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1st Gaki no Tsukai Ara Ende Chigi Chigi! Shuku Seitan 50th Anniversary!
This is Heipo's Way of Life Quiz!
Now, as Heipo, who has survived half a century this year,
I would like you to try various things in your life.
I would like to present you with the quiz from among them!
Now, let me introduce you to the answers.
Let me introduce you. First of all, Mr. Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Hello.
Is that what a quiz is about?
Well...
You don't like it?
I don't really want to know much about Heipo,
and I would like to end it without knowing as much as possible.
Well, well, well, I'm sorry about that.
Yes, thank you.
Next door, Mr. Yamazaki Hozei!
Well, the staff told me that it was really interesting.
I see.
I'm really looking forward to it.
That's what a person who knows Heipo would say.
Yes, that's what I said.
Yes, that's right.
I said I didn't know if it would reach the audience or not.
I don't think it will reach the audience at all.
Well, thank you for today.
Yes, please.
Next door, Mr. Endo Shozo!
Hello.
Well, it's been a while since I've been so excited just by talking.
That's right.
I can't even talk now!
Now, last but not least, Mr. Tanaka Zaoi!
Yes.
I've been playing the instrument for eight years, but it's become the instrument I'm most interested in.
Well then, let's have the main character appear!
It's the world's Heipo's appearance! Please come in!
This program is brought to you by Godan's sponsors.
Please come in!
She is the world's Heipo's Toshihide Saito.
She is now the lead director of the Japanese Variety Association.
According to her personal profile, she was born on November 16, 1954 and is now 50 years old.
She went to a famous school, Trismita High School.
Her favorite female celebrity is Maria Yamada.
Her celebrity who has been said to be similar is Takeshi Kaga.
In that Heipo's case, let's put a whistle in a flower's hole and see how many seconds it can withstand.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
This man is turning 50 years old this year, but he doesn't look like he's in a good mood.
Next, we'll measure his height.
First of all, please hold this.
Can I wear this?
No, you can't wear it.
What's wrong with it?
No, you don't need it.
This thing is cold!
By the way, in his own profile...
Excuse me, I'm 160cm tall.
What is the truth?
It hurts!
Do it properly!
While saying it hurts, he tried to lift it up a little higher and saw his true nature.
160... Huh?
Don't smash it like that!
It's 156cm.
Even if you make it up, it's only 4cm!
No, it's not 4cm. It's 3 and something.
It's 3.8cm!
It's 4cm!
Okay, let's go!
Here's the question!
After this, Heipo will make an excuse for being short, but what excuse did he make? Please listen!
Yes, everyone!
We just found out a lie!
Wait, what is this?
What is this?
Hamada-san!
What is that?
No, no! It's a Heipo tattoo!
Don't be so serious!
No, no! Please do it again!
Music, please!
Jamu~
You just found out, didn't you?
If you were rejected...
What would you have said?
Matsumoto-san, you go first.
Everyone is deceiving me, aren't they?
Oh, that's funny.
I see. Now, Yamasaki-san.
If it's in the morning, it's there, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Yes, Endo-san.
Until yesterday.
No, "until a little while ago, there was 160cm."
I see. There's a big difference.
Yes.
Now, Tanaka-san.
Isn't 56cm and 60cm the same?
No, we don't look alike at all.
It happened while we were on the move.
I'm sure my height is wrong. I'll tell you for sure.
Your height?
I'm not sure, but it's weird.
It hit me hard.
But I'm sure my height is wrong. I'll tell you for sure.
Well, it doesn't matter now.
It's my height.
Well, it's not a mistake.
No, it's not a mistake.
So, the correct answer was...
Your height is wrong.
Your height is weird.
So, the correct answer was...
Your height is wrong.
So, you still think your height is wrong?
Yes, because my height is around 160cm.
Komazawa Olympic Park Track and Field Stadium.
Here, the public will challenge track and field sports.
There is no hesitation in warming up for high records.
First, they will run and jump.
Then, they will challenge 100cm high.
All right!
They clearly cleared it.
And the bar is 5cm high.
It's not that hard.
Hey!
It's wonderful.
They broke their records.
They broke the tape with a perfect leap.
Next, they will challenge 110m hurdles.
Here, a miracle will happen in parallel.
Ready!
You didn't use anything.
I just stood normally!
Now, here is the question!
After this, how many seconds did Heippo run the 110m hurdle?
Please write it down clearly!
Please stop this!
This is impossible.
Alright, let's go! Everyone, please answer at once!
One, two, don!
Wow, that's amazing!
34 seconds, 50 seconds, 50 seconds, one minute!
Yes!
Madman-san, you're the fastest.
I thought it would be anything and everything!
I see!
50 seconds.
It's also the 50th anniversary.
Is that your own opinion?
No, no, it's not!
If Heippo-san did it...
What's up, what's up?
Gocchi, you look like you're sweating!
Quack, quack!
You're slow.
