AISubs v3.5
Today, I want to see the audience's smiles!
Not like that, I want to see more smiles!
I want to see smiles.
I am Yoshimoto Industry's Arandron Endo.
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, next person!
Before the performance, I wanted to hear the voice of a child, so I called.
The child said, "Come again!"
Is it a relative of yours?
Is it a comedian?
Is it a comedian, Zurumuke Pocchari?
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, next person!
At "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende", we all drew omikuji.
Many times in a row, it was today.
Until I die, it will always be today.
I am the comedian, Kogoriko Tanaka!
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, next person!
Recently, when I walk in the city, there are many people who ask me to touch their hair.
And when I touch it, I brush it off.
I'm a comedian, Mano-niichan.
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, last but not least, this person!
The other day, when I went to Gotanda, I brushed my hair back five degrees.
I'm Yoshimoto Zuichi, a former weather-type comedian.
Yes, nice to meet you!
I'm asking for self-introduction. Are you guys okay today?
We're fine!
Don't do it!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
First of all, without asking questions, quick quiz!
I'm not going to ask you questions about quizzes!
Everyone, guess the question and say your answer.
Even if it's this kind of question, guess it and say your answer!
There's a quick answer button, so press it!
This is difficult.
I don't know the question...
Well, of course we expect an interesting answer!
The audience will know the question, so the audience's laughter is...
...the answer.
It's not like "correct!"
Oh, I see!
What a simple conversation!
Okay, let's go!
Everyone...
What is it?
The first question is...
This is difficult.
It's okay, right?
It's difficult.
It's okay, right?
Okay, let's go!
Quick answer!
Topcorn Shouichi.
Correct!
I wanted to do this!
It's no use.
I want to play a little more.
I see, I see.
Okay, let's go next.
I see.
Okay.
Okay, quick answer!
Okay, Masato-san.
Shiro-shou-zoku-shuu-dan. (Shiro-shou-zoku-shuu- dan)
Wrong!
It's okay if it's correct, but I want to play a little more.
Shiro-shou-zoku-shuu-dan?
Wrong!
Shiro-shou-zoku-shuu-dan?
What is this?
Is that all you have?
You don't have to be particular about it.
Borg.
Are you okay?
That, right?
Bion, Bion, Bion...
Bion, Borg...
That's okay, too.
It's difficult.
Onodera Akira.
You don't know if it's that or not, do you?
Ah!
Shu Tomitaka.
Who is it?
I know Tomitel, but I don't know who Tomitaka is.
Isn't that enough?
Ah, I see.
No, well...
If you say it's a person, I don't know if it's that or not.
It's not a person?
I think there are parts where it's not a person.
Salt and pepper.
I want to get this one right, too!
What?
It's like a propaganda.
It's not like that!
Don't trick me!
What?
Don't trick me.
What? What is it?
Yes.
Um...
A face for business.
Correct!
More correct!
I see! I see!
That's it!
In the end, you said it!
It's business.
You don't have to go that far.
Okay! Next question.
Here!
It's okay, right?
Everyone's reaction when they heard the question is...
Okay, Hayabushi!
Go ahead!
Neck!
That's right!
Neck!
Neck?
It's nothing!
I see!
I did it! But I'm a little happy!
That's right!
I'm happy!
I'm not very happy!
Let's go as far as we can!
I did it before, didn't I?
I'll give you a question.
Please do it.
If you can't do it anymore, please press this button.
You're doing well.
The person with the shortest time will receive a penalty.
That's all.
In this corner, you need to change your underwear.
Why?
You'll get wet.
You'll sweat a lot.
Let's start with Yama-chan!
Yama-chan's question is...
Kasu-dance!
Why did you all say "wow" at once?
This is...
I'll say it again...
I can't watch this!
It's so cold!
It's hard to press the switch.
It's hard.
It's not a number.
It's not a number and you didn't set a goal!
Scary! Scary!
You have a scary face!
Yama-chan, are you ready?
Yes!
Then, Yama-chan...
Let's go as far as you can!
Ready...
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
You can't do it! You can't do it!
Then, let's reduce the time by 1 or 2 seconds.
It's so cold!
Let's make it 11 seconds.
It's so cold!
It's cold even after this.
Then, Endo!
What is it?
I'll announce Endo's question!
Endo's question is...
Water sword!
This is...
This is also...
It's like a water sword that fell from the top of a cliff.
