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Bring in the plaintiff.
This is my room.
Plaintiff Muspera trial.
In the past two trials, despite receiving a guilty verdict,
the plaintiff has not shown any signs of repentance.
In last week's trial as well, numerous evidences were submitted
which made it clear that the plaintiff is a liar, a liar and a coward.
In addition, it was also revealed that this behavior is causing enormous trouble to people around them.
The verdict given there is...
There is no room for excuses!
The verdict is...
Human breaker's sword!
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Late at night, in a abandoned school that seems to be quiet, only one light is on in the classroom.
In this place, a sword falls on the right shoulder.
Will he be able to withstand this fear?
Sword! The human breaker's sword! Execute!
The sword is over there. It's lit up, isn't it?
Yes.
In that room.
There it is.
In the classroom.
Yes.
For now, what we're going to do is...
The sword was placed there.
If you hang there and fall in five minutes,
that classroom's deck will disappear in one fell swoop.
It'll be pitch black.
You've said you don't like dark places, haven't you?
And this is scary for us too, isn't it?
This pitch blackness.
It's the best.
And what the staff is worried about is...
You're going to jump out of the window, aren't you?
It's dark.
You're going to hit the button.
Oh, it moved a little.
It's already...
Hey!
Ouch!
No, no.
I just read it.
It's not a classroom where you can read names.
Hey!
Yes!
Are you ready?
I'm scared!
No, you're not scared of anything.
It's still bright.
All you have to do is do your best.
It's only five minutes.
I'm scared!
You only say you're scared.
Can someone come and help me?
All you have to do is do your best for five minutes.
What?
Can you go to the mat?
I'm scared and I can't move.
I know you can see me.
Do your best for five minutes! Five minutes!
Five minutes?
Yes, that's right.
Can someone come and help me?
No, you're not scared of anything.
What are you scared of?
It's a bright classroom.
If you do your best for five minutes, you can come back with a bright face.
Yes!
What?
What are you doing?
He's standing up.
I'm scared!
What are you scared of?
Five minutes?
Let's do it, Heiko. Are you ready?
Human breaker on!
Start!
I'm scared! Help me!
I'm scared! I hate it!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm scared!
I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I hate it! Someone, please help me!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's not even 30 seconds!
Help me!
I'm scared!
No! No! No! Help me a little more!
Help me!
I'm going! No! Help me!
Where can you get this?
Where can you get it?
It's not in the house.
No! No!
Someone is coming! Someone is coming!
No! No!
Ouch! I hit my hand! I hit my hand!
A little more! A little more!
Look! Look! He's pushing me!
No! No!
This is not an adult's house.
What is it! Help me!
Help me!
It's a devil! It's a devil!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
I'm going! I'm going!
Where? Where?
Here!
Cat!
Cat! Cat!
It's not scary at all!
It's scary! Look at this!
What?
It's scary! It's scary!
There's a lot of blood on it.
It's a devil! It's a devil!
What?
It's a devil!
It's not a devil!
It's not!
Where are you, devil?
I saw the viewers and they were like "how much are you bullying him?"
How much are you bullying him?
It's really slimy
It's not slimy at all!
And it's scary!
If it's this scary, you should take off your glasses!
You're trying to look good, aren't you?
I can't forgive you for this!
Are you going to do it again?
If you think about it, you can't help but feel the fear of the law!
I'm definitely going to be scared after this!
For this...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
I'll forgive you!
What are you doing?
I'm not scared at all!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
I love you!
Stop hitting me!
What are you doing?
It's really slimy!
It's scary!
I'll say it clearly...
It's fun!
It's scary!
Are you Sammers?
Stop it!
After this, Ichido will cooperate and remove the fear of the law even a little bit.
Please go with me!
Kouji, turn off the lights in front of you.
Turn off the lights in front of you.
What is it?
Turn off the lights in front of you.
I'm begging you! My heart hurts!
It's scary!
Why are you doing that?
Don't worry! We can do it!
Wow! This is scary!
Where are you going?
I'm scared!
I'm running now!
It's scary!
I'm running now!
It's scary!
Why are you wearing glasses?
You'll cut yourself!
I'm running now!
You'll cut yourself!
It's scary!
We can overcome this!
Stand up and go home!
No!
I'm not going home!
Why are you scared of?
Why are you scared of the floor?
The floor is scary!
If it wasn't there, it would be scarier!
I'm glad you're not here.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Everyone, what should we do?
We're serious about it.
It's over for today, but we'll think about it next time.
Let's think about it.
What would you do if you were told about it?
