AISubs v3.5
Eh? Eh? What? Eh? What? Eh? What did you say? What?
And this time...
During this time, I was able to carry a lot of things.
Aya, and my daughter Momo, and now Aya's baby in her belly.
A man becomes stronger the more things he carries.
Please think of me now as a lion who hasn't been fed for a week.
That's how much I think of you.
In order to settle the conflict of fate, the man stands up again.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
- Mr. Somosomos! - Yes!
- It's been about a year and a half! - Yes, it has!
- We've returned to the theme park. - We've really returned!
- Er... - What did we do last time?
- Er... we said "gikkurigoshi" and "nattatta". - Huh? "nattatta"?
We didn't say "nattemotta", we said "gikkurigoshi" and "nattatta".
- Let's welcome today's star! - Yes!
It's Hosei Yamasaki!
- Here he is! - Here he is!
- Here we go again with this training.
- Here we go! - Yes!
- Well, today... - Yes!
- Before the performance, you said you were in good shape. - Yes!
- Is that so?
- Today, we've been doing "omorima" competitions many, many times... - Yes, yes, yes...
- I think you're in the best shape today! - This time? - Yes!
- That's great! - It's been a while!
- What are you saying? - Right?
I still don't know what you're saying.
- Well, Yamashita! - Yes!
- Go to where Moriman is now. - Yes!
- Kogoriko is there. - Yes, Kogoriko.
- Let's take a look at the scene. - Yes!
- Kogoriko! - Yes!
- Well, now we're in front of Moriman's dressing room... - Yes!
- It's very... - Huh?
- Exciting... - Exciting and noisy!
- It's amazing! - Yes!
- Let's take a look! - What's up? What's up?
- What kind of training is this? - What kind of...
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- What?
What? What? What?
You...
- What is going on? - What is going on?
- While they're dancing... - While they're dancing...
- I don't think I will be in it. - It's very close inside of this.
- She's already been there at least once. - At least once.
- However, Tanemama is still being polished by Bibo. - Yes!
- Tanemama and Bibo are... - It feels good!
- The atmosphere is... - Ah!
Oh, it's a food kiss!
That's gross!
I'd like to ask about Moriman's current state of affairs.
I'd like to interview you.
Excuse me! I'm excited!
I'm excited, but I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, but we're about to fight.
Yamazaki-san is watching, so can you say something?
I know it's a waste of time,
but I'm serious about this.
I'll run away in ten seconds!
Moriman is the best!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
She's so vicious!
I know she's vicious, but...
And finally...
Here in Korakuen Hall...
After a year and four months...
The curtain that had been waiting for a year...
Is cut and dropped.
(cheers and applause)
Thank you for your patience for such a long time.
From now on, men and women's serious match.
Yamazaki vs. Noriman.
We will have a final revenge dream match this year!
(cheers and applause)
First of all, the commissioner of this tournament,
Downtown's entrance!
(cheers and applause)
Everyone, please pay attention to this.
Champion, Noriman's entrance!
(cheers and applause)
It's been 1 year and 4 months since we last had a match
Moriman, who has become a national idol in Africa
He's here to watch Central African Television's "Mitchell Shigeru"
It's none of your business!
What are you trying to say?
Please welcome, Yamazaki Kousei!
Yamazaki Kousei
Do you know what you're looking at?!
You better not tell!
What?! It's already over?!
- Too fast! - What?! It's already over?!
Too fast!
I don't have it!
Give me some time.
I said I don't have it.
Give me some time.
Calm down, calm down.
You'll get it soon.
What if I have it?
If you have it, you'll get it.
I don't have it.
You're too greedy.
Yes.
Everyone!
I'm back!
Come out!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
It's my spirit.
Come out with your spirit.
You said it yourself.
That's right.
That's...
I said it to everyone, so I don't know.
It's been a while since I said it, so I have a lot of things in my mind.
I see.
You!
It seems like you've designed your body and let it slide.
What?
You said it's a slide even if you lose your mind.
It seems like you're following everything!
Please.
You're slipping!
No!
Get in from the back.
Yes, yes.
Get in from the back.
Yes.
Thanks to you, it seems like you only have a regular radio now!
You marry an ugly woman and live with an ugly woman!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
Don't run away from me today!
