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(The next day)
(The bell chimes)
You didn't go out there.
Happy New Year!
Today we have a special program for the new year.
We will present you the 2002 "Gaki no Tsukai" funny vtr best points.
This year, for 5 years in a row, we have chosen the general moderator.
Former downtown manager, current Lumineza Yoshimoto producer, Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Please call me "Fujii Potcher".
What are you saying?
Thank you.
You don't have anything to do with this program!
Why are you the general moderator?
Thank you very much.
I'm counting on you!
Thank you very much.
How was last year for you?
You watched it, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
We did our best.
Except for Yamazaki.
Wait a minute!
You watched it, didn't you?
Yes, both of us and Yamazaki.
You watched it, didn't you?
Tama-chan
It's weird that there's a new one in the front.
Don't say "new one", it's "Tama-chan"!
That's not good.
According to eyewitness reports,
we went to meet "Tama-chan" who caused a huge fever this summer.
This one!
Which one?
This one!
Look, look!
It's "Tama-chan"!
It's not!
It's "Tama-chan"!
Shut up!
Okay, one, two...
"Tama-chan"!
You're embarrassing me.
I'm sorry.
Let's go home.
I'm glad.
Let's go home.
What's wrong?
That one!
What's this?
It's "Tama-chan"!
This is "Pride".
I'm going to do it with "Igoro Toji-chan".
One, two...
"Tama-chan"!
That's amazing!
I'm glad you're all wet.
What's wrong?
That one!
What?
"Tama-chan"!
It's "Tama-chan"!
One, two...
"Tama-chan"!
"Tama-chan", look, look, look!
"Tama-chan", look!
Follow me, "Tama-chan"!
"Tama-chan", look at that!
Look this way!
To forget their daily rouge,
Chido came to play on Odaiba with the help of producer Suga...
This project ends up being a clash with masses of people for some reason.
Not at all.
I've never cut a bench before.
Not at all.
She's so tough, right?
Wait, wait, wait...
Don't do that to a kid.
What are you doing?
Eiko!
What are you doing?
Sorry.
She's so tough, right?
Wait, wait, wait...
She's not your kid, is she?
How is it?
It's good, right?
I'm so tired already.
- I saw the car. - Oh, you saw it?
- I saw it. - Hey, you know who it is, right?
What is this?
- No, this is... - What is it?
- Give me a break! - What are you doing?
It's a one-sided love.
Even though I did it!
Once a year, a big event, Entertainment People Fishing Championship!
This time, it's the first time for that morning man to participate.
Gorgeous faces have gathered in the pouch and a hot fishing battle has taken place!
- This is crazy. - I'm so happy.
And so, the winner of this competition is...
Okamoto Miyamoto!
Ah, I see.
Matsumoto, who lost in the Japanese Series Preliminary Prediction Competition, and the four who sneaked into his private life...
...throw a pie at him without mercy, but Matsumoto doesn't react at all...
...no reaction pie hell!
Is it time for dinner already? I'm tired...
I'm going to yawn...
Nice! Nice, nice, nice...
I'm tired... I'm going to drop my towel...
It's too early for me to come back...
I'm tired... I'm tired...
I'm going to die...
I got this one too.
Amazing.
From 10th place to 7th place, it's like this.
Yes, yes.
This kind of pass game has become popular recently.
This is... I've been told a lot of things.
I'm sure you have.
That's tough.
I really want to play against someone again and do it again.
This is really tough.
Yes, it is.
That person is...
That lady was also there for the first time.
It's her debut, right?
It's her debut, yes.
She debuted.
I said I was a second-class citizen, but I'm a first- class citizen.
The opponent is...
Kishibe Shiroo!
Why is there a pitfall?
We don't know.
The guest, Kishibe Shiroo, is caught in a pitfall.
The battle between Kishibe Shiroo and Kishibe Shiroo begins with an unexpected opening.
I can't do it today.
I don't think so.
Do you know what you're doing?
I used to be rich.
Kishibe Shiroo, who is completely out of his mind due to this happening, returns home and leaves the scene.
However, in order to continue recording, Kishibe Shiroo is persuaded.
The first episode of "Gaki no Sukai Yara" is over!
It's an entertainment show between men and men!
It's a cooking competition!
Today's guest is Kishibe Shiroo!
It's a cooking competition!
Let's get started!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
What do you mean you're sorry?
You only have money!
Give me my money!
You should have told me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's wrong?
I can't move.
Kishibe Shiroo decides to continue recording, but...
Please wait a moment.
Alright, let's go.
We're going to Yamazaki.
We're not getting our allowance, are we?
Yeah.
350 yen.
Yeah, it's delicious.
We did it!
Immediately after this, Hamada and Tanaka are down in a row.
Hamada!
You know...
Thank you for waiting.
What did you say?
It's bad.
It's bad?
Yeah.
Let's cooking!
Somehow, the members who have returned to the studio have already started cooking.
However, here Endo...
There you are!
Oh!
What's up, Endo?
Endo, are you okay?
Are you okay, Endo?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Alright!
Endo, how is it?
It's good!
You made me do it!
You're getting excited, aren't you?
Huh?
You're getting excited, aren't you?
I like excitement.
I have to get excited.
Endo, what's wrong?
Does your finger hurt?
Hohohoi!
Isn't it a little different?
And now...
At last, Matsumoto Mademo is down!
Wow!
That's it!
Hey!
Are you alright?
I'm fine!
