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The 12th Gaki no Tsukai Ara Ende Jiki Jiki Oogiri Dai Gassen!
Good evening! I am your host, Amada!
Now...
Now that we've reached the 12th time, we'll have...
...Mr. Hanashika here again tonight! Please come in!
Mr. Hanashika!
Now, everyone!
Please allow me to introduce myself one by one!
Yesterday...
I had a dream of being stopped breathing.
At that time, I really stopped breathing...
...and it was so painful that I almost died!
Isn't it funny?
The comedian...
As expected of Kikukawa!
I am Hosei Yomasaki!
Now, please introduce yourself next to me!
You did it!
I was definitely stopped laughing twice before the show!
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
Next!
Recently...
I got married!
We got some warm words from everyone, but...
There's only one person who said "shut up and hit me" on the phone.
The prince of comedy world, Kokoriko Endo!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
The other day, I went in the bath and took a shower.
When I did it, my hair was like...
It was so messy that I said to my scalp, "You bastard!"
When I said that, my hair was like...
I'm a comedian who loves to go out and about.
I'm Miyasako of "Ameagari Keshitai"!
I'm not just anyone!
My scalp is also "katti katti"!
I'm "orai kainou" "wakahage gappa" "kanako naochi"!
Welcome! Welcome!
I'm also 34 years old and I've become an old man!
When I walk in the city, people often say "let me touch your hair"!
I'll play such a guy!
Well...
What's with you?!
What's going on?!
I'm "orai kainou" "zannyoukan tappuri geiri"!
I'm "kotahara"!
Welcome! Welcome!
Until recently, I've been to Okinawa during summer vacation.
When I was in the pool in Okinawa, there were many people with their families.
Everyone was enjoying themselves in the pool!
At that moment, I suddenly thought...
"Everyone is "bijomijena"!
I'm "orai kainou" "daisuki otoko"!
I'm "downtown" "matsumoto"!
Welcome!
"Downtown" "matsumoto"
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
First of all, Hamada Gaham's "bittanko art"!
Now I'll give you a topic!
I'll draw a picture behind you.
Everyone, please draw a picture of me with a wide angle.
Is it okay? Everyone knows what it is, right?
We know!
The first topic is...
Wow!
This is good!
Hamada-san, this is...
You've been getting good at it lately.
What?
No, no, no.
That's why I told you many times that you can't learn how to laugh even if you do it now.
But...
I don't want you to give up.
No, I'm serious.
No, you can't be twice as good.
You can't catch up, can you?
You can't catch up at all.
It's difficult.
It's difficult for me.
I don't know much about it.
Huh? He laughed.
Did you laugh?
I don't really laugh in front of me.
Shall we look at it in order?
Well, Rama-chan.
Yes.
It's probably like this.
It's not realistic.
It's so scary!
Spider-Man!
It's funny to say it first.
I think it's well-balanced.
I've never drawn such a big face like this before.
It's hard to adjust the length.
See? See? See?
Next, Endo-kun!
Yes!
I think I can draw something like this.
It's like...
It's like "destroyer".
And "destroyer" and "s" and "spider-man".
It's sweet.
Next, Yasako!
I think... I think it's like this.
What is this?!
It's like...
It's like "spider-man"!
It's like...
It's like "destroyer".
It's funny! You guys are funny!
Yes!
I think it's like this.
Even though it's forward and backward, the top and bottom are separated.
I think it's separated.
- Next! - Yes!
I think it's like this.
I think the legs are like this.
I see!
The legs have shoes in them, right?
Yes, it has shoes in it.
I think it's like this.
- You, last one! - You guys are naive!
Even if you say it, I won't go out with you!
You shouldn't have licked this!
I didn't think of anything!
I think it's like this.
What is it?
I don't think it's possible.
You're good at that!
You're good at that movie!
Is it really forward and backward?
Of course it is!
Then, I'll show you something like this.
Is anyone close?
Here!
Stop it!
But look at me! I knew it!
There's got to be a nipple!
There is!
It's because you don't have confidence!
You don't have confidence in front or back, so you only show it with your nipples!
The next topic is Darth Vader!
What kind of picture will Hamada make of Vader?
His face is too big.
I can fix it.
You can fix it?
You can't do that!
Here we go!
Let's start with Ayama-chan!
Ayama-chan!
She's got a nipple!
She's a girl!
It's Darth Vader!
You have to break it more!
But if you show it, I think you can fix it.
It's a coincidence, but 15 years later...
She's got two of them.
She's definitely wearing a cape, right?
