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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yawara" episode "chiki-chiki"!
This is our entertainer's guts, Hebereke Sungeki Momotaro!
I've never done it before.
Today is a tough day, everyone!
Today is a tough day!
For now, let's do Momotaro's Sungeki together.
It's Momotaro now.
It's Momotaro now, but...
Today, I'd like you all to drink sake.
As an entertainer, I'd like you all to do things you shouldn't do even if you get drunk.
You can't do it even if you're drunk.
I'd like you all to do things you shouldn't do even if you get drunk.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Oh, you're suddenly getting into it.
I'm getting into it.
You're always like that.
I haven't been drinking lately.
I really haven't been drinking.
There are six of us.
Actually, one person isn't enough.
Someone...
A talent...
There's no other choice.
You can use a weapon.
Yes.
Anyone is fine.
Anyone is fine?
Use a new weapon.
Weapon?
Weapon, right?
Weapon.
Anyone...
It's fine. Yamao-san, you can decide.
Um...
Is it a girl with a zap?
I think it's a new character for anyone.
Then, um...
Drunk...
Drunk?
Are you drunk already?
A drunk character's...
Shoes!
Speaking of alcohol...
Tsutsuno-san, do you want some?
Come here, young man.
It's like this?
You're getting into it!
Can you move a little?
Look at my bangs.
You're getting into it.
Is it too tight?
It's a little tight.
Is it?
No, it's fine.
What is it?
Why is it like this?
Like "Banzai, don't do it."
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Then, Tsutsuno, you...
You want a peach?
You're suddenly going all out!
There's no other chance like this!
No, definitely not.
You can't do it normally, no matter what you do.
No, no, no!
You're out of luck.
Here are the losers.
Yomasaki, Hamada, Tanaka are Momotaro's subordinates.
Inus, Saru, Kijio.
Matsumoto, Endo are grandfathers and grandmothers.
Ako, Oni, Aoni are the losers.
Everyone, I've opened all of these here.
Oh, you have to drink it all?
Is this normal?
This is normal.
That's quite a lot.
Besides, if you get caught even once, you have to do it again from scratch.
In other words...
In other words, you have to reset it.
Oh, I see.
And if you drink alcohol again, you have to do it again from scratch.
Let's toast with beer first.
Let's toast with beer, all of us.
Did you bring beer?
Yes.
Then let's start now!
Yes!
Thank you!
Oh, I'm weak now.
Beer is bad.
It's bad!
Then...
Do you want me to give you wine?
Oh, do you want me to give you wine?
It's dangerous in the bar. Drink it slowly.
Yes.
It's not good for your ego.
Drink it slowly.
You're just like Yoshimoto.
Then I'll drink it all.
But you drink a lot of it, don't you?
I'm strong.
I'm not strong.
It's not good for your ego.
It's bad for your ego.
What are you talking about?
I feel like I'm going to die many times.
It's not good for your ego.
It's not good for you.
You're amazing.
Anyway...
It's hot in here.
Let's drink beer first.
Beer.
You...
Then you drink beer, Tsuruno-san.
Really.
And you drink wine or something.
I'm going home.
You're great.
You're not drinking at all!
You!
I'm drinking a lot.
You're not drinking at all.
It's my pace.
I have my own pace.
Let me drink it.
I can't break it because I'm drunk.
What do you mean you can't drink it?
You're a writer.
You're a hobbyist.
You really can't drink it?
My face is getting hot.
You've been asking me if I could drink it.
You can't drink it!
My face is already red!
No, you're still drinking it.
You're kidding!
I can't drink it!
You can't drink it!
I can't drink it!
I'm a little bit sick.
You can't drink it!
Are you sick?
You're sick, aren't you?
You can't drink it.
I can't drink it.
You can't drink it.
- Should we drink it? - Yeah, let's drink it.
- Sadaka, you don't like wine, do you? - No, I don't drink wine at all.
Sadaka, Sadaka, ice water.
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
What will you do if you drink too much?
- Huh? - What did you say?
- What are you talking about? - No, no, it's not like that.
My eyes are opening a lot more.
Yes.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
I don't like his dirtiness.
Do you guys get drunk a lot?
What are you talking about?
We don't get drunk.
I don't get drunk with these guys.
Just sometimes.
It seems like you get drunk a lot.
I get drunk with Yamadaki after school.
Really?
I don't see him when I'm not at school.
Really?
Yes.
Who did you get drunk with?
Fujii.
Did you get drunk with Fujii yesterday as well?
No.
Do you not like Fujii?
I don't hate him.
But if you ask me, it's over.
This is scary.
It's scary, but you can't get drunk.
If you're next to me.
You can't get drunk.
You guys don't get drunk at all.
You guys get drunk a lot.
You guys don't get drunk.
You guys get drunk a lot.
You guys don't get drunk.
Seriously.
That's why I get drunk the most.
