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The first "Chiki-chiki-yama-chan Presents" Summer holiday! Nitteri-jambori Grand Tournament!
Last year, my partner stepped on me for the first time in years.
Really?
He did it all of a sudden! And he's a zombie, so don't do it!
I don't want to do it anymore.
What's up with you today, Yama-chan?
Speaking of Nitteri-jambori, my partner is doing all kinds of things right now!
I'm not!
You are!
What? You are!
I'm not!
What are you doing?
It's like you're doing it in an antique shop.
That's completely different.
This T-shirt is also...
This is great!
This T-shirt...
I'll give you all of it later.
Oh, is that so?
Please have it.
Give me an "m".
An "m"?
There are various event booths, so let's go!
Sounds good!
These people are here to watch, right?
They were doing a performance.
Enter the God's...
God's...
So we're not here for that.
I see.
It's logical, isn't it?
But I don't want to do Enter the God's jokes anymore.
It's logical, and it makes sense.
It's awakening.
Japanese TV is holding an event this summer...
"Nittere Jamboree"!
There are a lot of stage events, including fun popular show booths!
Today, along with the musical instrument booth...
DVD promotion manager Yama-chan will show you around Nittere Jamboree!
It's fluffy!
What kind of fluffiness is this?
What is this?
Do you want to do it?
Can you play with it?
Can you mix it?
It doesn't hit you, does it?
You can go in and do this!
It's definitely fun!
It's true!
You can go in and do this!
It's great!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Can you get it off properly?
Of course you can!
It's an endo!
It's in! It's in!
It's an endo!
What are you doing here?
You can go in and do this!
Do it!
It's Nittere Jamboree!
I'm sorry, endo!
Nobody's watching!
Endo, you've done something bad!
Endo, you can't do that on "away"!
Can you listen to me?
It's my first time doing something like this!
It's true, endo!
It was a great endo!
After this, they'll tour the venue and enjoy Jamboree!
This is really Yama-chan, isn't it?
It's true!
And it's Yama-chan's main show!
And also, on the second floor of Nihon TV...
"Gaki no Sky Booth"!
"Under the Roof Character Festival"!
Thank you very much!
If you'd like, you can wear these helmets!
It looks fun!
Are you okay?
It makes me excited!
But you're the only one wearing a helmet, right?
That's right!
Wow! It's a parallel zone!
It's a parallel zone!
You're Ko-chan!
Ko-chan! Ko-chan! Ko-chan!
Will-kun, good luck!
It's a parallel zone right away!
Let's go over there!
What's this?
Please stand up, everyone!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Tonight is the night!
At the end, it's like "Kyaaa!"
Is it over?
No, it's not.
Look at this.
What is it?
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
Isn't it the second episode?
That's right.
It's the first episode of "Bousou Gaete".
What is it?
Is it the 100th episode?
It's live.
It's nostalgic.
It's a funny VTR.
What is it?
Is it over?
Tanaka!
Don't touch it.
What is it?
It's better if you don't touch it.
That's right.
It's dangerous, isn't it, Tanaka?
Yes, it is.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Try it.
It's dangerous.
It's not hygienic, is it?
There is something in it.
What is it?
Look at it.
You can try it.
That's right.
You can play with it.
This is...
If you like it, you can try it.
That's right.
You can try it.
There is something in it.
What is it?
Please press the button.
I will press it.
You can see it from here.
What is it?
Please look at it.
You are standing on it.
Is it like this?
That's right.
You can see it from the second floor.
This character appears in a powerful 3D video!
My butt! My butt!
My head! My head! My head!
Please enjoy the rest of the show at the venue!
This Tanaka's hand is the lightest, right?
These glasses are fine, right?
This is from before.
What's this? It's all military uniforms!
Military uniforms!
They've been pushing us into it!
This is a military uniform, right?
It's a military uniform.
Military uniforms like this...
This is a military uniform for a military officer.
I've only seen this uniform on TV, and it's the first time I've seen it in real life!
Oh, military uniforms are like this!
Is it?
This is for Kushami's championship.
Yes!
This is also...
Right?
...in Japan.
You idiot!
Why don't you try it, Yamagaki?
Well... I... I...
Should I do it?
Do you want to do it?
I want to take this off.
I want to take it off.
It's like watching an anime from the sky.
From my nose!
Yes!
Oh, wow!
The best 3 hits!
Oh, wow!
Oh!
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
No, it's fine.
Urgh!
It's sneezing.
Sneezing.
He can never sneeze.
He can't.
He always sneezes.
It's impossible.
He's good at sneezing.
It's impossible.
You should do it yourself.
No, I can't do it.
You should do it yourself.
No, I can't do it myself.
Really?
Urgh!
You can't do it either.
There are people who sneeze and people who sneeze.
Like Kano-chan.
Like Kato-chan.
He's the type of person who sneezes and comes out.
Urgh!
He's the type of person who doesn't come out.
Lastly, as a proof of today's success, there's a sign on the panel.
It costs 2,800 yen for this?
No, no, no.
The money is free of charge.
Free of charge.
Really?
