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In the first episode of "Gaki no Chikai Arahen", we'll have a three-game match to win the prize money of 300,000 yen in the fall!
Good morning, everyone!
Since it's already fall, we have to move our bodies.
That's right, it's a blood donation service project!
Today, we have Amazon and Endo's team.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yama-chan and Tanaka's team.
Yes!
Let's split up into two teams and have a three- game match!
The winning team will receive a prize money of 300,000 yen!
Yes!
That's right!
Leave it to your favorite team!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let's go around in circles! Toilet paper!
Fast-rolling match!
Thank you!
Let's make it simple!
Let's start with a good start and go all in!
It's a simple game!
The team with the fastest start wins!
I see!
That's how it is!
Yes!
I'm good at this!
Then let's get started!
Ready!
Oh, it's a whistle!
The whistle is...
Let's do this!
Stop playing games and bring me the whistle!
Let's do this!
Doraisen!
What's up?
Why are you so angry?
What's up?
It's not Doraisen.
The whistle is...
The director of "Gaki no Tsukai", Komurasaki Kozo!
With his loving smile and unique personality,
this show is proud of him as a man of excellence!
What is he like?
The whistle is...
The whistle?
No, I don't have one.
Didn't you issue one?
No, I didn't!
Why are you so angry?
If you don't have a whistle, you can bring it yourself.
I don't have a whistle!
Who do you think you are?
No, no!
Why are you so angry?
Why don't you have one?
Didn't you bring one?
Who do you think you are?
No, no!
You can't bring it yourself.
That's weird!
Why can't you bring it yourself?
Don't you have one?
I don't have one!
Look at this!
How can you do this?
You can only do this because you're a good player!
I want one, but I don't have money, so I can't buy it.
How much is it?
Well, it's a few hundred yen.
You can buy it for ten yen, right?
Don't you have one?
What do you want me to do?
I don't have one.
If you don't have one, you can't do it!
I don't have a whistle.
You can't even finish it.
Okay, I got it.
Let's do it like this.
I'll do it.
What?
I'll do the whistle.
What are you talking about?
Let's do it like this.
I'll do the whistle.
What do you mean?
I'll do the whistle.
Let's do it like this.
What are you doing?
Do it for me.
What?
Hold it for me.
What are you doing?
Are you going to do it?
Do it for me.
What?
Do it for me.
He's weird.
He's weird. He's in a bad mood.
What are you doing?
You have one minute.
Let's do it!
Ready!
What are you doing?
Wait a second.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
What?
I love you.
You don't say "kiiin" normally?
No.
I say "sonyan kii" if I don't use a smile.
You say "sonyan kii"
I say "sonyan kii"
If you say it like that, you can't say it!
Let's say it with a smile!
You have one minute.
Ready!
You can do it!
Time's up!
It's hard to understand.
It's getting late, so it's over.
It's hard to understand.
Even if it's only one minute...
Why? Is it hard to understand?
It's hard to understand.
Then let me hear it!
Let me hear it!
I don't know what's going on.
Just pull out that signal!
Pull it out!
Yes.
Then let's go to the next game.
What?
It's getting late, so it's over.
It's hard to understand.
Brains, points, gold, shaved ice, fast food competition!
This is the same.
Yes.
There is only one minute limit.
Can you eat that much?
Yes.
It's hard to understand.
I will prepare it for you one by one.
Let's see how much you can eat.
Come here!
Let's see how much you can eat.
Yes.
Fast food competition!
Ready!
Go!
It's hard!
I know.
Let's go to the next one.
Finish it!
Finish!
You know what you saw, right?
For example, if someone said it before you said it, you would know.
But you said one minute, didn't you?
It's not a match anymore.
At least say "piii"
That's impossible. It's hard to understand.
"Piii" is the easiest to understand.
Can you say it?
I can say "piii"
How do you say it?
Say "piii"
That's hard.
I don't think it's hard to laugh.
I can say "piii"
Are you mad?
You're mean.
Why are you mad?
No, no, no.
It's not funny.
Are you going to stop?
I'm getting angry.
Really?
You should laugh.
I know that.
I know.
Battle with the fire of badminton
There are two draws so far.
The winner will receive 30 yen.
The person who gets 7 points will win.
7 points.
Ready!
You're ready.
Your turn.
My turn.
Which one?
Which one's the whistle?
This one went in.
What?
Didn't it go in?
It went in!
Which one went in?
Yama-chan, Daba-chin, one point.
One point.
What?!
That one went in?!
Don't be stupid.
What?!
Don't be stupid.
You're simply too quiet.
Well, that's fine.
Ready!
Don't laugh!
