AISubs v3.5
You've been here for a long time, haven't you?
I've been here for a while now
You've been here for a while too, haven't you?
Really?
Yes
Why?
Because I'm a talent
I have to do my best
If I don't do my best...
I won't talk, will I?
No
You'll talk more and more
I'll talk more and more
I'm free-talking
Yes
Excuse me
Well...
Actually, I got some information
Yes
Well...
It's a great synergy
A place where you can dig quickly
Again...
OK, let's go
Let's hurry up
Where can you find it?
Well...
I got some information
Tell me
Who told you?
Tell me
I can't say it
I got some information
From whom?
Yes
You can't say it
I can't say it
You don't like playing, do you?
Who told you?
You don't like playing, do you?
I know it
I know you
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It's the worst location
Excuse me
It's the worst location
I want it
Where is it?
It's here
It's crispy
It's here
It's crispy
It's here
Where is it?
Take a reaction
It's here
Is it here?
Yes
What's up?
I don't like it
Shall we do it?
Shall we go?
What's happening?
There must be something
Wait a minute
Suddenly it came up
Open it
Golden Half's "Please Wait"
I know this
Why don't you know?
What is this?
Why don't you know "golden half"?
Are you a foreigner?
We are "half".
Golden half
It's "ever".
"ever"?
No, it's "half".
Agnes Lambert.
I'm a dark person.
Wait a minute, please.
What is this?
I don't know the name of it.
It's not "Natsukashita", is it?
I only know this part!
It's funny.
I only know this part!
Wait a minute, please.
It's like a children's song.
It is.
Wait a minute, please.
I know! I know!
What is it?
It's a book!
It's "Oroo-ya"!
"Oroo-ya" is...
Iwasaki Yoshimiya's cover.
I remember this! I remember this!
This is Mizusawa Aki-san's... I remember this!
Yes, yes, yes!
This is nostalgic!
This is Miyazaki Yoshiko!
This is nostalgic!
What are you doing now?
This is cute!
I remember this picture so much!
Really?!
You're annoying!
Look at this!
This is amazing!
Miyazaki Yoshiko...
This is cute!
This is it!
Yes, yes, yes!
This is it!
What are you doing now?
Wow! Linebacker!
Wow! Nostalgic!
This is the only linebacker I know!
Linebacker! Linebacker!
What's his name?
Linebacker!
You remember him!
Ho!
The red-faced Ho!
Marching!
Ah! Thomas Marching!
Marching!
Thomas Marching on the 12th!
Marching!
I know that!
Yo! Man! Marching! Home! Round! Yeah!
Ah!
Marching!
This is when the residents won the championship.
That's right.
Dig it up!
Let's dig it up!
Nostalgic...
Oh! It's here already!
Oh, it's here!
What's this?!
It's still a record.
"Romantum"!
I know it!
I know "Romantum"!
Who said it?!
I don't know "Romantum"!
I think I'm the only one who doesn't know it!
"Romantum"!
It's "Romantum"!
Is it still a record?
Huh?!
It's still a record!
Huh?!
Why do you know it?!
I'm not Japanese.
Huh?!
I don't know if I was called out for it or not.
Well, for now...
You know...
Let's hear what kind of voice you had.
"Romantum"...
At "All Japan Something Championship"...
Yes.
Um...
There was a program like "Star Birth".
Yes, yes, yes.
If you don't practice, you can't become a professional.
Yes.
That's probably where "Itsuki", "Hiroshi", "Yashiro", "Aki" came out.
If you don't practice, it's really hard.
But it's amazing.
"Yashiro", "Aki" are always there.
Yes.
"Romantum".
I don't know the song at all.
A foreign singer.
I don't know it yet.
But it's amazing.
Yes.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I know "Romantum"!
Are you singing properly?
Yes.
You are now...
Mako.
Where are you?
You!
It's a video.
Really? A video?
Yes, it's a video.
I want to see it.
What kind of video is it?
It's a nostalgic video.
You brought it here, so it must be nostalgic.
Ah, it's nostalgic.
It's nostalgic.
Ah, there it is.
Grow up, you.
Marudai's hamburger was here.
It was here!
It was a nostalgic hamburger.
It was nostalgic.
This is...
I know about commercials, but I forgot that it was Marudai's hamburger.
Yeah, me too.
What's coming up?
It's coming up.
What is it?
It was here!
I know about this one too!
It's annoying.
It's a crab.
It was here!
I think it's from my generation.
It's from my generation.
It's a different one.
It's a special one.
What is it?
You can use it on the back too.
It's double.
It's like a ruler.
What about here?
You can't put it in yet.
It was here!
You don't know about this one?
It's from my generation.
It's a key.
You can't open it without it.
It's a big key.
You can't open it without it.
It's a key.
It's nostalgic.
It's coming out.
It's here!
Who is it?
It's here!
What is "jodanman" (jokeman)
What is "jodanman" (jodanman)
Even if you use it for three volumes, it's "saraba nami dame."
saraba nami dame.
It's not a manga yet.
It's here!
It's a toilet.