What's this?
And at the exit of the booth, you can make a reservation for the DVD that will be released this month.
Also, original goods for kids are on sale!
What's this?
It's an old woman's memo.
An old woman's memo.
If you make a reservation for the DVD, you'll get a limited number of luxury goods.
If you win, you'll be able to challenge the members!
Ah, bromide!
Bromide!
What, what, what? Show me, show me.
This looks like a lot of fun.
This is, um...
It's got to come out.
Right?
To find out what it is.
But it's coming out!
It's coming out!
I want one too! I want one too!
Me too!
I want one too!
How many are in there?
Three, three!
There are three guns in there!
This has got to come out!
I want one!
Bromide!
Here it is!
Who's next? Who's next for Bromide?
Who's next?
Let's see who wins!
Seriously?
Dammit!
This is unfair!
I want Nakamura!
Who?
Nakamura, who is it?
Who?
Wait a minute!
This has got to come out!
- In a box like this? - That's right!
- You can put it anywhere you like. - I see.
What's up with you today? You look like an aloha like Takaki Boo.
- That's good, isn't it? - If only we had an ukulele like that...
- If you make fun of me, I won't make fun of you! - I'm not making fun of you!
- It's really just about an ukulele. - Well, as long as it's popular, it's fine.
Do you think I want you to keep walking?
- You know, I didn't really want to talk about this... - Yes, yes.
- But I heard a good story. - Yes.
- It's about Tanaka. - I see.
- I happened to ask the staff about it. - Yes.
- It was a show called "Kokoriko". - Yes.
- It was a while ago, but they went on location. - Yes, yes.
- Apparently, Tanaka went on location by himself. - Yes, yes.
- The location continued from morning to night. - Yes.
- It ended and they said "thank you for your hard work". - Yes.
- When I looked at Tanaka for a moment... - Yes.
- He said his knees were dirty. - I see.
- He said he had dirt on them. - I see.
- I wondered why. - Yes.
- When I thought about it... - Yes.
- The location of the day was... - Yes.
- It was a location where you could talk to your grandparents. - I see.
- When I talked to my grandparents... - Yes.
- Tanaka was kind... - Yes.
- He kneeled down... - Yes.
- And talked to my grandparents... - Yes.
- I was listening... - Yes.
- And I had dirt on me. - Yes.
- And of course, Tanaka was in his underwear. - Yes.
- I thought "Tanaka is a good boy". - I see.
- I heard about it. - Yes, yes.
- But he didn't tell me because it was me.
- Aren't you an idiot?
- Why didn't you tell me about Tanaka?
- That's why I'm not supporting you.
- I see, I see.
- This is a cut, right?
- We just came out of nowhere.
- I see, I see.
- Would you tell me you heard about it?
- And then...
- What? What?
- What? What? What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
- I don't know.
- This is a cut, right?
It's like a first experience. "Huh? What? What?"
Dad, do you know anything?
- And then... - Oh, come on!
And then...
I can't deny it or deny it.
It's fine. Stop it, Hamada.
Hakaki, let's go.
I can't cooperate with you like that.
- I thought it might be okay. - No, no!
I've heard it all. You don't have to lie like that.
- But I think... - Yes?
There must be a lot of things you can say about me.
- No, I don't know. - And no one says it.
Even if you don't say it!
A little while ago, about half a year ago...
I was driving in the middle of the night.
And there was a person who was drunk and passed out.
I asked him, "Are you okay?"
If you're okay, I'll take you to the hospital.
I did it! I really did it!
I'll be honest with you.
In my stomach, I thought, "Send me to Deluxe!"
"Send me, you bastard!" I thought.
And there was another person who was with me.
And they said, "It's okay, it's okay."
"Are you really okay?" I said.
I'll go, but like Deluxe.
- That's it! - No way...
Wow, I'm going home.
This is crazy!
I won't come back.
Why not?
No way... I can't see that kind of intention.
Even if it's an intention...
If you really go to the hospital and go all the way...
It's not just an intention...
It turns into kindness.
That's right.
- I said something nice, didn't I? - Yes, you did.
The audience is high up in the ceiling and they're cheering.
It has nothing to do with it.
They're cheering.
I do things like this quite often.
I stroke a child's head...
If there's a child watching at the arcade all the time...
I raise the price by 100 yen or something like that.
That's definitely not true!
Why would you do that to a child watching at the arcade all the time?!
- That's totally unfair! - I wouldn't do that!
What kind of night is a melancholic night?
Please tell me.
- I'm already 40 years old... - Yes.
Up until now, I've only thought of it as a melancholic night about 8 times.
Well, actually...
Melancholic night...
Melancholic doesn't have a meaning.
- That's right. - I don't know.
For someone like you who hasn't received proper education...
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
I think everyone knows what I'm talking about.
That's why...
Up until now, you haven't had a melancholic night.
Are you sad about it?
- No, I haven't. - That's why you haven't, right?
I can't stand it!
It's embarrassing for someone like me...
Who hasn't had a melancholic night.
- I see, I see. - I think it's embarrassing!