What's with you?!
No, no, don't laugh and drink!
Don't laugh and drink!
Stop with the "nyanyan"!
Ready!
Done!
Okay, okay, okay.
Done.
Okay!
Alright!
Brain cancer.
If it's brain cancer, it's brain cancer and you should laugh!
Do it properly!
It's already done! Can you even see it?!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's starting! It's starting!
It's starting!
It's like...
You can't even put in a new character like me.
You're welcome.
Do your character setting properly!
Do it properly!
Bring it on, Fuen!
Bring it on, someone!
Bring it on, Fuen!
Bring it on!
Fuen...
You're sweating weird.
Bring it on, Fuen!
At least change it!
Bring it on, someone like me!
What's with him?
Bring in a new Fuen!
Is this a new Fuen?
Come in.
No...
Are you okay?
Me?
Yeah.
Then do it properly one more time!
Zero, zero, zero.
Are you sure you want me to do it?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Here I go!
From the recording team.
Ready!
(Laughter)
It's too long!
(Laughter)
Why is it this way?
It's messed up.
(Laughter)
(Singing)
(Applause)
You are...
Yes, yes.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Well...
What is it?
Road construction.
(Laughter)
Can I eat it?
(Laughter)
Road construction.
You know, road construction.
Yes.
They do it like this at night.
Come this way!
They do it like this.
When you come in a car...
Come this way!
They do it like this, don't they?
They do it like this.
I don't know where you started from!
You can take off your coat like this!
You can take off your coat like this, can't you?
You know, you should study a little more...
and make sure you follow the rules, shouldn't you?
Well, I'm just doing it randomly.
Isn't it better for you to go to that school or something and do it properly like this?
Well, well, well...
The other day...
I was running at night.
I was running...
with two books.
(Laughter)
Kindness
(Laughter)
You don't know what I mean, do you?
No, no.
No, that's...
Stop!
No, I'm saying you should stop.
No, I'm doing like this.
(Laughter)
It's funny.
Stop.
Turn around.
What are you doing?
Look.
The road is bumpy.
I want you to slow down a little.
Do you understand?
Stop!
I don't know about that.
There is a degree of originality.
I don't know about that.
(Laughter)
But I'm not used to this kind of thing.
No, no.
I'm angry.
You made me laugh.
No, no.
What is it?
Has anything changed?
No.
(Laughter)
The Japanese series will start.
The Japanese series.
From Saturday.
Kakeoka.
Which one do you think it is?
Is it "Giant"?
Are you serious?
(Laughter)
I'm a fan of "Giant".
It's been a while.
Shall we do it?
No, it's okay.
(Applause)
"Giant" series.
Hey, you. Where are you from?
Well, naturally.
Well, well, then "Giant".
No, no, it's not like that. I'm not saying "Giant".
I was just pretending.
"Giant" and "Save", right?
Really?
Yes.
I don't really care about it.
No, you don't have to care about it.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose, does it?
Well, you know, honestly, you know, at this time of year...
I don't even have money.
The production cost of the show, too.
So, you know, even skydiving costs a lot of money.
Yeah, I've done it before.
So, if I win, will you let me kick you hard?
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
No, it's fun.
(Laughter)
Kick me hard.
Let's go back to the origin.
How about it, Mr. Tenyo?
I'll kick you hard.
(Laughter)
I'll use it as many times as you like.
Because you're my partner, so I'll kick you hard.
(Laughter)
You're funny.
How about it, Mr. Sondan? Is it bad?
(Kick)
I don't like being kicked.
Oh, really?
I absolutely don't like being kicked.
But you don't have to care about it.
Why?
Because I still have to leave my position.
So you have to protect me.
Oh, I see.
You don't have anything anymore, do you?
Oh, I see.
You don't have anything anymore, do you?
Oh, I see.
You don't have anything anymore, do you?
(Laughter)
You're funny.
You don't have anything anymore, do you?
Why do you say that?
What are you going to use it for?
You can make a hole in your pee, you know.
Wait a minute. How are you going to prove it if you don't have it?
No, no, it's just a hole.
Hole?
You can make a hole in your pee, you know.
Let's make two holes in particular.
Prove it. I don't like it like this.
Just make it one.
Then, let's make it like this.
Why?
Then, let's make it like this.
Like this?
You don't need it, do you?
Why do you say that?
Let's cut it.
You don't need it, do you?
You really don't need it, do you?
I don't need it.
Go to Macao.
What?
Go to Macao and cut it there.
Why do you go to Macao and cut it there?
It's Macao, isn't it?
You're old.
I made a wooden box.
Why a wooden box? Isn't it a duck's beak?
