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Osu! One-stop club, second round!
This is the third round!
Yes!
Last time we lost, so we shouldn't have had a one- stop club.
That's right!
I haven't said it yet, but the staff seemed to like it and it was included as expected.
It was four seconds apart.
Last time's opponents were Team Office Kitano.
They are strong and have an overwhelming career.
This time, Team Gaki will record a record of one minute and thirty-three seconds.
However, Team Konjou and Hamada lost by only four seconds.
Everyone did their best.
We did our best!
Do your best!
Please do your best!
I can't do it anymore!
Are you stupid?!
You've been saying it a lot lately.
However, this one-stop club isn't aiming to win.
What is it for?
To save money...
Are you stupid?!
They say it a lot.
They say they want to escape.
However, we have one more person.
Oh, that's right!
An assistant!
He's pretty good at his job.
This is our assistant.
It's this person!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
You've been saying it a lot lately.
You say "nice to meet you" a lot!
Ms. Tanabone.
How is it?
I'm confident.
Really?
Yes.
How good is it?
Well...
One step.
Time has passed.
She is always like this.
She looks like Hodo more and more.
Leave it to me.
Well, let's go.
Let's welcome today's opponent.
Let's go.
Stop it!
Don't be shy!
What are you saying?
Don't be shy!
Don't be shy, bean!
What does this appearance mean?
Bean!
Hey!
Mr. X!
I see.
You are here, too.
He has been practicing a lot.
He is a sportsman.
I see.
I can't bend my head.
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OK! Time is up!
The team with more votes wins.
The order of the games is also decided by the sponsors.
OK!
No, I'm done with this.
Mr. Tanaka, Mr. Shimada, Mr. Yamamoto, Mr. Fama!
We know!
OK, the team from Ozabo is...
Who is the forward?
Forward!
Forward is...
Mr. Tanaka!
Mr. Origa, Mr. Yamamoto, Mr. Tanaka!
Mr. Shimada!
Look at this new meat!
Wow!
Mr. Tanaka!
Who is the coach?
You should bite the opponent.
Bite?
What should we do?
Can you bite us?
I can do it.
You should do it better than last time.
Yes, yes, yes.
You should do it better than last time.
I'm really weak.
OK!
Yes!
Mr. Tanaka!
Yes!
OK!
You!
I'll go first.
Take it off! Take it off!
What is it?
Can you win with such muscles?
It's not a muscle match.
That's right!
Stop breathing!
Otakuro's team.
The forward is the ostrich's back and Jimon.
The build-up body shows its results.
I don't know how far it will go.
That's right.
I don't know how much it will go.
I'll let Jimon-chan decide how much it will go.
Wait a minute.
This is definitely different.
It's different from what I saw at first.
You've been confident for a while now.
OK!
As soon as it goes in, I feel like my pace is going to change.
It's rare for you to talk like that.
OK! OK!
Is it OK?
As soon as the water goes in here, it will go in.
OK!
As soon as it goes in your nose.
OK!
Is it OK?
Let's go!
Ready!
Start!
I think we can do it!
I didn't know you had such a face!
I can't see what's in front of me!
I'm happy!
Go! Go! Go!
You look like a guest!
You look like a devil!
What?
It's going!
Wow!
It's going!
You can do it!
It's not coming from the nose yet!
Wow!
It's going!
Wow, it's going!
It went well!
Wow, it's going!
It's going!
Don't bridge your bounds with me!
Wow!
You're amazing!
You won!
Wow!
You won!
Will you really concede defeat so soon?
This is Tanaka, you!
It's a little late!
Let's go for the fastest one.
If it's more than one minute, it's over.
If it's more than one minute, please go.
Please go once in 30 seconds.
I'll go once every 30 seconds.
Please.
Go up until there are three times.
Okay.
The first team is Kokoriko and Tanaka.
How much time will they extend from the previous record of 41 seconds?
It's not like that. It's the second time.
Are you used to it?
The water temperature is about the same.
It's getting hot. Is it cold today?
It's fun.
It's fun!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
This is bad.
The way it's going in.
It's going in well.
It's going in just right.
