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In the first episode of "Kids' Usefulness", Chiki Chiki, Hamada VS Matsumoto Goori Kohoka, Shijo Kouzen 4 vs 1, HELLS OF BOWLING COMPETITION!
It's been a while since I've been alone.
Sometimes it's better to be alone, but I'll do my best today.
Let's do our best!
But even if they look like this, in that sense, they're garbage.
Because they say "sage**".
Like a sage comedian.
It's not like that.
Everyone, please take a look at this.
This time too, we have a lot of support plans.
For example...
Turkey Hunter
There's no way we're supporting you.
There isn't, right?
Dase Shikoku Katsuo Nage
Histeria Katsuo Nage
We'll do our best, but we're not in Shikoku.
We're not in Shikoku.
We'll do our best.
Gata Comedian Born in Western Omiya
That's also a movie.
Matsumoto, Kokoriko, and others.
We're serious.
But if you say too much about it, we won't have anyone else.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
This match will be played according to normal bowling rules.
However, Matsumoto's team will have to bowl with four people.
For this match, we've invited America's No. 1 cheerleaders from North Carolina and Phoenix.
Please come out!
One, two, three and four!
One year, one year, one year promotion!
You're mean!
Surprisingly, those glasses are interesting.
I'm definitely not that kind of person.
This time...
Well, there are some personal things.
It seems like only my team has a coach.
What about us?
No, we'll do it ourselves.
We don't have one yet?
We'll do our best ourselves.
Something's wrong.
Let's welcome the pro bowler, Yukari Oyama!
Nice to meet you!
This time, we'll have Yukari Oyama, who has won many tournaments, as a coach.
First, let's see her skills.
You're suddenly asking me for a split.
Can you do it?
Of course I can.
Of course you can!
Even if you strike, you're still a pro.
Of course you can.
Only by winning this...
That's amazing.
Is this OK?
Well, it's great, but...
From the moment you threw it...
Is this OK? Is this OK?
From now on, it's practice and strategy time for each team.
It's heavier than I thought.
I did it two days ago.
With everyone.
My head hurts.
Holding it is also...
It's heavier than I thought.
Is this OK?
No, I'll win.
So, from now on...
It's like this, right?
Yes, it is.
Is this OK?
Yes, it is.
I see.
OK, let's do it.
It's decided.
Let's do it.
Can you close it a little more?
Excuse me.
Like this.
Ready, set...
No, I can't do it anymore.
I don't think I can throw it.
It's like this for me.
Yes, yes.
It's like this for me, too.
It's a cool ball, so it's like this.
But I hit it.
That's right.
You can't do it that well.
Can you do it?
I don't know if I can do it.
That's right.
No, I definitely can't do it.
I'll try it.
Is it OK now?
Thank you for your help.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Thank you for your help.
Is it good?
Yes, it's OK.
Let's do it.
Yes.
It's finally time for the battle.
What will happen to the first and second round of variable bowling?
Hamada is in the lead.
Matsumoto's team is in second place.
Hamada is in first place.
Let's do it.
Yes.
I'm in first place.
Look at his strength.
If he scores here...
It's not good.
It's not good if he scores.
He scored!
It's not good!
This is the first time we're doing it together since we were born.
That's right.
Even if we practice, we can't do it.
That's right.
The four of them have never thrown together in practice.
What will happen in the first match to be commemorated?
This is Gata. If you say it straight...
It's not good!
I'm sure they'll do it.
Hey!
If you do it like that, you'll get hurt.
It's not a game of death and rebirth.
If you say it straight, it's not good.
Make it smaller!
It's not good!
Let's go!
One, two...
Good, good, good!
Look!
It's aligned!
Who was that in the last moment?
It's red.
Hey!
That was great!
I wasn't expecting that, but...
I thought you'd win.
But you were standing there at the end.
That's amazing.
But there's one thing we know for sure.
I have something to say, but I can never do it again.
To be honest, it was all good results.
Hamada's second frame after Matsumoto's strike.
I'm sorry, thank you very much
Alright!
Good, good, good
Go, go!
Alright!
Then!
Just like before, we'll do it with exactly the same strength
Strength, balance, everything
Alright
Exactly the same
How do you want me to come closer?
