AISubs v3.5
Right?
Is something wrong?
- Nothing's wrong. - Is there something you want to say?
- Who is it? - There's a lot of things I want to say.
First of all, when you came out, why didn't you say "cute" to the audience?
Didn't we say that?
Isn't it something you should say?
- Isn't it like "Matchan, you're cute"? - Isn't it like "Matchan, you're cute"?
First of all, I feel bad about it.
You're cute.
Thank you!
It's started again today.
It's amazing. Macchan, you're so cute!
You're everywhere.
But I've said everything I know.
You're good!
Talk!
Shouldn't you say you know everything?
I know everything!
You know...
How many weeks ago was it?
In my car...
I don't know...
Oh, the scratch!
It wasn't a scratch.
It was a nail.
Yes, I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
You got a puncture.
I don't want to say it, but...
Yes?
It started again.
This time it's a weird way of getting a puncture, so...
I bought a new tire!
It cost 400,000 yen!
Give it to me!
Why me?!
I got hit from the side!
Who did it?!
Jaguar!
Jaguar stabbed me in the foot!
You've got guts!
I said it, so do it!
Stop it!
Really?
You're talking about me!
Do it again!
Something like that.
Something like that?
You're saying it from the side?
I'm saying it from the side!
You're definitely doing it!
That's right!
Who did it?!
I'm scared when I'm recording!
Why?
I'm leaving the car, right?
Like this...
I'm making a stupid face!
I'm making a stupid face without getting in!
I don't know what you're doing!
I'm still here, so it's okay!
Well, well, well!
This side is more dangerous!
I'm begging you, seriously!
Can I say something really scary?
What kind of scary story is it?
It's scary!
Is it spiritual?
No, it's not spiritual!
He said it himself, too.
It's a really scary story.
I heard it for the first time, and I was like, "Whoa!"
I want to say it! If you hear it, you'll want to say it!
If you hear it today, you'll want to say it!
If you hear it, you'll be like, "Whoa!"
Really?
It's a true story.
It's not an old story.
You can say it.
You know...
I was tired from work...
Don't say, "Whoa!" all of a sudden!
No, it's not like that...
Don't say, "It's you!"
No, it's not like that!
I'm sure you'll say, "Whoa!"
No, it's not like that!
I won't say it for a while!
You know...
I was tired from work and I came home.
It's an apartment.
The elevator at the apartment opened and I got in.
There's a man wearing a hat like this.
He's like this, trying not to show his face.
I thought it was creepy.
But I couldn't help it.
So I got in and said, "Good evening."
But he was like this.
And then it opened and he came down.
And then it hit me.
So I said, "Oh, I'm sorry!"
But he ignored me and came out without showing his face.
I thought, "There's a weird guy."
So I went back to my room and tried to catch up.
But there was blood where it hit me.
I see.
So I thought, "What's going on?"
I thought it was creepy.
And then a few days later...
I opened the door and it rang.
So I looked.
The police officer was standing there.
And he said, "Excuse me."
Actually, a few days ago, there was a murder in this apartment.
Didn't you look for a suspicious person?
I see.
That's what he said.
That's what he said,
but the drama was so busy,
and if you look at it like that,
the business is not doing well,
and it's hard, right?
Yes, yes.
So I said through the door,
I don't know.
I said that,
and he said nothing else,
and I said, 'Oh, really?'
And about the next day,
when I turned on the TV,
there was news that there was a murder.
In this apartment.
Oh, really, that's what happened.
And, uh,
the culprit was caught,
and the culprit's picture came out.
When I saw that picture,
it was that police officer.
No, no, no!
It's not what you think it is!
No, but this is scary!
This is scary!
Why did you come?
I came to kill you, that's why!
Is that what you mean?
That's right!
When I opened the door, I was beaten up!
Oh, I see.
It's really scary, isn't it?
But when I heard about it, I got really angry!
I still have scary stories to tell you, you know.
When I was in the first year of middle school, I was like...
This is scary!
Oh, I see.
When I opened the door and turned around, I was really happy.
Oh, I see.
No, actually, I saw you!
If you had told me I was wearing a hat like this, I would have been in trouble.
