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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen", Chiki- chiki risks her life for this one word, and earns 100,000 yen in cash!
"Crisis Instant Miso Soup"!
Thank you for your hard work!
This is the 15th episode of "Crisis Series"!
- Yes! - Yes!
So that's how you say it.
That's right.
- I think it's pretty difficult. - Yeah.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- That's... - It's funny.
- The staff simulated it... - Yes, yes.
...and it's one fourth of it.
- We only tell Zaki about it, right? - That's right.
- You know it every time, right? - He's in charge of it.
- That's right.
- Recently, about four times... - Yes, yes, yes.
...no one has gotten it right.
- Let's do it! - This time, it's this 15 kinds of miso soup.
- There's no ingredients in it. - Yes, only miso.
- Only miso. - If you get it right, you'll earn 100,000 yen!
- Yes! - Yes!
- In the case of getting it right... - Yes!
...even though it was included in the script...
...it didn't make it to the show...
- ...and some people went home. - Yes, yes.
- That person will appear as the presenter of the punishment game. - I see.
- That's how it is. - Yes, I understand.
- Then, who's going first? - Who's going first?
- It's me every time, right? - That's right.
- This is the 15th time, right? - Yes.
- I'm 12 consecutive losses now.
- I haven't gotten it at all. - You haven't gotten it yet.
- Can you change the top for me?
- That's innovative.
- Are you an actor? - Innovative?
- Should I go?
- Isn't it Endo, though?
- What's up with you?
- This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
- Will the right person appear this time?
- The first challenger is, as expected, Endo.
- Tsudai will be the round-eyed, tofu-red-eyed.
- Endo-san, what are you doing now? - Basically, I'm checking how many chopsticks are passing through.
- You! You! - I'm checking if there's a small amount of moe-ajak.
- Even if it's a little, it's like poop.
- By the way, is your wife making miso soup for you in the morning? - No! She made me another bowl of miso soup.
- Sweet miso soup.
- Enjoy your work. - Thank you.
- Oh! - You might know what it is.
- What? - This is completely different.
- Really? - This is completely different.
- What is it? - The one I drank is not sweet miso soup!
- Oh! - This is...
- Endo is checking the taste without hesitation. He successfully cleared it twice in a row!
- That's amazing! - I still remember the first one.
- How is it different? - How is it different?!
- This one. - This one.
- This one! - What's up with that one?
- Oh! This is... this one is a little close...
- That one! - That one!
- Close.
- Did you just laugh at me? - Why are you laughing?
I'm going to answer you, brother.
That's why I said it.
That's why.
That's a good answer.
Is it?
What I drank is not a warm family of wakame soup!
Oh, you missed it just now!
You missed it, right?
Endo took a breath of fresh air, sharpened his fifth sense and successfully cleared three in a row!
Wow, that's amazing!
He did it!
Rock clear!
He did it!
Looking at his past, he's doing a lot of research.
That's right.
What should I do to make it last longer?
Is that what it is?
Every time I do this, it's really short!
It starts at 12:56 and I'm done at 11!
If you hit it like this and cut it hard, it'll be fun!
Cut it hard?!
It's round rice tofu.
There are two types of round rice, right?
Yes, there are.
It's completely different.
This is really strong.
What I drank is not round rice tofu wakame!
It's been so long and it's already like this!
He's coughing!
He took a breath of fresh air!
He took a breath of round rice!
He's eating flowers!
What is this?!
Thank you very much.
If you could do it, you'd do it, right?
Endo!
This!
Yes, this is it.
It has nothing to do with miso soup and punishments at all.
I don't drink instant food much.
Hamada's announcement of the world's top emergency series is Kyoto white miso.
What is the result?
I don't drink it at all.
From now on, I will drink this pundokin tofu wakame.
Kyushu limited tofu wakame.
You haven't drunk it, have you?
It's limited.
Oh, it's different.
This is different.
I drank tofu wakame!
Thank you very much!
As expected of Hamada, who is at the top of his track record!
Even though he's lost his way, he cleared it in two rounds!
I don't know which one to choose.
You don't know, do you?
He really looks like a chimpanzee sometimes.
It's completely like a chimpanzee.
Kyoto's traditional taste.
But when it's like that, it's really like a chimpanzee.
At that time?
But you look like a chimpanzee.
Shut up!
I drank a high-quality miso soup.
Wow!
I feel like this is closer.
This?
Oh, you're a chimpanzee now.
Oh, you're touching a horse now.
It's different, isn't it?
We can't answer that question.
We can't answer it at all.
We've said it many times, but...
Yes.
What is this?
Spinach and fried oil. I drank spinach and fried oil.
Whole grain tofu miso soup.
It's a little rough, but it didn't taste like this.
Rough?
Do you know what I drank? Hot tofu and seaweed!
He swallowed it.
We don't know what "rough" means at all.
When I drank potato miso soup...
Was it powdery?
You know?
I had that feeling.
Then you should look for it.
No, I'm not looking for it.
I'm not looking for it.
I'm scared.
He's pointing at you.
That's right.
I'll take it.
Tofu miso soup.
What is this?
I don't know if it was this thick, but it's close.
It's thick.
Yes.
I'll drink it all at once.
No, no, no.
I'm not looking for it.
I'll drink it like this.
I drank tofu miso soup!
Too bad!
This is difficult.
It's over there.
Thank you!
Oh, I died!
Amami-san!
Oh, you have it.
