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Good morning!
Happy birthday, Yama-chan!
Happy birthday!
What is it?
Happy birthday!
That's right!
Happy birthday!
I'm surprised! What is it?
Of course!
I prepared it for you before you came in.
I made you surprised.
It's a simple thing.
But there is more.
Of course.
All of us will give you a birthday present.
Really?
First of all, me!
Me!
Amano-san, you first.
Amano-san, what is it?
It's Keskotton!
Hey, Hamada-san!
You did it!
Can I do it?
Of course you can!
Can I wear it?
That's amazing!
I know! I know!
I know you want to keep it!
Thank you!
Let's do it!
Why did you do it again?
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I have one, too!
Leave it to me!
I have one, too!
This one's a little bigger!
I wonder if Naga-chan will like it!
It's huge!
I looked everywhere for it!
What?
Even on the internet!
What?!
Wow!
What is it?
It's an interesting lucky bag!
This is an interesting lucky bag!
What?!
I looked everywhere for it, but I couldn't find it!
It's not here!
It's not here even now!
It's a new skeleton type!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
This is good!
Wow! This skeleton is pretty good!
The needle is also sharpened a lot!
Wow! It's very sharp!
I'm happy!
You did it! Hayama-chan!
Let's do it!
Three! Two! One! Go!
Hayama-chan!
Congratulations!
Hayama-chan!
Congratulations!
Endo! Yes!
You brought a present, didn't you?
Thank you!
Oh, you too, Endo?
Yes!
Thank you for bringing it!
Thank you!
I worked hard this time and made it myself!
Really?!
Wow!
I have the most affection!
What is this?
Thank you!
What is this?
Oh, what is it?
Wow!
Hand-knit noodles!
Yes.
Hey, how did you do it?
Oh, oh, oh!
You did it 11 people at a time, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You did it like that.
Yes, I did.
I can't hold it anymore.
That's amazing.
You have a good junior.
Hand-knit noodles.
You have a good junior.
It fits perfectly.
Oh, it's good that it fits perfectly.
Wow!
What about the string?
This is...
It's warm even if you hit me in the eye.
Wow, you really did your best.
It's different.
It's working perfectly.
Yes, yes.
The size is perfect.
Yes, it's perfect.
It's perfectly size up.
It fits perfectly.
I'm glad you like it.
Hey.
Ah, size up is perfect.
It's perfect.
Why?
Look at me.
Huh?
Do not be silly.
It's okay.
What?
Do not be silly.
I don't know! I don't know!
You did it!
Do it for me!
Can I?
Since we're here...
Can I?
You did it!
Happy birthday, Yama-chan!
Congratulations!
You did it!
What's wrong? Are you crying?
You're not happy?
You're moved, right?
It's big, so you can wait here.
I see.
That's amazing.
I'll take it home later.
She likes it.
What is this?
It's huge!
Yama-chan, it's huge!
It's huge!
It's big, but it's big because of my gratitude.
Yama-chan, open it up.
Hey, this...
Yama-chan...
Can I hold it?
Yes, go ahead.
It's so cute!
Yama-chan, what's wrong?
Yama-chan!
Yama-chan, what's wrong?
Yama-chan!
It's a ten!
Happy birthday, Yama-chan!
Happy birthday!
Is your elbow hurting?
It's dangerous.
I'll go first!
You and Yama-san have a pretty good relationship.
It's been about 20 years, right?
Yes, it's been 10 years.
I don't know if it suits you, but...
Wow! It's a movie!
It's "Namadaku-boushi-han"!
You like hats, don't you?
Yes, I like hats a lot.
You have good taste!
Really?!
Then, I'll put it on for you.
You have good taste!
Thank you!
Does it suit me?
If it suits you...
Oh, it stinks!
Happy birthday, Yama-chan!
Thank you!
Oh, Onuma!
You brought it, too?
Yes!
Thank you!
This is amazing!
Cut the tax and put it in!
Wow! It's a sad dream!
The little ones will be happy!
Can I call them?
