AISubs v3.5
Let me see...
Anything?
- Your job? - Yes.
It sounds good.
- Yes! - Thank you.
You know, right?
We've been coming here several times.
- You know? - No.
- We've been here many times. - We haven't been here for a while.
- Right? - Yes.
- Does he come regularly? - Yes, he does.
- And Matsumoto-san... - Of course, of course.
Up until now, the four of them have made many of Matsumoto's wishes come true.
That is, to run a high jump of 2 meters and 50 centimeters.
To achieve a world record.
To do a three-time mid-turn in a super market.
To succeed in acting out a ten-point perfect score.
To succeed in a super miracle trick on a skateboard.
To even succeed in hitting back a 150-kilo high- speed ball.
Last time, they even achieved a world record in weightlifting.
What will be Matsumoto's next challenge?
- Matsumoto-san, doesn't Matsumoto-san give you a direct message before and after? - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's an email. - An email?
- It's an email? - Yes.
- But at the end, you put a smiling face on it. - Oh, that smiley face.
- The first one, the one at the top. - That's right, that's right.
- It's pretty easy to use. - It's a nice email.
- It's a nice email.
- "I'm counting on you this time." - Can you pass me the tape?
- Again?! - Again?!
- Can you step forward for a second? - What is this?
This is fun!
You know what this is, right?
It's a limbo.
Limbo is limbo.
Right?
I want to do this.
And right now it's about this.
But he wants to do it at 50cm.
It's really low.
No, 50cm is a little...
50cm is...
Right?
This time it's a little...
But it's in the gym.
I'm asked to do it too.
If you don't do it with me...
What will you do if Yama-chan calls you?
You'll do it yourself.
But Hama-san is motivated.
Don't say that!
But you know...
So we'll do our best for Hama-san.
That's right.
For Hama-san.
We'll do it like that.
The four kind-hearted men stood up again.
Matsumoto Hitoshi's "Fire Limbo Dance".
Trying to do it at 50cm.
This program is brought to you by our sponsors.
Let's say what we have to say.
Let's say it.
If you don't do it with motivation...
We have limits too.
We can't do it.
Let's say it.
Yes.
Thank you.
Um...
I explained it to everyone.
Yes.
Everything is ready.
Yes.
Everyone came.
That's right.
Yes.
Sorry.
Um...
Yes, please.
Like last time, Masumo-san, if you don't put in the effort, we...
I don't know what you mean.
No.
I don't know what you mean.
Masumo-san, you're a little more motivated, aren't you?
Yes, I'm motivated.
Yes, you're motivated.
Yes, I'm motivated.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I think I'm putting in the effort.
But you guys are the ones who bring out my presence.
I think it's because you're the same age as me.
I think you can say it in a different way.
But you're the same age as me, so I want you to know that.
Alright, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Alright, let's do it!
The fire is strong.
Let's use the fire extinguisher.
Matsumoto, you should be careful.
This is pretty scary!
Matsumoto's first attempt!
This is good.
If you miss even one step, you'll get hurt.
I think you'll be able to catch a lot of fish.
Alright, let's do it!
Let's do it!
A little more!
It's dangerous!
Matsumoto-san!
Stand up!
Please stand up!
Hey!
There's no power at all!
Matsumoto-san!
Please look at me!
There's no power at all!
Please stand up!
What are you going to do?!
Come a little closer!
What are you going to do?!
This is terrible!
This is...
What is this...
This is...
What is this...
Please use your strength!
Use your strength!
Matsumoto-san!
What is this?!
Eh?!
Hold up!
Matsumoto-san!
You're not doing anything!
Let's go and see!
What is with him?!
Please tell us!
Don't!
Why?!
Nothing will happen to me, right?
No, nothing will happen.
I think so, too.
That's right.
(Knock, knock)
Hey, hey.
I'm sorry, but I'm in the middle of a lesson.
I saw what you told me and set it up properly.
In terms of seriousness...
I'm not going to do what Mr. Matsumoto wants me to do.
Mr. Matsumoto doesn't know about this situation.
I see, I see.
Can I go?
OK, just a minute.
In terms of seriousness...
I don't know why you're so determined.
You may not know it because you've seen the video.
But you're a beginner.
I want you to do it with a little hope in your heart.
I want you to do it like you're just standing there.
If you pull it so hard...
Your heart will shrink.
Your heart will get used to it.
I didn't think it would be that hot.
I thought it would be about 20 degrees.
So as long as it's not hot, it's okay?
That's what I'm thinking about.