I'd probably die.
I'd probably go crazy.
I'm scared of the floor.
Look at the floor!
The floor is scary!
What is that?
Tiger eyes!
It's not a tiger. It's tiger eyes.
Someone help me!
Help me!
I'm sorry.
What are you scared of?
Help me!
- How's your condition? - I'm fine.
- Really? - Never been like this.
I'm fine too, but there was an interesting person on the way.
- Oh, really? - The old man in a rickshaw was like...
"Uwaakhaa! Uwaakhaa!" and only did "ungh" when he was shaking.
It's true.
The car was moving and I was like "Uwaakhaa! Ungh! Uwaakhaa! Ungh!"
It's true.
He was shaking like crazy.
- With all his strength. - With all his strength.
He was shaking like crazy.
- That's amazing. - Maybe.
- I feel sorry for him. - I know, right?
- It seems like a lot of work. - Right?
- For a terrible person like him. - For a terrible person like him...
I don't know about you, but you cry, don't you?
- I do. - What's with you guys?!
Don't you know your culture?!
You're so sweet.
- There are people who cry, and people who sneeze. - There are people who sneeze.
- There are people who say, "Don't be in a bad mood." - Don't be in a bad mood.
- You said it. You didn't have the courage to say it now. - But it may come suddenly. - That's right. It doesn't matter because it doesn't come every year.
- It may come this year as well. - But what I'm a little annoyed about is that it's a combination, so it's better to have various experiences, right? - Yes, yes.
- Right? Because if you say you've never had hay fever, it'll end the story, right? - That's right. - Right?
- So it's better for one of you to have severe hay fever for the story to get excited. - Well, in a sense. - In a sense.
- That's where we get to the main topic, but shall we try our best next week? - What? - Shall we try climbing a cedar tree?
- From cedar to cedar. - It'll be a lot of work if you're serious about it. - Isn't it interesting? It's better for one of you to have severe hay fever, right?
- Well, you climbing up... - No, but in terms of pattern, it's more interesting for you, right? - I don't know about the pattern. What's that pattern? - There's no meaning for you being healthy, right?
- I've wanted to say it for a while now. I've wanted to say it for about the third time since I was a kid. - Why you... - I don't know what it means for you to be healthy.
- So I think you should just die. - But even if you die suddenly, there's something like a schedule... - I don't want to die of hay fever! - So it's better for one of you to have severe hay fever, right? - No, you can't say that. - Why is that? - You can't say that. - Why is that? - Everyone, please be careful. - About what?
- It's not about hay fever. - Be careful about what you say! There are people who say it and don't say it! You're the one who says it, you idiot!
- You don't have such a weak voice. - I don't have such a weak voice! - You don't have such a bad mouth. - You don't have such a bad voice.
- It's not like you're saying it seriously. - Shut up! I don't want to hear it! - Is it like that? - Yes, it is. - Then let it out.
Pen name "shoushinmon"-san
Yes
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who is the biggest party-lover in the entertainment world
Yes
What do you do at Nishikawa Heren-san's birthday party, which is said to be the biggest party in Yoshimoto Industry?
I went there about four years ago
Four years ago...
Heren was seventy...
No, no...
Don't get mad at me
Anyway, I went there when I was young...
Forty years old...
When I was about fifty years old...
Oh, really?
Yes, I went there
What kind of men's clothing do you wear?
No, of course...
Not as much as you, since you didn't come to Yoshimoto
You're lying!
No, really, really...
Not as much as you and Kinji-shou...
All that's left is my right ear...
Kin-san, just say it! If you can't dance, just do it for me!
But really, over there...
They're a couple, a family together...
They're people with strong feelings...
That's amazing.
On the contrary, we should be celebrating...
But their way of welcoming us is amazing...
They came from Shin-Osaka...
"We're arriving!" they said, and their bell rang...
And Helen, her upper body was naked...
You don't know what "naked" means!
Why are you naked?!
It was amazing...
Over there, it was really "desire"...
You don't know what it means!
And Kibo, too...
Kibo was like this...
He wasn't dead...
He was like...
He came all the way here...
Wait, can you step back a little?
Really, I'm not in 10th car, I'm in 9th car...
I was like...
So...
You're going home from there, right?
To Nishikawa-san's house...
In Kiyo-san's car...
Yes...
But Helen is already driving...
With a bonnet and hands...
Secret service!
Yes...
I want to know what secret service is like...
Ah...
At Nishikawa-san's house...
Ah...
It's like...
There's all kinds of food in the world!
Yes...
