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13th Gaki no Tsukai Ara Ende Chiki Chiki! Oogiri Daigassen!
This time, we have 13 episodes worth of Oogiri Daigassen!
The host is me, Hamada Masatoshi! Thank you for coming!
Now, everyone, let's welcome our three speakers! Please come in!
(Applause)
Now, let me introduce myself one by one!
First of all, yes, go ahead!
Today, too, I was able to represent heroes!
I'm Yose Yamasaki of the Comedy Club of Kamon Yoko!
Yes, thank you!
Now, next to me!
I'm sorry to say this myself, but...
...this May, my eldest daughter was born!
Thank you very much!
(Applause)
My child's growth is really fast, so...
...today, I'm going on a trip to Karuizawa with my friends!
(Laughter)
It's not that fast!
(Laughter)
I'm Endo Shodo!
Yes, nice to meet you!
(Applause)
Now, next to me!
The other day, when I woke up and sighed in relief...
...even though I didn't eat anything the night before, I smelled like poop!
(Laughter)
I'm Miyasako of the Comedy Club of Minichiwa Humpty Dumpty!
Yes, thank you!
Looking for a new house, we found you.
Two rooms out of four, Mr. Tanaka.
Are you born as Mr. Yonbuno?
I'm Humpty Dumpty of the Comedy Club of Minichiwa Humpty Dumpty!
Yes, thank you!
Well, in any case...
A half-body tireless attack!
This is amazing!
With that momentum, I would like to get on the stage.
I'm Hotaru of the Comedy Club of Potenhit Humpty Dumpty!
Yes, thank you!
Yes, last but not least, this man!
Well... I have a bad feeling about this penalty game.
Mentally, too.
It's only sudden, but I had a dream about a black man.
My fans are...
My fans are... Humpty Dumpty of the Comedy Club of Minichiwa Humpty Dumpty!
Yes, thank you!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Humpty Dumpty of the Comedy Club of Potenhit Humpty Dumpty!
Since it's Humpty Dumpty of the Comedy Club of Potenhit Humpty Dumpty, I'm sure you're used to it.
Yes, thank you!
I'd like you to do a strange Humpty Dumpty of the Comedy Club of Potenhit Humpty Dumpty!
Yes!
I'm going to give you a topic, and I'd like you to imagine it and say, "Oh, that sounds like a good idea!"
Sounds good?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Here's the first one!
The name of an nutritious drink with great effects!
Right?
Sounds good, doesn't it?!
This will cheer you up right away!
That's the name of a nutritious drink
Sounds good, doesn't it?!
Yes, Yama-chan!
It's not luck!
Yukkeru...
Penalty!
Kokkirin...
D
It doesn't sound like luck at all!
Kokkirin...
Miyazako...
Double Gorilla...
Kitamex...
Junior...
Give it to him!
Give it to the kid!
I was looking at it and it made me blush!
Give it to the kid!
Power Giants...
Power Giants...Pentagon!
That's a good way of saying it!
It does sound like it!
Power Giants...Pentagon!
Yes!
Makka...Makkamamushi...Makkamamushi...Eijo!
Oh, it's Tsubu now!
Eijo! Eijo!
Are you kidding me?!
Oh, I see!
I wasn't kidding!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Um...Toijo!
No way! No way!
I don't like Eijo!
Here it is!
Tsuyoshi Nagamuchi's hit song!
Oh, it does sound like it!
Yes, yes.
Right?!
Oh, I like it.
Right?!
Yes.
Let's go with this one!
Nagamuchi-san's hit song!
Yes!
Yama-chan!
"Kamaki"!
It does sound like it, doesn't it?!
What are you doing right now?!
Yes, Endo!
Huh?!
Hareta Hi Ni...Kawaii Gattemo Iize!
No, no, I get it, but...
If you say it like that, it's disgusting!
Oh, is that so?
Album...
No way!
I get it!
It's not a single cut!
No, it's not a single cut.
Right?!
Yes, it's an album.
It's an album, right?
Yes.
"Tsutomu"...
It's there, right?
It's there.
"Tsutomu" by Ryuji.
Ryuji has one, too.
Yes, yes.
Kobushi...Junjou...na Hito
Why is it a single cut?!
Guppai...Okku Butae
I'm sure you'll sing it.
Don't lie! You made such a song?!
Did you make it?!
I'll make it. "Guppai...Okku Butae"
I'll make it. I'll definitely make it.
I, Nagabuchi...
I know it, but...
You dare to say it here?!
Drowning, connecting, dancing!
Everyone, do you remember what we did last time?
Yes, we do!
Two bars of music each.
You make your own dance.
Then you add it up and make it yourself.
You do it like that, right?
Yes!
Thank you!
For those of you who got stuck, we prepared this for you.
What is it?
It's a f***ing machine!
For those of you who got stuck, you cross it like this.
This is the switch and...
Ok, let's start with Yama-chan!
Ready...
You...
You're the only one who got it right!
This is...this is a punishment!
No, no, no!
You cross it with your right hand and your left hand.
You don't know it?!
You did it, didn't you?! Don't lie to me!
You lied!
No, no, just one more time.
It's easy!
It's simple!
I don't care! You're all noisy!
Let's go!
Ready...
Let's go!
Let's do right and left together!
Why me?
