AISubs v3.5
Damn!
I was just about to say that.
Yes, yes, yes. What was it?
The opening song "Even Now I Laugh At Night".
That's right!
The staff told us to change the opening song soon.
I thought it would be better, but "Even Now I Laugh At Night" is still being sung.
Don't laugh at me!
Well, that's it.
Let's put in a lot of this year.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You're saying it, but it's a bit more like "Wow, really?"
It's like "Romeo and Juliet".
This program is brought to you by the sponsors of the fifth episode.
As I said earlier, it's not a big deal, but yesterday I was driving like this in my car.
It's really narrow.
It's narrow and like this.
It's not as wide as I'd like it to be.
It's pretty hard to turn, right?
Right?
This corner is dangerous, isn't it?
You want to go like this, right?
How do you say it?
You want to go for a big turn.
Then a woman comes from over there in a wheelchair.
She comes like "Wow!"
And at this corner...
She tells me to run away.
Ah, I see.
No, no, no.
She tells me to go away.
I see.
Right?
I wasn't angry or anything like that, but...
When she came over and told me what kind of car it was...
She didn't say anything like "Let's say goodbye to the car."
She didn't say anything appropriate.
Right?
I really wanted to say that, but I couldn't.
She said "The car's ecology."
I thought "The ecology is weird."
And you told her that?
No, I didn't tell her that.
You thought it was ecology?
It's not a beaver, is it?
It doesn't matter.
How do you know it's a beaver?
When you rush...
Ah, I know.
When you rush, you say "Wow!"
And you say "What? It's not moving at all?"
And you say "Guess."
That's not it.
You say "Ah, it's matcha."
And you say "Sign."
You're lying!
How many times have you signed this year?
It's definitely a lie!
When you rush, something really surprising happens!
Like what?
Have you ever had a dry throat?
No, it's not like that!
Of course I have!
Have you ever had such a dry throat?
Maybe just a little.
No, it's not like that.
Then why did you do that?
When I go back to the gym, something terrible happens!
When you go back to the gym, something terrible happens!
It's surprising, but...
My hands are shaking!
My throat is dry and I'm surprised, but...
My hands are shaking because I'm so hungry!
Ah, it's healing!
It's not like that!
It's not like this because I have stuff!
No, no, it's not like that in this era!
No, no, it's not like that!
It's not like this! I'm so hungry that I'm starting to feel sick!
It's not like that!
I want to eat something quickly!
I'm so hungry that I can't stand it!
My wallet...
My money...
My wallet is like a check...
I don't know!
I put it like this...
Yes, yes...
I put it like this...
And I push it...
And it falls!
It falls!
Has it ever fallen like that?
No, it's like...
You should have drunk it quickly!
It's close to me!
No, it's not like that!
I was like 'wow!'
I was so angry that I closed my wallet!
I was like 'wow!'
My money was like 'wow!'
240 yen!
It's not like that!
Ah, I'm so hungry!
I... I...
You...
Idiot!
You're only saying stupid things...
Don't say that!
That...
Bourbick, bourbick...
I was expecting bourbick, bourbick...
5 yen, 10 yen, 5 yen, 10 yen...
240 yen!
Are you stupid?
You're stupid!
It's a lie that you drank it!
Shut up!
I didn't drink it!
Of course not.
But it really makes you go "ah"!
I know you get flustered, but...
You just don't notice it.
I just don't notice it.
But you've never been shaking while eating, have you?
That's just me.
But I feel like you've gotten a hint for this punishment.
What do you mean by "this punishment"?
In the Japanese series, they say "do it".
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
It doesn't have to be this time, though.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
By the way...
Yes?
Who do you think will win?
Me?
Yes.
I think it'll be Hanshin.
Are you serious?
Why? Do you think it'll be a tie?
To be honest, I think it'll be a tie.
Then we don't have to do rock-paper-scissors.
Yes.
So it's decided?
So what is it?
If you lose, it's a penalty.
Why?
If you say it like that, it's a series of "why's".
I still have a scar on my butt.
Right, Takasu?
Takasu said, "Really, really, I saw it on the radio, it's still there."
