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High Tension, the best team!
Hello, everyone! Good evening!
Good evening!
It's been a while!
That's right!
That's right! It's been a while!
It's been a while!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Your face is so dirty!
What are you talking about?
I'm terribly beautiful.
I was amazing yesterday, too.
Yes!
Let's get right to it!
Yes!
Let me announce the rankings!
First of all, this week's...
10th place is...
24 points!
ELECTRIC ELIMINATION COCORICO TANAKA NO OKI!
Congratulations!
Yes!
Our song is 10th place all year long!
10th place all year long!
That's amazing!
I think it'll only get better in May or June.
Well, well...
The studio's temperature isn't warming up at all, but...
Please turn it up!
Turn it up!
Huh?
Turn it up!
Huh?
Turn it up!
Last!
Thank you very much!
Turn it up!
Please announce it!
Yes!
Let's get right to it!
This week's 10th place is...
COCORICO TANAKA NO OKI!
ELECTRIC...
Tanaka...
ELIMINATION!
Horray!
Yes!
There's electric!
Huh?
Discharge!
Electric!
Yes!
Electric!
It's leaking!
Yes!
It's leaking!
Aah!
Ndari! Ndari! Ndari! Ndari! Ndari! Ndari!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Electrics!
Thank you very much!
He hasn't changed much since last year.
That's right. He's always like "no"
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Let's get started!
That's right!
This week's 9th place is...
43 points!
"I will save the world"!
"Karate" or "Yametaro"!?
Yes!
This is...
Congratulations!
Thank you!
He's Yame...
Yes!
It's my first time, too.
I won't miss it!
Yes!
Yame-san, how old are you now?
I'm 25 years old.
25 years old.
There's a big difference between you and me.
What do you think?
When you saw Senpai slipping around...
To be honest, I'm a little confident now.
That's right!
When you saw that...
It's awkward!
What are you saying?
Then, Yame-san...
Please bow three times.
Oh, yes!
Are you okay?
Let's get started!
This week's 9th place is...
"Karate" or "Yametaro"!?
"I will save the world"!
Yes, 3 people! Yes, 3 people! Yes, 3 people! Yes, 3 people! Yes, 3 people! Yes, 3 people! Yes, 3 people!
Thank you very much!
Well, I feel it is faster than ranking 10.
I thought the same, I thought the same.
Let's start!
The number 8 of this week is...
51 points.
The men who became the wind of Keirin, Osano!
Congratulations!
Today, we have an important announcement from our manager.
What is it?
Osano-san, you were told that the new regulars had been decided since April, right?
Yes.
Actually, that changed to Sakamoto-chan a few days ago.
I'm sorry about that.
Now, let's raise the tension!
It's something you want to overcome with high tension, right?
I finally thought of that.
Are you still going to use Sakamoto-chan?
It's the same thing, our manager.
That's right.
My eyes are dead.
It's still the same.
Now, let's raise the tension!
Before we do it, we should have said it.
This week's 8th!
The men who became the wind of Keirin, Osano!
Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky Cocky--
- -Poyo Poyo.
Dutch! Dutch! Man!
- -Jonathan!
Aye!
You're ugly!
Don't turn!
You want to knock me down?
- Thank you! - Thank you very much!
- As expected, Saru-san, you always have this sense of rhythm... - Right!
- It's amazing, isn't it? - Then, let's continue! - Yes!
This week's 7th place is...
105 points!
- Wow! - From Ijimippori...
- Okada Ijiri! - Congratulations!
Please come in!
- Wow, Ijiri-san! - Yes!
- Ijiri-san! - Yes!
Don't make me say this again!
- Wow, Ijiri-san! - Yes!
- It's your first appearance! - It's my first appearance!
- Yes! - It's my first appearance and I'm 7th place!
- This is great! - Thank you very much!
- Ijiri-san! - Yes!
- It's your first appearance this week... - Yes!
- But you have a special skill of using your tongue! - Oh my!
- This is great! - Yes!
- I know it! - It's called "high-speed tongue - pulling"!
- Ah! - That's right!
- This is great! - Yes!
- Would you like me to do it for you? - Yes!
Ijiri-san's tongue-pulling.
- No... - I'm sorry...
- No? - Huh?
- No problem? - There's no problem for anyone to say "yes"!