It's a little dangerous.
Let's think about it a little more.
Matsumoto's second attempt.
For now...
With this, the heat is...
For now, it's clear.
If it's 50 centimeters, it's okay, right?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't want you to do it like that.
Well, we're ready now.
As you can generally see, we've cleared "hide" as well.
Okay, let's go.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- What are you doing? - It's dangerous.
- I'll do it. - I'll do it.
- What's going on? - I don't know.
Okay, one, two...
I don't know.
- I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's do this, one last time.
Three, two, one...
Start!
Oh, this bar is stuck!
The bar is a little off.
Why?
Calculation is not ...
The bar is a little off.
Calculation is okay.
Let's go again, let's go differently.
Let's say a different pattern.
The next tour will definitely go.
Let's decide with this.
Let's go!
One, two!
Put it on!
One, two!
Then, that night's ...
Welcome!
That night, too!
Yes!
Three, two, one!
Let's go!
No, no, no!
This is not it.
It wasn't a different pattern.
The last one!
Let's go with this.
Yes!
It wasn't a different pattern.
Yes!
That's right.
Let's go with this, let's go with this.
Yama-chan, Yama-chan, you're good, you're good.
Oh, it's a little higher.
It's a little higher, isn't it?
A little more this way.
Don't play with me!
I'm sweating so much.
Ah, this is it!
Then, let's go!
Yes, yes, is it okay?
Three, two, one!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Complete! Clear! Success! Clear!
Are you mad?
Your attitude seems like you're mad.
I'm not mad.
No, you're not mad.
I don't think you're mad.
Let's go and ask.
How was it?
It was normal.
It was like, "Did it come out normally?"
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work!
Did it come out?
That's good.
I hope you succeed.
It's too close.
What?
For now...
Thank you for your hard work!
Why is it always like that?
Do you want me to hurt you?
Your board is so rough that my knee is stuck!
My knee! Look!
Look at it! It's all rough!
But it's not clear anymore.
What's clear?
Your 50cm board...
You're saying that you cut through my 50cm board?
Don't make it look like you're doing something wrong!
What do you think you're doing?!
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I don't want to hear that from you anymore.
Say what you're going to do and how many times you're going to do it!
Say it!
I'm going to think about it and do it.
I'm Usagi Toshi.
I'm going to do my best, too. I'm Sara Toshi.
I'm going to do my best, too. I'm Inoshi Toshi.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work. I'm going to do my best.
Matsumoto's third attempt.
I'm not going to be pulled next.
I think I can do it.
I think I can do it. I think it's okay.
Where is he looking at?
He walks straight.
- He's coming. - He's coming.
- Please come. - Thank you.
- He's here. - This is amazing.
- This is perfect. - This is perfect.
- I think you can do it. - I think you can do it.
- I think it's fine. - It's fine.
- Yes.
- This is fine. - This way.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- A little higher, higher. - Yes, yes.
- One, two... - Yes, yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
- My calculator and this... - Yes, yes.
- And then... - Yes.
- Then, let's ask the staff. - Yes, yes.
- Please. - Yes.
- Then, please. - Yes.
- One, two... - Yes.
- Good, good. - Oh, can you do it?
- Here we go. - Yes, it's OK.
- Is it straight? - Yes, it is.
- Then, please. - Yes.
- Three, two, one... - Yes!
- Yes!
That was close!
Should we raise it a little more?
- Let's raise it! - Let's raise it!
- This time, next time... - Raise it!
- Yes! - Let's go to the top!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Then with this...
- Let's do it! - These three...
Don't say how many centimeters! Is that enough?!
- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes! That's right!
Raise it a little!
Good, good, good!
- Go straight! Go straight! - Okay!
- Go straight! - Yes!
- Be careful there! - Three, two, one!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Ah! That was close! - That was close!
- Ah! That was close! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Ah! That was close! - That was close!
- That was close!
- We're almost there! - We're almost there!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Should we raise it a little more? - Yes, let's do it!
- Didn't we do it a few times when we challenged? - That's right!
- I think we can do it a little more this way. - Yes, yes, yes!
- The lowest point is the best. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Ah! I see! Then let's do it like that! - Yes, yes, yes!
- If you put it in front of you, you can easily pull it out! - Yes, yes!
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- I see! I see! - Yes, yes!
- The position of the bar is a little... - Yes, yes!
- Isn't it too far out? - Yes, yes!
- If you put it in front of you, you can easily pull it out!
- This time, I felt that you three were working hard to some extent.