I said, "No, it's not."
Takasu said, "Show me."
I said, "No, it's not."
I took it out and it was still there.
You want to see it?
You want me to see it?
I said, "Really, it's there."
Really, it's there?
No, I know, I know.
Then show me.
No, why would you do that?!
No, show me.
No, why would you do that?!
I'll only do it to your butt.
No, I don't like it only on your butt, idiot!
And I have a little dimple.
Can I see that too?
What's with your dimple, idiot?!
Can I see it too?
No, just one, you can see it, just one!
Then stop, what kind of dimple do you want?!
Enough, idiot!
You... you... you're a fool... you're a fool...
Ah! you're a fool.
You're just saying it normally.
No, I'm just saying it casually.
You're not saying "show me" normally.
You're saying it normally.
The one who's showing it...
Shut up!
You're saying "demand" and "supply"... "supply"...
You're saying "supply", but why did you say "demand"?
You should've said the other way around.
No, why "demand"?
You're saying "show me".
No, you're saying "demand".
I'll supply you with it!
I'll supply you with it, so make use of it!
Why would you make use of it?
Why do you want to show everyone my butt?
No, you want me to look at it like this, right?
No, I don't want to!
Then look at it!
No, I don't want to!
Then...
I don't know what you're thinking.
Then look at it and feel my back.
Look at it!
Like, "ah, ah, ah..."
Look at it and feel it.
Are you looking at it?
Like, "ah, now..."
Look at it and feel it!
Then feel my butt here.
Softly.
Feel it.
Is that all you want me to say?
What are you talking about?
Do it properly!
No, I don't want you to look at it like that!
Feel my butt!
You don't want me to do it, do you?
Because you're half-hearted, right?
Then I'll say it, right?
No, I mean...
If you lose, I'll think about it.
At first, we can't decide yet, right?
Half-hearted or not.
Huh? I'm starting to get confused.
No, but I think you're half-hearted.
He said it.
No, I think you're half-hearted.
I'm surprised.
What happens to your computer if you get infected with the most troublesome computer virus?
Do you know what "computer virus" is?
Something comes in, right?
LINE, you're saying it in a big way again.
It's a big catch.
That's what it is. Something comes in and messes up.
What happens to your computer?
If you get infected with a really terrible virus, right?
Yes, yes, that's what it is.
If you get infected with the most troublesome one.
There are parts that are similar to humans.
What do you mean?
What happens if you catch a cold or something like that?
Well, you get a fever, right?
Ah, that's right. You get a fever, right?
Humans, you know...
But, you know, how about it?
If you use electronic products for a long time, you get a fever, right?
Ah, that's right.
That's the same as humans.
Oh, is that so?
First of all, when you come back from work...
The computer that got infected with that terrible computer virus...
It's all melty.
It's all...
...melty.
From the top of the screen, it's all plastic.
And the mouse is upside down.
It's all raised up.
It's all stiff. Which one is it?
You tell me!
Which one is it? Is it hard or soft?
You tell me.
The mouse is all like this.
It's all stiff.
I see.
Why is it like this?
Well, whatever.
It's always like this when it's upside down.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a lie.
Yeah.
If you have a fever, won't it go up from the AC?
Ah, ah, ah...
That's not good.
Ah, I see.
People like that die.
If you don't, you'll die. That's what Hototogis thinks.
I hate that way of thinking.
I don't know about this stupidity.
Then how do you fix it?
Tell me how you fix it.
Why do you ask in such a annoying way?
Ah, how do you fix it?
What if you get married?
Ah, ah, you can't take it off, can you?
Ah, ah, ah...
Ah, it feels good! It feels good!
You might feel like doing it, you idiot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, I get it now.
Right?
Yeah, that's how you do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm sorry.
Then how do you fix it? Can you tell me?
What?
The heated computer.
Yes, that's fine.
I'm sorry.
Do you have a computer?
For now, I do, but...
Ah, if that's the case, I'll tell you.
Ah, thank you.
Do you have an indoor sweater?
You must have one, don't you?
Do you?
Yes.
First of all, cut it thickly and put it on his head.