Well, Yama-yaki is not missing.
Yama-yaki, you're making weird noises.
What's that?
The way you're sliding isn't pretty either.
It's like you're in the middle of nowhere.
Why do you say that?
It's like you're in the middle of nowhere.
Are you okay?
Then, Endo, is it okay?
You're not good at this.
Yes!
Please!
Then, Endo!
Let's go as far as you can!
Ready...
Go as far as you can!
Good job!
I'm cold!
And I...
I'm sorry, I don't know anything!
This is dangerous.
Next, Miyasako!
Miyasako's answer is...
"Elimaki lizard imitation"!
This is bad.
Really?
Yes, it's unique.
The collar...
There's no collar!
There's a collar.
It's long. 11 seconds or 15 seconds.
Wait a minute.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm going!
Good!
Miyasako, let's go as far as you can!
Ready...
1...
No, no, no!
No, no!
Why didn't you do it?
Why didn't you do it!?
You couldn't do it!
Scary, scary, scary.
Scary.
Scary, scary, scary.
What should I have done?
I can't do it anymore.
What am I doing?
I can't do it anymore.
It's an accident, an accident.
Okay, Tanaka!
Tanaka's topic is...
washing machine impersonation.
What's that?
That's the worst.
What's that?
Washing machine impersonation?
But you should have done it with the image of a washing machine.
No, no, no.
I don't have that qualification.
Not at all.
Yes!
It's different from that time.
Okay, Tanaka!
Let's go as far as you can!
Ready!
Scary, scary, scary.
He was greedy.
He took it out when he washed it.
I washed it properly.
Alright, I think I can get over 9 seconds.
Now, Otojan.
Yes.
Otojan's topic is...
A child who is depressed in front of a toy.
What is that?
What?
This is embarrassing.
A child who is depressed.
This is what I hate the most now.
The more you get excited and slide, the sadder you get.
I probably don't get that much.
Just leave it.
Alright, let's do it.
Otojan, are you ready?
Let's do it, Otojan!
Let's go as far as you can!
Ready...
Ah!
Alright, it's the same.
One more time?
One more time...
Ah!
Wow, it's tough!
Alright!
Come on!
Alright!
Come on!
You can do it!
Shut up!
Alright!
Come on!
Shut up!
You can do it!
Shut up!
You can do it!
Alright!
Help me!
It can't be helped!
I lost!
Let me do it one more time!
Why are you sweating so much?
It can't be helped!
No, no, no...
Yamane's ability is terrible!
No, no!
What are you doing?
It's a penalty!
It can't be helped!
What kind of penalty is it?
It depends on what the penalty is.
He was beaten up normally!
Oh, come on!
Quick words!
Don't bite me!
Everyone, we will now
give you a variety of quick words.
Don't bite me with a loud voice!
Please go ahead.
It's a simple story.
As you bite, your machine will come here.
It can't be helped!
If you go from here and go to Masumoto-san,
you will go back to Yamane-chan.
It can't be helped!
If you continue, it's fine.
If you don't bite, it's fine.
The first topic is this!
Luxurious...
Luxurious yukata.
Let's go!
Ready!
Luxurious yukata.
Luxurious...
I hate it!
Wait a minute!
Luxurious yukata.
From Aiyama-chan.
Luxurious...
Luxurious yukata!
Luxurious yukata yukata!
I hate it!
No one says it at all.
What is this?
It's hard to say.
From Aiyama-chan.
Luxurious yukata!
Genius!
I said it!
It's hard to say it all of a sudden.
Ready!
Yukata.
There's no yukata!
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Let's go to the next topic.
I'll go from there!
From there!
Next topic is this!
Milco Cro Cop's child, Milco Cro Pop.
What?
Milco Cro Cop's child, Milco Cro Pop's child, Milco Cro Pop's child.
What?
This is okay, right?
Wait a minute!
Let's go!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
Mom!
Let me say it! Let me say it for once!
Here we go!
I said let me say it for once!
You're suddenly saying it.
Of course! Of course!
But it might be better than before.
Here we go!
Ready...
Mirco Black Pop's Mirco Miro Pop!
Mirco Eye Pop!
Eye Pop! Eye Pop!
I hate you! I hate you!
Dad, let me say it!
No! No! No!
Let me say it! Let me say it!
Here we go!
Eye Pop!
I said it first!
You said you said it first!
This line became like a X.
Here we go again!
It's fairness.
I know.