Yes, go ahead.
Here we go!
Happy birthday, Yama-chan!
Thank you!
Which one should I choose?
Is it your best friend's computer?
Wow!
It's huge!
I knew it!
It's huge!
This is great!
You can tell the relationship!
It's big, right?
No, it's my best friend's computer.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's fine.
Excuse me for a moment.
It's a Momotarou set!
I'm really happy about this!
Wow! Can I wear it?
Of course!
Shigeru!
Yes!
Wow!
It's great!
Right?
It's great!
Thank you!
It's great!
Can I tie it up and lift it up?
Of course!
Thank you!
I can't help you with this.
Are you stupid?
You should do it like this.
I see!
Like this.
Do it slowly!
Does it hurt?
Do it slowly!
Okay!
One, two!
Happy birthday, Yama-chan!
Yama-chan!
Thank you!
Yama-chan!
What's this?
Oh!
This is for you, producer!
Thank you!
Producer!
Can I open it?
Of course!
What's this?
Huh?
What is it?
Panties.
What?
Panties.
This is a double-sided panty.
I want it.
I'm glad.
I used it in my mermaid collection.
It's a new one.
It's not a question, it's a praise.
I'm an army type.
Where is it? It's white.
Can I wear it?
Of course you can.
Let's wear it.
It's perfect.
Can I wear it?
You can wear it.
Double-sided panty.
Is it perfect?
It's perfect.
Let me wear it.
You have to take it off.
What are you doing?
Congratulations.
Can I wear it?
It's not straight.
Can I wear it?
It's not straight.
Can I wear it?
What are you doing?
Take it off.
It's not straight.
You look like a gorilla.
Take it off.
Wait a minute.
Happy birthday, Yama-chan.
Yama-chan, are you okay?
It fits perfectly.
It's perfect.
I'm glad.
I was like, "Wow, it's big."
Okay, Tanaka...
Why are you pointing at me?
Tanaka...
I'm a nice guy.
I can be anything.
Tanaka, where are you?
I'm closest to you.
You're ridiculous!
I was like, "Wow, it's big."
Be nice to me!
What is this?
Hey!
What is this?
Why are you doing this?
This is...
This is ridiculous!
(The audience cheers)
That's right, that's right.
(The audience cheers)
But you know what.
I think it's getting spring now when we reach two digits.
But it's only one digit today.
- So I'm a little worried. - Yes, yes.
What are you doing?!
(The audience cheers)
You're too much!
I'm not joking.
I can't hire you anymore!
Are you kidding me?!
I'll leave the turbine and slide to the other side.
I heard you hired a lot of people.
No, they won't come.
How many came?
I don't know.
Five or six for sure.
Are you serious?
This is the ninth time I've heard you say that.
It's fine.
There are many things.
But there are also things that make you angry.
Like what?
There were a lot of things.
Like what?
Let's say you were in a car.
And there's a narrow road.
But of course you can't drive in a car.
And let's say an old woman and a kid
are trying to beat up someone who looks like a mikan box.
A kid.
And an old woman is like, "Hmm, she's cute."
What the hell are you doing?
You didn't notice the back of the car, did you?
Not at all!
Now, here's my question!
As someone who drives a car like you,
what would you do?
I'd just go like this.
You'd do it, right?
I wouldn't go like this!
Hey, that's a good thing you said!
I did it! I did it!
I'd go like this as much as I could!
But think about it.
You know those big clackers you hear all the time?
Those clackers always sound the same, no matter what you do!
It's a matter of length!
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, give me a break.
What's wrong with you?
But that's my sound.
It doesn't sound like it did in the past.
Hey, open up.
What?
An old woman like you...
You're scaring children!
Hey, hey, what's wrong?
If that's the case,
I could still talk to that old woman,
but I don't know why she sounds like that.
Maybe it's because of the atmosphere in the town,
or maybe it's because of the people around her.
An old man with a big dog says,
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
If you're a talent, is it okay for you to do anything?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's wrong with you?
Is that so?