I see, you can do it like this.
Ow, ow, ow!
Are you retiring?
Retiring?!
No way!
No, no, you can't do it like this.
Look, look, look!
Ow, ow, ow!
My left foot!
Ah, it hurts!
If you get hurt, you're in trouble.
Scary!
And so, the correct answer was...
You can't do it like this.
Look, you know what I'm talking about.
No, I don't!
You've got it all wrong.
You think you can do it, don't you?
I think I can do it a little.
It's true, it's true.
It's true.
Let's move on to the next question.
Go ahead!
Pick up three girls on a website.
Pick up?!
Pick up? What do you mean?
If you pick up three girls on a website...
In the middle of the city?
That's scary!
Right away, in front of Shinjuku,
the police are challenging picking up girls.
In this crowd,
what kind of picking up techniques will the world's police show us?
However...
Without doing anything, 20 minutes have passed since the beginning.
They don't even seem to talk to us.
"What should we do?" "I don't know."
Where do you want me to pick you up?
"Over here?" "Over here?"
Over here?
Anywhere is fine!
It's hard to do!
Why?
I'm in a situation where I have to do it.
What should I do?
Do you have a picture?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Are you waiting for me?
Heipou is not treated at all.
What happened next?
Here is the question.
It's a quick answer question.
What happened to Heipou after this?
What happened?
Well, I think I threw up.
Because of too much tension?
Because of tension and pressure.
No, you're wrong.
You said you had pain in your legs and you threw up.
No, you're wrong.
You were in pain and you went home without telling anyone.
No, you're wrong.
Well, you know, you threw up.
But I think you're right.
No, you're wrong.
So you threw up, didn't you?
No, you're wrong.
So you threw up, didn't you?
You're so little! You're like a kid!
What do you do when you're a kid?
Yes?
Shut up!
After 40 minutes of calling and picking up, the reporter finally gets the call.
"Can I get a call?" "It's really a little difficult, but the atmosphere is unique."
"Unique?" "An old lady is calling me in a weird way." "What do you mean by unique?" "It's tough."
"To be honest, I can't do it." "You can't do it?" "I think it's funny." "It's funny to do it to a chairman."
- Yes, I'm talking right now! - You're doing it all wrong.
Hello! Are you going back already?
Hello! Do you know about the police?
- He's the worst! - Do you know?
Yes, I know.
- Have you ever heard of it? - No.
No? What did you think it was?
The reaction is different when you say it out loud and when you say it out loud.
No, I mean...
Even though Heipo failed to pick up,
if you use the word "kid's servant Heipo", you can claim that it's a good feeling.
So...
Here's a sudden strategy change.
Attack with "kid's servant Heipo".
Hello.
I'm "kid's servant", but do you know me?
Have you ever seen "kid's servant"?
Don't you know me?
Not at all.
Sorry.
Hello.
Do you know "kid's servant Heipo"?
Don't you know me?
Have you ever seen "kid's servant"?
Do you know "kid's servant"?
Do you know "kid's servant" Heipo?
Isn't he angry?
I don't know. You haven't seen "kid's servant", have you?
Isn't it cute?
Suddenly...
Do you know me?
Nobody knows me.
I know you imagine it, but you probably can't make it funny.
What?
I don't have even one thing in me that I can't do.
I don't have anything like "It's a square" in me.
I'm lonely in myself.
I can't do "It's a square" and I'm not funny.
I don't have anything like "It's a square" in me.
"It's a square." is what I can't have.
What are you doing?
So, the correct answer is...
Anyway, it was "sharpened".
Okay, Tanaka-san, you're correct!
It's about time you know "square" now.
Yes, I really know it now.
I really know it now.
I used to be a man.
I know it now.
Next question.
Go ahead!
- Tenko-san. - Yes?
- From now on... - Yes?
- Let's go to an amusement park... - Yes?
...and ride a loudspeaker machine.
I can't do it!
Seriously!
What are you doing?
We arrived at Asakusa Hana Yashiki.
Wow, it's so warm and cozy!
This is Japan's most at-home amusement park,
and you can't take your eyes off of it.
The world of "square" is in full swing.
With help from the staff,
we arrived at the attraction of our choice.
No, I can't do it!
It's called "Space Shot".
I'm scared!
Seriously, it's not okay!
Again with the roller coasters?
This one too?
Not yet!
Is it really okay?
I'll do it...
Wow!
What is that?
It's scary!
It's either fast or slow, so there's no way it's all an ad.
The doctor told me not to do it, and I'm only allowed to ride a roller coaster and go to a haunted house.
What is this? I'm so angry!
What is this?
Okay, here we go!
Okay!
Question!
It's a quick answer question.
After this, Heippo takes an unexpected action.
What did Heippo do?
Again!
I don't know!
Again!
It's been 15 minutes and 20 minutes, right?
And finally, the staff's car broke down and they hit it with a bottle.