Here we go again!
I said it first!
Ready...
Mirco Black Pop's...
It's Mirco!
Mirco!
It's Mirco!
It's not Mirco!
It's embarrassing!
Earlier,
earlier,
earlier, fairness
fairness, became like a cross.
What's going on?
So...
So... is it over?
Do it! Do it!
Go!
I hate you!
Okay!
The next line is...
Hitoshi Hishochi's...
Making stew alone!
Hitoshi Hishochi's...
Making stew alone!
Hitoshi Hishochi's...
Making stew alone!
Are you making stew...
Yourself?
Yes
Yanajda!
Hitoshi Hishochi's...
Making stew alone!
Nice one!
You shouldn't go that far...
Yes, I won't bite you anymore!
Boom!
No!
No, Taiyo!
I don't like it anymore!
The next topic is...
Warm, shoulder-tapping machine.
Will they be able to survive without biting?
The first one to try is...
Miyasako will go first.
Is that so?
Yes.
Warm, shoulder-tapping machine!
Isn't there a lot of "ki"?
"Ki" is too much.
"Ki" is not too much.
Yes!
What is this?
It's stuck in my throat!
It's stuck in your throat?
It's stuck in your throat.
Ah!
It was sour.
What was sour?
You ate it with your whole body.
I can't do it anymore!
What do you mean "sour"?
I can't say it, but I can't do it anymore!
The next tongue-twister is...
I don't like it anymore!
Super-luxury-passenger-line-ticket-taker-line
What?
Super-luxury-passenger-line-ticket-taker-line
This is tough.
Let's start with Yama-chan.
What?!
Super-luxury-passenger-line-ticket-taker-line
Ready...
Super-luxury-passenger-line-ticket-taker-line
It's not "taker-line", it's "taker-line".
Ero!
I hate you!
It hurts...
I feel like I'm being taken away.
Hey you, you're too much! Do it one more time!
It's that hard?!
Hey you!
Give me my kimono back!
What?
You can't say it like that!
You know...
Take your pants off!
Why?!
Go do it yourself!
Do it yourself!
What are you saying?
Look at this!
Look! Look!
Ready...
Super-luxury-passenger-line-ticket-taker-line
Put your hands up!
Ready...
Go!
Thank you very much!
- We did it! - We did it!
- What's this pleasure?! - We did it!
- Let's do another one. - What?!
What's up with you?
The next topic is...
This is difficult. First time going out of the office.
- Okay, starting with Miyasako. - What?!
It's me... it's me...
What is it? Tell me!
If it's Miyasako...
Okay, Miyasako! Ready!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
Amazing!
Okay, Dama!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
Shut up!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
Okay, Yama-chan!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
Okay, end!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
- Okay, I'm back! - What?!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
Okay, Tanaka-ha!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
- Is it good? - Yes!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
Damn it!
- Hama-chan, first time going out of the office! - Me!
- You're driving too much! - I'm too excited!
- You're driving too much! - I am!
- You're drifting too much! - I am!
- I don't need to be excited about anything! - You don't need to be excited about anything!
- You just have to... - I AM NOT EXCITED!
- I MUST TAKE A SHOWER!
Remember! Connect! Dancing!
I've done this before.
Make two bars of dance and connect them.
Can I say one thing?
Is this a big cut?
Yes, it is.
There's a difference, right?
If you don't remember it,
Look at this!
Wow!
It's a f***ing machine!
Why is the staff concentrating on the lower body?
If you cross here, it will go up.
It's more painful than the previous one.
That's all I can say.
Good luck!
Let's do it!
Let's start with Matsumoto-san.
Ready!
Yes!
It's difficult!
My legs are sprained.
You didn't have to say anything at first.
I remembered!
Let's do it again. Ready!
What's the last one?
It's easy, isn't it?
Here we go, Tanaga. Ready!
Ah!
It's a little different!
It's a little different, isn't it?
But it's only a little, isn't it?
Why is it like that?
What?
It doesn't matter.
Right away?
Please ride it.
It's a wrong song right away.
What song?
Please ride it.
Ah!
I'm depressed.
It's coming.
Is it okay here?
More, more.
More? More?
Crouch more, you idiot.
It's tough.
Why do you say it like that, you idiot?
I want you to say it more gently.
Here we go!
3!
2!
1!
Bang!
Ah!
It hurts!
This is...
It's a wrong song, isn't it?
