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Who will win?
Who do you think will win?
I think it will be Hanshi.
To be honest, I think it will be Daiei.
Are you sure about that?
So what?
The loser will get a penalty.
Why?
If you say it like that, it will be a series of "why"s!
Previous years, there has been a series of "who will win" competitions.
Matsumoto will play Daiei.
Hamada will play Hanshi.
Daiei will win.
Hamada's penalty game will be decided.
Will it be fated?
Today, we will show you our penalty game.
Is there a dirty comedian here?
No, not at all.
His name is not clear, either.
Let's call him out.
Hello!
You look like you are in trouble.
Hamada, you usually go far away for your penalty, right?
That's right.
I went to the avian water collection.
I got a mechanical pencil from my professor.
I went to deep kiss with Matsumoto's mother.
I went to the bathroom and did this.
I'll say it again.
It's not over yet for my father.
Why?
Why do you mix up my story?
Drink it! Drink it!
On the day of November,
Matsumoto was called out to an okonomiyaki restaurant.
Good morning.
What's up with you?
Good morning!
You don't have to say good morning.
Good morning.
Have a seat.
What's up with you?
Good morning.
It's been tough, hasn't it?
What's tough?
Kateromo.
What?
Kateromo!
Hanshin! Hanshin! It's Kateromo!
Are you drunk?
No, I'm not.
Not at all.
Then why did you lose this time?
Did you tell them?
No.
Look at this.
Look at this and tell me something.
Nothing.
Well, it's a home team.
Well, that's right.
Daiei is winning in Fukuoka and Hanshin is winning in Koshien.
It's completely different.
Well, it's a shame.
Oh, is it?
Yes.
In the end, I won all of this with a back attack.
In the end, you can't see the front at all.
You can only see the front.
It's a shame!
I thought you were wrong.
You can't see the front.
In the end, you can't see the back of things at all.
Oh, I see.
I guess you're right.
You should eat it.
I'll eat it.
It's good.
Oh, no.
It's hot.
You can only see the back of things at all.
You can only see the back of things at all!
Can you say that?
Are you crazy?
I'll announce your punishment game!
You can lose this one, but you can't lose this one because it's back.
You can't lose it.
Are you crazy?
Hamada's punishment game!
What is it?
Urajiostock's...
Urajiostock middle school's...
Behind the gym...
Urabancho...
Hit me with an uraken!
Wow!
Hamada's punishment game!
Behind the gym of Urajiostock's Urajiostock middle school...
Urabancho hit me with an uraken!
Change your clothes.
What is it?
Change your clothes.
What is it?
You are crazy.
Look at you.
You are wearing socks.
Let's go to the radio stop.
OK.
From the back door.
Go to the airport by car.
I've prepared a car.
I can't go.
You've only seen it in a car.
Get in.
I can't get in.
I can't drive.
Why are you so serious?
Don't show your back to the camera.
You only show your back.
I'll call someone who will take care of you.
Come here.
Go to the back door.
He's taking me to the airport.
Of course.
You're crazy.
What's that?
I'm going to the back door.
Will he take me?
They'll go together.
Let's go.
Go to the back door.
If you were busy you would have done it right away
To make up for losing dog Hamada
He prepared a crane and turned the car upside down
And set out to find a radio stop
I hope it's not cold
Will it be ok like this?
Is your vest ok?
My vest is ok
Radio stop?
Yes it's ok
Do you know about radio stop?
No
Then go and buy it
Are you stupid?
The car suddenly stopped shortly after departure.
What is in this place?
Actually, there is no plane anymore.
Then let's go tomorrow.
Today, Mr. Matsumoto took me to a special inn.
Let's go home.
This is the inn.
Isn't this someone else's house?
This is Mr. Gojiri's house.
This is his house.
I'm lonely.
Please stay overnight.
Can I go home?
It's early tomorrow.
I have to stay up all night again tomorrow, so I prepared an alarm clock.
See you tomorrow.
What is this?
Hamadae.
"Kokoro" and "Urahara" have become severe punishments.
What are you laughing about?
Each book has a hidden promise, but since there is no hidden meaning, it may come out in the back.
Please don't hate me.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Let's open it.
Yes.
I'm from your world where you can call me "my girl".
You can call me "the devil", "the devil".
[music]
[laughter]
Good morning.
We're leaving now, so please change into these again.
You're such a pain in the ass.
[laughter]
Thank you.
We're going to Tokyo Station, so please get in the car.
Why Tokyo Station?
Radio Stock is only available from Niigata Airport today.