It's amazing...
It's like...
It's like a 120-story bedroom...
It's a living room?!
The living room is 9 stories...
Ah...
It's not where you put your pets!
It's like a 120-story bedroom...
There's like a world map...
Yes...
And there's food there...
In that country?
Well, it's a little different...
What's different?
It's like...
It's like a 120-story bedroom...
There's food from all over the world!
But you need a toothpick...
That's one toothpick per person...
So if you do it too hard...
It won't stick...
So you have to stick it in...
Like this!
And sometimes there's hard stuff...
Is that how you feel?!
Really...
So please eat the soft stuff!
It's scary.
Huh?
There's no party roof or something like that?
It's like fighting.
Helen versus poisonous scorpion.
So Helen is going to...
...fight against a poisonous scorpion!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, Helen...
Helen is a dolphin!
It's her birthday!
Take it easy, Helen!
No, no, I want to do my best! I'm happy! I'm happy!
If I could get the command...
No, no...
Scorpion...
I got stung once, but I decided not to get stung!
That was...
...amazing!
HELEN!
Why?
DUN! DUN! DUN!
Why?
HELEN WINS!
I got stung, but...
I got stung by a keyboard for three hours!
Isn't there a souvenir you'd like to buy her?
That would be amazing.
Seriously?
Yes.
Basically, it's a kiss...
...for Helen.
For real!
For Helen!
Who are you?!
You're kissing for real?!
Say something!
I don't like that either!
I got stung once, but I decided not to get stung!
Say something!
DUN! DUN! DUN!
Say something!
I got stung by a drum!
HELEN WINS!
Where does Helen go?
What does she like?
Basically, she's in a transparent box.
DUN! DUN! DUN!
HELEN WINS!
When Matsumoto-san says, "He's underestimating me!", what does he do?
What kind of "spiral hurricane" does he do?
Well, I don't do it often...
...but maybe five times a year?
When did you last do it?
Um... last week?
Last week you did it?
Last week I did it.
An old man in a parking lot did something stupid.
Oh, oh, oh...
He said, "Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
I didn't like the way he said it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What kind of trick is it? Tell me.
Huh?
Spiral hurricane.
Well, you have to sew it.
Oh, you have to sew it?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
The old man says, "Oh, oh, oh," right?
Yes.
Why?
Hey!
And I started doing the "spiral hurricane" trick.
At that time, I was like, "Oh, oh, oh..."
I was trying to get out of it.
I was trying to pull it out.
Maybe it's sticking out a little.
It's sticking out like "tarataratarara".
When it sticks out, it gives me a tingling sensation.
It gives me a tingling sensation.
You don't have to do that!
You don't have to give me a tingling sensation.
You don't have to do it after it's all over.
It's amazing, the spiraling sensation.
What does it feel like?
Huh?
What does it feel like?
It feels like translucent green.
My butt.
Yeah, yeah.
And?
Huh?
And?
And what?
It's not just translucent green.
It's okay.
When you get off, it's like this.
You're facing the old man.
Haipa!
Huh?
A sphere of light like a stone...
Yeah.
...goes towards you.
It's like a grave.
That's...
Yeah.
It's amazing, old man.
Yeah.
What is it?
A sphere of light like a stone...
What is it?
Old man!
There's too much information.
Then it's fine.
If you say it like that, it's fine.
You can start all over again.
It's funny.
Wait.
There's that, but then there's a sphere of light like a stone...
You can't tell from that?
Huh?
You can't tell from that?
It's annoying.
What's with that thing you said earlier?
You did have doubts, right?
About what you should do.
You did, but...
Yeah.
You know, when it's translucent and turns green, you know you've completely lost your audience.
Right?
Huh?
You don't know at all, right?
Even at that stage?
What is it?
What do you want to do?
That's what you've been doing lately, right?
That's right.
But you don't know what you want to do, so you're just stuck.
You're just stuck.
You don't know, right?
You don't know, you don't know.
You know, right?
You know, you know, you know.
You've failed so many times.
Really?
But you shouldn't have switched gears like that.
You know, you were going down the slope of the slope, and I thought you were in a bad shape.
And you got on a cart or something.
You were like, "Huh? You're pretty cool today."
No, no, you're right.
The slope of the slope was pretty good.
Right?
Ah, you're pretty cool today.
I thought you could pull me a little more.
It was heavy, it was heavy.
The slope of the slope.
Yeah, it was heavy.
So you shouldn't have been like, "Ah, you're pretty cool today."
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Ah, you're pretty cool today.
But you're not that bad.