I will never run away!
Of course!
Even if you're not cute, kids will be watching!
There she is! There she is!
There she is!
Later!
Let's continue!
Now, we will have a bouquet from our challenger, Hosei Yamazaki, a local.
Who?!
This time, we have with us...
Yamazaki-sensei's first time living in a shared apartment in Tokyo...
Kamichi Tomokino-sama!
Please welcome him.
You're kidding me, right?
You're kidding me, right?!
This can't be happening!
And now, we will present the Endo Holy Cross by Kokoriko Endo Shouzou.
Please pay attention to the hall behind you.
And now, we will present the Endo Holy Cross!
The world is one and the world is two.
I pray for the world to become one and I dedicate it to all people around the world.
(cheers and applause)
Do you want world peace?
So everyone, let's do our best!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(cheers and applause)
Once again, we will introduce the players.
Red corner, 210 pounds, Hokkaido lethal weapon, dosanco beauty, champion, Morima!
(cheers and applause)
First of all, blue corner, 130 pounds, eternal daddy boy, comedy student born by Nishinomiya, Kosei Yamazaki! (cheers and applause)
Welcome! (cheers and applause)
Now, let's get started!
Yes!
Let's go with the match!
Yes!
Now, this match is...
(cheers and applause)
Well, about 18!
Yes!
First of all, first round!
First round, yes!
Which one shall we go with?
Well, this one is already...
That's right! Since it's an old one...
Yes!
Let's go with "butterfly fighting"!
Yes! Let's go with it!
(cheers and applause)
Now, first round is...
"Butterfly fighting"!
(cheers and applause)
It's not that I don't like it, it's that I hate it the most.
The truth is, he hates this the most, and it looks like he really hates it, but...
He says it hurts a lot.
I'd like you to buy it for me.
I see.
I guess I should say that I'm a bit of a parent.
But your face is already depressed.
That's right.
I'm not very good at this, but...
Ah, I see.
Then, let's go!
Yes!
"Butterfly fighting"! (cheers and applause)
That's fast!
You dropped it all of a sudden!
Yamaguchi-san!
Your little finger may have broken.
Hey!
What's wrong?
What's going on?
I can see the punch!
What's going on?
My thumb...
My thumb's hardest spot...
Hit my little finger...
And may have broken.
Your thumb's hardest spot...
Hit your little finger...
And may have broken.
So... how are you feeling right now?
I'm not doing good tonight!
This isn't going to end like this, is it?
W-wait, wait...
Okama?!
I said wait, wait!
What?
The gobo is... just a tree.
Really!
But it's not growing as much as last time!
Because it fell!
The gobo in the basket fell!
Ready...
Go! Go!
Jump!
Go! Go!
Jump!
What's wrong with you?
Your face is in the way!
Yama-chan!
I'm sorry!
Your forehead is broken!
My forehead is broken!
Is it really broken?
My forehead!
Your forehead is broken?
Yama-chan, you're a monster!
Can you bite it?
Come on!
Please let me have the next match!
Hurry!
Let's go back!
Yes, please show us the next match!
I'm curious and I'd like to see it!
Yes!
What is a "knee bag" match?
I don't know!
Yes!
Then let's go!
Next up is the "knee bag" match!
Let's see what you can do!
That's right!
Your hands and legs are full of "knee bags"!
Yes, they are!
Let's go! "Knee bag" match!
Ready!
Let's go!
You can do it!
What's that?
My lung... my lung is crushed...
Ah, here it is!
What?
This time, his lung is crushed!
I'll open it!
Are you okay?
Let's go.
This is no good, right?
No, no.
This is no good, right?
This is...
This is no good, right?
Yama-chan, think about it!
I got it.
He said he got it.
Second out!
Out, out, out!
Okay, okay, okay!
It's okay, it's okay!
Okay, okay! Run away, run away, run away!
I got it!
Okay!
What's that? What's that?
I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
This is pretty hard...
Now, forward, forward, forward!
Good job, good job!
Go, go, go!
Go!
You can do it!
Go! Go! Go!
Amazing!
His neck is like...
His neck is amazing!
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
Is... is something wrong?
Hey, which one did you buy?
No, no, no...
Ask your heart!
By the way, should we go to the market right now?