What?
We're going from Tokyo Station to Niigata.
Are you serious?
So please get in the car.
Please look at Mr. Uramu and Mr. Matsumoto.
Now that I've seen you in bright clothes, I've realized for the first time that you don't even turn the sheets inside out.
What?
What's going on?
For some reason, the car heading for Tokyo Station stopped.
There's something I want to show you.
You're getting out of the car?
I'm serious!
You're kidding me.
Are you really getting out of the car?
Yes, I am.
I'm serious.
Go to the station.
Why are you honking the horn?
Go to the station.
Why are you honking the horn?
Go to the station.
Hurry up and get out of the car.
Kuma-san.
Yes?
Look at this.
It's "Uwashimahashi".
It's a souvenir.
Take a picture of it.
Here you are.
Okay. Cheese!
I don't care.
I'm wondering if you're going to Tokyo State University.
No, I'm not.
I'm going to take the highway from Shibaura Inter.
What?
Shibaura Inter.
You're annoying.
Do you want me to play music for you?
You're annoying.
(Singing)
Did you have it?
(Singing)
What?
(Singing)
Did you have it?
(Singing)
You're annoying.
They finally arrive at Tokyo Station.
They're going to take the Shinkansen and go to Niigata.
You don't look so cool when you walk.
Really?
What?
Hama-san.
Isn't he the former Yomiuri Giant, Yumiura-sensei?
It's Yumiura.
Former Yomiuri Giant, Yumiura-sensei.
He won the best defense record twice as a full- fledged savant.
Yumiura-sensei supported the Giant Army's golden era.
Why is Yumiura-sensei here?
Yumiura-sensei is big.
It's amazing.
It's the number one.
Would you like to go and buy lunch?
Lunch?
Didn't you eat lunch in the car earlier?
You can still eat it in the car.
Would you like it?
What?
Would you like it?
Are you Yumiura-sensei?
You look funny.
Would you like it?
It's hard.
Would you like it?
This one.
Yes.
Would you like Denny's salmon sushi?
What are you going to do?
Would you like Tokyo bento?
Why do you want it?
Why do you want it? It's only 5 cents.
It's only 600 yen.
Hamada is stingy about the price of people's bentos.
His face may be an economist, but his back is just a piggy bank.
Why?
It's hot.
The road is also hot.
The new train with such a piggy bank departs for Niigata station.
Of course, the seat is the opposite of how to proceed.
His back is just a piggy bank.
After departing from Tokyo station for about 2 hours, he arrives at Niigata station.
This time, he will take a taxi to Niigata airport.
I'm Sugiura-san, your driver for today.
Nice to meet you.
Are you Sugiura-san?
Yes, I'm Sugiura-san.
Nice to meet you.
How do you do?
I'm sorry.
The driver of this day is Sugiura-san, who is familiar with the back streets of Niigata.
Immediately aiming for Niigata Airport, Ura-shi discovers something.
- Good morning. - Hmm? What?
- Good morning. I'm a dead man. - Hmm.
I'm Fack-san Ura.
Fack-san Ura.
- Sigh... - Let's go in.
- Ah... - Hmm?
School back streets.
- That's something. - Hmm.
School back streets. Tell me about it.
- School back streets... - Thank you.
- Tell me about it. - Good morning.
- Hmm? - Wait...
Look at this. A light bulb.
- It's the tallest building in Teraura Street. - That's amazing.
- Hey, I'm getting tired of this.
- That's amazing!
Furthermore, Ura-shi stopped his car at a certain place.
- Could you come over here for a second? - Where is it?
- Could you come over here for a second?
Ura-shi brought him to a manga street.
A manga artist from Niigata known for his documentary "Dokaben Dando",
Shinji Mizushima and his famous character, Dozo stand in line.
- Look at this. - But it's fine.
- Isn't it amazing?
- It's a leaf.
- Could you take a commemorative photo of it?
- With a leaf?
- No, it's not.
- What? Like this?
- It doesn't make any sense.
- Okay, cheese!
After this, they took a commemorative photo with Dozo's Ura.
This is the last one.
Mr. Abu.
Was Mr. Abu like this?
Mr. Abu's real name is Kageura.
I don't know about Kageura, but was Mr. Abu like this?
Take a picture of me in front of me, Mr. Abu.
Mr. Kuma.
Mr. Niura, a former giant.
I've been taking pictures of you for many times.
You haven't been in the picture properly even once.
Why do you do this to me?
What is it?
You're not answering your phone.
