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Yama-chan, Yama-san, Kousei-kun
Good evening, everyone.
Actually, today...
Yama-chan, Yama-san, Kousei-kun will graduate from the show with this room.
Oh, I see.
That's right. In the past, a few times...
Well, in the end, it was a bad joke, but...
That happened, but...
Really...
I feel like that time has finally come.
Well, for now...
Let's have him introduce himself and ask him some questions.
Yamazaki Kousei-kun, please.
Well...
Go ahead.
Well...
What should I say...
I think people who watch TV are wondering what's going on.
Well, Yama-chan, what do you think?
Well...
It's a little dark, so let's not do it.
Well, it's hard.
I'm married and have a child.
And my wife is Aya.
Yes.
Well, Aya...
Yes.
She gives me a lot of advice as an actor.
Do you know this musical instrument?
It's from the 11 o'clock.
But it's deep in time.
It's deep, isn't it?
It's from the 11 o'clock.
Momo, my daughter...
Yes, yes.
She doesn't wake up at that time.
That's right.
She's little.
Yes.
So she's sleeping and we can't see her.
Do you want to do it for your daughter?
Can you sing a song for your daughter?
When "golden" is over, we can see her.
The whole family.
From 7 o'clock.
Yes.
It's deep in time.
That's one of the big reasons.
We've been through a lot in the last 14 years.
Yes.
We've been through a lot.
But we've also been through a lot in Elmono.
Looking back over the last 14 years,
I don't know why we're in this situation.
But let's watch the famous scene that Yama-chan chose.
Yes, please.
Let's watch the music video.
Yamasaki Hosei, 35 years old.
When we first met, you were full of youth and hope, weren't you?
It's been 14 years since we've spent the same season together.
You've created so many great scenes for me.
I can't believe I'm saying goodbye to you like that.
Let's look back at your great miracle once again.
What's going on?
No. 5 Yamasaki's image-up ceremony
You care about your image more than anyone else.
We followed your script and had a ceremony in front of an audience that only laughs at what you say.
I can't believe it.
You can't say that.
What is the last word of the person who fell into the furnace?
Matsumoto-san said, "Help me," which is the last word of Yokoro Mochaito.
I said, "Yes," which is the last word of Yamazaki- san.
I'm melting!
And then...
What is the last word of the person who fell into the furnace?
"Yes, yes," Matsumoto-san said.
What is the last word of the person who fell into the furnace?
Help me!
Why?
Next!
"Yes, yes," Yamazaki-san said.
What is the last word of the person who fell into the furnace?
I'm melting!
I wish you were my partner.
I'll go with "letter"!
"love letter" has been broken!
Welcome!
4th place, Jimi Yamasaki and Kei En from the entertainment world.
A battle between two people whose quarrels never cease.
We have seen your miracles many times, haven't we?
Shut up and shut up!
What's with you?
What's with you?!
Why did you kick me?!
Yamasaki, you...
You can't even...
It's hot!
I told you, it's a tiger!
You can't even move your head!
It's like a spring!
You coward!
It's hot!
3rd place, goodbye, Yamasaki Hosei.
A year ago, you said you would quit the show and fooled all the people.
At that time, I didn't think a day like today would really come.
Stop it!
You brat!
Stop it!
Don't do it! Don't do what kids say! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it, guys! Come on!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
2nd place Yamasaki Hosei's touching wedding ceremony
You, who has always been everyone's idol, is finally getting married.
You all saw a part of that emotion, didn't you?
It's something you like, right?
This is amazing.
What are you doing?
You're making me cry!
You're happy, aren't you?
It's like we're filming a wedding "how to" video.
You're right!
What is this?
The images are all so beautiful!
Even if we do it with music, it won't turn out like this.
Are you kidding me?!
You're kidding me!
What's wrong with you?!
You're kidding me!
What's wrong with you?!
You're kidding me!
It's not like we're getting married at all!
It's raining. Everyone gathers.
Sit down! Sit down!
While filming, Hamada suddenly gets angry.
It's a surprise project.
What is this?!
You're kidding me!
The younger members are overwhelmed with emotion.
But Hamada, who longed for rampage and dignity, said this.
I want to erase it in the rain.
In the rain?
I want to make them cry.
Why?!
