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Get!
Thank you for your hard work this year as well.
Today, as a special project at the end of the year,
we will send you the 2003 "Gaki no Tsukai" opening interesting VTR best points.
Former downtown manager Fujiwara Hiroshi, who has been selected for the joint board meeting for six consecutive years this year,
will be introducing himself.
Get!
How much did you gain?
How many kilos did you gain?
Twelve kilos.
Wow!
That's a lot!
Thank you for your hard work this year as well.
Today, I will also be introducing myself.
Please do.
He's an all-star.
Is he an all-star?
Well, not exactly an all-star but a bunch of brains have gathered.
You!
If he doesn't say yes, it's all over.
Well, 2003 is coming to an end.
Yes.
This year, along with "Omedetai Koto Tsuzuki",
Mr. Tanaka got married.
Yes, I did.
And, well...
Mr. Endo had children.
Yes, I did.
And, leaving behind Mr. Yamasaki...
Why?
Wait a minute!
It's like...
Stop it!
It's like...
Right?!
Even now, Mr. Yamasaki...
It was cold!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
No, the hardest part is that I'm the one in between.
I'm not satisfied.
I'll do it in front of you.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors of the fifth edition.
MOMOTARO'S DRINKING RACE
Even though he's drunk, he has to run on the stage.
He's going to drink and do "MOMOTARO'S DRINKING RACE".
But...
This is it!
This is all fake!
Wait a minute!
There's no water!
This is all fake!
I think it's cold for people like you, Yama-chan.
You're the only one who's not drunk, but you're pretending to be drunk.
I'm not drunk yet.
Most amateurs know that.
I've seen it on the internet.
I've seen it many times.
You guys are like that, too!
You're just like Gen!
MOMOTARO'S DRINKING RACE
Grandma! Grandma!
Who was it?
Grandma, you too!
Then me too!
Grandma, you too!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
You're next! From the first round!
Grandma, you can't do it! You can't do it!
MOMOTARO'S DRINKING RACE
Since the show didn't go too well, he changed his role and challenged again!
However, his appearance is far from good enough to be called a play!
He is our child!
He is MOMOTARO!
Alright! Then I'll give you this kibidango!
MOMOTARO!
Wait for me!
That kind of joke...
Kibidango...
That is...
The best joke in Japan!
Whose parody is that?
I don't remember it being my mom's!
MOMOTARO'S DRINKING RACE
A guy who can't even watch a Japanese series' "Urawa" can only watch "Urawa" when he wants to do his own role!
MOMOTARO'S DRINKING RACE
In 9th place is...
Hamada's punishment game at Uragio Stock!
I don't like this!
What is it?
Hey you!
What did you say to me?
I didn't say anything...
Shut up, you idiot!
But... I didn't say anything...
Shut up, you idiot!
But... I didn't say anything...
I don't know...
Shut up, you idiot!
But... I didn't say anything...
You! I bought it for Rajimercon!
I told you!
Shut up, you idiot!
I didn't say anything!
Shut up, you idiot!
But... I didn't say anything...
I don't know...
I'm done!
I'm Neo Kentao!
In Kotaro!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm done!
Once a year, it's a big event!
This year, it's the 9th Entertainment People's Fishing Championship!
Just like every year, there's a lot of gorgeous faces and hot fishing battles!
I don't like this!
This time, they didn't catch a single fish!
Where did the champion go?
So, the champion is...
Tamayama Tegoshi!
Nice!
I'm so happy!
But...
I'm so frustrated!
Oh...
7th place is "Shock Confession - Memories Inn"!
The person who turns over the card and hits the speaker must confess their topic as their own experience.
You're kidding me!
I don't care about my memories!
Why do you like them?
It's easy, so I don't care.
You know...
I wore an ice hockey mask...
Who did?
Me! Me! Me!
- When you were a kid? - Not when I was a kid.
- Recently. - Recently?!
- Why? - What's wrong?
I was so frustrated...
I wore an ice hockey mask and...
I was about to kill someone!
- Don't say that! - Don't say that!
- I was so frustrated!
- Who did you kill?! - Who did you kill?!
It's that guy! The one who came to stay with me!
- Don't say that! - Don't say that!
Last month... I mean last month...
On Friday, the 13th...
Who did you kill?
- Oh... - Oh...
- There's a new one and... - Yes, yes...
- I was surprised! - Yes.
- Momotaro! - Yes.
- When I met you, you were sleeping! - Yes.
- I thought, "Who is this guy?! Was it me?!" - You...
You don't remember that?!
- I don't remember that! - You don't remember that?!
- You don't remember that?!
- You don't talk... - Wow, I'm really good at this!
I want to do it again...
- Right? - You were delicious!
Thank you! It's Friday, the 13th, no matter who comes!
- I... - You shouldn't talk about the past!
- It's hard to talk about the past! - It's hard!
- Right? - Right?!
Gap!
Usually, this is absolutely delicious!
This project was made by five people who had never made cooked rice before!
At the end, everyone will eat what they made, but...
Yamasaki made rice with yogurt, banana and nata de coco!
I'll say it!
Yes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
This won't open!
Wow!
Let's eat!
Hot! Gap!
Why is it hot?
Who asked for such a comment now?!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Say the taste!
Nata de coco is insanely hot!
It's hot!
It's not hot, it's soft!
Wow!
Is it bad?
Is it terrible?
What is it like?
It's hell!
Hell!
Wow! Hot!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
It all happened while we were about to go eat the delicious ramen that the five of us recommended.
What is this?!
Hey!
You!
What's with you?
What's with you, Tanaka?