I'll do it more and more.
So, first of all, cut it thickly and put it on his head.
Basically, it's okay.
And put his head sideways.
Oh...
Sideways.
It's always hard for me.
And do you have ginger or something?
I think you can find it.
Cut it.
You can eat it.
Oh, I...
Feel it on your computer.
Cut it thickly and put it on his head.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san.
Do you usually talk with animals and trees like you do with humans?
Have you ever talked with tofu?
If you have, what did you talk about?
I...
I haven't talked about anything.
Well...
Tofu...
Tofu and a swimsuit...
I haven't talked with a swimsuit all day long.
Is that possible?
With a swimsuit?
With a swimsuit...
What did you talk about all day long?
Because it's like this.
So it was easy to talk with.
Our eyes are about the same.
I talked like a carnivore.
Well, it's not easy to talk with, but what do you talk about all day long with a swimsuit?
First of all, what kind of person I've been in love with.
Right?
There were a lot of things like that.
Well, it's okay if it's a swimsuit.
Then, tofu...
Have you ever talked with tofu?
I have.
Tell me what you talked about.
Hm?
You talked with tofu, didn't you?
Yes.
I did.
You did, didn't you?
Yes.
Then tell me what you talked about.
Basically, I only talked about soy milk.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about about soy milk?
No, I can't say it on TV.
He talked about it a lot.
He talked about soy milk a lot.
He talked about it a lot.
Yes, he did.
He talked about it a lot.
Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter.
He said like that.
Did you laugh at him?
No, I didn't.
I'd be angry if I did.
No, you're not like that.
I really am.
You're not like that.
I guess there are many things like that.
What are they?
Like problems between parents and children.
Do parents and children get along?
It seems like parents and children get along, too.
Of course, they say "Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter."
(snort)
Hey, can't you say something better?
You know, you're kind of sloppy and sloppy.
You made up your mind like that.
Isn't it? For me.
Everyone is like that.
I have a question for Indie Jones and Matsumoto- san of Gotanda.
Who is Gotanda?
Gotanda doesn't say it like that!
The more you think about it.
Only that part is...
Hey, Hamcam.
You guys don't say it like you think!
Come on! It's written here!
Gotanda's Indie Jones.
Well, it's fine. Gotanda's Indie Jones is fine.
Matsumoto-san, I have a question.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please tell me why the Neanderthals were exterminated.
Well, well, it's fine.
Finally, a decent handwriting...
Is it coming? Is it coming?
I was wondering what to do!
Like an idiot...
I'm sorry.
Like an idiot...
I'm sorry, really.
The Neanderthals were really idiots.
Oh, I see.
They were really idiots!
Oh, really?
They were such idiots!
I see.
I think it can't be helped even if they were exterminated.
Oh, they were that much of idiots?
They were idiots!
For example, how can you say that?
Huh?
How can you say that?
They were really idiots.
When they pooped, they held a bucket.
Oh...
They were idiots, weren't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
They thought that pooping was a devil's servant.
I see.
That's why...
They kept holding their poop.
Yes.
As a family.
Well, not as a family, but as a village.
Yes, yes, yes.
It seems like they were really amazing!
Like, "Poop!"
It seems like they had a bucket in there.
"Poop!" Can you say something like that?
Poop!
You're an old man!
I wish I could say something like that!
Like this...
And like this...
Wow, they were so wide-legged!
Everyone, gather up!
Like this...
They thought it was a devil's servant if they pooped.
Yes.
You're amazing!
If you pooped, I'd be looking at you.
I'd be jealous of you.
Like this...
"Nice!" Like this...
Like this...
Not nice, is it?!
Are you nice?!
Who's that?
It's an old man.
Are you nice?!
I see.
What do you mean "nice"?!
It's like "haratezo"!
Come here!
Pang!
Then the old man would go "Prii!"
And they'd do that...
And it was a repeat.
But you know...
There's a long history to it.
Yes, there is.
In the past, there were also people who got scared.
Yes, there was.
If that had happened, I would have gotten rid of the devil's servant.
I see.
It was a big deal.
