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A battle and punishment game that has raised many legends.
Tonight, a new battle will be decided.
In the first episode of "Useless Kids",
the genius boy Yamasaki will come up with a punishment.
We don't know how many people will be punished.
Wasabi Sushi and Russian Roulette Battle!
Wado-san, I don't know what this title means.
It's self-proclaimed, but I'm a genius boy.
Boy?
Yes.
You're 36 years old.
I'm 36 years old.
Yes, I'm a genius boy.
This is a really fair penalty game you came up with.
That's right.
But there are rules.
There are 100 of them.
But only 4 of them have wasabi in them.
We'll decide the order now.
But before we eat, let me say something.
Let's continue until either of us eat wasabi sushi.
Yes.
That's right.
So before we eat, if you eat, or if you get it right...
You're already penalized.
Either of us will be penalized.
Let's decide the order first.
This is important.
I'm sorry.
Let's decide the order first.
I understand.
So everyone can decide.
This doesn't taste good.
I said it first, so it doesn't taste good.
It's not a bad choice.
It's a penalty game after all.
I said it first, so it doesn't taste good.
You have to say it later in the competition.
I understand.
Let's decide the order first.
Then I'll eat it.
This is crazy.
This is really big.
This is a good one.
What?
Well, first of all, you are...
The best.
That's right.
You are the best.
Come and get me.
I don't really need that kind of laugh.
I really don't need that kind of laugh.
If there is a god of laughter here, we should bring him out.
That's right.
I'm begging you.
If we could be together, what can we do?
Right?
If we could be together, what can we do?
I don't know.
I don't think I can hit it.
Then, please hit it.
Is this one hit important?
It's big.
Then, please hit it!
Please hit it.
But, really...
Yes, please hit it!
Please hit it!
But, I want to eat what I like.
Tuna or octopus?
Yes, please say it.
I've decided to eat octopus.
Octopus, but which one should I eat?
Can you eat that octopus?
As I thought, shrimp...
Oh, you didn't say shrimp.
You said octopus or tuna.
Even though you don't like it that much.
I think this hesitation is bad.
That's right.
The first inspiration is big, isn't it?
But, I...
Oh, you said shrimp.
Thank you for the meal!
This is good.
It's safe.
Tatsugi is scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
I'm not hungry at all.
Eat it.
Now, if you eat it, it'll come out.
No, not yet.
I don't think I've eaten it all yet.
It's safe.
You can taste it, can't you?
It's safe!
You're good!
I see.
But, if it's like this...
If it's like this...
Mr. Hamada!
Hit it! Mr. Hamada!
Mr. Hamada!
Come on, Mr. Hamada!
I'm sure it's in a place where everyone is about to put their hands out.
Because, this is chudoro.
That looks good.
Doesn't it?
He's the only one who looks like he's about to put his hand out!
That's right!
You can't put your hand out when it's hot!
If you eat it, it'll be good.
I'll go with this one.
Salmon.
I don't usually eat salmon.
No, no!
I don't eat salmon.
I'll go with this one.
Really? Are you okay with salmon?
Salmon.
Come on!
Come on.
You haven't chewed it yet.
You can't drink it yet!
Chew it.
Three!
No matter what you say, this world is scary and really scary, and we're in it! We're in it! What's going on?
This is the story of "Downtown".
That's right, that's right.
It's the same here. No matter who's in it, it won't end.
But it's too early for one of us to decide.
I don't want to do it alone!
I'm sure of it.
Someone has come in first.
As for me...
Wait, did I see something white?
Yes.
There it is.
Eh? Wait a minute.
Eh?
Bang!
Hey, Taka!
Either one of you has to say it!
I think Taka is in trouble.
Something's coming up in my head.
Eh?
Something's coming up in my head.
It looks like he's going to die.
Something's coming up in my head.
Scallops!
Really?
I don't think it's easy to put it in.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Go, go!
Something's coming up in my head.
Yes, it's in.
Of course it's in.
It's fine, just put it in.
I think something's coming up in my head.
It's coming up, right?
Delicious!
Well, well, well, well...
Endo, look!
Yes.
It looks like the Chudoro deck you were running away from.
You're amazing!
That's what you should say!
Doesn't it look delicious?
It does!
I don't think you're putting it in there on purpose.
Really!
This is bad, Endo.
Honestly!
Endo...
Go, go!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine!
Go!
It's in!
It's in, right?
It's decided.
One person has decided.
It's in, right?!
Delicious!
Metamorphosis!
Metamorphosis was delicious!
Second round, Matsumoto chooses red meat.
No way! No way! No way!