That's why I said it hurts earlier!
Isn't it a little too fast for today?
It hurts!
Next song, ready!
♪
Ah! There's a theme.
Okay!
Ready!
Okay!
Get ready!
Yes!
Again!
Ready!
Oh, hello, Mr. Monkey!
Yes, sir!
Hello, Mr. Monkey!
Oh, okay!
Yes, yes, yes!
That's good!
But, you know...
If you do it like this...
On the contrary, it will be upside down!
That's right!
Is it in order?
Yes, it is!
Then I'll organize it for a moment!
Yes, organize it!
I'll go all the way and organize it!
Yes, please!
Ready!
Hello, hello, Mr. Monkey
Hey!
You sound like fire, so funky
Hey!
Hello, hello, Mr. Monkey
(whistle)
I'm going to clean up. I'm going to clean up.
You're going to clean up?!
Huh?!
You're going to clean up?!
Go back to your place.
You're the only one who's cleaning up!
You're going back?!
I'm going to clean up one more time.
Where are you going?!
That's the only way.
He swam and ran.
I'm counting on you.
It can't go wrong like this.
It can't go wrong here.
Okay, let's go!
Okay, ready!
(whistle)
(clap, clap, clap)
(whistle)
(laughter)
You did it!
You ate dinner, right?!
I'll do it one more time, so first take this.
Say it already!
What do you mean?!
I was surprised.
3
2
1
(whack)
(whack, whack)
(laughter)
Let's start with you, Yama-chan!
Start with me?!
Yama-chan, continue!
Continue with me!
Yama-chan, continue with me!
Why didn't you tell me?
You remember, don't you?!
Hello, hello, Mr. Monkey
Your steps are fast and funky
Hello, hello, Mr. Monkey
You should deafen
He moved again!
I wonder about that!
I think he panicked.
I'm sure he wasn't thinking about it!
About what he was going to do!
Alright!
Let's go!
What was it again?
Hello, hello, Mr. Monkey
You're still the first monkey
Hello, hello, Mr. Monkey
You should not be a clown
What was that?
What was it again?
What?
After this, even with their vague memories, they managed to clear all the questions
The dance became more and more difficult
And the order goes around
And again, it's this guy again
Wow
Yes!
Wow, it's going well!
Yama-chan!
Yama-chan, in the middle!
I can't do it...
Yama-chan, in the middle!
I definitely can't do it!
But if you start doing it...
Yes?
If you start doing it...
If...
I can't do it!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Wow!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4!
5, 6...
Yes!
Hahaha
Okay, first man
Ready
Wow, fast!
Wow!
I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it
Give me your hand
No, I'll let you do it one more time
First, get in
I don't have one like this at home
I'm not used to it!
I don't like it!
Does it hurt more than before?
I'm sorry
No, it's fine
Okay, will you get in?
Ready?
Three, two, one
Boom!
Okay, first man
What?
I don't see Tina
Okay, first man
What? Me?
Yes
Me, me, me
Okay, go
This is hard
5, 6, 7, 8
1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7, 8
1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7, 8
1, 2, 3
How was it?
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Did I say something wrong?
You just pointed at her!
It's okay for you to say it again, my queen?
This is not convincing for everybody - Of course not
I'll do it for you.
Everyone, stand up.
Raise your hands.
Is it okay here?
3... 2... 1...
Dong!
I gave up.
Prohibition! Dong!
We did it before, didn't we? At 9 o'clock.
Like this.
Yes, yes.
With the screen. Dong!
It's the same as that.
So now, from now on, I'll give you a question.
Yes.
Please insert only the number of letters I say.
The shorter...
The shorter words are better.
I see.
And if I say "dong" like this...
Well, everyone will get a punishment.
This is awkward...
The first punishment is...
Dong! Yes, Stone Wash! Dong!
What is this?
It's like a writer's show!
The burn, the pain...
It's a double effect!
Stone Wash! Dong!
The first stone wash is...
Is it okay?
The name of the body part!
Is it okay?
The name of the body part...
I'll say it first and then...
Let's go.
Starting with Yama-chan.
Ready...
Say it!
Grandpa!
Say it first!
Grandpa...
Say it first and then say it!
Let me say it first!
This is a difficult game!
It's really difficult!
Do you want me to say it?
Starting with Yama-chan. Ready...
Eyes!
Okay!
Okay, end!
Ears!
Eyes!
It's scary, right?
Fly! Fly!
