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I didn't want to come here for the second time.
It was three times before.
It's starting to hit.
That's right.
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I thought it would hit.
I thought it would hit if I did this.
That's right.
I might not like it.
That's right.
One, two...
It's getting warm.
I don't think many of you know about me.
What do you mean?
I have a past that I want to talk about.
Really?
Yes.
Have you ever been in a time machine?
No, I haven't.
You don't have one, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
I did.
Again?
I'm in a time machine and I'm talking about the future and the past.
Even now?
I've stopped now.
Since when?
That's a long story.
Actually, I went to an American high school.
What? You went to Teshima Elementary School?
I went to an American high school.
When you were in high school?
Yes, when I was in high school.
When you were in high school, it was interesting.
I went to school on a skateboard.
I did a little bit of imagination games.
There was a scientist who looked like a fool in the neighborhood.
He was an old man.
An old man?
Yes.
He finally made it.
He made a time machine.
There's an old man like that.
You're just a fool.
This is your goal, right?
Isn't it?
It's not like that.
I thought you were just a fool and went to see it.
It's a car. It's a car. That's a big machine.
It's a common story.
It's a car, too.
But when I got it, I was already in the past.
When did you say you were in the past?
It's the '50s.
I'm saying it's the '50s.
I'm serious.
Then...
You fell in love, didn't you?
Who?
What are you talking about?
Who fell in love?
My mom.
Mom?
Mom.
My mom is in the past.
My mom is young in that era.
It's the '50s.
Right?
My mom fell in love with me.
Do you know what I'm saying?
If this happens, I won't be born.
That's right.
Then...
I was in trouble.
I played the guitar.
Who?
I don't know what you're talking about.
When I was young, my dad was there.
He said we had to do something.
We had a party.
I caught up with them.
Your mom and dad.
You should read your own parents.
I caught up with them.
The thunder fell and I came back.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm telling you the truth.
You're drinking too much.
Please believe me.
I'm telling you the truth.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you the truth.
The sun rises from the west and sets in the east.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What happened?
Let's go to the roadside bathhouse.
What time did you go there?
Until nine thirty.
Wait!
Can I tell you about my family?
Why now?
We're a family of four.
My dad...
He's stupid.
That's not true.
You should be sad that your father is watching TV.
My father is stupid!
He's not a qualorus.
I don't know what to say.
I'm really sorry.
What's your final degree?
It's a college.
That's not stupid at all!
Have you heard of it?
It's Bakada University.
What's that?
It's Bakada University.
A few of my friends have been there.
I've heard of it.
It's next to Waseda University.
Oh, that's right!
I've heard of it.
I've been there with my friends.
He has really long arms.
His arms are long!
His arms are long, but...
His sleeves are long!
It's unusual!
And people wearing light blue hats.
Basically, everyone has a nose sticking out.
Is your father an adult?
Yes, he is an adult.
People in my neighborhood are weird.
How so?
They always clean up.
There's one as big as this bamboo stick.
It's like one of the doors is leaking.
How does it help?
It helped me a lot.
When my house is clean and empty...
What about him?
When he talks,
I just hear "re, re, re".
"Re", "re", "re", "re", is it?
"Re", "re", "re", "re", "re", "re", "re", "re",
He likes children and is playing around with them.
But I didn't have much connection with him.
Not connection, but from his voice.
So you avoided him?
You should have told the police.
The police...
They came running and beat me up.
What did you do?
You shouldn't have done that!
I thought I shouldn't do it.
Because he's a police officer in that area.
That's a problem.
What does he look like?
At first, I couldn't see his face.
But when I looked at him...
His eyes...
Were connected.
That's not it!
Some people have their eyebrows connected.
But his eyes...
That's scary!
He lived in a big area.
He moved and died.
I heard a lot of stories.
One, two...
Let's go to the bathroom.
Okay, let's go.
Until nine thirty.
Let's go.
Until nine thirty.
Even if it's nine thirty, it's a little...
It's not busy.
Let's go get a bed.
Excuse me.
What?
We're in a hurry.
It'll be over soon.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
Let's go to the bathroom.
Yes, let's go to the bathroom, but it's not something we can talk about.
What's wrong with you?
Um...
Excuse me.
My dad has a little problem.
Your dad, too?
Yes.
Well, it's a scary organization...
A scary organization...
Well...
It's a don.
Don?
It's a don...
Well, it's a little...
It's a little mixed up with that scary division...
Scary division?