I was completely covered in blood.
But normally, when you open the door...
I open it, I open it.
You know, the other day...
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
It's scary!
Living alone is scary!
Well, even if you're not alone, it's scary, isn't it?
I remember one time.
I was in the shower, and when I came out and was wiping my body, I heard a "kachakachaka!"
A security guard came in and tried to come in.
Who is it?!
"Who is it?" and I thought it was a security guard.
No, no, your name, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The waterless area was shining, so I rang the doorbell, but there was no response, so I said, "I'm here to see you."
And I was like, "Bastard! He saw me!"
Maybe it's me.
It doesn't matter.
I think it was me.
Hey, that's enough!
It's fine if you're alone, isn't it?
Ugh!
But in that case, you can come in.
You can come in.
But you can't see me.
You can't see me.
It's scary, really.
Yeah, you can't see me.
If it's a security guard story or something like that, you can't open it.
Security guards are usually two people...
Yeah, yeah, usually.
Even in inspection or something like that...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If it's not two people, you can't open it.
Even if you think it's a lie, it's not wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if it's a security guard story or something like that, you can't open it.
Yeah, but I have it with me.
But if you look at it from here, you can tell it's a security guard story.
No, but...
It's a familiar house, right?
It's a neighborhood security house, so I'm sure a lot of people know about it.
Oh, it's scary.
It's really scary.
But it's fine.
Yeah.
If you say it again, I don't care if you say it again.
You can't do that!
No, if you did it, you'd probably do it like this, right?
Well, you're right.
Even if you did it like this, you'd probably do it like this, right?
Um...
You know, Bob's Up came out, right?
Yeah.
So I was watching it and...
You can win, right?
You can win, huh?
Like this...
If you say it like this, it's like this.
Like this, right?
If you say it, it's fine, right?
Is there something going on today?
That's right.
Yes.
Let's call everyone for now.
Yes.
Get out of here, you guys!
Endo-kun and I have done it!
Now then...
As for the show...
We thought about what name we should give to the children who are born.
The show...
We asked an expert teacher to look at it.
Really?
Yes.
Would you like to look at it?
Yes!
Congratulations on your discovery, Mrs. Chiaki!
So we asked Dr. Junichiro Yanaguchi, who is the first professor of life sciences, for the babies who will be born in May next year.
First of all, both of you are self-sufficient stars.
I think you both are self-sufficient stars because you don't look like entertainers and are probably sober people.
In either case, Dr. Yanaguchi is a very serious person and has a very strong personality when viewed from a star's point of view.
So you're not the kind of person who does everything in a combination.
So I think you're the kind of person who doesn't look like an entertainer or a scientist, to put it bluntly.
And as for you, Mrs. Yanaguchi, I think you're a very smart person.
You don't like exaggeration and you don't like lies and you're very serious.
So you help your husband a lot.
When I look at this, I think my husband got a very good god.
I think he's a good husband.
If you were a boy...
Mr. Endo's name is Tau-i-ga-gyu-na-de-tau-ga-ni- ju-ji and his star alone is 38 squares.
If you add Arthur's name, it's already 50 squares or 60 squares and there are no good stars at all.
It's a very difficult name.
Then there's only 63 for Mr. Endo.
That's why this Yoshiteru, not Yoshikito.
Yoshiteru's name is the best.
It's all 63 squares and it's a good star.
And Mr. Yoshiteru and Mr. Yoshiki's stars grow more and more.
This name is still the best name for Mr. Endo.
Next, Mr. Junichiro happens to be Prime Minister now.
Then Mr. Endo's name suddenly becomes a big name.
Then it's all 63 squares.
And Mr. Junichiro is 25 years old.
He's very young and very lucky.
That's why he became Prime Minister.
I think that's why his name is Pittanko.
It's very difficult for a young woman's name to come up on its own.
There are only 38 on top of this.
This name "Yurika-chan" is a perfect name for all four of them.
"Sixty-three" means good luck for life.
"Yurika-chan" means good luck for marriage and children until the age of 35.
The middle one means good luck for middle age.
And "environment" around it means good luck for money and good health.