Is it because I'm a talent?
You really don't look like it.
Those kinds of faces.
What's wrong with you?!
You scared the children!
But even children and the dogs that are angry with you look like this.
You didn't scare me at all.
You're funny.
Then let me give you 100 minutes.
Let's say the children scared you.
With my action.
They didn't scare you at all.
Why can't children scare you?
Can't children scare you?
It's impossible for me to raise those children without scaring them!
Right?
What are you going to do?
Then what is action?
Of course it's action!
Then what is action?
Then...
Then let me tell you.
There was a car in front of me that didn't notice the green light.
You want me to scream, right?
But...
But isn't there a child in the car in front of me?
If I do this...
Isn't there a child in the car in front of me?
Shut up! That's enough!
I came to meet a friend!
Does your friend notice you're driving?
Should I do this or not?
Wait!
There might be a child in this car!
I can't scare children!
I can't live like this!
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No, that's not what I'm trying to say!
There are children in the world...
Excuse me! Can I take a picture with you?
I'm sorry, but...
Even though there are children here...
I was a child too!
Hey, it doesn't matter!
That's something everyone-
It's been a while since I had a kid.
Well, you know.
There's a kid in the back of the car.
What?
What are you going to do?
And you were riding it.
It looks like you happened to be riding it.
It looks like it's been there since it froze.
A kid?
You were like, "Whoa!"
What is it?
What is it? It's the same theory as "frozen warabi mochi."
Frozen warabi mochi.
You froze it.
It looks like it's been there since it froze.
Did you freeze it?
Pen name "Silence" Suzuki-san.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san who can talk to horses while riding a horse.
I can talk to animals.
Animals will definitely talk to me.
But horses haven't talked to me since they froze.
Before you race, tell me what horses say.
Well...
"Let's race together," they say.
That's normal.
No, no, no.
It's funny now.
It's too normal.
It's normal.
Yes, yes, yes.
"Let's race together," they say.
"Let's reach the goal together," they say.
I don't think they say it like that anymore.
I don't know what will save me.
In this world.
If you add it up, it's double.
Matsumoto-san has always been the winner of sumo and has escaped many difficulties.
I really like sumo.
Shut up and listen!
I heard that there are five other ways of saying "hakkeyoi" in sumo.
Where did you hear that?
Please tell us what kind of shadow voice it is.
There is.
Well, everyone, when you say "hakkeyoi", it's scary to say it's a fixed concept.
I see.
You think you're saying "hakkeyoi".
You think you're saying it.
You think you're saying only "hakkeyoi", so you hear "hakkeyoi".
But you don't say anything else.
You think you're saying "kokekokko", so you're scared of it.
But if the country changes, you'll say "kukkudududu".
I know that, but you say "hakkeyoi" all the time.
Why do you say it so much?
You say "hakkeyoi".
You hear "hakkeyoi".
Why do you say it so much?
Why do people fall in love?
What are you looking at?
Why do you say "hakkeyoi"?
Why do you want to be beautiful?
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
You know, it's a shame.
There are five more.
Yes, there are.
Please listen carefully.
I'm looking in front of me, and I'm like, "Wow, this is bad."
Where are you looking in front of you?
I'm looking at the most...
The place where you say "suna kumite" now?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I was looking there.
I don't think people notice it.
It's NHK, so I think it's bad.
What are you saying?
It was "chohinmei".
That was terrible.
I don't think it was "hakkeyoi".
"Hubabrake", "hubakitka"!
"Hubakitka", "hubakitka"!
You can only say "ha"!
Right?
Only "ha"!
I thought so too! "hubakitka", "hubakitka"!
Erigotan said "hubakitka"!
"Hubakitka", "hubakitka"!
It's a little funny.
This is a collaboration video.
Really?!
Yes, that was bad.
That was terrible! "ha"!
You know that one, right?!
We don't know it because we haven't heard of it.
That one, we haven't heard of it at all.
That one too?
Teach me.
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"tacky and tsubasa"! "tacky and tsubasa"!
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