What do you mean?
Well, to put it simply...
It's like a mafia...
What?
It's like that...
I don't think you'll believe me, but...
Cutting a horse's neck and handing it over...
Handing it over?
Cutting a horse's neck and handing it over...
What do you mean?
Well, it's like a mutilation...
Oh...
In a different division...
Yes.
Well, I don't want to get involved in that world.
Of course you don't.
It's scary, isn't it?
No, no...
You know it, don't you?
But it's a pretty long story...
You said it would end quickly.
Yes.
But there's a lot of stuff in it...
Oh, it's scary.
Oh, it's blood.
What is it?
There's a lot of stuff like that...
But in the end...
I...
I'm following you...
Eh, you're following me?!
You're a mafia!
Unfortunately, I'm the mafia's don right now...
What is that?!
I don't know...
That's scary...
*slurping*
Is it over?
I'm really...
I'm sorry about that...
What is it?!
I'm pissed off!
But now it's different...
I'm pissed off!
I'm really sorry!
Farewell, Earth...
When you arrive...
*slurping*
One, two...
*ding dong*
That's amazing!
Let's go!
I really don't need you anymore!
No, no, no...
Well, well, well...
I'll go, I'll go, but...
Wait, wait, wait, sit down.
What is it?!
I really don't have much time...
I have something to say...
Umm...
Metsubou...
Let's go, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Let's go, let's go!
There was a time when I was working hard to stop Metsubou...
W-what about Metsubou?
Earth...
What?!
Earth?!
Umm...you might not believe me, but...
I think I protected Earth a little...
Really?!
You might not believe me, but...
There was a bad...um...well, not a foreigner, but...
He said something about Earth, didn't he?
Yeah, he did say something about Earth...
There was always a foreigner drinking...
He always appeared in places like "Jean Trovision"...
Yeah, he appeared on screen and said something...
Well, he said something like "gentlemen"...
Wait, where are you guys?!
If you say something like that, you won't believe me!
Do you believe me?!
Wait, wait, wait!
Where are you guys?!
Yeah...
Umm...it's a ship...
Yeah, yeah...
A ship called "Yamato"...
Oh, I know it, I know it!
It was famous back in the day...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We were on a battleship called "Yamato"...
Huh?!
You were on a battleship?!
Yeah...
But we were in space...
Huh?!
What?!
Who else was on it?
Well, there was him...
This guy...this woman...
I don't know why she became an adult...
But that ship had a special function...
It warped...
It disappeared and moved forward...
Yeah, yeah...
Right?!
When it warped...
It was pretty beautiful...
Once...
It looked like it was going to explode...
Huh?!
That girl was the only one who laughed...
I don't remember anymore...
Hahaha!
I don't remember...
Huh?!
Well, whatever!
Who cares?!
Seriously...
Hahaha!
You're really...
You're not looking...
Hahaha!
If you say like that...
I don't know anything!
Hahaha!
So...
I don't know anything.
I want to hear your memories.
I want to.
Everyone is...
Everyone is.
Yes.
I'm married, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
Actually...
Before we got married...
I'm curious about it.
We were dating.
What?! No way!
You were dating?
Yes.
And...
About a hundred times.
What?!
That many?!
Were you that hot?!
Were you that married?!
It's none of my business, but about a hundred times...
Did you say no, Hamada-san?
No, I can't say no.
What?!
Every time?!
I'm getting dizzy. I'm getting depressed.
Right?!
I can't say anything.
When you can't say anything...
I don't know what to say.
50 years later...
I want to protect you 50 years later.
That's heavy.
It's heavy.
It's hard.
It's uncomfortable.
It's heavy.
Yes.
And...
I don't know what to say...
But you said yes.
About a hundred times...
You said no, right?!
Yes.
And about the 101st date...
I finally thought about it...
You ran out in front of the truck!
No! No!
That's dangerous!
Why?!
That's dangerous!
I won't die!
Die!
But...
I won't die!
That's what I said.
It's uncomfortable!
I won't die!
Who said that?!
I won't die!
It's like the words of Yami Proposal!
I won't die?!
What do you mean you won't die?!
I love you!
But even in that situation...
I thought about not dying...
I thought about protecting you...
But you can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do the 101st date, either.
You can't do that, either.
But actually...
What?
Hahaha.
In fact, the truth is...
now...
That's disgusting!
♪ We are Asians ♪
♪ гімαδανοodias♪
♪ γімαδανοodias♪
How dare you get this far?!