It's okay. It's okay.
After saying goodbye to former giant Niura, they went far away to the airport.
The car stopped again.
This bridge is famous, isn't it?
I want you to hit me.
This bridge.
This bridge is the most famous bridge in Niigata.
It's called Mandai Bridge.
It seems to be a song of Kenichi Mikawa.
Would you like to hear it?
A song of Kenichi Mikawa.
Seriously?
Look.
Don't you want to hear it?
This bridge is singing now.
You have a great back voice.
You are a man of voice.
You have a great back voice.
You are a man of voice.
After enjoying Mr. Sugiyura's back voice, we arrived at Niigata Airport.
We have time until departure, so let's eat sushi.
Are you eating again?
Let's eat sushi.
We came to a sushi restaurant, so let's eat sushi.
Thank you for the meal.
Let me introduce you.
He is Mr. Urata of Itachou.
Nice to meet you.
He is Mr. Urata of Itachou.
I'd like a shrimp, please.
I'd like a fatty tuna, please.
I said it's a shrimp.
Why do you say it's a fatty tuna?
Thank you for the meal.
Taishi.
Yes.
You're funny.
No, I'm funny.
Why do you say it's a shrimp?
It's a shrimp.
It's ramen, but don't eat too much.
That's a waste.
I'll drink it.
It's good.
Can you give me a big one?
And the departure time is approaching.
Please wear this.
What is it?
You don't have to wear it now, do you?
Okay.
I'll wear it.
Wow!
Finally!
Vladivostok, located in the far east of Russia.
Ten hours after leaving Tokyo in the morning,
Hamada finally gets off at Vladivostok.
Vladivostok
First of all, I hope I don't stop at Vladivostok.
It's cold.
I thought there wouldn't be anyone wearing a hat like this.
But there were.
Let's eat here.
Here?
Yes, here.
Delicious food.
Italian?
It's Italian.
Let's eat.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Could you order a side dish?
I'd like to know what a side dish is.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Is there a side dish in this restaurant?
No, there isn't.
Is there?
No, there isn't.
Does it work?
Yes, there is.
Really?
Does it work?
Yes, it does.
I think people think you are more important than me.
No, I don't think so.
I think people think you are more important than me.
No, I don't think so.
Look at him. He looks like a Japanese small restaurant owner.
Yes, I do.
Did you see that?
Look at his attention to detail.
It's delicious.
Are you serious?
It's my first time.
Is it your first time?
Excuse me.
Would you like a side dish?
This is delicious.
No, no, no.
Why are you turning it over?
Hey, why are you turning it over?
Can you use it?
Huh?
Can you use it?
I'll use it.
What kind of pizza is it?
Looks good.
How is it?
It's not good if you eat it together.
Hamada, who tasted the back menu, checked in at the hotel for the penalty game the next day.
Nice to meet you.
Wow!
It's pretty wide.
Wow!
This country is changing.
Is it Uradius exclusive if everyone in the room is a fortune-teller?
Another letter.
Hamada, I wrote your fortune for tomorrow on the back of the letter.
Where no one can say,
Where no one can say, something comes out.
What kind of back menu is it?
Huh?
He speaks Japanese.
Huh?
I'm worried.
The morning of the penalty game will finally come.
[Beep]
Good morning.
It's morning.
Morning.
We still have time until the call for the backboard.
Would you like to go sightseeing?
What?
No, we'll go sightseeing.
Oh, it's cold.
No, no, no.
Let's go to the first place.
No, not the first place.
Let's go sightseeing first.
Siberian Railway Uraziostok Station.
In front of the station is a statue of Lenin, a symbol of Russian socialism.
What's behind it?
What? You don't know?
What?
Isn't it Lenin?
No, I don't know.
It's Lenin's back.
Is there any way you can point it out?
I don't know.
It's Moscow.
If you look at it from the front, it looks good, doesn't it, Lenin?
No, I want to look at it from the front.
Would you like me to point it out for you?
It's not funny at all.
Okay, cheese.
Look at it.
Huh?
From the front?
Yes.
Uraziostok Station.
It's the last station of the Siberian Railway.
Oh, I see.
It's like the back door of Russia.
Let's go.
Uradiostok Fortress
We have arrived at Uradiostok Fortress.
During World War II, it was a military base used by the Russian army.
This is called Uradiostok Fortress.
This is where cannons are sounded in the afternoon.
Today, we can see it from the back.
- From the back? - Yes.
- Let's see it from the back. - From the back?
There's no point in seeing it from the back.