- OK, Ijiri-san! - Yes!
- Then, please show us! - Please show us!
- Your first appearance! - Then, for this week's inch-seven...
- ... Ijiri Yukata's nose-pulling night!
- Tongue-pulling night. - Tongue-pulling night.
Nooo!
Monday choice, Monday choice, Monday choice, Monday choice...
Finger-bike, pindirin, Nishi Lippoli, Nishi Lippoli...
Stalker, stalker, stalker, stalker...
Look, look, look, look at the park, look at the park...
y-o-s-e-m-i-t-e, look at it, look at it...
y-o-k-o-m-i-t-e, looking sideways...
Thank you very much!
That was wonderful!
- The show was over, and we had to leave. - Yeah, we had to leave.
- Then, let's continue! - Yes!
This week's sixth place is...
123 points!
Norosiku Kangenramu!
Famewari Kesshitai Miyasako Iroyuki!
Round one, here we go!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
What a wide body!
- By the way, is Christmas a family service? - Yes, it is!
- We spend it with our families. - I heard you went to buy a lot of toys.
- I took them out of my phone. - Oh, I see!
- You bought a lot of toys. - For your kids.
- I often forget my toys in my apartment. - I see!
- Hey... - Yes? - Can you say it?
- You're crazy! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Yes!
I can't get excited.
Let's continue! This week's sixth place is...
123 points!
Norosiku Kangenramu!
Mi... mi... mi...
Gorilla!
Run!
The waves of the ship pass by.
Ja-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra...
Oh, it feels good!
You're lying!
It feels good when you do this with your arms like this!
Like this!
Oh, I see.
Thank you very much!
In that short period of time...
Yes?
Did you see his emotion?
I don't think Yami-kun would laugh like that.
I don't think he would, probably.
What do you think, Yami-kun?
What do you think?
Oh, is it really like this?
This week's #5 is...
137
Itara
Fukawario
- Hello. - Oh, Fukawaro-san. - Thank you.
Do you remember what you said last time?
- Last time, it was something like this. - What?
- Something like this. - No, just say it normally. - Yes.
- It's hard to overcome the wall of my voice. - I see.
- English is difficult. - Well, Fukawaro-san, we have a special guest today. - Yes.
- He's here with us. - Oh, I see. - Yes. - Yes.
- Then, please welcome him!
- Oh, my god! - Oh, my god!
- He's overjoyed! - What's up?!
If you're energetic, you can do anything. If you're energetic, you can be a wonderful high- tension entertainer!
- Hey! - Hey!
- You're kidding me! - Hey!
- Hey, look at that tiredness. - Hey!
- Hey!
- What's up with you? - Hey!
How is it? Are you feeling better now?
- Sugar and milk. - Yes, thank you.
- Don't say that. - Yes, understood.
Don't make a place for me to come out.
Understood?
We can make it tomorrow.
Well, now that we've had fun, let's go.
This week's fifth place...
Fukao!
Iikara!
I don't want to say things like this, but...
These days, with mobile phones...
You can take videos...
You can take photos...
Everyone's making a fuss about it, but...
Soy's...
Hey, Iikara!
The last...
Wait!
This is the end!
Don't wrap it up!
It'll be a measure until the end, won't it?!
Whether the screen is beautiful or the sound is clear...
It doesn't matter!
This is the end!
Right?!
Whether it's "download" or "release"...
It doesn't matter!
This is the end!
And...
That...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
One more... One more chance, please.
One more chance, please.
I'm sorry.
Mother, will you sit down?
If you can sit down, please sit down.
I'm sorry.
And...
And now...
"148 points"!
"Do As You Need To Be"!
"Infinity"!
"Abehari Kessai"!
"Hotaru Con"!
Wow!
Wow! Wonderful!
This is wonderful!
Well, well...
Is it really good?
Yes, yes.
It's getting better and better, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
It wasn't good at all last time, though, wasn't it?
Ah, was it?
Yes, yes. But... Well, we've come this far.
Of course!
Yes.
But it's powerful. It's better than last time, isn't it?
Of course!
That's obvious.
Yes, yes.
I see.
Well, thank you!
Thank you!
Most of them don't know how to do it.
Why do you want to join us?
Even if you join us, you'll still be the same as before, right?