This is famous.
You don't know it?
What is famous about it?
It's Torii Kazuyoshi.
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- Not at all. - Matanki!
You don't know?
Matanki what?
What is matanki?
Do you know Tsunami-sensei?
Who is Tsunami-sensei?
No, I don't know.
Is it a strawberry?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- What is this? - I don't know.
Toilet brush.
- Is this a video? - Is it?
- Please, please! - It's a video.
It's coming.
You don't know?
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- It's a video! - It's a video!
It's a video.
Newly released, ray gun SP.
This touch that makes you want to shoot.
Running ray gun.
Great mechanism.
Completely safe.
Ray gun SP.
Easy to hit, electro roulette.
Jumping bottle, gun and rifle.
Enjoy with your favorite combination.
Ray gun SP.
There was something like this.
- It's higher than this. - It's higher than this.
It's higher.
It's about 250,000 yen.
It's nostalgic.
Ray gun SP.
It's coming!
Oh, no.
What is it?
Mahalod and Oprororoya!
Oh, this is nostalgic!
Ororoya! Bob!
I was riding this! Bob!
Isn't this a little nice?
This is, you know...
You put it on the belt...
Right?
And if you turn this light on, it'll beep.
This will turn into a car.
Look.
Wow, it's so...
It was so simple.
Here we go.
This is nostalgic.
Let's open it.
You can't see it, but...
This is nostalgic.
Look!
I don't know.
Gyoraisen Game!
I don't know.
What?!
Why don't you know Gyoraisen Game?!
I don't know.
This is nostalgic!
You can play with it like this.
You can ride your own boat like this.
Try it out!
You can set up your own ball here.
Right.
And this is your partner's boat.
And you can...
Look!
It's completely off now.
But...
You can win.
You're a great boxer!
Don't laugh!
You're exaggerating!
There's only one left!
What is it?
It's a video.
Alright!
Alright! It's a video!
It's a video.
Alright!
A nostalgic video!
I want to cry.
Right.
You can cry, right?
Wow!
Wow! It's nostalgic!
It's nostalgic!
♪ Kansai Tonkatsu KYK!
Wow!
This is good!
This is nostalgic!
KYK!
Ah, this is nostalgic!
Is this for all of Japan?
Or just Kansai?
No, it's not just Kansai!
♪ Kansai Tonkatsu KYK!
I have no idea about this.
It was the most exciting one.
When I close my eyes, I remember.
When I was young, everything I saw was fresh.
And when I was young, everything I saw was fresh.
Times have changed.
We have grown up.
Thank you for bringing back sweet and sour memories of those days.
I will never forget you.
Until we meet again.
Darling, darling, I love you.
Alright, I'll do my best
Alright, alright, sounds good
There's an idiot, right?
I went to Tsutaya
You went to Tsutaya?
I went to Tsutaya and was choosing what to buy
There were two men
Look at this!
You'll definitely cry!
Don't cry!
You idiot! You'll definitely cry!
You'll definitely cry!
I won't cry like this!
You'll definitely cry!
I won't cry like this!
You'll definitely cry!
Shut up!
What are you saying?
I'm not saying anything different!
You'll definitely cry!
I won't cry like this!
You'll definitely cry!
Shut up!
I get it now
Both of you, get lost!
I get it now
I also went to a hot spring
With my friends
It was stupid
It was a hot spring
Everyone was wearing a yukata
Of course
We ate dinner in a yukata
There was also a hot spring bath
And the next morning
We were stopped
We ate breakfast in a yukata
I don't know what you're saying!
Sorry, I don't know what you're saying!
Everyone was wearing a yukata and it was fun!
It was morning
It was reset in the morning
Wait a minute!
We went up to the woodshed
We changed into our uniforms
And we said 'sorry, we can't do it' again
Why do you say it like that? I don't know what you mean!
It's because you can't say it like you mean it
Saying 'yeah' and saying 'no' is not good
Yeah?
You're old
You should say it properly
I'm not saying anything
What am I?
I'm not saying anything
You're my junior
I'm not saying 'yeah' because you're my junior
I'm not saying it
That's weird!
What are you doing?
When I say 'yeah', you stand behind me and say 'what are you doing?'
What are you doing?
Okay, okay, okay
I'm Ebisugao
That's weird!
Let me speak
Um...
Do you know that?
Do you know that? At high speed?
At central high speed?
Yes, yes
You're driving a car, right?
You know?
Um... just in front of a curve, right?
There's a bump... how do you say it?
Um...
It's like you're going too fast
Ah, yes, yes, yes
It's like there's a bump, you know?
Yes, yes, yes
And when you get out of the tunnel at central high speed
There's a weird feeling of a bump
Yes
I was wondering what it was
Did you know?
Yes, I did
You were driving a car, right?
You were going like this...
Didn't you know?
That was amazing!
Why is that so?
You know? That's probably dangerous for your eyes
Oh, really...
The one who thought that was amazing is a genius!
Are you ready?
Why are you so moved?
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, it is.
Why can't you be more moved?
What are you talking about?
