AISubs v3.5
The first battle is between Yara and Chiki-chiki and Kitakaze, who are playing for 100,000 yen!
It's cold.
Well, well, well.
Badminton is supposed to be played in this kind of weather.
That's right.
It warms you up.
I have an opportunity.
Downtown and Kokoriko will play against each other.
We don't need Kokoriko.
That's right.
Well, like a motive...
No, no, no.
Show me.
Motive...
If that happens, it will happen more and more in the future.
It will come out more and more.
It will come out more and more in the future.
Today is New Year's Day.
Yes!
The one who gets 15 points wins.
All right!
All right.
Shall we start?
That's all you need for today, right?
That's all you need.
Really?
What do you mean?
It's completely normal.
No, it's all right.
It's all right.
Would you like to touch each chair?
Please sit down for a moment.
Please.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
Please.
Well...
Let's talk about something interesting.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's start with Mr. Kawada.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors mentioned above.
Let's start the speed battle!
All right!
100,000! 100,000!
OK!
All right, let's go!
It's good!
It's good! It's good!
He's still winning!
Wait a minute! Is my voice okay?
You can do it!
Is my voice okay?
Wait a minute!
Why are you still doing this in Japan at this time of year?
What do you know about me?
Oh my!
Are you Itao?
What?
Itao!
What are you doing?
Suddenly, Itao appears in the recording studio of "Gaki no Tsukai".
What is his purpose?
What's up?
I'm doing this now.
It's cold in the dark at this time of year, but are you working out?
Many people are working out, so I'm working out a lot.
I can't do it today.
I'm sorry, but you're putting the camera here.
It's white.
It's all reflected.
No, but I'm only around here.
Why?
No, but I'm only around here.
Really?
But I think you know, but when you're doing it, it all comes in.
I know that, but it takes a lot of life, so I'm a little...
Yes.
What did you sell?
There are only about ten left.
Do you sell only ten?
Yes, we do it for a limited time.
Do you know who made it?
Did you make it?
It can't be helped.
Do you eat the rest?
Yes, we do.
I'll give you the rest.
Really?
Yes, I'll buy it for you.
Thank you very much.
Ten packs?
Yes, ten packs.
How much is it?
One pack is 1,000 yen, so it's 10,000 yen.
It's expensive.
Isn't it a little expensive?
But it's the season.
That's why it's strange.
That's why it sells well.
Ten packs are 1,000 yen, so it's 10,000 yen?
Yes, it's 10,000 yen.
It's less than 10,000 yen.
It's not bad.
Thank you very much.
Thanks to you, it's sold out.
Then it's sold out.
Yes, I understand. Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
No, not at all.
I'm sorry it's sold out, but please do your best.
Yes.
It's expensive.
Is it 1,000 yen?
Thank you for your hard work.
It's sold out.
What should we do if it's sold out?
It sold out at a tremendous speed.
It's fast.
Let's get our minds together.
Let's do it.
What are you doing?
It's sold out.
Let's do it.
It's sold out.
Bowling ball, round and round, would you like a bowling ball?
Bowling ball...
Excuse me! Why don't you stay there?
Bowling ball...
Stay there!
Don't stay here! Go away!
I'll stay here and wait for you.
What are you selling?
Bowling ball.
It doesn't sell.
What do you mean it doesn't sell?
That's...
That's fine.
But...
It sells.
But it did sell.
There's no hole in it.
There's no hole in it!
You can pick it up as you like.
Oh!
It's like this.
Oh, like this.
You pick it up like this.
No, no, no.
With your fingers...
No, you can't.
Just rake it with your fingers.
No, that's impossible for amateurs.
Be radical and pick it up.
How much is it?
5,000 yen.
That's expensive.
You don't know that price.
But...
Using it in a safe way.
That's right, but it's also a business, so I can't make a living if I only have a laughable life.
I think it's bad to sell products like this.
But everyone probably doesn't know the feeling of taking the first strike when you make a hole in your finger with a bowling ball.
Try it once, it's addictive.
You can raise it as much as you like.
If you raise it as much as you like, it's about three.
No, you can't raise it as much as you like.
You have to keep it down.
What do you do with the board? Is it here?
That's right.
Even if you don't do anything, you can still use two or three.
No, it's still quite...
Six?
One is five thousand yen.