She's definitely wearing a cape.
But if you mistake that cape for this skirt...
She's got wakame.
This is a beam saber.
It's like this.
Are you kidding me?!
It's like this.
Wow!
I didn't know you weren't kidding!
Of course I didn't!
I think it's even worse.
What is that?!
It doesn't break at all!
I think it's like, "what is that?!"
It doesn't break!
It's definitely Darth Vader!
Last one!
This is...
Everyone's a little naive.
Seriously?!
I don't think you can understand what she's wearing.
I know what her face looks like,
but I don't know what clothes she's wearing.
It looks like this.
Why is she wearing a tie?!
I think she's wearing a suit.
A suit?!
She's wearing a suit, why is she wearing a tie?!
She's wearing a tie again.
Wow!
She's improved!
Wow!
The shape is different!
Darth Vader.
Is it like this?
This is Darth Vader.
I can't say it!
Wait a minute!
You must have said a lot of things!
Yes!
Can I say one thing?
First of all, one thing.
Why do you have an altogue?
An altogue?
Yes.
An altogue?
Yes.
This is a house, isn't it?
If it's a house...
It's an old house.
Isn't it a house?
It's not!
It's a designer's mansion!
It's a designer's mansion, isn't it?
It's a house!
You like that belt, don't you?
Everyone wears it!
Spider-Man...
Everyone wears it!
If you don't wear it, you'll lose it.
Even if you lose it...
I'll sing an impromptu song!
Everyone, for example, in this product...
For example, I wrote a lot of sentences, didn't I?
Yes!
Using this...
I wrote an impromptu song.
I sang a song.
This kind of thing is common in Japan, isn't it?
Right?
Yes!
I wrote a lot of sentences.
Yes!
Using this...
I sang an impromptu song for everyone.
Then...
Yama-chan!
With strawberry milk...
Then, I'll also come up with a song...
Wait a minute...
Round, small, triangle...
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
No good, right?
Okay, Yama-chan!
You have to say it.
Ready!
1, 2, 3...
Round and small...
Triangle...
Chewy and eatable...
Pinky...
Chewy and eatable...
Wow, I hate this!
I hate this!
Everyone! Everyone! Like this!
Like this!
After you've done it, don't do it like that!
Wow, I hate this!
Wow, I hate this more than any other punch!
The second punch is the end!
Yamasaki wants to avoid the second punch, but...
Oh, this is tough.
This is really tough.
This is probably 100%...
Do you know?
It's 100%!
Do you know?
In an instant...
It's like "shin!"
It's really scary, that moment.
It's like "triangle"
It's really scary.
This is scary!
This is going to crush the entertainer!
Right?!
Alright, do it!
Do it!
When I was young, there were many lactic acid bacteria in my intestines,
but as I grow older, the number of them increases.
All of them are bacteria, bacteria, bacteria, bacteria, bacteria of the stomach.
When I think about the balance, I want to get along with lactic acid bacteria forever.
You did it! You did it! You did it!
I can't do it.
Wow, this is...
No, no, it's good. It's totally good.
I have a lot of lactic acid bacteria.
No, it's totally good.
What kind of wound is this?
The next challenger is Miyasako!
Will he be able to show off his vocalist skills?
Miyasako, you're good at this, right?
Yes, I'm good at it.
You always do it.
That's right.
Let's do it.
How did you do it?
I'll do it.
Do your best.
Okay.
Ready, go!
However...
Kashimiya is...
A high-class...
Singer...
For...
Everyone...
That's good.
It's finally Matsumoto's turn!
I hope Miyasako's decision won't put pressure on him.
I'll do it.
Okay.
Ready...
Excuse me...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'll do it, I'll do it!
I don't like it like this!
How about like this?
Like this?
Can I do it like this?
Go ahead.
Sorry!
I don't know! I'm confused!
Director!
Director! Director!
Director!
Can you do it like...
Like you're drunk?
Like I'm drunk, yes, yes.
I'll put a smokey su-ha in my mouth.
I'll breathe in from my nose.
What's a "darrow" for?
Is there a "darrow" in how you use it?
Excuse me...
How should I do it?!
Hurry up and say it!
Hurry up and say it! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
"Darrow"! "Darrow"!
"Darrow"!
"Darrow" is fine!
Smokey su-ha.
It's like this.
Yamasaki will challenge again. Will he succeed?
Yamasaki, this is for you.
Thank you.
"Reiche" is "milk" in Spanish.
This is strong.
This is good.
Please finish it for everyone.
Please.