You don't get drunk.
No, no, no.
It's decreasing.
Do you wear a mask?
Endo doesn't get drunk.
Endo.
I think you get drunk a lot.
You guys don't get drunk at all.
This is it!
You guys get drunk.
It's because of beer.
You guys don't get drunk at all.
Everyone gets drunk.
Why don't you guys get drunk at all?
Is that soju?
This is soju.
You put water in it, didn't you?
I didn't put water in it!
This is all soju!
Wait a minute!
There's no water in it!
You guys don't get drunk at all!
You've been drinking water all your life, haven't you?
Wait a minute!
I get it, I get it.
You two want to get drunk!
You two!
You two want to get drunk!
You two!
You two want to get drunk!
I'm getting nervous.
You guys don't get drunk at all!
This is dirty.
But you know what?
Let's drink Japanese sake.
No, you can't drink Japanese sake.
If you drink Japanese sake, you'll definitely get drunk.
The pressure is the worst.
Mizumoto-san is really good.
Oh, really?
He's really good.
Really?
Yeah.
He's not a bad person.
Really?
Won't you come the next day?
I won't come the next day.
What?!
That's amazing.
No matter how much you drink.
I'll get drunk myself.
Huh? I can tell you're drunk.
I don't think you're drunk at all.
Why do you think I'm drunk?
I can tell you're drunk.
I'll come all of a sudden.
No, you can come all of a sudden.
Then can you raise me up?
Can you start?
Why are you sleeping?!
- Endo! - What are you doing?!
What are you doing?! You're even doing a show!
- Endo! - What are you doing?!
- Endo! - Endo!
- I'm counting on you! - I'm counting on you!
- Endo, I'm counting on you! - I'm counting on you!
Yama-chan, I'm counting on you.
Why aren't you laughing at all?
- It's fun. - Yama-chan, it's not like you.
Yama-chan, people who watch TV think it's cold.
- Yama-chan, you're acting like you're not sick. - No, it's definitely like that.
Recently, amateurs know that.
They look at you strangely.
- Right? They look at you strangely. - That's right.
- They think you're a laugh freak. - That's right.
- They think you're ugly. - That's right.
- They think you're hot. - That's right.
- They think you're cold. - That's right.
- That's for sure. - Wait a minute.
How many times have I told you, Yama-chan, that I'm cold?
You guys are like that too!
You're looking at me strangely.
- You're looking at me strangely. - You're looking at me strangely.
You're looking at me strangely.
- I'm looking at you strangely. - You're looking at me strangely.
I'm also looking at you strangely and saying it's cold here.
There's really a bit of that.
- It seems like you're talking with your breath. - That's right.
- Yama-chan, isn't it visible in your face? - It is.
- It is visible. - That's why I said yes.
- Ah, I see. - Is that so?
- That's not good. - It's been a while since we talked.
- That's not good. - I haven't talked in a while.
I really thought I was drunk.
I haven't talked in a while.
Enzo doesn't show his face, but he's drunk?
- I'm completely... - I'm really drunk. - This is drunk.
- I really don't show my face... - That's right.
- Enzo doesn't show his face.
- It's weird that you're acting. - That's right.
- But... - You're the one who's acting!
- But... - Stop it.
I'm really drunk.
Please watch "Downtown," where they get drunk and get broken.
- Please watch it! - Please watch it!
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
I don't like his accent.
Are you wearing a mask?
Are you wearing a red one?
- Enzo is drunk. - I'm drunk, too. - You're drunk, too.
You're zero, too!
What are you talking about?
I know, I know.
I'm drunk, too.
Huh? I know you're drunk.
- That's how it is this time. - You're fooling us.
What's with "Downtown"?
- He's drunk. - Yama-chan, give him a hand.
Downtown
Matsumoto-san, you're in trouble!
After drinking a lot of normal liquor, Ichido finally starts memorizing the script.
However, since he's drunk, it's hard for him to remember the lines.
Will Ichido be able to show his talent and make Momotaro succeed?
Now, let's introduce Momotaro's acting points.
Point number one, the old woman who plays Matsumoto.
This line is Momotaro's first line.
It's a short line, but if it's this line, the play won't start.
It's an important point.
Point number two, the old man who plays Endo.
The big peach that the old woman brought home.
The old man's role is to cut this peach with a knife in two pieces.
If you don't cut it well, Momotaro won't be born from the inside.
Point number three, the dog that plays Yamasaki.
The dog appears in this play while singing a song.
In the same way, Momotaro sings cheerfully in a loud voice and meets the main character, Momotaro.
Point number four, the monkey that plays Hamada.
The monkey basically only cries "kiki".
However, Momotaro catches the kiwi dumpling Momotaro threw with his mouth well.
A high-level acting is waiting for you.
Point number five, the reporter who plays Tanaka.
The reporter's point is a long line.