You can't just let it go like that.
What do you mean?
If we were driving in one car, you'd know.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
In four wheels.
What would happen?
Can I open my mouth?
(Applause)
(Laughter)
That was fast.
(Laughter)
I told you it was amazing.
(Laughter)
That was really amazing.
I get it.
I have a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who is an alien.
Mr. Matsumoto, you have had sex with an alien before.
What kind of position did you have sex in?
Did you feel good about it?
(Laughter)
Where did you meet that person?
An alien?
Yes, yes, yes.
In Harappa.
(Laughter)
What?
Harappa without a name.
Was he in Harappa?
He was in Harappa. He was taking a walk.
I see. Pelt.
That dirty Pelt. Who is dirty, you idiot?
I'm a scholar.
You're kidding me. You're wearing a college uniform.
That's enough.
Pelt was there. Pelt was there.
And?
Fa...
Betaya... (Laughter)
Ah...
I want you to say it like that.
Ah...
(Laughter)
A little bit from the left.
(Laughter)
It's like it turned a little at the moment it arrived.
(Laughter)
I see.
Why?
Because it came and you touched it?
Yes. This is strange.
Um...
What is that?
That's telepathy.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Telepathy.
Um...
(Laughter)
It's the power of the first meeting.
I see.
There are times when you fall in love.
That's why you say, "Um..."
When I say, "Pelt," you say, "Um..."
(Laughter)
Pelt said, "Um..."
(Laughter)
I didn't need it.
(Laughter)
In short, it's sex in your head.
Um...
(Laughter)
It's like, "Oh, that's how it came."
So what are you doing?
If you look at it from the side, it's just floating in the air like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
What's going on in your head?
In my head, I'm like, "Oh, I took off my bra."
Oh, I took off my bra.
Like that.
Oh, don't touch me so hard!
Like that.
Oh, don't touch me so hard!
Like that.
All right, I touched my right ear, too.
(Laughter)
Both of them are sweaty.
Oh, you feel good!
You, too!
(Laughter)
Do it more!
Do it!
(Laughter)
No, I don't!
(Laughter)
No, I don't!
(Laughter)
You're a middle school student.
(Laughter)
This is a question for Mr. Matsumoto, who was called "the director of shadows" when JR was still called "black iron."
Yes, that's what I was called.
(Laughter)
It is rumored that there is a reason why linear motors, which have been tested in Yamanashi for many years, are still not practicalized.
Mr. Matsumoto, do you know about it?
Why aren't they practicalized yet?
Yes, they've been doing it for decades.
That's what it is.
Yes.
In short...
Yes.
Too much speed...
It was already possible to speed up.
I see.
You can speed up, but you can't stand that speed.
Yes.
I see.
You can't stand it. What can't you stand?
Windows.
Oh, windows.
You can't stand it.
(Laughter)
Do it quickly. Do it quickly.
This comes off immediately. What is it? What is it? What is that, Chachin?
(Laughter)
It doesn't come off like that.
I'm trying to catch it, but it's like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this.
(Laughter)
No, I said do it quickly.
(Laughter)
Once you do it quickly, stop it. Do it quickly.
Then you can't talk, can you?
I can't. It's like this next door.
Yes.
Oh.
But the president is like this again.
(Laughter)
No, no.
Why is it like this?
The window of a sensitive man opens like this.
(Laughter)
That's what you shouldn't think of from there.
Is such a window red? Such a red window with a hook like this.
How do you change it, then?
No, you can just make the window a normal sink.
There is no need for the window to open.
You've done it before, haven't you?
(Laughter)
It just has to come up.
No, that's what's funny.
So you've done it before, haven't you?
You've done it before, haven't you?
(Laughter)
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
If it's over 250, it'll snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.
Bang, bang!
And it'll come off like this.
(Laughter)
No, no matter what I say, you...
Coffee, black tea, oolong tea...
Bang, bang!
(Laughter)
You don't know what tea it is!
(Laughter)
Can you make a window open? Can you open a linear motor car?
If you can't make a window open, you're crazy, aren't you?
Why?
You need a window, don't you?
How do you drive if you can't see ahead of you?
(Laughter)
Where are you going?
I don't have a window.
(Laughter)
Where do you think you can break it? (Laughter)
You can't break it, you can open it. Where do you think you can open it?
You can open the driver's seat. (Laughter)
What? (Laughter)
It's not what you think at all. (Laughter)
Is it? (Laughter)
You think it's sideways? (Laughter)
If you say "window", you think it's sideways. (Laughter)
It's not sideways! (Laughter)
The first thing you think is "front", "front", "front" becomes like this and like this. (Laughter)
The driver's seat is quite far back, so it's easy for you to hit something.
At first it was "gaah"! (Laughter)
Excuse me, can I open it back up again because it's easier for me to open it?
So you missed two. (Laughter)
So you can't hit anything. (Laughter)
It's amazing. (Laughter)
The curtains are "fwaah"! (Laughter)
It's like a race. (Laughter)
Don't do it. (Laughter)
Go home. (Laughter)