No
W-w-w-wait a second
Wait, Tanaka-kun
No, Gata-san!
Gata-san!
He's too close
It's only a little distance
Gata-san!
Alright, here we go
Alright, one, two...
Hey!
See?
Hey!
Wake up!
Hey!
What's going on?
Ah, I see, that's how it is
That's how it is, right?
It's tough
It's the same time, so it doesn't matter which one it is
So it's a miracle that it's the first one
Wait
That's scary
I'm going to get hit
In that case, what should we do?
Should we go over there?
What's the point of this?
So for Yamazaki, it's better for you to do it with the intention of not getting hit.
Sacrifice it.
Me, with the intention of dying?
Yes.
With the intention of dying.
And then spend 3, 9 yen or more.
With the intention of dying?
I'm already dead, so just go!
It's okay for you to die, right?
Then you won't be fooled by his tricks of words.
I'm sorry.
You're trying to make me depressed, right?
Yes, that's right.
Even if you have the time, just go home!
If you say something like that, I'll be depressed.
That's right.
You'll be fooled.
Don't film me!
What did you do?
Don't film me! I'm filming you all!
You're not fooling me, right?
I'm not fooling you!
I'm not fooling you! I'm filming you all!
You're not fooling me, right?
It's dangerous!
See, you're not filming me at all!
Hey!
Don't fool me!
I'm really angry today!
Don't fool me!
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't be depressed.
Let's go!
Yes.
Are you going to die?
Yes.
I'm going to die!
I understand!
One, two...
Ah, this is good!
Please, ball!
Live!
It's okay, look!
I see!
What happened?
It's a tie.
Ah, but it's a good match!
It's a good match.
The third frame.
Hamada's second shot after hitting seven.
No!
No, no!
Speed up and down a little more.
It was too slow.
Because of the first strike, I thought it was okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
To be honest, I guard everything except for the strike.
That's right.
You always guard everything.
I always guard everything.
Let's go!
Yes!
One, two...
Go!
See!
Good! Good!
Good!
Yes!
Hamada doesn't want to be talked about here.
The fourth frame.
Good!
Thank you!
I knew it the moment I threw it.
I did it!
Matsumoto's team continues.
An important pitch after a strike.
Yes!
What is this?! I don't know anything!
I don't know what's good and what's bad at all!
I don't know anything at all!
This is bad!
What's going on?!
I don't know how to do this!
I'm going to go over there!
Well, well, well... Do you want me to try this?
Yes!
I'll go in the middle.
Wow, you're in my way!
Right?
Yes!
Ready?
One, two...
It's a speedball!
It's a speedball, but it's definitely going to break!
It's definitely going to break!
End! End! End!
It's over! It's over! It's over!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, you made it!
Two pins!
Oh, that's not good!
Huh?
Oh!
Oh, that's a relief!
One, two...
It's definitely going to break!
Yeah!
Oh, you're in my way!
You're in my way!
Thank you!
Go!
It's going to break! It's going to break!
Yeah!
Oh, you made it!
Oh!
Go for it!
Yeah, you made it!
Yo, I don't know!
Be brave!
Let's do it together!
I don't think we can do it yet.
Okay, okay!
I want to do it by myself.
But you can do it, right?
I can do it for sure!
One, two...
It's still yellow.
No, it's red.
Oh, that yellow...
That yellow...
Oh!
It's yellow!
Yeah!
Wow!
It's yellow!
Wow!
I'm getting crazy about this!
Right?
You got a strike and a spare somewhere.
That's right.
I'm getting crazy about this!
The game is in the middle of the game.
Hamada's face is getting serious.
Oh!
It's heavy!
Oh!
Yeah!
You got it!
You got a strike there!
One, two...
It's red!
Oh, no!
It's yellow!
Oh!
It's red!
Oh!
Wow!
That was amazing!
That was a goal!
You saved it!
The goalkeeper was like this!
He did like this!
That ball...
It's yellow!
As usual...
One, two...
Ah, look! He advanced!
Look at me! I'm really good at this!
Remain!
What's with you?!
Yellow!
Get out of here!
