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This year, we'll have another annual New Year's party.
The 15th party.
We've been friends since we were kids, and we'll celebrate the New Year together in 2004!
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This year, we've had our 15th party.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the general secretary.
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I'm Iwasaki Hosei!
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We have a special guest with us.
He has more work, but his sense of humor has improved.
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Hang in there!
Next up...
This year's most likely-to-disappear duo, No. 1 Shinagawa Shouji!
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Next up...
He's the white high priest of Gaki-no-Tsukai.
He's Mr. Yamada!
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Thank you.
Next up...
He's the mascot of Gaki-no-Tsukai and Arahende.
Welcome, Downtown!
Thank you!
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Today, we have no jokes.
It's tough, but...
We've been making jokes since we debuted in 2018.
(Laughter)
We'll make you laugh.
One, two...
Thank you!
This program is brought to you by Godan's sponsors.
The New Year's party has begun again this year.
As everyone celebrates last year's New Year's Eve,
only happy people celebrate the beginning of a new year.
Is Shoji in a good mood?
At any time, alcohol proceeds at a high pace.
You're not drinking, are you?
I'm drinking.
What?
I'm drinking.
Hey, senpai.
Yes, senpai.
Drink up!
Cheers!
Where are you looking at?!
Why are you looking at the lighter?!
That's why I don't like people from Kanto.
Don't mess with me!
I drink every year.
Suddenly, Yamasaki started talking about his grand goal for this year.
If you participate in the R-1, you'll never win, right?
No, I mean, if you win, I'll make a hole in your noses.
Make a hole in your noses?
If you make a hole in my nostrils, it'll be a mess.
I'll make a hole in your nostrils.
Once a year, we have Shinshun Manzai Day!
License, please!
Now, let's go to the lottery.
Look forward to the New Year's party! Manzai Battle!
25 talent staff members will draw cards with numbers on them,
draw lots and choose 5 teams,
and each team will perform their original manzai!
First, we'll choose one person!
Please!
Stop!
Number 18!
Who's number one?
Number 8!
And the first one is the new director, Eraser!
I don't like erasers!
Now, please!
Number 6!
Who?
His partner is his manager, Tajima!
Now, for the second team...
Number 8!
And his partner is...
Number 13!
Now, for the third team...
Number 12!
Hotohara!
After the rain, it's Hotohara!
His partner is Kubo, the first-time artist!
Now, for the fourth team...
Number 20!
Minasaburo!
And their partners are...
No. 11!
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto and Miyasako will form a duo!
It's harder than I thought for Miyasako and me!
How will it be?
I'm looking forward to it!
And their last duo is...
No. 5!
First, Kokoriko and Endo!
And their partners are producer Kobayashi!
No. 3 is hard!
Because it's not funny!
Endo! Endo!
One more! One more!
It's fine if it's not Shinagawa!
No, it's definitely not!
Because Shinagawa likes manzai!
If it's a story from last year's M-1, it's fine!
In the end, Shinagawa and Miyasako will form a duo!
So, what do we do?
Let's just do it!
Why!?
We let Hamada join such a weak duo.
Why!? It's decided by ourselves!
You geniuses!
What do we do!?
If you like it, let's go.
If you don't like it, let's go.
So, Hamada joins such a dangerous amateur duo.
The theme of the comedy is "kaktougi boom"!
And the second theme is "Kanaka and Yamasaki", and the theme is "oreore fraud"!
The third theme is "Kotohara and Kubo's first appearance", and the theme is "tripia boom"!
The fourth theme is "Matsumoto and Miyasako's first collaboration", and the theme is "manifest"!
The fifth theme is "Endo and Kobayashi", and the theme is "Matsui is a major player"!
And the sixth theme is "Komono and Shinagawa and Hanshin championship"!
Let's move on to the best and make a joke!
As someone involved in comedy, I can't slip up!
What kind of joke can we make!?
Hanshin championship...
I can't do it anymore!
So, let's get started!
Let's do it in one group!
Hamada, Keshigoku and Tajima, and the theme is "kaktougi boom"!
Let's go!
I'm the class president!
I'm the backboard!
I'm the student council president!
Seriously...
Last year, martial arts were really popular.
That's right.
This year...
The world champion Mike Tyson will be popular.
That's right.
Every song is about martial arts.
That's right.
What will happen to TV?
But there's one thing I'm disappointed about.
What is it?
It's hard to tell who will win.
Ah! It's hard to tell who will win!
It's hard to tell.
You might be right about that.
That's why I came up with an easy-to-understand martial art.
Seriously?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?!
Yes. If you play rock-paper-scissors and win, you'll play rock-paper-scissors.
That's all.
I see.
That's also easy-to-understand.
I'll try it.
You'll try it?