Please do your best.
This is like idol singer style.
Idol singer style.
It's like it.
I see.
It's good.
It's "momi".
It's like that.
Thank you.
Everyone, listen.
It's good.
It's like dancing.
We're going to play music for you now.
Think of a choreography for each of the two songs and dance to it.
After dancing for two songs, the next person will dance for the next song and think of a choreography for the next song.
I see.
Earlier it was a movie and now it's dancing?
I see.
Wait a minute.
A movie and now dancing?
No, no.
There was a movie and now there's a song.
Huh?
A song?
What are you talking about?
Huh?
Aren't you working too hard?
Please calm down.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you understand the rules?
Yes!
However, there are times when you make mistakes.
In those cases, we have prepared a penalty game.
Here it is.
"Sneshinai Mashin".
Why did you say such a thing in a loud voice?
That's right.
In a loud voice.
But you didn't even sit down.
It's just the beginning.
Starting with Yama-chan!
Music...
Start!
What?
Hey!
Do it properly!
I'm tired!
What are you doing now?
Now...
If you do like this...
Oh, this is good!
What?
Hey!
And you too, Yama-chan...
Yes!
What?
And you too, Yama-chan...
What?
One, two, three, four...
OK, this...
This is good!
This is fun!
This is cool!
This is fun!
Hurry up!
Yes!
Music!
This is good, this is good!
Tell me about it!
How do you do it?
What?!
This is easy, right?
OK, OK, OK...
Don't do it, don't do it...
Don't do it, don't do it.
Connect it.
What?
Don't do it now.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes, well...
Well...
Easy, easy.
[That's it!]
No way, no way.
You want to dance, right?!
Dance!
I'm excited!
In a normal dance club, they dance like this.
Forget it.
Sorry.
Next.
This is hard.
Let's go! Music...
Start!
This is funny!
I can't do it anymore!
Amazing!
This is amazing!
I did not expect it!
This is the first time for me!
Wonderful!
Go for it!
Let's go!
Music...
Start!
It's different!
It's dancing!
How is it?
Really?
Yes!
Wow!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
Music...
Start!
No!
It's different!
The type of dancing is different!
It's totally different!
Try it!
How was it?
Mine...
It's like this, right?
Like this?
Matsumoto-san's is like this, right?
It's totally different!
Totally different!
How? How do you do it?
Eh?
It's already out!
That's also different!
Out!
Yay!
I can't do it! I can't do it in this segment!
There's nothing we can do about it.
Mazuma-san, stand here.
Wow, this hurts.
It really hurts.
It hurts like a sample.
Now, stay still.
Wow, wow, wow!
Don't do anything!
Three! Two! One!
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Wow, I don't like this. I definitely don't like this.
I don't like it either!
It hurts here.
It hurts here and here.
Music, start!
Won't you take my hand? Ah, we're gonna have a good show!
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4
Won't you wear a hate?
I don't wanna hate
End. Music, start!
I think this is counter.
Let's continue.
Music, start!
I wanna be your man
Show 'em tonight we're gon' dance the night away
One and one is two
Don't wanna change the rules and
What's that?
I can't forget that!
I can't forget that.
That's right.
That's counter, right?
That's counter.
Tanaka!
Music, start!
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4
Won't you take my hand? Ah, we're gonna have a good show!
Tonight we're gon' dance the night away
One and one is two
Don't wanna change the rules and
What's that?
I can't forget that!
That's counter, right?
Let's do it again.
Let's do it again. Let's do it again.
OK, OK.
I don't know yet, but...
Let's dance!
I don't know yet, but...
Let's do it!
Music, start!
Won't you take my hand? I won't be your man
So, tonight we're gonna dance the night away
It's hard!
No, it's easy to understand
You're in trouble!
I definitely want to do it! I definitely want to continue it!
I definitely want to continue it!
You're not dancing at all!
Wait, in order, is this a violation?
What is it?
Can you line up in order?
When you remember everyone's faces...
Ah, that!
Can we continue it?
That's fine, right?
Yes, that's fine
Ah, yes, yes, yes
Ah, this is good!
This is definitely good
This is good! This is good!
Then, let's go!
Music... start!
What is it?
Let's go back
Go back!
Let's go back!
No, no, we were shouting
What should we do?
But we did it in order, so is it okay?
Can we go back?
Ah, we can do it!
Everyone, line up in order
Yes, yes
If you line up, you can do it
Music... start!
What?
Give it back!
Stand up!
I'll stand up next!
Yama-chan, you didn't meet him just now, right?