They hit it with a bottle and it went up surprisingly smoothly.
Okay!
So, on the contrary, it really broke down, didn't it?
It broke down! It's not right just because it broke down!
What?
It broke down!
It broke down and reported it to Suda-san!
Listen to me, friend!
It doesn't break down for people who can win against themselves.
Is it a child?
That's right!
You're kidding me, right?
You're kidding me, right?!
Why is it only this big?
No, I don't like it.
It's so small!
Huh?!
Why are you threatening me?!
What are you doing?!
That kid is scary!
You're scaring me!
Let me go somewhere!
What are you doing?!
That's enough! You don't have to do it!
Kid! Get out of the way!
And so, the correct answer was "He's mad at the kid."
After 20 minutes of struggling...
Stop it! It hurts! I don't want it!
How about this one?
It's not scary!
It's scary!
Please hold on tight.
It's scary!
Help me!
No! Wait!
What?!
Let's do it again!
No! Stop it!
Right?
Well...
There's no words, right?
There's none.
At first, when that boy did it, he said it loudly, didn't he?
He said "ueh!"
What's that?
I wanted to see it again.
You wanted to see it again, didn't you?
Right?
Ueh!
Eh?
Why are you scaring me like that?
You're scaring me!
Eh?
Now, next is...
Commercial.
Ueh!
Now, second half!
Let's do it with all our might!
What kind of pattern is that?
This...
You know...
Let's end it quickly!
Why?
After this, in the second half, Matsumoto got the correct answer and gained 10 points.
Next, Yamasaki added 10 points and gained a total of 20 points.
And now, the final question!
For now, Yamasaki Hosei-san is in the lead!
Everyone!
Catch up!
Right?
Let's do it!
"What's in the box?" Quiz!
This question is...
What's in the box?
The person who challenges "what's in the box?" will guess the words that will appear during the game.
Since only the correct number of points will be given, everyone will have a chance to turn things around!
Now, the person who will guess "what's in the box?" will be this person!
This is scary.
Yes!
Everyone, at the beginning of the game...
Yes!
Please write down only the words that Hei Pou will say.
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine!
Yes! Go ahead!
Yes, Matsumoto-san first!
Matsumoto aimed at Hei Pou's sweet habit as his mother.
On the other hand, Yamasaki wrote as Hamada-san.
Here and there, the two of them wrote a lot of answers.
By the way, Matsumoto, Yamasaki and Tanaka...
All of them gave the name of "Odoma Director".
Who will get the A-CAM?!
Well, then...
What is inside the box?!
Hei Pou, start!
What is inside the box?!
Hei Pou, start!
What?!
It's not touching!
Straight up and down?!
Nothing is starting!
Uwaaah! Something came out!
Came out?!
It's already there!
Nothing is coming out!
Is it moving?!
I don't know.
Uwaaah! Something came out!
Something came out!
No way!
Maybe you should just go for it.
Yeah, just go for it.
Aaaaah! Ouch! I got bitten! What is this?!
I'm an animal! I can't take this anymore!
I'm going to die!
You're going to die!
I'm about to bite you!
What? What? What?
I'm about to bite you!
You're about to bite me?!
Aaaaah! I can't take it anymore!
You have so much more to say!
Say more! Say more!
Say more!
Is it okay now?
Say something else!
You can't say anything else!
No, you can't.
Aaaaah! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Help me!
Mom!
She said "mom"!
What?
Mom!
If you hit me, I'll bite you.
Can I touch you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like this!
I'll help you!
Let's do it together!
You can't say that to me!
Of course I can't say it.
What? Why?
I don't like it!
It feels good!
The end!
Who was it?
Mr. Saibo, look in the box.
Look in the box.
Momoka-chan, I can't take it anymore.
Now, let's see your correct number of words.
Yes.
What about you, Masumoto-san?
Yes.
Oh!
There are quite a lot of them, but...
That's amazing!
Wow, you said it.
As I thought, you didn't say "big eyebrows".
There are seven of them!
Yes.
What about you, Yama-chan?
I said one...five of them.
Oh, five of them.
Yes.
I said "big eyebrows", didn't I?
Mr. Hamada-san said it.
You didn't say "big eyebrows".
What about you, Endo-san?
I said six of them.
Wow, that's amazing.
Six of them!
Wow, that's amazing.
What about you, Tanaka-san?
I said three of them.
Three of them!
Let's see your total points!
80 points, 80 points, 60 points, 40 points!
The winner is...
Masumoto-san!
Congratulations!
Well, you're going to get something, aren't you?
Yes, I will.
It's a special jumper.
Special...
Yes, for the winner.
What is it?
Hey-po-san...
So, everyone, what do you think about it?
I don't think...
Hey-po-san...
...has changed...
...more than before.
I don't know...
...how different he is now.
But, you know...
...an old man...
...on TV...
...says his voice...
...as if he were his mother.
Hey, don't say that!
Don't say it!
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