It's not that much.
I don't know how much it is.
I don't know.
If it was in Yamazaki, it would be like this.
It's light.
Is it a class driver?
That's right.
Can you open it with this?
It says so.
It probably won't open with this.
I don't think it's bad.
Tsukuya-san.
What do you think?
The shooting isn't over yet.
It'll be over in a little while.
That's right.
Ita-san, can I buy this?
Six of them?
Yes, six.
Six of them?
Five thousand yen, right?
Yes.
So you're done with the board?
That's right. It's gone now.
Thank you very much.
You can use it.
That's right.
Please use it for the opening.
Thank you very much.
So it's 60,000 yen now.
60,000 yen.
If you buy it.
It's so fast when you buy it.
It's fast.
It's not expensive at all.
- Come on! - Oh, no!
- OK! - Oh, I did it! I did it! I did it!
- Hey, don't do it! - Hey!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- No!
- Oh, no!
- Yoshiba! - Yes!
- Picture with your family! - Yes!
- Hey! - No, I can't do it!
- What did you say? - Picture with your family...
...warming and cozy!
I don't need it anymore!
Taro-san...
Taro-san!
I don't have this quality!
What is this?!
What is this?
How is it?
What do you mean "how is it"?
What is this?!
It's a family photo!
What did you do with it?
I collected various things...
If you like, I still have it.
Look at it.
Where's the watch?
I don't need it!
Will it sell?
I don't like it!
I don't like it that it's not my own family!
Who is it?
It's Machida-san.
Do you know each other?
No, we don't know each other...
Mino-san, you're sold out.
You're sold out.
Who bought it?
What do you think of this?
It's a twin.
Someone else took it.
That's right.
By the way, how much is it?
Let's see...
If it's around here...
Yes, it's 10,000...
It also includes the price...
1,500...
It's expensive.
1...
2...
3...
Is it worth it?
That one...
It's really blue, but...
Oh, you're using it?
But it's a little...
It won't sell.
It's something I value.
Is it worth it?
No, it's mine.
It's something I buy and value.
It's not for sale.
It's like this...
Does it sell well?
Sometimes it sells well...
But not today...
I don't know what to do...
I have to work harder...
I think I have to work harder.
Even if you work hard...
Honestly, you'll sell well.
I'll work hard.
I don't think you'll sell well.
Even if you work hard, you won't sell well.
A picture like this...
If it's 5 o'clock, it'll sell well.
Does it sell well until 5 o'clock?
Target?
I'm not used to it.
Is it all?
No, it's not.
It's gone recently.
Isn't there one for about 5,000 yen?
Really, as a service...
This...
The best macaroons.
I'll do it for you.
Really?
This is 5,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry, it's a little ugly, but...
Yes, it's okay.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Please take it.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Um...
Yes.
Please do your best.
Yes, I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Okay, let's get our heads together.
Let's go!
It's 10 o'clock!
It's cold, it's cold.
Go!
Okay!
I'm blowing my nose.
It's the same score again!
Okay!
I'm counting on you!
Okay, go!
Okay!
Oh, nice!
You're good!
Oh, rally, rally, rally!
Okay!
Nice!
Alright, let's go!
How are you young people?
From 150cm to 175cm, how are you young people?
Stop right there!
No, but if we stop here and don't say anything...
This is the best place, right?
What is this?
What are you talking about?
No, um... young people.
How are you young people?
Young people... are you talking about entertainers?
Entertainers and staff young people...
Staff young people?
Staff young people...
Young people...
Youngest young people?
Oh, this person.
No, young people.
Wait a minute.
Where are you looking?
Young people in front of the camera.
Oh, staff young people.
Are you writing something?
Probably.
What are you doing?
Oh, this person is an entertainer.
Huh? You surprised me.
What's so funny about it?
I think it's funny because you're an entertainer.
I didn't do anything!
Your reaction was funny.
What's so funny about it?
Is it funny?
Can you do anything?
Well, you're an entertainer, so you can do it.
Is it like a test?
Oh, not at all.
Hey, you guys...
Come forward.
Thank you very much!
We're checking the cabbage!
This is cabbage!
Contents!
Additional!
Yes!
Forward, forward, forward!
Alright, go!
You're late!
You're late...
This is what it looks like.
If you don't mind...