Hoto-chan, show him that you were sitting down.
You sat down and left right away.
I was in a hurry.
It was crazy, wasn't it?
Isn't Chikobi's way of standing stronger?
That doesn't matter! Stand up!
Let's go! Music...
Start!
Stand up! Stand up!
I was wondering if you should stand up.
It's getting intense from here!
You can call me if you want.
Let's go dancing.
You can call me and say, "You're not dancing?"
You can say, "Goodbye."
It's getting intense from here.
It's getting a story.
Music...
Start!
Music...
Start!
Hey! Before you go out!
Hey!
Before you go out!
No, no! I had a reason for you to break up!
No, no! Let's go meet up!
Oh, yes, yes!
Because we have a ticket to meet up!
Hey, young man, dance!
OK! OK! Leave it to me!
Won't you take my hand?
I won't be your man
I can't smell you!
Won't you take my hand?
I won't be your man
So come on, get out of my house!
It's a ticket, isn't it?
My nose is running.
It's a ticket.
OK, OK! Stop dancing and get out of my house!
I won't say much, but...
He found out!
I'll keep dancing!
Who's next?
Matsumoto-san.
Me?
Yes.
Wow, wow! I can't do it anymore!
Why?
Wow, wow! I can't do it anymore!
It's been a long time.
Wow! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
Let's go!
Wow! What should I do?
Music...
Start!
Let's go!
We couldn't answer as long as you were thinking too.
'Cause it's yours and mine, forever we're in the starlight.
If I mess up, I won't be able to get a laugh out of you!
What's wrong, Mr. Aimoto?!
No, I was just thinking of what to do next.
Oh, I see.
It was fun!
What's wrong, Mr. Aimoto?!
Stand up!
This is disgusting!
Here we go!
3...
2...
1!
That hurt twice!
Let's play rock, paper, scissors and see who escapes first!
Everyone, please look behind you.
There's a board here.
Everyone, you can put your nameplates wherever you like.
Anywhere is fine.
If you turn this around, you'll see a skull mark somewhere.
That means the person who put their name on the line is out.
There's a 15 minute magic here.
If you end up becoming a skull, draw a line and hit your opponent with a bat.
Please push your opponent.
However!
There's only one line you can't draw in this 15 minute magic.
If you end up drawing it and can't draw a line, you'll receive a punishment.
You'll see how well you can push your opponent.
Um, can I say something?
Yes.
This is a big cut, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The first punishment game is...
This one!
Yes!
This is a light touch.
Hit there and bang!
If you get hit in a row, you'll get punished.
I don't like getting hit in the first place.
Everyone, please put your nameplates wherever you like.
Anywhere is fine.
I don't think we should put it on the bridge.
No, no, no.
The bridge will be targeted.
It's hard to escape.
Oh, it's hard to escape.
I see!
It's true!
If you get hit once and draw a line, please throw it away.
Yes!
Let's start!
Yes!
Where on earth is it?
Open!
Endo!
Uh oh.
Suddenly!
Where is it?
Okay!
How about this one, Dad?
I think I cut it off.
It looks like you can get it out of there somehow.
I'm going to give...
...this to Miyasako.
You guys are stupid.
Alright!
Oh, I did it!
Okay!
Okay, Miyasako.
Okay, Miyasako!
Miyasako!
What should I do?
Are you an okama?
Go!
If that's the case...
I'll put it in like this.
Oh, thank goodness! It came out!
Koto-chan, right?
What's up with you?!
Miyasako, you're fighting, right?
I'm angry!
For some reason, Hotohara is in a bad mood, but...
Kento, you said it!
Oh, it came out!
After this, the punishment changes every time!
Is it me?
All right!
Oh, it's you again!
What's up with you?!
Damn it!
Be clear! What's up with you?!
I'm pissed off!
Here it is!
All right!
I'm pissed off!
Wait a minute!
It's about time!
Where should we put it?
Around here...
All right!
Endo!
That's good!
That's me!
All right, Endo!
Next time, it can't be me!
I know what you're up to!
What's up with you?!
I'm pissed off!
That's right!
Around here?
That's fine!
See? Heee can't win!
I cut off my punishment game!
It was caught by Heiko!
I forgot!
My punishment game!
Dolls for the dolls!
[applause and cheers]
- He's on the second floor. - On the second floor.
- He looks like he's in a good mood.
[laughter]
- He's still looking at us.
- The next punishment is...
- Here it is!
- No, no, no, no, no.
- The name is...
- Where is it?
- Mr. Miyazako!