♪ We are Asians ♪
♪ γімαδανοodias♪
But I still like my mom.
It's been a while.
Mom, it's been a while.
It's these people.
The people who were sent back from last week's holiday.
- These people? - Not all of them.
- Ah, but most of them. - Yes.
- Ah, is that so? - I'm really sorry about that.
If you had allowed me to do it, I would have done it.
But my strength is so weak that I can't return it.
If you could at least give me some anman.
- Anman? - Anman only.
- Ah, anman. - Yes, yes.
My strength is so weak that I can't return it.
Isn't that better?
- Is that so? - Yes.
Are anman and nikuman better?
Whichever you say.
- Ah, is that so? - Yes.
That's right. For me, anman's existence...
It makes me angry.
- Is that so? - What is an anman?
- There are people who like it. - Eh, are you serious?
- Probably. - Eh, are you serious?
- No, those are sweet people who like it. - No, it's sweet, but...
There's no need for it to make you warm.
Recently...
Have you ever said "aah" to someone?
What does it mean? To someone?
To someone.
Does it mean I'm mad at you?
Well, yes, you're mad at me.
No, I'm not.
It's "aah", right?
It's "aah"!
No, it's not.
In my 40 years of life...
I've said "aah" many times, but...
No, you haven't.
I've said "aah" the loudest "aah" I've ever said.
In what situation?
Well...
I couldn't help but say it.
"Aah" this loud...
I don't think I'll say "aah" louder than "aah" until I die.
"Aah"?
Yes.
Tell me about it.
What did you do?
Well...
I was drinking at a bar or something like that.
Right, right, right.
Right?
Yes.
Well, it was a bar with only counters.
Yes, yes, yes.
Two women came in...
Right?
Right.
They were drinking really hard.
Yes.
It seems like it's common in bars like this.
I see.
They were drinking really hard and getting really excited.
Yes.
And one woman said...
Brother's kanji is weird.
"What are you talking about?" I said.
Brother's kanji is weird.
Two women said that.
At that moment, I also...
"Aah"...
I never thought I would say it in such a loud voice.
- Because of that situation... - Because it has nothing to do with me!
- It has nothing to do with me! - That's right.
What are you talking about, old woman?
"It's the other way around!" I thought.
"Leave me alone." I thought.
I didn't care about it at all.
Because of my bad kanji, I put my hand in my sweater and took it off with the old woman.
"What are you doing with your hook?" "In front of you!" "Behind you!" "What are you doing?"
"Waaah!" "Waaah!" I said.
You're so annoying, old woman.
I definitely ignored her.
I ignored her all the time.
- But you know what I'm talking about, right? - Yeah.
- Right? - You know what I'm talking about, right?
I know what you're talking about.
Do it. Do it. Finish it.
At that moment, I still...
I never thought I would say "Aah" in such a loud voice.
- I don't think you would. - I don't think anyone would.
And then my brother took it off again.
"What are you doing?" "I'm not looking."
And then "Waaah!" "Why don't you take it off too?"
"What are you doing?" "I'm not looking."
"Waaah!" "Waaah!" I got so excited.
"Waaah!" I got so excited.
Just leave it like that.
I just glanced at her with that in mind.
Then that old woman said...
Your swimsuit! Your swimsuit! It's your swimsuit!
Aah!
Pen name "cougette-san"
What's that pen name?
It's a question for Matsumoto-san, honorary chairman of the thief association.
Yes.
What is the thing that you are most concerned about when a thief steals?
Ah, that is...
Yes.
There is, isn't it?
You know about it, don't you?
Of course I know about it.
Is it something like "this can't be stolen"?
As expected...
As expected, in terms of humanity, right?
Yes.
That exists, even for thieves.
Ah, I see.
As expected, even for thieves.
As expected, in terms of humanity, right?
Of course.
That exists.
Eh, what is it? Tell me.
Don't think you can ask me such a good question so easily.
If you ask me anything, I'll answer you right away.
Well, well...
I think you're like a drum that plays when you play.
Well, I don't know about that example, but tell me.
What do you mean?
I said...
What do you think?
What is it that you are most concerned about?
What do you think?
Eh, are you thinking right now?
Should I connect you?
No, "are you thinking?"
It's not something you think about, right?
Ah, then tell me.
What is it?
No, tell me.
What are you most concerned about?
What I'm most concerned about?
Yes, about thieves.
I don't know! Are they shoes?