Ah, I see...
That's how it is...
Here, we want to narrow the gap at once!
The 8th frame, second throw!
He got it!
Ready...
Four pizzas...
This is bad!
What should we do?
This is bad!
Isn't this bad?
Huh? Four pizzas?
No!
I can't do it!
No, it's not like you can't catch up!
If you stop here, it's a draw again!
It's a draw!
It's a draw today!
We'll play again, right?
Let's leave it for next time!
Play again!
Play again next time!
Actually, we're losing right now!
We're losing!
We're losing with our feelings!
Because we'll definitely catch more than five next time!
Next time, we'll definitely catch more than a hundred!
We'll catch more!
Ready...
No! Wait a minute!
No!
This is bad!
No, we have to help each other!
Look!
Won't we get a result?
No!
We did it!
Look! Now we can't tell at all!
It was completely...
It was completely a miss ball!
This is talent power, right?
No, it's not like that!
Are we going to do a rematch or something?!
All of a sudden...
Let's go all out!
We couldn't tell where the match was going at all in the 9th frame!
Ready...
Again!
Purple one, go! Purple one, go! Purple one, go!
Go! Alright!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I don't get it at all. Look, it's a doppin' serve!
This is bad for me.
For now, Hamada-san, a spare is an absolute condition.
That's right!
A spare is an absolute condition.
Hamada is wrapped up in tension.
It's finally the final frame.
Oh, oh, good, good, good!
That's amazing!
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
But you know, but you know, when I do bowling with him, I usually get three in a row at the end!
That's true!
That's crazy! That's crazy!
That's crazy!
He missed the strike in the final frame of the second throw.
He got it.
He got the spare and Hamada finished with 133 points.
If I get a strike or spare now, but if I don't get it back, it's over.
You can't get either of them in this second throw.
That's right.
No matter what, he wants a strike or a spare.
It's finally time to settle things.
Here we go!
Don't be small and hard!
Here we go!
One, two!
This is going to work!
Blue! Blue! Blue!
Where's blue?! Where's blue?!
Where's blue?!
Good! Now hit yellow!
Hit yellow!
Yellow! Yellow! This is bad!
Just hit it!
Hit it!
But you can't go up until you hit it, right?
Hit it!
But you can't go up until you hit it, right?
Wow! That's weird!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
You can't go up until you hit it, right?
No, no. That's too hard.
I'm going to use a pro here.
Here we go!
Chance card!
I'm going to use it here.
I thought you were a six-dimensional mentalist.
I thought you were, but you're right.
I'm going to use it here.
You can't hit it on purpose!
Hurry up and do it!
What should we do?
We have to hit it anyway!
We all have to hit it!
It's impossible to all hit it!
If we all hit it, I'll screw up.
The worst outcome!
But if you calculate and you can do it,
if you miss it, you won't hit it.
It's impossible.
Even as a team, it's better to do it individually.
It's better to do it individually.
I'm not in.
I'm sorry.
If you don't do it, you'll get a bad result.
I'm sorry.
What do you want to do?
I want to do it like this.
I think it's better to do it like this.
If you don't do it, you'll get a bad result.
Let's talk about it.
Isn't it too much?
Wasn't it that red?
It's a little off.
Let's see it.
It's off.
It's really off.
If it's off, it's because it hits the pin and it's off.
That's right.
It's not off from the beginning.
Let's go.
Let's do it properly.
Of course.
One, two...
It's off! It's off!
We did it!
That's why...
Matsumoto team...
wins!
The members should have had a really good team play, but in the end it was individual play.
That's right.
It happened a lot.
This is no good.
Even if you think of it as a family, it's no good.
That's right.
It's been designed like that.
So, I'm going to do a "binter" now...
Welcome!
Are you going to stand up?
I want to see "binter."
It seems like it.
Should I do it?!
No, no, no.
You three should do it together.
Why?!
We just want to do it.
You guys are losing.
That's right, you guys are losing!
Why do you think of "binter" like that?
You guys are losing!
Line up!
That's weird.
It wasn't like that.
Line up! Line up!
It wasn't like that.
Wait a minute.
This plus the punishment game is no good.
What kind of game is that?