Of course.
First of all, Anar is at fault.
Oh, is that so?
Yes. But we all call Anar "pachinko".
It's not your fault, Anar!
Who's that?
It's Choro.
Oh, it's Choro.
Choro said, "Everyone, wait!"
Everyone, wait!
It's not Anar's fault!
It's Anar's fault!
Bring me the pachinko!
Bring me the pachinko I hid behind my back!
You don't have to hide it!
Where did you put it?
You don't have to hide it!
Bring me the pachinko!
Choro's pachinko is a little big.
The ball?
Yes, the ball.
Villagers' pachinko is small like this.
Wait!
Here it comes!
Here is my big ball!
It's not your fault!
You've been saying it for a while!
It's not your fault, Anar!
We know that, so we're doing it!
Here we go!
I see.
One, two, three!
What are you doing?
That was a tragic event.
You don't eat it, do you?
If you eat it, it will come out!
If you eat it, it will come out, right?
No, you're wrong!
I'm asking you why you died!
I know you didn't like it when I pooped!
I know you did it because Anar said it wasn't good!
Why did you die?
What?
Why did you die?
That's right!
Why?
Of course you'd die!
Why?
First of all, you can't eat it!
Yes, yes.
If you don't eat it as little as you can,
in the end, the devil's servant will come and eat it.
That's right!
The devil's servant will definitely come and eat it!
Yes, yes.
If you eat it as little as you can...
That's terrible, if you eat it as little as you can.
Of course.
So you should eat it as little as you can,
and your mouth should be small.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Because you don't eat it!
No, but...
Yes.
In the end, what does it mean to increase the number of ancestors?
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
No, but...
I'm talking about you!
No!
Can you do it while holding your poop?
Of course!
That's what I'm saying!
But you have to increase the number of ancestors.
Yes.
What do you do about it?
A little...
So, when a baby is born,
the baby will come out and say, "Yay, yay!"
You did it!
I won't forgive you for taking a baby!
I'll take the pachinko you've been hiding since you were born!
But, you know...
I know where it is.
Just leave it there.
You don't have to hide it.
It's not your fault.
No, it's Anal's.
It's your Anal's fault.
I know, I know.
Mine is a big one, but bear with me.
I'll tell you that, too.
Bam! Again with the baby.
Right?
Because it's small.
You can't return it like this, can you?
I see.
It's a problem, really.
It's amazing.
So, that's why it died?
It's amazing.
It seems like everyone came out from Itardo in the end.
It seems like it.
It's a dirty story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I guess that's how it is.
I don't really want to hear about coming out.
Then I'd like to hear more about the eldest son.
Do you want to hear about the eldest son?
Actually, I'll say it now.
The eldest son kept quiet about it to everyone.
Of course.
I can't stand it until I'm that old.
I see.
Where did you meet?
Everyone said, 'It's 7 o'clock tomorrow.'
I'm going to sleep.
When everyone fell asleep...
I woke up.
It's amazing.
It came out like a boiled egg.
A boiled egg...
"Neanderthals." "Why did they perish?"
- Right? - That's right.
So, you know...
This is what led to the opening, right?
What is it?
Today's topic is...
Patience is not good.
Yes, yes, yes...
If you put up with a sore throat,
"you'll end up drinking 200 glasses of wine," right?
- Yes, yes, yes... - That happened, right?
- You didn't drink, right? - No.
Again?
You drank a lot, didn't you?
What do you think I drank? You didn't ask, did you?
What do you think 220 yen is?
What do you mean?
- 220 yen... - What do you think 220 yen is?
Don't think 100 yen for two glasses and 10 yen for two glasses are 220 yen.
- Oh, it's not like that? - 100 yen for one glass and 50 yen for two glasses and...
5 yen for two glasses and 10 yen for one glass.
That's why I don't buy wine at all.
No, but what did you drink?
What I drank is much finer, much finer.
It had 5 yen in it, you know?
If you don't take that away at all,
I'm saying 220 yen, 100 yen for two glasses and 10 yen for two glasses,
and you're not allowed to say that.
But it's not your fault!
It's your anal fault!