It's okay, right?
Eyes!
Stonewash!
OK!
Believe me!
Endo, which way?
OK, everyone, this way!
Endo, die!
There's also the last "you" so don't forget it, OK?
OK!
Stonewash!
I don't like it!
OK, I'll go first.
OK, go!
What did I say?
I've never done this before.
Stonewash!
I've never done this before.
Long wash!
OK, OK!
Endo, it really hurts!
It really hurts!
OK, let's go!
Stonewash!
The first punishment is...
Rosingback!
Baseball players use this.
Rosingback!
Next topic is...
Name of living beings!
OK, I'll do it.
Ka!
OK.
Ka!
OK, next!
Next!
- Fly. - Fly!
Let's go.
- Teeth. - Teeth!
- Dog! - Good!
Good job!
Next, Tanaka!
- Dog! - Dog! Nice!
- Dog! - Nice!
- Fly! Fly! - Fly!
- Fly! Fly! - Fly! Fly!
Don't fly!
- Fly! - No!
- Yes! Yes! - Nice job, Orochan!
- I can't help her, actually... - Alright, we have no choice...
- Thunder smiles! - Thunder smiles!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Don't tell me you like it! - Fly! Fly!
- Don't fly!
- Fly! - Don't fly!
- Don't fly! Don't fly! - Fly, you idiot!
Shut up!
- Flying! Flying! Flying! - OK, flying!
Shave! Shave! Shave!
Shave! Shave!
Hey you are so noisy!
What are you guys saying?
Don't you know Japanese?
We know!
You should know Japanese.
Alright, dad!
Kal!
Okay!
Oh, alright!
Alright, next!
Um... You don't have any more, do you?
Kal... Kal...
Yeah.
He doesn't...
Noo
Two characters
Noo
"Noo" two characters, huh?
- "Ika" then - "Ika"
Can't you say "noo" instead?
- "Noo" is too difficult - "Ika"
- Stop - Stop - Stop - Stop
Wait a second
Pet shop, huh?
(laughs)
Anyway, you should say something properly!
Hey, hey, listen to me!
Say "ee-ka!"
Fly!
Eee!
Fly!
Yojimakudedo! Yojimbakudedo! Yojimbakudedo! Yojimbakudedo!
Yojimbakudedo! Yojimbakudedo!
Yamatoji! Yamatoji Sharan! You have a "do" on your chest!
To be honest, it was like that.
It was like that.
It was like he punched me with his fist!
Okay, here we go!
What is this?
Table tennis!
Okay, Oto-chan first!
Kokon Tozai.
Numbers!
Two!
Two.
Two!
I dropped it!
Ah, I'm scared!
Really...
Um...
Ya!
Ya?
Ya, man, ya!
It's eight, man, ya!
No, you can't, you can't.
Count properly.
Why?!
Rei!
It's Rei.
Rei.
It's zero.
You don't know Rei?
No.
Two?
Then one.
One?
You don't have to do it.
What did you say?
Fly.
One?
Fly!
OK! OK! OK!
This is gross!
Ta-ku-de-don!
Ta-ku-de...
No, no, no!
I can't decide!
You have a defense instinct, don't you?
It was just one time!
You're doing it again!
Why do you do it?
OK, I got it! Let's change it to Stone Ocean!
You surprised me!
Thank you for changing it to Stone Ocean!
That's for Fumi-chan!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
That's for Kajin-shi!
No, no! Stop with Stone Ocean!
There's more!
What is there?
Spoils?
Spoils...
That's good!
Do you want spoils?
Is there anything?
There's nothing!
Let's challenge ourselves with new things!
Is there a combination?
What?
Like All-Star?
All-Star!
One person!
What?
In separate...
I see!
In separate?
Yes!
OK, each of you bring an item!
OK!
Stone Ocean too!
Here's a sudden change of punishment!
Rendou gets to kiss in a hot water spoil!
Kotohara gets a dome in Nubra!
Yamasaki gets a dome in Stone Ocean!
Tanaka gets a dome in Table Tennis!
Miyasako gets a dome in Carpet!
That's it! All-Star gets a dome!
OK, let's go!
All-Star gets a dome!
Rendou gets to kiss in a hot water spoil!
Yamasaki gets a dome in Nubra!
Yamasaki gets a dome in Stone Ocean!
Yamasaki gets a dome in Table Tennis!
Miyasako gets a dome in Carpet!
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