I'm a reporter who lives in a mountain that has crossed four from here.
Originally, I was in episode 342.
It's been a long, bad time.
I was killed in episode 157 and injured in episode 184.
I'm the only one left.
Even if you don't know it, you have to remember this long and difficult line perfectly.
Point number six, Momotaro who plays Tsutsumimo.
After killing Momotaro, Momotaro is carried by a dog, monkey and reporter and says the final line.
This is the last line of this play.
You can't make a mistake.
All right, let's change clothes.
I'm going to change my clothes.
All right.
Let's go.
Everyone, change your clothes.
All right.
They finally start changing their clothes.
However, because of their standing practice, their legs are spinning and it's quite tiring.
Will they be able to succeed in attacking Momotaro like this?
Hey!
Hurry up and wake up Yama-chan and change your clothes.
I'm really sleeping!
Wake me up.
No, no.
Anyway, I'm going to bring my clothes over there, so change your clothes.
I want to go home.
I like the place where Yama-chan used to live in the first place.
I'm starting to have fun.
No one's looking at me.
I'm going to get in trouble later.
Let's go at once!
That's right!
Yes!
Let's go at once!
Where's Grandma?
Grandma's not good!
Look at me. My socks are drooping.
My socks look like devil's socks.
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains to hunt deers, and the woman went to the river to wash clothes.
Old woman! Old woman! Old woman, say something!
Old woman! Old woman, say something!
Matsumossa! Matsumossa!
Matsumossa!
You're too much, from the first time!
Matsumossa! Matsumossa!
Matsumossa! Old woman! Old woman, say something or it won't start!
I got it! I went to the mountains to hunt deers!
Nice! Nice idea!
That's it!
Matsumossa!
You're making such a face, I'm getting dizzy.
You're really a dog.
Right? You're a dog.
Old woman, are you okay?
I'm an athlete, I know!
Why don't you go to the gym?
Even if I go to the gym, I won't go!
I'm already 35 years old.
I'll have a glass of bravo.
Yes!
What's "adana"?
Matsumossa!
Old woman!
Matsumossa, please!
Matsumossa! Matsumossa!
Matsumossa!
We have to stop. We put it in the line, it's enough.
We'll do it until we drink it, right?
Next stage.
Say it!
It's pretty good.
Matsu, do your best!
It's pretty good.
Can you say the dog's name?
Momotaro-san, Momotaro-san.
You're noisy.
Can you say it?
If you don't say it, we can't do it.
It's pretty good.
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the old woman went to the river for laundry.
I went to the river for laundry.
Say it first!
Bring me a knife!
Oh, is this okay?
Okay, old woman, look at me.
I want you to see me cut a peach with a knife.
This was born from a peach, so it's called "Peach- taro".
Therefore, it is our duty to raise it.
This is our child, "Peach-taro".
There are things you can eat and things you can't eat, so be careful.
Thank you very much!
Well then, I'll be going now!
Be sure to exterminate the demons well!
In this way, "Peach-taro" took the "Kibi-dango" that his grandmother gave him and set off on an island as a demon.
Then, there...
"Peach-taro", "Peach-taro"!
The "Kibi-dango" that you put on your waist, I'll give it to you, my demon master!
I'll give it to you, if you follow me in exterminating the demons!
Alright! In that case, I'll give you this "Kibi- dango"!
"Peach-taro" hired a dog and set off on an island as a demon again.
Then, there...
"Peach-taro"!
W-what?! This...
"Peach-taro"!
What?! Will this "Kibi-dango" fall?!
"Peach-taro"!
All right! Let's go!
Demon!
"Momotaro" hired monkeys and started walking to Onigashima again.
Then, this time...
Hello, "Momotaro"!
All right! I'm "Momotaro"! Who are you?!
All right! I'm "Kibi-dango"!
Out of my 342 friends, about 178 of them were killed by my friends...
...and about 184 of them survived.
In fact, I'm the only one who survived!
Yeah! Yeah!
Anyway, I want you to exterminate demons!
Anyway...
Please!
Yeah! Yeah!
Thank you, "Momotaro"!
Hey!
"Momotaro" is here to exterminate demons!
Did you call us?
Oh... I called you...
Bring it on, "Momotaro"!
Yeah!
I got you!
Yeah!
I won't do bad things again. Please forgive me.
How about it? Did you lose?
The bad guy is Momotaro of the second class!
Why are you laughing, Gaoh?
It's a joke.
Alright! Hey!
Dog and old man!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Dog! Dog, come here!
Yes, dog, I'm here!
I'm here!
Gaoh!
Momotaro is here!
Dog, wait for me!
I'm coming for you!
Who is this?
Momotaro of the fourth class!
It hurts!
You said it!
What happened? Did you say it until the end?
I said it until the end.
I said "dog, dog, dog, dog".
Well, as a result...
I can't drink alcohol.