Wait a minute, please.
But today...
Yes?
I'm surprised you're doing well.
I'm sorry.
I see.
It's true...
Yes.
If it was before, I would have gone home about once.
I won't go home.
You won't go home?
Yes.
Then, Mr. Wazo, please choose the next match.
The next match is...
Well...
Enchantowel Match!
OK, OK, OK, OK!
It's got nothing to do with you, Eichan!
Well, um...
What's wrong with you?
Eichan's towel is a little wet.
Oh, I see.
Let's do it!
Ready!
Eichan's towel!
Ready!
OK, OK!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Cut it!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
This was a fierce battle!
Nice fight! Nice fight!
Can you show us your faces?
Yes! Yes!
Go! Go! Go!
The first one is...
Yasuo! Yasuo!
Well...
This is the first time for me to see someone kneel twice in a ring.
Nice fight! Nice fight!
A pig fat painting battle!
Nice fight! Nice fight!
A pig fat painting battle!
That's the pig fat painting battle?
Yes!
This is...
In other words, it's a rally!
Then let's go!
Ready!
Go!
It's a rally, rally.
(The audience laughs)
You're being ridiculous!
(The audience laughs)
What's going on?
But it's not moving.
It's not stopping.
I did it!
Excuse me, do you know Yamazaki-kun?
Take it easy.
Are you new to this?
Take it easy.
You can't speak at all. What's going on here?
Can you talk?
How did it go?
I lost!
I lost again!
You look cool!
You look like a math teacher.
And now!
Yes!
Let's give a big welcome to Gajinko!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Here is the first question!
In fact, Momotaro had a monkey, a dog, a rabbit and one more comrade.
By the way, what is that comrade?
So, let's start with Mr. Yamazaki.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Then, Mr. Yamazaki, please give us the answer!
Tomoi-kun.
One more person?
No chance. No chance. No chance.
Not now. Not now.
Odai is bad.
Not now. Not now.
Not now.
Odai is bad.
Odai is bad?
Odai is bad it seems.
Odai can you change it please?
Odai is bad it seems.
No. Next one is okay.
Is it?
Yes, I have confidence.
Then should we go for the next one?
Do you want a new one?
Which is the next question?
The title of the new action movie that is definitely a big hit is...
Yama-chan!
Please!
Please give us the answer!
Knives clash.
What do you mean?
What kind of fight is this?!
I've got a pain in my spirit!
What is this?!
I thought you might win.
Will you win?!
"Will you win?" How about that way of saying it?
"Will you win?" He said.
Want to go again?
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
That's amazing.
I accept your challenge.
No thank you!
Give me the mic.
Oh, mic.
Mic!
Hey, you guys!
That's it for today, but...
Next time...
Fight me on the field!
What are you talking about?! I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm not running away!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
That's right! You ugly wife and ugly kid!
And another child waiting for you in your belly!
My back! My back!
You okay?
You ready?
Okay, you ready?
You can keep going?
I can keep going.
Here I go!
Wow.
Okay, then...
Let's have a mouth-to-mouth volleyball match!
I won!
A mouth-to-mouth volleyball match!
Yama-chan, do your best, okay?
Yeah!
There's a lot of heartless words coming out of you.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Okay!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Alright!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Hey! Stop him!
Stop him!
You idiot!
That's foul!
You idiot!
That's foul!
Okay, I'm sorry about everything.
What's wrong?
Aww.. Aren't you going to win a point?
Tanaka, why don't you do it?
OK, OK...
The result is...
Yes!
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes, yes...
No, it doesn't move like this...
It looks like you guys are playing...
OK, go ahead...
Did you get it?
Oh, you got it...
What is it?
Oh, you're right...
It spins well...
Try it...
It spins well...
Ah!
Um... we just had a little handshake...
Yes... handshake...
Why do you say it twice? What is it?
What kind of handshake is it?
The ball is spinning and getting messy...
Yes, yes...
Yes...
Since it's spinning, should we remove it and do it again?
Yes...
It's better to be honest...
Why do you always go against Oggy again?
There's a source...
Why do you hate Oggy more than volleyball?
Let's go!
Last one!
Yes!
OK! OK!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Oooh!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ah!
It popped up!
It popped up! It popped up!