There's no point in seeing it from here.
Everyone does it from the back.
We're preparing for it from the back.
Wow, amazing.
No, you can't.
What was that sound just now?
- Hamo-san, it's noon. - Are you laughing?
In Uradiostok Fortress,
there are many weapons that show the greatness of Russian military power, including tanks.
The same things as these torpedoes are used in actual war.
These torpedoes are used for aiming.
Their total length is 75 meters.
By the way, it's a city where European traditions live on.
It's a big street.
Uradiostok Fortress is one of the most fashionable cafes and boutiques in the city.
- It's a main street. - Oh, I see.
It's like Uraharajuku in Japan.
There are many shops...
Hamo-san, can you come over here?
I'll go over there. I'll go over here.
- Would you like to see a lot of things? - Huh?
They sell a lot of things, like hot dogs and juice.
Hamada ignores himself and goes shopping alone in a stall.
Hamada glances at him like he's resenting him.
In addition, Hamada puts the piroshki that Hamada eats in his mouth like he's resenting him.
Hamada comes to the back street.
This back street looks good on a bad guy like Hamada.
Why are you interrupting me?
The bus started running again, aiming for the next tourist destination.
At that moment...
Excuse me for a second.
Hello?
How long are you going to keep me waiting?
I'm already waiting for you.
Hurry up!
I'm sorry.
It looks like the back street is waiting for us.
Let's go to the back street in the middle of the radio.
I don't know if it's waiting or not.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It seems like the back street is pretty angry.
Hamada drives to the back street in the middle of the radio.
We're here in the back street in the middle of the radio. Look.
"Braziostok series" "Braziostok course"
Is it here?
I'm sure it is.
Shall we go to the back gate?
Isn't it here?
This is the front gate.
Of course we go in from the back gate.
I feel like I'm peeping.
Let's go to the back gate.
Let's go to the back gate!
Is this the back gate?
It says "back gate" here.
Let's go.
No, no.
From now on,
Mr. Hamada, you're driving alone.
Really?
Yes.
Good luck.
No, I won't.
It's been a long and arduous road.
Finally, the penalty game will be played.
Just by missing "Japan Series" prediction,
we can see many unexpected back streets.
Mr. Hamada has come all the way to "Braziostok", a faraway foreign country.
Finally, it's time to meet his original target, Mr. Urabancho.
This is weird.
I don't like it.
I'm scared.
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about you.
Shut up, idiot.
I'm not talking about you.
Shut up, idiot.
I'm not talking about you.
Shut up, idiot.
You shouldn't say that.
You told him you won against him, didn't you?
Shut up, idiot.
I didn't say anything.
Shut up, idiot.
You always say that.
Shut up, idiot.
You lost.
Let's fight.
Ouch!
I don't like it.
Shigata used Japanese.
What are you doing, Akati?
I can win against you.
Shut up, idiot.
I'm not talking about you.
How long did it take you?
It took me a long time.
It was a long time.
It took me a long time.
It took you a long time.
But it's not bad to see me like this once in a while, is it?
No, it's not.
Really.
Right?
After all, Urajimir is...
Urajimir.
Urajimir is the worst at Japanese.
He is.
He did it many, many times.
How many times did you hit him?
Did you retake it?
I don't know how many times he hit me.
Did you retake it?
I'm not good at it.
I can't turn it around like that.
It's exactly like turning it around.
I can't turn it around like that.
Yamazaki, you've been punished many times.
I'm really strict with kids.
I did it.
I did it alone.
Did you do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
You said you'd win if you did it alone.
I said I'd win if I did it alone.
In the end, I ran away from the stage.
The winning rate was 19.9%.
Again.
That's amazing.
I skydived and became bald.
It was really hell.
I was flying.
I was flying like this.
That's scary enough.
We're in a tandem.
The barricade is like this.
We're all like this.
It's better like this, isn't it?
He came up to me and said, "Don't do it!"
My hair is all messed up.
The barricade won't go in.
Even so, the barricade won't go in.
The barricade won't go in.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I couldn't hear him say it.
I was flying like this.
We were all flying like this.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
It was really painful.
Hey!
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
Why?
Hey!
Get out of my way!
Why?
You're not getting in the way of anything.
You're getting in the way of a senior like me.
Why?
When we were about to fall, he said, "Hey!"
Hey!
To be honest, I was like, "Whoa!"
I was like, "Whoa!"
You're all getting in the way of me.
You were all spinning around.
I couldn't leave you alone at all.
I was completely confused.
I was confused pretty early.