I hate you.
You hate me?!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you an old man or what?!
Well, well, well...
They get back on their feet and head to another ramen shop.
However...
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Could you please stop for a second?!
What is it?! Stop!
What is it?! What is it with you?!
I'm sorry.
Run!
What is it?! What is it?!
I'm sorry.
What is it with you?!
Stop!
No!
Stop!
No!
Stop!
Stop it!
Let's go!
Since it may be dangerous for an adult to compete with a strong man,
According to Matsumoto's suggestion, they will do an intense exercise with the Doom Runner and then compete with the Newsan after the Newsan is exhausted to decide who will win.
A match where the Newsan doesn't accumulate at all.
I hate you!
Newsan, don't accumulate!
Don't accumulate!
Don't accumulate more!
But if it's like this, it's bad.
Last year, Ikidomubu became Hive and this year, high- speed rotation guruguru club was newly established.
Their first match is the strong Ota-pro team.
It's sad.
It's really sad.
It's so sad.
It's not over yet.
I don't know what you're saying.
Aren't you out of breath? Your hands and feet.
Dash! Dash! Dash!
It's coming! It's coming!
Dash!
Is this for real?!
Seriously...
Is this for real?!
You think it's for real?!
It's red! It's red!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Even if you do your best, you can't win!
Okay! Okay!
If you do it 38 times, you win!
I see!
If you do it 37 times, you get the same score!
I'm already at my limit!
I'm counting on you!
Ready...
Start!
Okay!
I'm counting on you!
Seriously, let's win!
One...
This is hard!
I don't know what's going on!
What?!
60!
It's red!
Right, right, right!
Wow!
The squid took a while to come out!
That's right!
Seriously, this squids are turning!
It's a memory now!
- From now on... - Yeah!
Wow! This side is turning too!
Dash!
What's this?!
It's fast!
This is amazing!
What's this?!
This is amazing!
He's fast!
Look at his running.
He's climbing up.
What are you doing?
That's against the rules!
He's done it!
That's amazing.
Even if you fight against other teams, you can still win.
You can win for sure.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't know if you can do it alone.
You can't do it alone.
You can do it.
You can do it even if you fight 500 times.
I can't do it 500 times!
You can't do it 100 times or more.
You can do it for a lifetime!
You can do it!
Hamada happened to see it in the news, and this project went to Tokyo Bay to catch giant amberjacks.
However, it was not so easy to catch because of the opponent's gaze.
At that time, five people began to feel anxious.
Hamada caught a giant amberjack for the first time in his life.
As the day went by, giant amberjacks came one after another.
Hamada caught a giant amberjack for the first time in his life.
That's why I told you!
It's hard!
It's dry!
It's hard!
I can't get the rice out of it.
How did you eat it?
Um, can I say something?
Come on!
I'm scared!
It's not good.
Four of Matsumoto's team, who lost in the bowling match, go on a hot spring trip where they must not laugh.
If they laugh for a while, a severe punishment will attack four of them.
Um, there's a festival in the book, but it's a girls' festival.
What?
Are you serious?
If you laugh for a thousand years, you'll really laugh for a thousand years.
Will you go on a hot spring trip with us?
Sorry, we can't go with you!
Hey!
Don't come this way!
We can't go with you!
You come this way!
Excuse me, senior.
Right?
Yes.
You know...
You know, like you guys...
I tried to stand up and down many times and failed many times.
You know...
You know, like you guys...
Mr. Hamada has prepared a meal for people like you who have lost weight.
What are you doing?
It's my first time, so I'll wait one more time.
I'm going to run away from Mr. Hamada's meal.
Anyway, I've prepared a meal for you.
It's my first time, so I'll wait one more time.
Mr. Itacho would like to say hello to you. Is it okay?
Yes.
Mr. Itacho!
Yamasaki, out!
I would like to say something about you, but please listen to me.
What is...
I won't tell you.
Please say something.
I'll only say it once.
Don't get mad at me just because I used an eraser corner.
Eraser corner...
It's a mountain tonight.
It's a...
m-o-u-n-t...
night.
It's a...
m-o-u-n-t...
night.
It's a...
m-o-u-n-t...
mountain tonight.
It's funny no matter where you look at it.
These two are really persistent.
If you don't laugh, you don't laugh.
Until you say it, it's definitely...
Mr. Yamada is persistent, too.
It's been a long time.
It's funny no matter where you look at it.
It's a...
m-o-u-n-t...
mountain tonight.
It's a...
m-o-u-n-t...
mountain tonight.
Hei Pou
2003. This man's existence cannot be denied.
"Gaki no Tsukai" co-produced "Hei Pou". He repeats his success this year.
"Hei Pou" has been exposed of his disgraceful appearance in the morning of a haunted house.
Hei Pou
In this trial, the guilty verdict has been lowered.
Even when he was charged with human breaker at the abandoned mine...
Ah! Scary!
No! Somebody help me!
Ah! Scary!
Hei Pou
He's not here.
Sorry, but where is he?
Ah! Scary!
This event occurred the year that Yamamoto of Gokuru Tongbo came here to sign for the championship match in Kirishima Park.
This one is really pretty reasonable.
Nobody tried to sell them.
What will the military police do next year?
Eiji Heiko!
What do you think of this man's existence?
How old were you, Heiko?
I'll be 50 this year.
But I'm afraid of monsters.
Please forgive me.
What do you think of yourself, Heiko?
I'm afraid of it.
What do you think of yourself, Heiko?
I'm afraid of it.
What do you think of yourself, Heiko?
I'm afraid of it.