- Mr. Zak! Mr. Zak! - Mr. Zak! Mr. Zak!
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! - It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
- Just a moment, I'll go!
- Wait a moment - Let me go!
- Zak-san! Zak-san! - She's running away...
Mr. Zak...
Sorry...
Yamasaki, who ran away, collapsed in front of the waiting room.
There was a miserable man's figure.
You're an adult.
No, you're not.
You're an adult.
What's wrong? You're an adult.
I hit my head.
Let's hit your head.
I want you to hit me hard.
Okay?
He's still spinning on the ring.
Damn it!
Will Yamasaki be able to recover?
Yamasaki predicted this would happen.
And in the meantime, it seems like he's prepared some people to help him.
Here, before Yamasaki returns to the ring,
Mandanshi Ayano Koji Hepomaro makes an appearance.
Thank you! Thank you!
Hepomaro! Hepomaro, you're the best!
My name is Ayano Koji Hepomaro.
My name is Kouji Ayano. My face is Kouji Doudou. My body is Kouji Kuro. Welcome.. Welcome to my show.
I am very happy to meet you in this way.
Can I say thank you? I don't have words of thank you. So I don't say it.
Thank you. Thank you.
For 30 years, no one has been able to come this far.
Each and every customer who came here...
...is doing it thanks to me.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Do it now!
Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
Finally, this business is going up!
Well, this is also thanks to you, Yamazaki.
This is also thanks to you.
So, Yamazaki-san, how did it go?
Oh, I just heard it.
He's going to try it again.
It looks like he's ready!
Yamazaki, you're the best! Yamazaki, you're the best!
Yamazaki, you're going to do it, right?
Do it now!
Thank you!
And now...
Here...
Middle-aged wrestling showdown!
Let's do it!
Wrestling showdown!
Things are getting pretty big for me.
Wait, Yama-chan...
Once you put on the harness, you can't do it anymore.
Are you okay with that?
It'll take me an hour to put on the harness.
Koji Ayanami, please come out of the hippo cage.
No, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done. What are you talking about?
What is this? It's amazing.
It's amazing. It's amazing.
Shall we do it?!
It's cold!
No!
Attack! Attack! Attack!
Attack!
Yama-chan, attack!
Attack! Attack! Attack!
Hit it!
Wait, my shoulders...
Hit it!
Turn around!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hit it! Hit it!
Yeah!
Hey!
How is it?
I won! I won!
What do you want?!
Run away!
What's that?
Why did you turn red?
My sardines got eaten and it hurts.
You should have taken it first.
That's right.
At first I was like, "Huh? Are you dating?"
That's right, Yamada-chan! Choose what you have left!
Oh, I'm good at this, so I'll do it!
Right? You're good at it.
Ankake!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Ankake competition is hot!
Welcome!
It's hot!
Tanaka-kun gave us some advice.
What did he say?
He told us to check the temperature.
He said it's hot.
You confirmed it yourself, didn't you?
Alright, let's do it!
Let's make it hot!
Alright!
Alright, let's do it!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I want you to reduce the amount of ankake!
Huh? No way!
Is it that heavy?
Stop it!
Yamada-chan! Yamada-chan!
Alright, let's do it!
Ankake competition is hot!
No way!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
It's heavy!
Are you going to reduce it?
Yes.
If you reduce it...
I can't reduce it!
You can't hold it?
I don't know.
You're the one who has a problem.
I can't handle it.
You! You! You can't hold it!
Alright, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Alright!
Oh!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Gamma Rock
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Go, Gamma Rock! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
All right, Gamma, let's go!
Honttonipurin
What did you say?
I can't do it.
I'm telling you to do it on your own.
I can't do it.
I'll do it someday.
I'll do it in the summer.
You'll do it?
I'll do it.
You'll do it soon.
You'll do it on New Year's Eve?
I'll do it on New Year's Eve.
I can't do it.
Do you want to go back to the ring and do it?
I can't do it.
He couldn't make a miracle happen again.
Yamasaki made a complete knockdown physically and mentally.
He ran away once, but went back to the ring.
However, the result was a regretful eight consecutive losses.
Hang in there, Yamasaki!
We're waiting for you to stand up again!
This program was brought to you by Yamasaki.