Sorry, I'll do it again.
Don't say you don't know anymore.
I won't go any further.
Got it?
Remember it well.
Last one, Yama-chan.
Ready...
Last one, Yama-chan.
It's non-tourism!
Let's continue.
End, ready...
This is scary, scary, scary.
Come on, everyone!
What? What?
Ready...
Ouch!
Who will do it?
Do you want to do what you feel like doing?
Let's do it!
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, okay?
*thud* *thud* *thud*
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Eh?
What's wrong with you?!
You were wrong! You were wrong!
You were wrong!
Eh?
It's true!
Eh?
You're really wrong!
Wow! It's really long!
It's a shame. It hurts.
Good luck!
Good! Good!
Hey!
You can do it! You can do it!
OK! OK! OK!
I don't remember it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
Hey, you're definitely going to lose the sixth one.
But I'm fed up with it!
I'm fed up with it!
It's tough.
It's tough!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
OK! OK! OK!
Good!
That's definitely it!
Penalty game!
Okay, Mazuru-san, go ahead.
Whoa, whoa!
Scary!
What's going on?
This is... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
This is a little dangerous, isn't it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't worry. Goods is crouching.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where does it hit?
Is it where it hits?
Get closer!
I'm scared!
Closer! Closer! Like this!
No, no, no!
It's a big cut, isn't it?
That's right!
Who would do something like this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm scared!
This!
I'm scared!
Three! Two!
It's done!
Whoa!
I don't know about this.
It's still in!
Let's do it one more time!
Ready, go!
I like that!
Isn't it too forward?
Just once, right?
Just in front, right?
Just in front.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
Ready, go!
That's right!
Let's do it!
OK, let's do it!
Good.
Good, right?
Good.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, Ibo.
Yama-chan.
Yo!
Huh?
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you doing?
No one does it like this.
You're doing things you shouldn't do.
And you're doing it in a different way.
You're skipping one.
What are you doing?
I don't remember it at all.
Huh? It was so easy!
You're so good at it!
What's wrong with you?!
Your brain is being used for memory.
I don't remember it at all.
My tongue...
My tongue is completely...
This is a shame.
I thought it was a shame.
Right?
No...
3...
2...
1...
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Amazing!
Okay, one more time!
We'll do it with the same song!
Junman, what will you do?!
I... I'm sorry, I'll do it first...
I can't do it!
I can't do it either!
Everyone, use your waist strength!
I'll do one action, you do a double action!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Okay!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Alright!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's start with Matsumoto-san!
Ready...
Hey!
Why?!
Hey!
Why?!
Because I want to end it already!
Do it properly!
Ready...
It's that kind of repetition, right? You know it, right? That kind of repetition.
Let's do it. Ready...
OK OK.
Is it OK?
OK OK.
OK.
Ready...
Thank you very much.
Let's eat.
Ready...
Go!
I ate ramen in a pot.
Ramen in a pot?
It was a pot.
I thought it was a bath.
A bath?
A bath!
I thought it was a bath.
A floor game.
You don't do it in a pot, do you?
Yama-chan!
It's hot.
Yama-chan!
It's cold.
Are you okay?
Huh?
Are you okay?
It wasn't like that last year.
That's right.
It hasn't improved that much.
Are you okay?
Hey!
Don't hit me!
Ready, go!
Yes!
No, no, you don't have anything to say.
Instead of dancing, tell us a story.
Did you call for someone?
Yes, we did.
Ma'am, I made some good soup.
And then...
Hey!
Yes!
Dad! Dad did it!
Dad did it!
Next, Matsumoto!
Eh, me again?!
Yes!
Eh, me again?!
Yes!
Eh?
It's been a while
It's finally been a while
It's been a while
It's been a while...
Let's see how many times you can do it!
Yes!
Ready!
Yes!
What?!
Why?!
Why are you wearing pants?!
Why?!
Why are you wearing dirty pants?!
I don't know!
Maybe there was a reason...
It's a kitchen, isn't it?!
Kitchen?! Why did you take off your pants?!
It's a kitchen!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Kitchen?!
It's a kitchen!
It's bad! It's bad!
Ok, ready...
I don't know!
What?!
It's a kitchen?!
It's a kitchen!
He took off his pants, but he said "sorry, sorry" and spat out again.
Yes!
He spat out again!
End!
I'm glad!
Ok, ready...
It's a kitchen!
He spat out again!
It's a kitchen!
It's dangerous for you!
Honestly...
You spat out?!
I spat out again!
He took off his pants and spat out!
I took off my pants!
He took off his pants and spat out!
He took off his pants and came out and said "sorry", and sped in...
Ok, second round!
Eh, I don't know the count anymore...
Ok, ready...
(upbeat music)
(whistle blowing)
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
(audience laughing)
- Three, two, one, go!
(audience laughing)
- Three, two, one, go!
(whistle blowing)
- One, go!
(whistle blowing)
- One, go!
(whistle blowing)
(audience applauding)
Next week's broadcast is "Big Cut Team Battle Transformation"!
In the new project "Let's Go As Far As We Can",
comedians who are repeatedly rejected mentally drive the members away!
And in "Amitabe Zone", which was continued last time,
a new punishment game beyond "Big Cut" will attack the members!
Will the six of them meet their fate?!
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