You're trying to force it.
I'm trying to force it!
Answer!
Name of flowers!
Rose!
Okay! Rose, okay!
Tulip!
Tansy!
Yuri!
Yuri! Yuri!
Yuri!
Kigo! Kigo!
Ah, I said it!
Chibino wins!
Yeah!
I said it just in time.
You, Maki.
You don't care, do you?
Yes.
You don't care, do you?
What do you mean?
Don't you regret it?!
Independent speech?
Well, I asked you to speak independently, so...
What did you say? What did you say just now?
Independent speech...
Independent speech, you bastard!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?!
Hey!
Where did you go?!
Let me go!
Ouch!
It's raining!
Are you kidding me?!
Don't cry!
Are you kidding me?!
Are you acting?!
Hey!
Hold it for a second. I'm going to dropkick you.
Are you okay?
The 14 years you spent as a playboy...
It seemed like a long time, but it ended in a flash.
How many times did you get dirty for the show and what did you do?
You gave everything you had for comedy.
Your presence will never disappear from our minds.
I wish time would stop.
The more I think about it, the more important you are to me.
But, it's goodbye.
Goodbye.
And...
Thank you for the memories.
Well...
What do you think, Yano-chan? These five have their own memories.
That's right.
So...
My "image up" strategy...
The big cut, right?
Yes, yes.
We all became one.
The members of the band...
For the first time...
I'm sorry, I just remembered.
Even though...
I said I wouldn't cry...
Well, now that you mention it...
I feel like it's a waste of time.
That's right.
I do, but...
Well, now...
The producer of the show, Suwa-san...
Would like to say goodbye.
Thank you for your hard work, Yama-san.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm really sorry for all the bad jokes I've said.
Until last year...
I thought I wouldn't quit anyway...
But this year...
I'm really sorry for all the bad jokes I've said.
Thank you very much.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
Thank you for your hard work for the past ten years.
Thank you.
It may be a very personal story,
but when I came to Tokyo for the past ten years, you were very kind to me.
I think you gave me a lot of love,
but I'm sorry I couldn't give you a good answer.
Since the second time I played the piano,
I first saw you on TV,
and I started to participate in your performances.
I've always been chasing you,
and at one point I was able to catch up with you.
Thank you for helping me catch up with you at one point.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for watching.
Well, I met Yama-chan at the site and did a lot of things, but we didn't have any contact.
Speaking of work, I don't think I'll be able to work with Yama-chan anymore.
I can only say "goodbye" and "good luck".
The staff of this program are also one family, but I hope you will continue to be positive with your real family in the future.
Yama-chan, thank you for everything.
Thank you.
And finally, Yamcha...
Please say goodbye to everyone watching on TV.
Who do you think will receive this many bouquets of flowers?
For fourteen years...
I've been serving the enemy.
My comrades are very important to me...
I can't say anything...
Thank you very much.
Well, that's about it.
Yes. At the end of the show, I couldn't say anything because I was so moved.
On the contrary, I felt like I was being shot in the chest.
Well, we are as we are now.
Now we are four people.
Originally, even if four people plan various things, it is easy to divide.
Hey!
Yama-chan!
Don't make a promise!
Were you surprised?
What is it?
This time, I asked Downtown-san and Kokoriko-san to do it.
This is the third time.
Yama-chan!
Don't make a promise!
The red rose in the wind, you in the sand, everyone's voice said.
Will you see me off or not? The grassland's wind is blowing.
The city corner's lobby, where did everyone go?
Will you see me off or not?
Should we wait?
They made us wait for a while.
Even if we change our clothes...
It's the same.
That's right.
It's a waste of time.
Why do you say that?
What is it?
It's a waste of time.
Is that what it is?
They told us to drink and wait in the shower.
They made us wait for a while.
It's not bad.
What could it be?
It's not bad.
Right?
It's not bad.
Well...
Everyone watching this program is really...
Well, this time...
It's really bad.
Yeah.
And again, the ranking is still...
It's still this, right?
Yeah, it's still this.
It's worse than I thought, right?
Yeah.
Let's go home.
Yes.
Let's go.
I'll say the slogan.
Everyone, gather!
Gather!
One, two...
Think about it carefully.
Yama-chan is important.
Excuse me!