- What is it? - Give me a change of clothes.
- Mr. Miyazako!
- I don't like this. - Mr. Miyazako!
- What is it with you?!
- I don't like it.
- This position is really...
- If you go this way, you come back this way.
- It's like you're returning a favor.
[laughter]
- Returning a favor...
- It's a sudden situation.
[laughter]
- The moment...
- The moment you came out...
[laughter]
- Hmm...
- Endo...
- It's okay, it's okay.
- Endo!
- It's about time.
- You should focus on that side.
- Here it is!
- Stand up.
[laughter]
- You went all out.
- It doesn't matter.
- You were so talented.
- All right!
- Which way did you go?
- This way.
[laughter]
- Hey!
- All right!
- You must run away.
- What?
- It doesn't matter.
- Go!
- Hey!
- Miyasako!
- It's about time.
- Stop it!
- Let's have fun!
[laughter]
- Let's have fun!
- You went all out and said you'd do it again.
- You said you'd do it again.
- Number four!
- I said it twice in a row.
- If I didn't,
- I would've hidden my face.
- You sounded like that.
- I swear I would've done it again.
- I would've done it again.
- There we go!
- End, right?
- It was close.
It'll definitely continue.
It came off. It came off.
I forgot we were glaring at each other.
I feel sorry for Endo.
Endo was wearing it.
Endo was wearing it and looked like a frog without a shell.
It'll continue.
It'll definitely continue.
It came off. It came off.
You're happy that it came off, aren't you?
It's a punishment, Endo!
Me?
It came off. It came off.
It came off.
Is there something on my face?
There's definitely something on my face.
Is there something on my face? What should I do?
What should I do?
Is there something on my face?
Wait for it slowly like this.
What's there?
Wait for it slowly like this.
It's fine.
It'll continue!
It'll definitely continue.
Your liver rate is low.
It'll definitely continue.
It's fine!
That's right.
- How was it? - It was bad.
- Even so... - Don't do it!
- Are you done? - Are you done?
- You forgot it!
- One last time! - One last time!
Don't forget it!
I'll focus on you!
- I'm not done yet! - That's too bad!
- You ignored me! - I'm not done yet!
Ouch!
Wow, is this okay?
But if you do this, it'll come back!
Ton, ton, ton, ton, ton!
You did something like this!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Endo! - Endo!
- Let's do it? - Endo!
- Oh, it's me! - Yeah!
- What are you doing?! - Hey! Hey!
- I'm a little weak. - You're weak!
My eyebrows stink!
In a one-color quick-fire state, the number of pens is decreasing.
- I got it! - Yes!
- I'm glad! - Yes!
- I got it! - What?
- I got it! - Oh, it's tough!
- I got it! - I got it!
- Yes! - I got it!
- I got it!
- I'll do my best and get it over there! - Idiot!
- I got it! - Idiot!
- Don't rush! - I got it!
- I got it!
- Here... - Wow, what's going to happen?
- Is it me? - Yes!
- It's me!
Penalty game "Naganegi Dead"!
- Naganegi Dead! - Naganegi Dead!
- This hurts! - This hurts!
- Today was short! - Everything else hurt!
- Next up... - What's this?
- Where is this place?
- Naganegi Dead!
- Don't come out!
- Honestly, I've heard rumors about this game, but it's pretty tough.
- You've beaten me before, too.
- Well, for now...
- Let's go with this one.
- Well, you know...
- You scared me!
- I was going to poop.
- I know it hurts.
- Konran!
- It's me.
Paton! Paton! Paton!
Here it is! Let's go, everyone!
Let's go to the store.
The newspaper is coming out.
Each member of O-giri entrusts a wish to a pen and desperately avoids the punishment game of fear.
It's me.
Endo.
Endo, play it.
It's me! It's me!
Kuseta, play it for me.
Hey, let me play it for you too!
Like this...
Hey, Hoto-chan!
Have fun!
Hoto-chan!
Have fun! Have fun!
Hoto-chan, play it!
Oh, I see.
Miyazako-san.
I'm the first one to play it.
I'm doing it like this.
You're doing it like this.
I'm doing it like this.
What are you gonna do, Kitara?
What are you gonna do?
Finally...
It's me!
I'm gonna play it for real!
I'm sorry!
No way!
You're the first one to play it!
It's me!
Then...
Don't give it back.
My butt hurts!
(screams)
What's up?
(screams)
What's up?
(screams)
It stinks! It stinks!
(screams)
To be honest,
I'm a person with a small stomach.