AISubs v3.5
The same classroom as always before recording.
Good morning.
This man, who was brought in by Darren, came here with a serious burden, worrying about his partner.
Your room is thin.
What?
I think you all know, but...
Yes.
What was his name again?
Hamada-san.
Yes, Hamada-san.
Yes.
Your character is thin.
My character is thin...
I've been deceiving you for over 20 years, but you still don't know that my character is thin, do you?
You're being told off, aren't you?
Huh?
For doing something for me.
Oh, you're the manager, right?
Not only that, but the company is also talking about it right now.
His character is thin and has a high reputation.
It's getting a lot of attention right now.
Today...
I want you all to figure out his character somehow.
Yes.
Hey!
Come in!
Huh? What is it?
What is this?
What is this, Hamada-san?
Huh?
Come in! Can you take a look?
This is all I have.
Um...
What is it?
My character is thin, so...
I want you all to figure it out.
Oh, I see!
So, what do we do about this?
What are you doing?
What are you guys doing?
I'm talking about your character being thin...
It's not about my character being thin or anything like that!
Give it to me!
What are you doing?
What are you going to do about this, Hamada-san?
I don't know!
Hey!
Give it to me!
If you don't do it, our seniors will...
Seniors? Why do you say that?
What are you talking about? You talk too much.
Wow, you eat a lot.
You ate a lot, didn't you?
The character is bigger than expected.
The photo is bigger than expected.
The price is high.
If we try to remodel it like that, an unprecedented event will begin.
You shouldn't do it like that!
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We've moved places.
What should we do?
We've prepared a lot of things.
To make the character bigger.
Let's have fun.
Open it up.
Look at this!
Wow!
It's eye-catching!
What can you do with this?
What? Was it like this?
It was like this!
Was it this thin?
It was like this! Look!
Wow!
Is it skin?
Wow!
This is terrible!
What are you doing?
Wow!
What are you doing?
Was it like this?
It was like this! It's dry!
It's dry!
Hey! Touch it! It's dry!
Even for Kamihisuhi, it's dry.
For Hamada, who has nothing to save him,
he decided to use a wig or something to make the thin character stand out.
What are you doing?
Wow!
Ah, but it's still weak.
It's weak.
It's dangerous!
It's weak.
Ah, I see.
Let's put the character on more and more.
Wow!
It's cold!
It can only move a little.
Right?
You've turned it so much.
How about this one?
This one?
Ah!
This one!
How did you do it?
This one works!
What is it?
Close your eyes!
Hamada, close your eyes!
Like this...
Do it like that.
Do it like that!
How is it, Hamada?
How is it?
It's a little funny.
It's funny because it's Hamada.
One is wrong!
How many times have you done it?
This is lame!
This is Hamada.
Go ahead!
This is...
What are you doing?
Hot. It's hot.
What?
What are you doing?
Don't do it. Like this?
Like this?
Here. It's like this?
It's like this.
It was Z-back!
Isn't there something?
This is the last one.
Oh, that's a good idea.
If we do this, we can get a reaction, right?
But shaking hands is...
Wow, it smells already!
Don't say it smells.
Wow, this is amazing!
Wait, wait, wait...
Open this up a little.
What are you doing?!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
What kind of air is this?
Let's make a big impact here.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with this low frequency?
It's dangerous!
I see, I see.
It's just a beginning.
Nice!
What are you doing?
Let's do it!
With this!
The character is standing up!
Do your best!
Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now!
You killed him!
Using Tamada's suggestion, Endo plays a game and tries to make this man stand up.
Is he going to move? Is he going to be okay?
He's not moving.
If you move...
If you move, you're going to cover the net.
I'm going to kill you.
If you move...
If you move, you're going to kill Endo.
As long as you're standing up, you can't touch the net.
Okay!
He moved! He moved!
Don't push it!
Don't push it! Don't push it!
Don't push it!
Then I'll do it!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's cool.
You should drop it from a little higher.
I see, I see.
Reach out!
Don't move.
Go for it!
What's going on?
It's hot!
Like this?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's getting hotter and hotter!
Watch out! Watch out!
Don't move! Don't move!
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It was fun.
It's hot!
It was fun just now.
It was fun.
It was fun just now.
It was fun.
After that, they try various games.
But still, their characters don't come up to mind.
There's a radio control
There's a radio control?
With the radio control, you can send this part here
If you hit this guy's face, you get 200 points
Alright!
If you hit his face... no
Ah, but if you jump over it...
If you jump over it, you get 200 points
Right?
That's good! That's good!
You... stop doing that!
Stop it!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ah!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
A little more! A little more!
That was close!
Do you want to try again?
Oh, you can do it!
Wow!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ah!
Calm down!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can still do it!
A little more!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can do it! I can do it!
You know...
I think you should take him outside
It's a little...
It's impossible inside
Inside, shaking hands is terrible
Yes
You mean his shaking hands, right?
Yes, that's what I meant
Ichido, who has confirmed that it is impossible to improve Hamada's thin character in the room, moves to a good place
A truck with Hamada Rocks runs through Shinjuku at dusk
Damn it!
But it's thin!
It's thin!
Is it this thin?
It's beyond imagination!
Do you want to see it?
Here we go!
Wow, there's more!
"There's more" is a lame expression!
I thought so, too!
By putting a pie on a seesaw and making its face into a pie's handle,
once they try to stand out Hamada's character...
Will it hit it?
Stop it!
It's close!
I used to think like that, too.
Yeah, you're right.
You're saying "no" because it's a pie, right?
Again!
What are you doing?!
It's not moving, is it?!
OK!
It's moving a little!
It's cold!
You're not making it move!
What are you doing?!
After that, they try to stand out Hamada's thin character,
but they can't get a satisfactory result.
In addition, in order to stand out Hamada's character,
the box moves inside the park.
The character is too thin!
Did you make it move inside the park?
No, I didn't!
Oh, there was something!
Hey! Thin character!
Thin character!
Oh, it's coming!
This is a rocket pants.
Thin character!
If you put this pants on and launch this rocket,
it will hit you in the face, right?
Oh, yes, yes!
I think it will be funny!
Of course it will be funny!
Anyone will laugh!
But it will hit you in the face, won't it?
Let's go!
It will hit you in the face, won't it?
Let's go home!
It will hit you in the face, won't it?
Let's go home!
You have something hard to wipe!
It's all in your nose!
Don't move!
Show me your chin!
Go home!
Can you do it properly?
How is it?
OK! OK!
You can do it like this!
OK! OK!
We finally got a thin character!
We finally got a character!
Countdown, please!
OK!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Start!
What's wrong with you?
It's funny!
You said "coon"!
I said "coon", didn't I?
But you said "coon", so we got 0.0 something seconds!
You touched me!
Can we try it again?
You said "coon", so it was funny, wasn't it?
It was funny!
OK?
OK!
OK, let's do it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
Yes!
- It's like "koon"! - It is!
- I'm tired of it. - Yeah.
- Let's go home. - Let's go home.
- It's amazing that we can open it twice. - Yeah, twice.
- Let's go home. - Let's go!
Hey! Wait up!
Hey!
What a man you are!