Very tired
The 'Osu! Ikitomebu' team that aims for number one in the entertainment industry!
Their first match is their formidable team 'Office North Team'
First Hamada is placed! His opponent is 'Gadalcanal Taka'!
He's got 50 seconds!
Is he going for one step?!
Amazing!
1 minute start!
Ready...
Start!
I'm counting on you!
Alright, it's started!
45
I'm simply excited!
And now, the final battle!
Matsumoto risks his club's survival and challenges a desperate stop!
Start!
Alright, it's started!
Stop it! Stop it!
What is this?!
You guys can't say anything!
He's back!
Ready...
Start!
You're being chased!
Alright!
What are you doing?!
He's coming suddenly!
Yama-chan too!
Look!
Yama-chan too!
Look!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Thank you very much!
That was so close!
The live show is decided!
Now, the first round.
How many times have you done it?
Have you only done it once?
It's the second time, but I haven't done it once yet.
Nine seconds is a little cruel.
Really?
Yes.
Of course you know that.
If you say it like that, we won't say anything.
What is this?
It's scary.
You don't have any vitality.
(Burp)
Matsumoto, who lost in the race against the Amada team,
makes a theme song with his family and performs the action show on live broadcast at 5 am.
Are you okay?
Matsumoto family is enjoying family dinner for the first time in a long time.
Are you okay?
It's a complicated family.
But I'm sure it's delicious.
What did you think?
Rice and salmon.
There's no rice in it.
There was rice in it.
There was also mushroom in it.
There's a lot of mushroom in it.
I'm sure it's delicious.
There's a lot of mushroom in it.
I'm sure it's delicious.
I think it's been decades.
I'm sure it's delicious.
(laughter and applause)
And now, the main event!
My parents are waiting for me.
(laughter)
It's about time.
(laughter and applause)
S-someone help me! Help me!
Somebody!
(music)
(coughing)
I'm sorry!
(laughter)
I'm sorry!
(laughter and applause)
I'm sorry!
All five of us!
We're waiting for you!
(music)
(laughter and applause)
I see.
(laughter and applause)
(music)
Asahi-chan!
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
[Laughter]
This is where the trouble starts.
What's that "da ra da ra da ra"
I can't see anything!
It's dangerous!
I can't remember the song.
It's been a while.
It's nice to be family.
You are family, first of all!
In a movie?!
To my surprise, that movie is...
In my second place?!
I want it! I want it!
One day, the first class that was called out by Yamosaki stepped out of the car because it was the entrance of a mystery tour.
What is this?
Are you using "com" again?
"Com"!
I will give you a chance of good luck.
In this mystery world...
16th century France...
Mary Antoinette the Queen told me...
Find me four gold coins.
If you can find them...
I will give you a wonderful treasure.
And so began their journey in search of treasure.
However, after this, the four of them were waiting for Yamosaki World, which was full of imagination.
Everyone...
I hope you understand.
I have been serving Lord Gilbert for 25 years.
My name is Braham.
My name is Audrey.
I am working under Lord Gilbert.
Because Lord Gilbert is so cool!
Well, well...
Your adventure continues.
And Yamosaki, who could do whatever he wanted, ordered the four of them to go to a haunted house.
When Hamada and Endo went inside...
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary...
I can't do it anymore...
Scary!
Hey, let's do it together!
I'm scared!
Let's do it together!
You're the scariest!
Let's do it together!
Why?!
Shut up!
I'm scared!
Let's do it together!
No!
I'm sorry!
Shut up!
And so, as they finally reach the goal...
What is the wonderful treasure they saw there?!
Mi...
Nina!
Go!
Mi... Nina!
Go!
I'm not ready yet~
I don't know what to do~
I'm shy, I'm shy~
I'm shy~
I don't know what to do~
I can't remember, I can't remember~
It's like a rain shower!
[I'm sure I'm the only one who's done it like this]
I remember now.
[I'm sure I'm the only one who's done it like this]
I'm sure I'm the only one who's done it like this.
Hello!
What's with you?!
I feel like Yama-chan wanted to do this.
I'm second?!
I'm second!
I'm second, right?!
I'm second!
You made me second!
This is wrong!
No, it's not me!
I think Komu put it in!
Komu! Komu is really annoying!
When he's doing that, he's always laughing!
I like it!
That's mean!
It's so annoying!
It's a goods panic, really!
I don't know why it's Wednesday!
What's wrong with you?
You're really annoying!
This is bad!
Hello!
Now, Gajoo! Bobsup! has become popular all over Japan!
Produced by Matsumoto, it's a seven-change game!
I'm sorry.
Spicy!
Ha ha ha ha!
(cough)
(sigh)
(cough)
(laugh)
Are you OK?
It's hard.
You drank too much.
Why is it like this?
(laugh)
Sit down.
OK.
(cough)
(sigh)
You drank too much.
(laugh)
You drank too much.
(laugh)
(cough)
You drank too much.
(laugh)
How is it?
Is it okay?
You're good.
It's sweet.
Good. Stand up.
Good.
A little more.
Wait!
Amazing.
I knew it.
It's not easy.
It's hard.
I can't win.
I'll say it again before I go home.
Yes.
Did you add anything?
I didn't.
That's good.
Even if you do it yourself.
Well, this is...
Yes.
This year...
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes.
Yamada-san, say something.
Yes, yes, Yamada-san.
How was it?
This is Yamada!
That's all for now.
Yes.