Yes.
Okay, let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
That's good.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You!
You're so mean!
I haven't seen you play yet!
I don't like this!
There's one more thing I came up with.
Seriously? Tell me about it.
Tai-kick battle.
Tai-kick battle?!
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
It's a simple tai-kick match.
I see! It doesn't matter if you win or lose!
It doesn't matter.
That's good. Let's try it.
Yes.
Let me do it.
Ei.
Wait, show man, that hurts.
Why?
Aiye.
It hurts!
Aiye.
It hurts!
Men of you, do something!
Thank you so much for coming!
Tajima-kun only had small words like "eeiii"
- Poor guy - He apologized right away
It was refreshing
The song is by Endo-san and Kobayashi-san
The song is "Matsui Major"
Let's hear it!
Thank you!
- I'm Endo. - I'm Kobayashi.
- Together, we're P. Panaz. - I'm Gokori.
- We go out for drinks a lot. - We're aware of that.
I don't have to say it, but we do go out for drinks.
- I like baseball, too. - I love it.
Last year and the year before, I watched a lot of baseball games and did my best.
- But I thought I'd do that. - You did?!
- Yeah. - Oh, really?!
- Why? - It's Godzilla, right?
- Yeah. - It's Mechagodzilla, right?
- Yeah. - It's Mothra, too.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about!
- Gah! - I won't do Gah!
- I won't do it!
- I'm talking about Godzilla from New York! - New York?
- I did my best in New York! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- New York, right? - You can't do that in New York!
- I did my best in New York! - But it's all CGI!
- I forgot about Godzilla in the movie! - Gah!
I won't do Gah, okay?!
While I was dancing, my tension suddenly dropped!
- What are you talking about? Godzilla is Matsui! - Matsui, right?!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Matsui, right?! - I'm going to New York this year, too!
- Matsui Kazuo! - Oh, you two are close, right?!
- Yeah, we've been friends since I was little! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Little Matsui is going to New York! - Ah, little, right?!
- He's doing his best! - But what about "little"?!
- Does that mean I can't use a nickname?! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Why can't I use "little" in "Godzilla"? - No!
- Oh, really?! - If you come with "Godzilla"...
- It's "mini-ra", right?! - So, you know...
- Gah! - It's not "Gah-oh"!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Let's move on to the third round! - Yeah!
- With Hosei and Tanaka, the topic is "oreore fraud"! - Thank you!
- Go ahead! - Thank you!
- Hello, I'm Yama-chan! - I'm Tanaka!
- We are "homujuran" together!
- I don't agree with you, but...
- Well, last year we had a lot of incidents!
- The incident that broke my heart the most was "oreore fraud"!
- No, you shouldn't say that...
- You know it?! - Yeah!
- The incident that you asked me to prepare 2 or 3 million yen! - No, you shouldn't say that...
- "Oreore fraud"! Let's do it right now! - Yes!
- Hello? - Hello?
- It's me... - Who are you?
- It's me! - Who are you?!
- It's "oreore fraud"! - You shouldn't say "fraud"!
You shouldn't say "fraud" now!
- I'm begging you! - Yes!
- Your phone! - Brrrr!
- Gacha! - Gacha!
- Hello? - Gacha!
- You said "gacha" once! - I said "gacha" once!
- It has nothing to do with "oreore fraud"! - What are you doing?!
- "oreore fraud"... - It has nothing to do with it!
- I'm "oreore fraud"! - Can you do it?!
- I can do it! Brrrr! - Brrrr!
- Brrrr!
- Your phone! - Gacha!
- Hello? - Hello?
- It's me! - Who are you?!
- It's you, right? - Yes, but...
- It's me! - So, who am I?!
- No, it's me! - You can't touch me!
- Your phone! - Yes!
- Brrrr! - Your phone!
- Gacha! - Hello?
- Brrrr! - Brrrr!
- Both of you are old ladies! Why are you doing this for the third time?!
- I won't do it for the first time!
- Follow me! - Okay!
- Brrrr!
- Gacha! - Hello?!
- Is that voice yours?! - Yes, it's mine!
- Is it really yours?! - Yes, it's mine!
- If it's you, please do the same as you always do!
- I'm Tommy Itch!
- You're not my friend!
- I don't want to touch you right now!
- Change it! - Change it?
- Please! - Okay, I got it!
- Gacha! - Hello?!
- Is it you, old lady?!
- Is it you, old lady?! It's me, old lady!
- It's me! - Is it you, Hiroshi?!
- Yes! - Is it you, Hiroshi?!
- I want you to prepare about one million yen!
- Why do you need one million yen?!
- Because of an accident! - What kind of accident?!
- Yes! If you have to pay one million yen for that, please send me one million yen!