How much is it?
Well, a pair is 10,000 yen and a pin is 5,000 yen.
Since you're here...
Here you go.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
He's not laughing at all.
Shut up!
(laughing)
There's no way I can do it!
If I could, I'd sell it!
(laughing)
Excuse me!
But it's impossible to keep an entertainer in our show, right?
Right.
Isn't there anyone like Mr. A.D.?
Why is it written in such an ugly way?
I don't even know what it says.
But he could do it, right? Even Mr. A.D.?
He's not an entertainer.
But you know...
Is it okay for him?
Yes.
It's 5,000 yen.
I'll buy it or hire him.
(laughing)
I think you can do it.
If you like, please look at the price, too.
It's 5,000 yen, right?
Yes.
Excuse me.
So you'll hire him?
Yes, I'll hire him.
Excuse me!
Hey, you!
Yes?
It's already over.
Are you playing badminton?
If you don't stop, you'll get in trouble.
Excuse me.
Please.
Do your best.
(laughing)
Is it okay?
Do your best.
So you're starting today, right?
You should start working right away.
Is it okay?
(clearing throat)
That woman's aura doesn't end at all.
(clearing throat)
(laughing)
Here we go!
All right!
Hey!
Do your best!
Hey!
(whistle blowing)
Wow!
Okay, okay, okay!
It's windy.
Nice serve!
All right!
Oh, a little more!
Forward!
Just say it already!
I'll continue.
What?
It stopped again.
Ito! Don't stop there!
Dafu-san! What's with "no bun, yaki, mo"?
Well, for now...
With "no bun"...
It's like you can watch them dance.
Like "no bun, shabu-shabu" and stuff like that.
I don't like it that much, but...
It's my job, so...
Sweet potatoes are definitely good.
Even just sweet potatoes...
How much is one sweet potato?
1,500 yen.
Well...
It's a little more expensive than regular sweet potatoes.
But there's also the entertainment aspect of it.
If it's 6 of them...
But if it's like this...
If it's just one, you can already see it.
The entertainment aspect of it.
You can already see who's going to buy one.
If it's like this, I don't mind.
But even if it's 6 of them...
I don't mind.
9,000 yen.
Well, 10,000 yen is fine.
6 of us.
It's expensive. 9,000 yen is 1,500 yen.
10,000 yen is fine.
If it's 6 of them...
10,000 yen is fine.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
By the way, I'm not wearing underpants.
I'm not wearing underpants.
Look at his face!
I'm not wearing underpants.
I'm wearing underpants.
I'm not wearing underpants, either.
Your dancing is great.
Okay, no puns.
Red and blue!
There's no difference.
There is.
There's another color for tomorrow.
Okay, thank you.
It's fine.
I can't see anything.
What?
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
I'm sorry.
Don't stay here!
I'm sorry.
I know it's a terrible habit.
I know.
I'll be careful.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
It's cold.
It's colder than usual.
It's colder, right?
It's colder than it is now.
It's true.
This is...
That music is a little annoying.
It's annoying.
That music is better than...
It's not bad.
It's a serial girl.
With 2 points...
Alright!
We'll win!
Alright!
Let's go!
Here we go!
It's the last song of the day!
Alright! It's the last one!
Alright!
It's a bit boring.
It isn't.
What does it mean?
It means...
To withdraw money...
Strong stuff...
What shall we do?
To withdraw money...
Is it OK now?
Recycling waste.
What?
Itao-san, what?
We also do something like recycling waste.
What kind of waste do you recycle?
Anything we don't need anymore.
Do you have any copper bullets?
No, we don't have any.
We sell them, but...
How much do you give us?
Well...
That's complicated...
About 500 yen each.
But if you say that...
Your family picture...
Your ID...
Well...
I'll take them all.
Let's go upstairs.
Can we?
Yes!
Thank you!
This is a delivery collector.
It's not moving.
It's sticky.
Let's go home.
Wait a minute.
Yomei and Musubi are doing something suspicious.
He took it!
This is the worst.
This is definitely the worst.
I can't watch this anymore!
These guys...
I'm going to kick you!
The 2004 new version of "Talk Debayashi" has finally been completed!
I'm an Asian Papillon!
I'm also an Asian Papillon!
I knew it.
Next week's announcement! "Talk Debayashi"!