I think this name is probably the best.
Wow, that's amazing.
"Yoshiteru" or "Yoshiki" is fine, right?
Yes, "Yoshiteru" and "Yoshiki" are fine.
- Then "Junichiro". - "Junichiro".
- "Yurika". - "Yurika".
- "Bamaa". - "Bamaa" and "Yurika" are the same, right?
What?!
- If it's a woman, it's this one, right? - Yes.
- If it's a man, it's either one of them, right? - If it's a man, it's either one of them, right?
- Then let's go with "Junichiro". - Let's go with "Junichiro".
Is a name this simple?
- It's fine, it's fine. - That's right.
Anyway, "Junichiro" is fine, right?
- If it's a man, it's either one of them. - Even a woman?
- Even a man, it's either one of them. - "Junk" is fine, right?
- "Junichiro" is fine, right? - Then I'll go home...
- And ask for advice? - Ask your wife and try it.
- Then I'll give you this one. - Ah, really?
- That's right. - Ah.
- And I'll take that one with me. - You can take this one and go home.
- You can take this one and go home.
If you're like this, you should probably watch out for "Endo".
- You should probably watch out for "Endo". - No, I didn't think of anything!
- I didn't think of anything either. - Ahh...
If it's like this, then me and Tanaka won't be able to do it.
That's right.
We won't be able to do it.
That's right.
You're right, really.
Eh?
No, but it's like that.
It's fine if you don't say anything.
I just want to say it out loud.
By the way, besides Endo-kun, we're also looking forward to your fortune for next year.
Eh?
This person, if you look at him from the front, is extremely cautious and stubborn.
Even if the person in front of you says "Ah, this is how it is"
He is a person who passes on his own beliefs.
So I think it would be nice if you could be a little softer and improve your relationship with people.
I see.
And next is your fortune.
If you look at your fortune in astrology, you want a one-night comet.
So, from the year 2012 to February 2016, your fortune is extremely strong.
Especially next year, it will be the strongest year of your fortune in the past ten years.
If you do a lot and become a little slump for a year in 2016, it will be perfect.
If you listen to what people say with a little kindness, it will be very successful.
Eh, this person's total names are 33.
And this one, Konda Soichiro-san also has 33.
Since you have such a strong name, we would like you to look forward to it.
However, in the middle of your name is "12".
This "12" means that you have a very bad relationship with people.
Also, if you look at it from a person's perspective, it's "Carthus".
And your year of fortune is "hell".
Just like Endo-san, it's "hell".
And "hell" has been good for the past three years, and this year is the best year.
This year is the best year.
And next year is probably a new big step.
So, if you do it carefully at that time, it will be good for the next year and four years.
So, next year, be careful.
As far as I've seen so far, he's the best student in life science.
It's perfect.
His full name is 31 and he will be blessed with wealth and work for a lifetime.
His name is Kunimasa and he will be in the top 16.
And he will be the best man in the country and in the world.
He is always supported by people around him and he is doing well.
It's perfect.
In particular, it's good for the past three years and it will be good for the next ten years.
I think he will grow up a lot next year.
Mr. Matsumoto has a different fortune from ordinary people who have changed their markets.
He has charisma and he thinks in his own way.
He is very lucky.
Next year, he will be the best star in the past ten years.
It's a one-night comet and it will go south.
In south, it's still hot and people are young.
And it will be a little slump the next year.
If you work hard when you want to be the best star next year, you will be lucky in the next year.
He will be 40 next year and he is not married yet.
What do you think about it?
He is still young and he is not married yet.
If you are young and you are not married, people will know you are young.
I think it's better for people who are 12 or 15 years apart.
Or people who are 20 years apart.
I think it will go well with people like that.
He is no longer with us now, but he used to be a farmer and he was kind to us.
I think it's good for him to have a husband.
I think you have to choose a kind-hearted person like that.
If you get a result, you'll only have it next year, won't you?
Because next year is the best time.
Congratulations!
What do you think about what he said? Does it make sense?
When he was talking, he sounded like a motorcycle.
But Yamada-san, you're a man, so you're perfect.