- Huh?! What kind of accident?! - That's long... - That's scary...
- I, I, just for fraud...
- Around here...
- I would like to fraud you! - Huh?!
- I feel like I'm an icon now!
This is tough.
Thank you very much!
Let's have that convenience store do it again next year!
The songs are "Hotowara" and "Kubo" and the theme is "trivia boom"! Here we go!
- Hello, I'm Hotowara! - I'm Kubo!
- Together we are "Beach Boyz"! - Beach Boyz!
- I'm worried about you! - You look like you're up to something!
- Are you okay? - It's a daily routine.
Daily routine is normal!
Well, this year has started but last year there were a lot of things!
Especially when it comes to shows, there were some that you were right about!
- There were! - Right? Trivia, that's fun!
- It was fun! - You can learn a lot of trivia! Do you have any trivia?
- I don't care about trivia! - What do you mean?
If I can do manzai, it means I want to do impersonations!
- No, you can't do impersonations of trivia! - Let me impersonate you today!
- Who are you impersonating? - Takami Zakari!
- Takami Zakari is a popular reporter now! - Do it!
You don't have one? You don't have one?
That's it?!
- Do you have to do it over and over again?! - I still have one!
It doesn't look like you! Can you do one that looks like you?!
- Suiken! - Suiken from Jackie? - Yes!
The beginning is hard! This is hard!
What is this? Is this Suiken? Are you okay?!
There are a lot of comedians who want to be on TV!
If you come out like that, we'll be in trouble, too!
- But this is the last one. - What do you mean, "last one"?
- Do Bruce Lee. - Bruce Lee? - Bruce Lee. - Please!
- Oh, my! - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's high-pitched! I won't let you stop! - Oh!
A collaboration of dreams and simulacrum! Finally, Matsumoto and Miyasako duo appear!
- I'm Gokuime! - Yes!
- Matsumoto and Miyasako will sing "Manifesto"! - Yes!
- Please! - Yes!
Good evening, everyone.
Today we will study "Manifesto" together with you.
We invited "Manifesto" researcher, Mr. Wonma "Koshihikari".
- That's my story. - Then, let's get started.
"Manifesto" when you forget something and remember it in the morning.
See you later!
"Manifesto"!
Thank you.
"Manifesto" when you are thinking and someone stops you.
That's weird.
Sir?
- Sir? - What?
Are you blind?!
"Manifesto" when you fall from a high place.
"Manifesto"!
"Manifesto" when you fall from a high place.
"Manifesto"!
"Manifesto" when you go to a cafe in the middle of summer.
Excuse me.
"Ice Manifesto".
Hey!
"Manifesto" when you meet your ex-girlfriend in a beauty salon.
Manifesto
"Manifesto" when you enter McDonald's
"Fillet-O-Fish" as a set
1000 yen
Please give me a receipt
Because now...
In Miyasako
No. 4
Here you are
Thank you
Manifesto
"Manifesto" when you meet your ex-girlfriend in a beauty salon
Manin
Feston
"Feston" "Feston" "Manin"
"Manin" pulled out "Feston", didn't he?!
"Manifesto" when you receive a call
Maniririririn
Manin
"Manifesto" when you're driving
Manin
Manifeston
Manifeston!
Manifesto!
Thank you very much!
- This is the 6th question! - Yes!
- Shinagawa Shoji-san has won "Hanshin"! - Yes!
- Here is the question! - Yes!
- Alright! I'll do my best! - I know you want to do it, but...
- Last year, "Hanshin" won! - That's right!
- I haven't won "Hanshin" for 18 years! - Me too!
- To be honest, I think 18 years is a long time! - Yes!
- 18 years is a long time! - Yes, it is!
- 18 years is a long time! - Yes!
- 18 years is a long time! - Shut up!
- I think it's important to say "18 years" once!
- Yes! - Shut up!
- You! - Yes!
- If I say "18 years" for real... - Jun!
- 18 years is a long time! - Shut up!
- I won't join you! - You idiot!
- I won't join you! - If you say "18 years", you'll join us!
- I'm scared! I won't join you! - You're so funny!
- If I say "18 years", I won't join you! - Join us!
- I'm scared! I won't join you! - You're so funny!
- I'm glad I did it with you!
But in the end, the support is amazing, right?
Because you're a passionate fan.
I'll do it!
It's a reversal chance!
Come on!
I can't hold it anymore.
Come on!
You're too long!
It was long? What should I do?
Make it shorter.
Make it shorter?
Come on!
It's too short!
Make it longer!
It's too long!
But I think...
What is it?
You're all really good guys.
What is it with you?!
Thank you!
Yama-chan and Tanaka won't be here next year, either.
What?!
Look at us.
Miyasako is gone.
What?!