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Good evening!
What is it today?
Today, we're going to look at a masterpiece created by various talented artists.
We have to look back at it, don't we?
Yes, we do.
We have history.
It doesn't look like a fly.
Why would it look like a fly?!
In the past, these people have done it for us.
In short, this red one is a talent.
The black one is an amateur.
An amateur.
"Robsap" is the newest one.
It's worth 53,000 yen.
It's a comic edition.
Let's take a look at it.
I see.
There are a lot of people who want to do it now.
Really?
Yes.
Like Takeshi Kaneshiro.
I want to see it!
Also, Kimi Maruo.
I want to see it!
It hasn't changed at all.
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Many comedians have done comedy before.
It started 8 years ago with Hitoshi Matsumoto.
The rules are simple.
If the challenger changes during the meeting and laughs at you, you will be fined.
That's how popular comedy is.
Today, we will show you the masterpiece of comedy.
"Ten Masterpieces of Comedy"!
The first challenger is Hosei Yamasaki.
I like you, Suga-chan.
I don't like you, Suga-chan.
Really?
What should we do?
We have no choice but to think about it.
What should we do?
I don't know.
We don't have much money.
It's cold here.
Yeah.
What should we do?
I want to die.
What should we do?
I don't know anymore.
You don't know what's going on?
I don't know.
What should we do?
That's mean.
I'll hit you, Suga-chan.
I'll hit you where it hurts the most.
Next is the famous work of Endo Kokoriko, which is still talked about today.
Hello.
We can't make everyone do something.
Hello.
Good morning.
Is this Inoki?
This is Dynamite Shikoku.
Dynamite...
Yes, this is Shikoku.
Thank you.
I just saw the script...
Don't do anything.
I'm sorry.
You're making me do it...
I'm sorry.
No, Inoki sensei, it's not like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for getting angry on the way.
I'm sorry.
We've been talking about this for 24 hours.
I'm really angry now.
Hello, this is Dynamite Shikoku.
Yes.
It's too long.
I don't like it.
When you were about to do it, there were many low power balls.
I did "dynamite Shikoku" first.
I ran out of light.
I asked him to do it again.
Next is "Kokoriko Tanaka" who got 40,000 yen.
I want to see acceleration competition.
Dirty.
Dirty!
You're buying sushi!
Next time you come in, you'll be third only, right?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
[Laughing]
Bend your back.
Hold your arms and bend your back.
Keep your arms up and bend your back.
Okay, let's go with this.
This is amazing.
This is going to boost my bullet proof rating.
Next up is Fukawa Ryo, who came up with a line of his own.
As an actor, I wanted to do what I had to do and come here.
I feel like I came here after blowing it all away.
But it took a lot of work.
That's right.
I've been watching you for years and realized you can't do what you have to do.
What are you doing?!
Dad!
Stop it!
Give it to me.
You're persistent!
You're amazing.
Thank you.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry.
Have you decided?
Yes.
Have you decided?
Yes.
Fukawa-kun, say something and do it.
I can't do it now.
Fukawa-kun, say something and do it.
I'm in the middle of something.
Fukawa-kun, say something and do it.
Don't get mad at me for using an eraser corner.
An eraser corner?
Stop it!
Don't get mad at me for using an eraser corner.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't get mad at me for using an eraser corner.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What about you, Yamajo?
I can stand it.
Really?
Yes.
You're strict except for yourself.
Yuichi Kimura, who showed his sense with "light" and "glitter" and made us laugh a lot.
Hello.
Yes.
You said you were born in 1985.
Yes.
You're single, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're single, aren't you?
Yes, I'm single.
Hello.
Congratulations, Yamazaki.
Thank you.
You're...
Blue.
Oh, is that so?
No, it's not.
I'm enjoying myself today.
What? What?
I'll call you later.
What's up?
Put it in, Wakka.
You're crazy.
Count it.
Thank you for watching.
Here you go.
When I laugh, I drink from the last line.
I don't say anything at all.
Here you go!
Whether good or bad, he challenged Hengen with all his might.
Yamashita!
This is bad! The atmosphere is bad, too!
Is that so?
Usually, when you go to Hichien Gen, you ask for a thousand yen bill, right?
So you don't say anything?
No one says anything.
How is it?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being late.
I'm sorry.
Damn it!
I see.
I got it.
I see, I see.
I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
I don't need that box.
Richard still has six of them.
Is that so?
It's better to take it out.
I like it!
You can't do it!
I like it!
Well, you don't have anything else you like, do you?
You can't!
Richard, you can't!
Get out of here!
Who are you?
Who do you think you are?!
One-on-one...
All right...
One-on-one...
Put it all in there.
He said it's funny
What did you say?
Go out with me
He said it's funny
It has nothing to do with Yamashita
It doesn't matter
Next up is "Hot Hara"
Who is it?! I won't forgive you for this!
I won't forgive you! Who is it?!
Is it you?!
It's suspicious. It's you, isn't it?
Isn't it?! It's the second time, isn't it?!
It's the second time, isn't it?!
It's you, isn't it?
Isn't it?!
Endo, you're dangerous.
It's been 11 years.
You should have met him before.
I see...
Put it in!
You look like him.
Miyasako will challenge this greed.
He will show his full power.
You look like Yomi from Babylon II.
You look like a bear.
Did you sleep well?
I was shaking and couldn't see anything.
What about Tanakawa's car?
Mine will be here soon.
Really?
Can you drive a Ferrari?
I bought it.
What did you buy?
A Saab.
You like Saab, don't you?
You are so cute. What should I do with you? Fuji Safari Park.
You really are a lion.
What should I do with you? You are so cute. What should I do with you? Fuji Safari Park.
- You can't do it like that. - I won't do it again.
- What will you do then? - Are you going back to China?
- No, I don't think I'll come back. - I'm hungry.
- Thank you for every meal. - Thank you.
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal.
If you do it in public...
What are you saying?
I don't know why!
After this, Matsumoto Produce's "That Bob Sapp" also appears!
From now on, Matsumoto Produce's "Instrument Specialty, Old Lady Shaking Her Waist"!
If we do it like this, we'll end up having a free meal party in Yamasaki.
Yeah, that's possible.
Yeah, but it suits you.
Instrument Specialty, Old Lady Shaking Her Waist
I'm getting tired of it.
It looks like everyone is having fun.
What are we going to do next?
That's enough.
Irogappa.
Yes, Irogappa.
Yuri.
Inankimane.
Sakka.
I remembered it.
Matsumoto Produce.
Next is "everything was a lesson".
Bobster Spoon.
Let's do it.
I thought about it.
It's amazing.
It's a repeat.
What should I do?
Gama!
Are you okay?
Hang in there.
Sit down.
Hang in there.
Again, I drank too much.
You know what?
Up again, I drank too much.
Again, I drank too much.
You drank too much today, didn't you?
Up again, I drank too much.
How is it?
Are you okay?
You are good.
Hold it.
Wait.
Hold it.
He is holding it.
Three minutes have passed.
He is at the top.
Will there be anyone who can break this record?