How is it? How is it? How is it?
And Hamada, like in the first round, chooses salmon.
Next, Yamazaki, Tanaka, and Endo narrowly cleared this point!
I really think this is set up!
What do you mean?
The staff probably know that I'm Hikari Mongawa...
And they know that I like unripe octopus.
Unripe octopus...
I know that for sure!
I didn't know that!
You don't know unripe octopus?!
I didn't know that either!
It's also written in "Talent Magazine".
It's disgusting if you write that!
I understand. I'll go with octopus.
You will?
Octopus, red meat, red shellfish haven't come out yet.
It's really in!
It's not that bad!
It's in! It's in!
Octopus, please!
It's really in!
It's a joke!
Go! Go!
It's really in!
It's in!
Again!
Again with the play!
This is definitely a play!
What are you doing?!
I'm so angry!
You can leave now!
You've been making salmon all this time.
As soon as I got back...
I see...
You like salmon.
I'd like to say that I like salmon...
I see...
I don't have a strategy for that.
Salmon!
No.
It's been three in a row.
I bet it's here!
It's here!
Yes it is!
No it's not!
It's in!
Go in!
Right now.
Go in.
Go right now.
No!
Yeah man!
Three in a row!
That's crazy!
Hey, don't push me too hard.
Zaki-san, let's go to Sermon.
Oh, I see. Let's go to Sermon in Hamada.
That's good.
All right!
That's good.
Let's go to Sermon over there!
Where do you want to go?
All right! This is good!
Really?
You're fast.
Go!
Die! Suffer!
Suffer for three days!
Go away!
I'm tired of you!
What's this?
You're so dirty.
I'm a little angry because I thought you were dirty.
Isn't it in there?
It really was in there.
It's still in there.
Hey!
Are you sweating?
Wait a minute!
Put your tongue out!
Tongue!
Put your tongue out!
What are you doing?
I'm just biting.
I'm just enjoying.
You're sweating a lot!
It's because of the wasabi in it.
What?
It's because of the wasabi in it.
What's with that sweat?
I'm sorry! I wasn't laughing!
You're sweating because you're slippery!
Yes!
I've been told I sweat a lot for years.
I've been told I sweat two tons.
That's amazing!
That's enough!
Tanaka!
That's enough!
Tanaka!
Eat all four at once!
I'll spare you next week!
I absolutely won't!
Should I go to Kampachi?
Nobody said it.
Nobody said Kampachi, right?
Kampachi...
Nobody said Kampachi yet!
You said it! You said it!
I think Tanaka will go there.
Go!
I don't think he will!
Even if it's a lie...
Delicious!
What are you saying?
Delicious!
I'm saying it's delicious!
End!
If it's like that...
You know, right?
I'd like to say all of them at once!
I see!
Red is good!
I'm counting on you!
Alone...
This is...
Being alone is boring!
What?
He's eating normally!
Right?
It's okay!
If you say it's out...
I'll be surprised!
You'll be surprised!
If you say it's out...
I'll be surprised!
If you say it's in, say it!
What?
What?!
It's in!
He's saying it's in!
It's annoying!
Delicious!
In the end...
It's delicious!
Delicious!
The fourth round continues!
The odds of being out are high...
But everyone is safe!
And in the fifth round...
No one pulled wasabi sushi...
And it's clear!
It's about time, right?
That's right!
It's about time!
If you say it's out...
I knew it!
although I've been spoiling you, right?
I was really pulled in!
Now I'm relaxed!
Now I'm relaxed, but I was overreacting!
No matter which place you go to, you're gonna have a hard time!
We've been doing our best so far!
- Let's absolutely work hard! - You'll never be able to win!
Let's work hard!
I'm going to go to white meat on purpose.
I'm tired.
Surprisingly, not everyone goes to white meat.
But I'm going to go to white meat on purpose.
Which one should I choose?
You're kidding me!
I realized for the first time that I was wrong.
I realized for the first time.
I've been deceiving you.
I've been lying to you.
This is not good.
This is not good at all.
If we play like this...
This is not good at all.
Stop it!
You're lying.
That's enough.
Okay, Hamada, hit it!
You're really safe!
You're amazing, Hamada!
Okay, Hamada!
Okay, I'm going to go with red sea bream.
I've already put soy sauce in it.
If I put this in...
The game is over.
Do you get it now?
Yes.
Wow, you're good.
You're good, Mr. Downtown.
From now on...
Wow, you're good.
What does it mean to be a junior? Think about it again.
How long have you been doing this?
Eighteen years.
How long have you been doing this?
Twelve years.
