouble!
Like I said!
I'm telling you!
It's flying like crazy.
I saw it through the monitor.
Why didn't you check it beforehand?!
Check it?
There's no way it's flying!
Like I said, it's been here for three days!
It's flying!
It's like a flying fish!
It's clearly from Tokyo.
Yeah, but...
sometimes it's off when you open the lid.
Sometimes it's not there.
That's a double-edged sword!
Right?
Yeah.
But isn't there people who just went because of that?
Yeah, it's weird.
Why?
Because when you turn on the TV in the morning,
it's like "vrooom!"
This is...
No, no, no.
Look at this!
But when you go there, it might actually be flying!
No way!
No way, you idiot!
No, if you read it, it has a different meaning!
No, no, no.
Really!
If you saw it in the morning, you're definitely wrong!
You're definitely stupid!
Well, well, well...
Even though the umbrella is like this...
The plane might be flying!
No way, you idiot!
Take good care of yourself!
I'm sorry.
You idiot!
I'm sorry.
You idiot!
When Matsumoto-san was hosting...
What kind of host was Eiichiro, who couldn't win first place?
Ah, Eiichiro...
In the end...
For three years...
He was always first place.
Then...
What was your host's name?
Jojiro.
You're ugly!
You know...
You said my name was ugly.
After Eiichiro, Kojiro...
So, like "Eiichiro, chase him, chase him!"
Chase him, chase him!
And then...
You made me do it.
The manager decided it for me.
I didn't like it.
Why hasn't he been No. 1 for 3 years?
How is he different from other hosts?
First of all, he was underpaid.
Oh, I see.
He was a great wave dancer.
Wave dancing wasn't easy for him.
You can't be No. 1 just because you're good at wave dancing.
Of course.
But it's not like that.
It's like...
You know...
Like what?
You can't be No. 1 just because you're good at wave dancing.
Of course.
But you should say it.
He was amazing.
Yes, yes, yes.
His eyes were like...
Like sapphires.
Sapphires?
He had sapphires in his eyes.
You can't see it, can you?
No, no.
Move it a little to the side.
That's amazing.
You went all the way here.
Sapphires and...
Omar.
Omar?!
What?
What are you doing here?
What did you say?
I said "stone"
So it's "stone"
It's "Omer" (stone)
It's OK. It's OK.
You were spending money, weren't you?
Yes.
It's obvious.
With "shrimp"
shrimp
With "shrimp"
You were fishing for "Thailand" (sea bream)
No, I don't need it.
It's obvious that you were spending money on appearance.
It was amazing.
It's cool.
It's number one.
"Ashi" (ash) was amazing.
It was smooth.
It wasn't smooth. It was two-headed.
So, your face and "ash" (ash) were amazing.
If you look at it from behind, you can see "top knot" (top knot)
It's A-1.
I know it now.
Mr. Matsumoto, what kind of shop was "domestic bread shop" that you used to run before?
You were doing like this!
It became a boom at one point.
What kind of bread shop was it?
Well, it was quite rough.
Rough bread shop?
It was rough.
Can you explain it to me? I don't know what kind of bread shop it was.
It was called "rough bread shop".
"Domestic violence" became popular.
It was a bread shop that adopted it.
So, what was rough?
It was rough for customers.
Customers came to buy bread because they wanted to feel the thrill.
First, when customers were about to come in, they brought "French bread" from "door and all"
"Door and Door" became popular.
But, when you opened "Kanankanankanan", it became "Doaan"!
(laughter)
You still don't know what "domestic" means, do you?
To put it bluntly.
(laughter)
No, that's not it. That's what it means.
What does "domestic" mean?
(laughter)
It's not something like violence, is it?
Isn't it violence?
No, but it's not the same thing.
What? It's not the same thing?
(laughter)
No, no, it's not the same thing.
What does "domestic" mean? Then answer me.
Wow, nobody knows.
It's not "domestic".
What?
It's not "domestic".
It's not "domestic", is it?
Wow, you look like you're in a good mood.
(laughter)
Oh, I see! It's not "domestic", is it?
Then, I'll say it again.
(laughter)
It's not "domestic", is it?
(laughter and applause)
You're just a good mother.
(laughter and applause)
Don't make fun of me.
You're just a good mother.
(laughter and applause)
What's wrong with you?
(laughter and applause)
You're just a good mother.
(laughter and applause)
What's that?
(laughter and applause)
(music)