Well, let's go.
This week, in 4th place...
Afeari Keshitai Hotara Toru
Do As Infinity
Mugendai
Come on, mustache!
Let's go!
I got it!
Come on, mustache!
Damn it!
Come on, mustache!
Mustache!
It's here! It's here!
Mustache!
Mustache, come here!
Come!
Come on, mustache!
Come on, smash it!
Thank you very much!
This is... but it's wonderful!
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
The tension is high.
Is it high tension?
I don't think you're underestimating me, but I'm doing it for real.
Gorgeous Elbow.
Let's go! This week's number three is...
171 points!
To my father's heart!
Kokoriko, end of showdown!
Congratulations!
Well, of course...
You're absolutely...
You're so proud of yourself.
You're number three?
Yes, well...
Before, I was number one in love and affection.
Well, I won first place.
Well, love and affection...
Stop it!
Well...
How about this week's number three?
Did you ask your wife about it?
My wife...
Asked me to make a video!
As expected...
Next year...
My junior will be born.
Ah, that's right!
As for the VTR...
I'll record it.
I see.
I'll say it.
It's okay.
Please, number three!
I'll say it.
Ah, that's good!
Is it true?
What is that?
Is it true?
It's like...
I just decided it.
Well, let's go!
This week's number three!
Kokoriko, end of showdown!
To my father's heart!
Pancakes!
Bring it right now!
Hurry up and bring it!
Pancakes?
And miso ramen?
Bring four of them!
Right now!
Don't be such a child!
Do you have a brain?
Do you have a brain for love?
Do you have a brain?
Don't be such a son!
Don't be such a daughter!
Do you have twins?
I don't know.
No, you definitely don't.
Not at all.
Thank you very much!
As expected of 3rd place!
However, let's see if there are 2 people higher than this.
Ah, it means how high the level is.
Let's go.
This week's 2nd place is...
195 points!
Nakano Noshimasu!
Egashira Nishiko Jippon!
Congratulations!
High Tension!
It's been a while!
This year, I'll make you fly!
This year, you'll make me fly?
It's over!
Is it okay for you to be so high-tensioned from the beginning?
I'll do it again!
It's over!
I'm tired.
You're tired, right?
Your fingers are like "ping"!
Is it okay?
No, Egashira, that's enough.
You're annoying!
The second place goes to...
Nakano Noshimasu!
The pose doesn't matter, does it?
It's not bad from here.
It doesn't matter.
It's normal.
When the ball is over...
The chicken doesn't come out.
When the ball is over...
The chicken doesn't come out.
The desk doesn't break.
He remembered it.
When the ball is over...
The chicken doesn't come out.
I don't know how the ball feels.
Oops!
Spanish!
Cabbage!
I don't know how the chicken feels!
Thank you very much!
Awesome!
He has many talents.
Yes.
He has many talents.
Let's go!
The man who will become the top of you all will appear!
Let's go!
This week's...
Ichiro!
208,000 yen!
Guabara! Guabara!
Yamasaki Hosei!
Congratulations!
You know that, don't you?
Well, we have a winner, Mr. Yamasaki.
We've prepared a bouquet of shoes for you.
Here you are.
Yes, please draw it.
Yes, congratulations!
You're number one!
Well, I'm sure you're all looking forward to it.
Yes, we are.
I think you're at the top of your game.
Here you are.
Are you all right?
No, I don't feel like I'm all right.
But I'm going to use all of my power to win the first place.
Yes.
Well, please stand by!
Hey, this is really...
You won first place last time, didn't you?
Yes, this is...
What?
Really?
It's completely different from school!
Who are you?
Well, let's go!
This week's first place goes to...
Yamasaki Hosei with "Fuwa Fuwa Ran"!
What's this?
Oh, it didn't matter.
That was when I debuted and had my second live performance.
Here's the next one!
I'm going to win first place!
I lost!
I'll avenge myself!
Ai-yai! Ai!
I'll avenge myself!
Ai-yai! Ai!
And then...
I'll punch you in the back of the head!
Waaaaaah!
That was bad, wasn't it?
Thank you very much!
Let's sit down!
Let's take a commemorative photo together!
Let's go! Face the camera!
Okay! Pose!
I'm also first place.
No, it's easier if you're about ninth place.
Spotlight!