Ten years? You're still young.
I'm still young.
By the way...
I've been doing this for twenty...
Three years.
I've seen you do it.
Well...
I've done it with Mr. Wakayama and Mr. Tomisaburo...
Like this, right?
Like this?
But Mr. Wakayama wouldn't let me do it.
The penalty game.
Then who would do it?
I said it!
It's true.
I chose it and put wasabi in it.
You did it, didn't you?
I see, I see, I see.
Mr. Sawada.
Mr. Wakayama.
Mr. Sawada.
I see, I see, I see.
But I think you can do it.
Right?
But you can't say that!
Akami!
Oh!
Akami!
I think I can do it.
Again...
Really...
This time...
I'm begging you.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Come on!
Stop messing around.
That's enough of you.
Tanaka, choose one!
Safety?
Safety.
What the hell?
You're annoying.
What?
Come on!
Yamasaki!
I'm going to punish you!
Huh?
My jaw is out!
My eardrums are out!
It's like that when you're in there.
That's the shock!
That's what you look like in shock!
I've never been like that!
Drinking too much.
Puking.
It's not until 4:56.
This is the worst.
It's still Tuesday.
There's still a week left!
This is the worst!
I'm going with red!
That's what's going to happen!
I'm going!
I see.
Yama-chan was trying to hold back that reaction.
I don't want to be like that.
You don't want to be like that, do you?
I'm glad.
I don't want to be like that, do you?
I'm going with shrimp.
I'm going.
We don't need a back-slap anymore.
We don't need it anymore.
We don't, do we?
We don't!
After this, 70th, 80th, and even 90th...
All of them cleared it without any danger!
There are 58 pieces of sushi left.
Who will continue to be the punishment game?
Please say it.
I'm said to like octopuses.
Octopus.
That's enough.
Octopus might not like this.
I'm going!
39th volume.
Is it coming? Is it coming?
No, it's not.
Hurry up.
Please.
I'm begging you.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I'm begging you.
We can end it like this, right?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Go to the red room.
Make a blue pig face.
Okay, let's go to the red room.
Are you serious?
It's expensive.
It's really expensive.
No, no, no.
Not yet.
I'm going to pull it.
Please.
Please come in.
I can't get it.
You have a strong pull.
If we don't get it by now,
let's do it one by one.
Shall we do it?
Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Next, Tanaka chooses a shrimp.
It's safe here.
It's hot.
Why is it hot?
It's hot.
And Endo chooses a medium-fat pig.
It's also safe...
It's safe.
Here's the rule change.
If four of you eat at the same time,
there's a possibility that both of you will go downtown and it'll be a penalty game.
In this case, we can think of three people eating at the same time, right?
The maximum number of people eating at the same time.
Yes.
Yamaaki, make sure you watch it.
Yes!
Please watch it.
Let's do it.
Watch it!
Let's do it.
I'm scared.
One, two...
Three...
Three!
Three in a row!
Wow!
Come on, I'm begging you!
Salmon!
Here it is!
I'll...
Okay, me too! Salmon!
I'll get the one I like, shrimp! And the farthest one.
The farthest one.
Salmon for the first time.
It's coming!
I think it's coming.
Whatever it is.
Whatever it is!
Salmon, salmon, red shrimp.
One, two...
Okay!
Huh?
Seifu?
Seifu...
Endo, you're weak.
Seifu...
Huh?!
Tanaka?
Huh?!
What?!
Tanaka, seriously?!
I'm sure you were hungry!
No way!
I'm sure you were hungry!
Two more, right?
Two more.
Two more, right?
Two more.
Seifu, you're weak.
Okay, salmon.
Oh, salmon and red shrimp.
Salmon is bad.
Salmon sucks.
You're so dirty!
I saw you right in front of me!
This is definitely Seifu!
Wow, now I don't know at all.
Hurry up.
Okay, salmon.
Okay, scallops.
Scallops.
It's three now.
One, two...
It's three now.
Okay, okay, okay...
Huh?!
Okay, okay, okay...
I don't know what this is.
Huh?!
Okay, okay...
Huh?!
I'm Seifu.
Endo Seifu?
Wait, wait, Seifu!
Wait...
You did it!
Two salmon!
You're so mean!
That's right!
We got salmon from Sapporo!
Wow! It's like it was ages ago!
Evil will never perish!
We did it!
So, Hamada-san and Tanaka-san will be punished?
No way!
This is amazing!
No way!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine, isn't it?
You don't get to see it often!
It's a little strange...
I think it's fine!
Hamada, Yamasaki, and Tanaka will be punished!
Please look forward to it!