Are you going to put it in a wooden box?
I put it in there.
What are you going to do with it?
I put it in the trunk of my car.
You don't need it, do you?
Who are you explaining it to?
When you become weak.
Who?
You.
When you become weak in your car, you don't need it.
Who are you explaining it to?
You don't need it, do you?
The police are investigating it.
And when you burn it because you can't give it up.
If you don't have it, you feel like you're burning.
You're stupid.
You don't need it, do you?
I don't need it, do you?
You should drink it.
But...
You should cut it.
But why do I have to cut it?
I know.
You think you can cut it easily, don't you?
The way you cut it is...
It's like a cut cheese.
It's like a wave.
It's like a carrot.
The way you cut it is...
It's like a carrot next to a stage.
I'll think about it.
Who is he?
There are a lot of people I don't know these days.
In the past...
There were people who said "what?"
Famous people.
If you say something like that, something weird will come up.
Something like "bob sap" will come up.
It's hard for something like that to come up.
You should laugh a little and give it back.
That's true.
What's that?
Oh, you know...
Hey, Po! Hey, Po!
I'm doing "What I Want to Ask You" on my homepage.
I'm doing it by e-mail today.
Oh, I see. That's amazing.
There is a creature called "last chimpiller" deep in the mountains of Chiba.
What does it look like? Tell me about it.
Here it is.
It's scary.
I've never heard of it. What is "last chimpiller"?
It's scary.
Tell me about it. What does it look like?
Well...
It's said to be the last one.
It used to be in a herd.
It's almost extinct.
I see.
Yes, it's amazing.
Tell me about it.
Well...
It wears "sukajan".
Even if it wears "sukajan"...
Its whole body is covered in smoke.
Huh?
Which one?
Is it a human body?
Animal?
Is it a human body?
It wears "sukajan".
But it doesn't put its hand through.
Just putting "sukajan" on its shoulder?
Yes, just putting "sukajan" on its shoulder.
And it wears a pendant.
And it has a few "pachinko" balls.
It often hits the woods.
Because it's deep in the mountains, right?
It hits the trees and it never leaves.
So scary, Last Chinpilla.
It's really scary, Last Chinpilla.
- It used to have a scandal. - Oh, that's right.
Doo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Where does it go?
Huh?
- What, what? - Where does it go?
I like acorns.
I can't pick them up because I'm stupid.
Usually, everyone is like this.
What's that?
It's grass.
While chewing grass, everyone is like this.
It's about this speed.
It's not that fast.
It's not that fast, but when an acorn falls, everyone is like...
Run!
Everyone wants to act like an idiot.
It's amazing.
Even if an acorn falls, it doesn't matter.
I don't know.
I can't use anything with this.
What?
I'm a kid.
I can't use anything with this.
I'm just holding it.
That's right.
I'm not holding anything with this. I'm just holding "boss".
I see.
Everyone else is doing this, but I'm not doing anything.
I'm just longing for "boss".
I see.
I'm sick of it, but I'm eating it.
What are you eating?
Donguri.
It's donguri.
It's a mixture of many things.
It's amazing.
"Last Chinpeeler" is amazing.
Out of 4 LDs in our apartment, 3 LDs are occupied by pet animals.
I like animals.
I have that side of me.
Lions only raise children who have fallen into a valley and have climbed up.
It is famous for being so strict.
I heard that even lazy people raise children who are strict.
What is the method?
Did you know that lions raise only those who are strict?
Lions are kings of beasts, so they raise only strong ones.
Lazy people are not kings of beasts or anything like that.
On the contrary, even if they are strong, it can't be helped.
They raise only those who are extremely lazy.
On the contrary.
It's amazing.
What kind of raising method do you use?
What?
Your voice is loud.
Lions raise only those who are strict.
When a lazy person is raised to a certain extent,
they burn their buttocks.
When they are 20 years old.
Their father burns his buttocks.
What does he do?
He burns his buttocks.
In the city?
In the city.
Even if it burns, you can't do anything about it.
Even if it smells like moss, you can't do anything about it.
Even if it's half burnt, you can't do anything about it.
It's really hot, isn't it?
If you do it quickly like this, you can't do anything about it, can you?
There is water there.
Their buttocks are on fire.
They want to do this and that.
If you do it like that, you can't raise them.
Their buttocks are on fire and they say "pusupusu".
Even if it's burnt, you can't do anything about it.
They want to do it really quickly.
It's true.
Their father watches them all the time.
No matter how lazy they are.
Huh? Didn't you say you were in a hurry?
Even if it's just a little like this...
Huh? Didn't you say you were in a hurry?
No, not really.