- So I'm not angry with you three.
- Eh? Why is that?
- I don't care about the height.
- You know...
- You said something like, "I don't care about 5 or 4 centimeters."
- That made me cool down at once.
- That's how it came about.
- Do you have a reason for doing it?
- Do you want to do it quickly?
- No, I don't.
- Tell me one by one.
- Tell me why you want me to do a limbo dance.
- And tell me your mother's name at the end of it.
- Tell me about it.
- Well...
- Since Masumoto wants to do it, we're making a show together.
- We're working hard together to make it happen.
- My mother's name is Nobuko.
- I know you want me to do it, so I want to help you as much as possible.
- My mother's name is Aya.
- Likewise...
- I don't want you to do it at all.
- I'll do my best next time.
- My mother's name is Kiyomi.
- That's right.
- I'm doing my best.
- I'll do my best to make your dream come true.
- I'll do it next time.
- My mother's name is Akiko.
- What?
- My mother's name is Akiko.
- Your face is itching.
- I'm sorry.
- I don't know your wife's name.
- I'm sorry.
- I don't want to say the same thing over and over again.
- Just one more time!
- I want you to do it.
- I'll do my best.
- My mother's name is Akiko.
(sniffling)
(clearing throat)
Well, in order to make you feel like you're doing it,
I thought of something that wasn't just now.
Yes.
I think it looks pretty impressive.
Yes.
I think it will be enough success.
Yes.
Then let's go!
Please!
Let's go!
Yes!
I think it's the last one!
Let's do our best!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh, I knew it!
Oh, it's pretty good!
I knew it!
The scenery is good!
This is perfect!
Yes!
Please!
Let's go!
Yes!
The waist...
Wow!
The waist...
Was it the waist?
The waist...
This is good!
Right?
It's perfect.
OK!
Let's go!
3!
2!
1!
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
After overcoming many difficulties,
finally,
the "fire limbo dance"
of 50 centimeters
of success for Matsumoto!
Congratulations!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's because you're big.
Being small leads you to be spoiled.
Being big leads you to be proud of yourself.
It's because you're big.
Yes.
That's why...
Nyaaah!
That's how it changes.
Nyaaah!
Danashikashi!
There's only one of you here!
Even if you're funny...
Up until now you've always been funny...
But you've gotten bigger.
There's only one of you here today.
Would you like me to let you rest?
We both have tomorrow.
You've gotten older.
What about your appearance?
Do you know the existence of "invitation cats"?
Yes, I do.
What are those "invitation cats" for?
Not really...
For money...
For money, yes.
They invite you for good luck.
Yes, that's right.
Even normal "invitation cats" invite you for good luck.
"Big invitation cats" are becoming more and more common.
This is amazing.
Huh...
Yes.
It seems that you usually receive money from the gallery as real estate, but what do you receive as a painter?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Huh? Isn't it cash?
I don't believe in money for some reason.
Because in the end, that kind of thing is just paper cut by the Japanese bank.
Yes, yes.
There's no value in it anyway.
I see.
After all, that's what reality is.
No, I don't know that.
Oh, do you divide it according to the gallery?
We usually divide it.
What do you get from this gallery?
That's right.
Huh?
Yes.
Do you say "gaki"?
"Gaki" is usually my specification.
You're such a...
You bastard!
Is it my specification?
Yes.
No, isn't that the difference between you and me?
It's the same!
Is it worth as much as my specification?
I've only received my specification, so I don't know.
No, it's not like that.
My specification is about "yattsu".
How many "yattsu" have you received from me?
"Yattsu" doesn't mean anything.
My specification is expensive.
You must have received hundreds of "yattsu".
Yes, yes, yes.
"Yattsu" doesn't mean anything!
I've said "yattsu" too much, but...
11th or something like that.
It doesn't change.
That's how my salt is.
But my salt is good, you know?
No, I know.
Well, I'm a little worried about whether it's properly entangled or not.
It's transparent.
It's transparent!
It's like, "Wow, is it this dark?"
That's how it is, but my salt is my salt.
"My" salt, huh?
My salt.
Do you get different things from other shows?
Yes, I do get different things.
What do you get, then?
"Heihei" is usually bananas.
Taiwanese bananas.
"Deluxe" is "southern island".
"southern"...
What?
"southern island".
What? Um...
Huh?
"southern"...
Dressing, huh?
I haven't said "southern" much lately.
"southern" sounds like an old man.
I haven't said it either.
What? You say "southern", don't you?
I don't say it.
What do you say?
southern