You said you'd be more successful next year, didn't you?
Your job is getting less and less.
No, no, no. I'm serious!
We're always together.
- I think you'll be more successful next year. - I have a feeling like that.
- Are you serious? - I think I'll be more successful next year.
What do you think about it?
No, it's not like that.
- I have a feeling like that. - He's sleepy now.
- So you're not talking about it now, are you?
I'm not talking about it now, but I have a feeling like that.
- A feeling like that? - I have a feeling like that.
You've said it so many times.
You only say "I have a feeling like that."
I really have a feeling like that.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- I see. So it's Endo's turn. - Yes.
- And your name is... - Can I say it now?
- Matsumoto-san, is it okay? - Yes.
- Isn't it okay? - Is it okay?
- You'll be born in May. - Yes, yes.
- Before that... - Yes, yes.
- I haven't decided your name yet. - Yes, yes.
- I haven't decided it yet. - Yes, yes.
Can you decide it for me?
Up to "Luke Pancha."
Endo "Luke Pancha."
"Pancha" is "ma." I want you to become a strong word for kicking.
"Cha-chai" "hoba-chai" "Luke Pancha."
- Is it okay? - It's okay if you look at me for the rest of my life.
- Yes, yes. - Thank you.
- But... - Yes.
- Please get it from Hamada-san again. - Oh, that's...
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Everyone... - No, I don't want it.
- I don't want it. - I don't want it.
- Everyone gives it to you when you're born. - That's right.
- Oh, so you'll give it to Endo, too? - No, I'll give it to him.
- When you're born... - Is that so?
- When you're born... - Can you promise me now?
- Why are you speaking standard Japanese? - No, I'll give it to you when you're born.
- Can we talk about something really bad like a wedding celebration? - Oh, sure.
- I got it from Matsumoto-san and Yamada-san, too. - Oh...
- These two haven't given me anything yet. - Why not?!
- Especially Hamada-san... - I'm still...
- It's a combination... - It's not about that.
- No, it's fine, it's fine. - It's a combination, right?!
- It's hard to get, right?! - Something like "can I give you something?"
- When did you give it? - I gave it to everyone!
- No, I didn't either.
- When Komuro-san came, he asked me for 500,000 yen. - Wow, that's a lot of money!
- He asked me for 250,000 yen each, and I said "OK", but...
- Why am I with him, Komute?! - Why?
- You're taking care of Komuro-san a lot! - I see! I see!
- That's right! - That's right!
- 545,000 yen!
- Don't say such nasty things! - You're taking care of him in downtown!
- He's dirty! - That's when he became downtown!
- When did you give it to Endo? - I gave it to him once.
- In this dressing room? - That's right.
- That's not it! You said you were going to throw a party or something!
- That's right! - That's what I thought at the time!
- So you're not doing it now? - I'm not doing it!
- You're giving Endo 100,000 yen, and I'm giving you 400,000 yen.
- Endo's giving you 400,000 yen?!
- It's a tire price, you know.
- I forgot about it! - There's nothing on the right side!
- You're going to put your partner's tire in?!
- I see you doing a lot of mischief!
- So... Mischief is your character!
- That's a good point! - It grows little by little.
- You're different now, so...
- Keep up the mischief!
- That's where you came from!
- I did my best.
- Today, I received more than I thought I would.
- But if there's a ticket here, there's not much exposure, right, Mr. Yamauchi?
- There isn't? - There is!
- There really isn't a break anymore! - Why are you lying like that?
- No, it's true!
- There's a break every 8 days!
- There really isn't!
- So I thought I'd go next year, but suddenly...
- After December...
- My manager said, "Hey! I'm not going to Canada!"
- It's been a while since I've been on the same stage as you, but...
- I'm sweating like this on a stage like this!
- I'm sweating like this!
- Something's wrong with me today!
- I'm sweating like crazy!
- I just had my hair cut.
- I've been thinking about it for a while now...
- About yourself?
- I feel like I'm really ugly.
- I've been thinking about it for a while now...
- I just got better, but...
- A while ago, I had this white thing here...
- Like a scalp...
- But you look better today.
- Before you hang up, hold this.