- Yes, Osaka branch. - Yes.
- What do you mean by "melancholic"? - You are really stupid!
- What? - You are really stupid!
- Don't think you can teach me everything with words!
- There are emotional things!
- Steal it from me!
- Come on, steal it!
- Then what is it? - It's a three-digit number!
- Open it up! - What do you mean "what"?
- Um... - What is it? - It's 229!
- Open it up! - Okay, um...
- What do you mean "this is when I..." - Right, right, left! - Shut up!
- "This is when I had a melancholic night"... - Leo!
- Just say it once! - That's not wrong.
- Even if you stay at home and watch TV all day, you still have a melancholic night.
- And even if you party and have fun all together, you still have a melancholic night.
- Isn't there something like that?
- Then shall I say it? - Yes. - When you have three items, you have a melancholic night.
- You suddenly increased it!
- Then tell me about those three items, or I won't know! - Even if you don't say it, I want you to know! - I don't know, so say it!
- Tell me about those three items! - I don't know, so say it!
First of all, deep kiss!
Have you ever had a deep kiss?
I've had a deep kiss!
Are you crazy?
- First of all, deep kiss! - Deep kiss, I've heard of it!
Next, fist bump!
You're crazy!
Deep kiss, and then fist bump!
That's funny!
Laugh a little more!
Fist bump!
A large number of people are dropped here!
- That's pretty rare! - Here, "Gazza!"
- "Gazza!" - That's more rare than melancholy!
Why do you say "fist bump"?
- After a deep kiss! - I think it's more common to say "fist bump" and "deep kiss" than you think.
- Really? - Between craftsmen...
- That's pretty rare! - Well, you know...
You have a pickaxe like this...
And you have a master like this...
- You have a pickaxe like this... - Well, you know...
- That's pretty rare! - Well, you know...
- You have a pickaxe like this... - Well, you know...
I think pickaxes are amazing. People say, "Huh? A pickaxe?"
Because a fallen pickaxe can be either your right or your left hand.
- That's true. - I want you to feel it. I want you to grasp it.
Well... I think you've gone too far.
Can you tell me one last thing?
If you say it now, everyone will spend their melancholic nights starting tomorrow, right?
I will spend it!
That's what I can't forgive.
Do you have one at home?
I don't think anyone has one at home.
I see.
But it's impossible.
I can't be melancholic.
You know it all, so why don't you just give up?!
You can't!
If you give up...
You can't do it!
I can't forgive you.
There's one more thing.
If you say it now, everyone will spend their melancholic nights starting tomorrow, right?
I will spend it.
Can you say it now?
I can't forgive you, but...
It's military law.
This is where everyone gets caught.
If you ask me one thing, it's military law.
You're looking for something else!
That's right, that's right!
Surprisingly, I found it under my feet.
Why are you getting all worked up about it?
I don't want to say this, but there are also super melancholic nights.
Can I ask you one thing?
Are they both military law and military law?
Of course, of course.
If military law and military law are like this...
Which one is higher?
If you want to become a super, you get added to it?
Yes.
Then that's a little...
What do you mean?
No, if you ask me now...
I think there are nights you want to be melancholic...
But if there's a higher one...
Of course there is.
Then if you ask me one more thing...
This is actually not that big of a deal.
Ah, is that so?
It's sharpening.
While doing this...
Beep, kiss, military law, military law...
That's how you become super melancholic, right?
Both of them.
What? I don't know. I can't hear you. What?
Both of them.
At 0.9...
Both of them.
Huh? I can't hear you.
Both of them.
Ah, that's right. Both of them.
Both of them.
Normally, you like 0.5, right?
But it's a little thicker than normal.
Both of them.
What?!
I can't hear you.
Both of them.
I didn't put 0.9 of zinc in 0.5 of sharpener.
Melancholic will never come out.
You should have asked that in detail.
Of course. Melancholic won't come out even if you want it to.
Melancholic will get stuck in there.
That's why you should put melancholic in 0.5 of sharpener.
Melancholic will come out?
What do you mean?
Put melancholic in it.
Put 0.9 of melancholic in it and...
That's weird. I don't know what you're talking about.
Put 0.2 of commercial melancholic zinc in it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what "melancholic zinc" is.
I've never heard of it.
There is 0.9 of melancholic zinc.
You should have said that.
If you didn't say it, I would have bought normal 0.9 of it.
I would have bought normal 0.9 of it.
It won't do anything.
It won't pull any strings.
You must have thought it was weird.
It's in there, isn't it?
0.9 of melancholic zinc.
You should have said it first.
You don't know what it is.
If you don't say it, you can say it with a ballpoint pen.
You've been saying 0.9 of it.
If you say it in detail...
If you didn't say it, you can't help it.
Put 0.9 of melancholic zinc in it.
If you go to a melancholic shop, you can buy it.
You should have said it first.
You should have said it first that there is such a shop.
There is such a shop, isn't it?
There are two shops in Tokyo.
Say it! Where is it? Say it!
Uh... Kameido.
Say it!
You should have said it first!
There are two shops in Kameido.
It's very different.