Thank you!
It's good.
It's long!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Amami-san, please drink this and look at it.
But right now, my aunt's saliva...
It won't be sold.
It will be soon.
It's great, but our way of doing it is a little smelly!
No, really...
The third person is surprisingly taste-deficient man, Tanaka!
His food is tofu miso soup!
Here it is!
It's just normal miso soup...
I know!
I think it's just normal miso soup!
That's right!
I'll go with this one!
Tofu miso soup!
Oh, you'll go with this one?
Yes!
Do you know what it is?
Do you know the difference at first glance?
It's different!
I know!
That's fast!
You know it as soon as you drink it.
The one I drank is not tofu miso soup!
Tanaka-san! Tanaka-san!
What's wrong with you?!
This energy won't end!
If it's like that, you can't run away!
Thank you very much!
I didn't know!
I thought you were coming!
I really understand you.
Every time we go to a sad place, we go to Miyagi's special miso soup.
Just drink it!
Is it important?
I'll do it for you, but you won't do it for me!
I called it white miso.
White miso.
Hey!
What's wrong?
There's white miso!
Who did you say that to?
I'll drink it.
And I'll tell you if it's different or not.
It's completely different.
Oh, by the smell.
Oh, the smell is completely different.
You're crazy.
It's completely different!
The one I drank wasn't white miso soup!
It's correct, right?
What?
I didn't know.
I'll drink it boldly.
If you open it, you can't go back.
What's this?
What kind of reaction is this?
Here it is!
What's wrong?
You forgot something!
Here it is!
Oh no!
You haven't been popular all day.
What should we do?
What's wrong?
Wow! It looks like it!
It's white miso after all!
No!
What I drank is not Kyoto's white miso!
That was close!
Yamasaki is more focused than ever!
He's full of confidence and he's cleared four in a row!
Oh!
Again!
What?
This is what I felt!
Oh!
I see.
What is it?
It's fine even if you touch it.
You can't touch this part.
Oh!
That was a kick, wasn't it?
You're hiding it!
Yamasaki is focused and he's showing a quick rush!
It's not a foot throw!
It's a long throw!
He's completely focused and he's cleared five in a row!
This is it!
I'm leaving it!
Why do you think it's that?
I don't know.
Is it this?
Yes.
It's this!
It's not "that"?
Did it increase?
It increased!
It's not a cup!
It's not like that at all!
I wonder if everyone would say something like that...
What I drank is not wakame juice!
That was easy.
That was very easy.
Anyway, is it still a cup?
Yes.
I see.
What?
It's similar!
No!
It's either this or that!
Which one?
The one I drank is...
Nagane-ni-oishii-ne-ja-go-za-i-masEN!
It's either this or that.
Excuse me!
This is the only one left!
That being said...
I'll drink this one.
Okay.
I'll drink this one.
Okay.
It's decided...
That's right.
Namaste.
Thank you.
What is this?
No!
It's either this or that!
The one I drank is...
Katsuo-bushi!
Yes!
I told you I didn't want to say it!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
You did it!
Amazing! Well done!
Do you want to drink it?
I'm sure of it!
Really?
The last challenger is Matsumoto!
His shoe size is pocket one, which is good for disasters.
Will he be able to answer correctly?
I don't really want to do it.
I don't really want it.
I might have gotten it.
It's because it's my favorite flavor.
I see.
It's hard for humans to answer what we don't like.
I see.
But humans do their best to meet what we like.
Now...
I know why Komu laughed.
No, it's Endo.
Endo is a man.
Komu didn't laugh at all.
Can you not be like that?
Okay.
Can you not be like that?
That was a friendly laugh.
It was like a dialect series.
I often hear Komu's laughter and Suga-chan's slapping.
That's not good!
If you slap me...
But it was really good.
I see.
I'll try the high-quality miso soup.
Okay.
Stop it!
Please!
It tastes like clams!
You don't have to shout like that.
It's not like that on TV.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like you're the only one talking.
I don't like it anymore!
I get it.
I don't think it's like that!
It's definitely not like that!
It's like...
The staff's...
The way they're standing...
It's like...
It's like it's about to end.
Is there a role for me?
I don't think it's like that!
I'm going to go!
What you just drank...
is not high-quality miso soup!
Thank goodness!
Why did it have to be like that?!
I don't like it!
If only I'd licked it...
I'm going to try this one.
Beef miso soup.
I'm really curious about this one.
I'm sure it's this.
It's red!
Watch out!
There's nothing left!
You guys are terrible!
You too.
Drink a lot of miso soup and guess from 15 cups.
Thank you.
The taste changes, though.
That's right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's right!
I get it now!
The drink I'm drinking is...
not a heathen miso soup!
That was close!
That was so close!
Matsumoto, who has crossed a huge obstacle,
has been thinking about the correct answer over and over again,
and has cleared four times in a row!
I got it!
I think I know what heathen miso soup is.
You're dressed up nicely.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
There's a lot of things going on, but...
can you take me home for now?
What are you doing?
I'm betting on this!
If it wasn't for you, I'd really go blind.
If it wasn't for you,
I'd really go blind.
I'd really go blind in the dressing room.
This is it.
What I drank was
raw miso soup!
He's coming!
We should end it!
(Laughs)
Thank you very much, sir.
Thank you very much.
(Laughs)
I don't want to breathe much, so I'm going to...
(Laughs)
What is it?
(Laughs)
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