I'm counting on you.
It's coming in well.
This is awesome.
It's coming in well.
Okay, okay.
It's coming in!
Come on!
It's coming in!
Is it going in?
It's coming in!
Is this for real?
It's coming in!
Stop it!
You're doing it wrong!
You forgot 30 seconds!
Wow, this is awesome.
I can do it!
It's coming in!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
At this point, you're 21 seconds behind.
This is bad!
Why? I don't know what will happen if it's not this!
I'm telling you.
Higo-chan, you can stop now.
I can't pull myself together.
Who's next?
Next is Kannazuki.
You don't know, do you?
Hey you!
Pull yourself together!
If we don't split up, we won't know who won!
Who is it?
Whose is it?
No, no, it's Hase!
Hase! Hase!
Hase!
Oh, it's Gin-san's team.
Hase, look!
Look, look, look!
I wanted to see someone else, too!
Alright, I'll do it like this!
But, but, this is...
Alright, alright, alright, I want to go next.
Eh?!
Who is it?
It's me!
Eh?!
Hama-chan!
Hama-chan, you want to go?
I'll go!
The Otaku Pro Team's Jihon is...
Starting with Sports-sensei, he's been getting a lot of attention with his impersonations!
What is his actual strength?!
I went a little too wild!
Alright, get ready!
There it is!
That's how you get in there, Enter!
Slowly, slowly...
You got in there!
The picture's looking good!
It really is!
What is this?!
It's like you're impersonating something.
I'm just listening.
Say it, say it! Don't impersonate!
It's like you're impersonating something.
It looks like me, but can you see it?
You can't see me!
It's like you're impersonating something.
Believer! Believer!
Oh, it's a believer.
Ah, it's a believer.
What?!
You! Stop it!
Believer! Believer!
What?!
You! Stop it!
I was going to say believer, but...
Is it that bad?!
Believer...
The face is gone!
Believer! Believer!
Oh, believer.
Ah, it's a believer.
The picture's gone!
It's gone!
Vaccine, it's Hamada's method. The record is only 9 seconds. Will this humiliating time will increase?
Do you think you can do it?
Well, if my ears get nervous, I think I can do it.
But, but, but...
But I am the easiest one.
I will have him think about it.
But if my ears get nervous and I endure it, I think I can do it.
That's impossible.
Let's go, Hamada!
Hamada-san! Please do it!
Do it at your own timing.
There it is!
There's a lot of them!
This is bad!
There's more than this!
7.14 seconds!
This is bad!
You can only hold it for 7.14 seconds, but there's a lot of them!
How many seconds did you hold it for?
If it's a little longer than that, I'd hold it for that long!
You guys can do it!
Who's next?
Alright! Mr. X!
- Who's next? - Mr. X!
- The middle school student, Higo-chan! - Wait!
It's Higo-chan!
The best man's country starts with his friend!
Higo-chan, you can leave now.
The men's team's middle school student is the leader of the majority, Higo Katsuhiro!
The career he spent planning for "Mizumo" is unparalleled!
- Higo-chan, you forgot the beans! - What?
- You win with the captain! - Alright, I got it!
- Higo-chan, you can leave now! - I'm sorry!
It's not like we're bothering you or anything!
Well, well, well...
- Let's go! - Anyway, the otaku pro team wants to spread their lead!
"Mizumo" opened up at least 50 seconds with an expression you can't even afford!
With that, the gap with "gaki" team is reduced to 1 minute and 25 seconds!
Look at this mayonnaise background!
"Gaki" team can't lose!
The starting line is Hosei Yamazaki, who broke the highest record of 1 minute and 33 seconds last time!
Alright, let's go!
Hurry up!
Start!
It looks good!
Let's go for 2 minutes of dream!
It looks like it's going to be greasy, but you did your best last time!
It looks really good!
Look at me!
I love you! I'm crying!
It's good, it's good!
This means we have room for improvement!
He did this last time too!
Seriously?
It's going down!
It's going well!
It's coming!
It's late for you, but you're doing it so well!
It's coming all of a sudden!
What is this?
Good, good, good!
This is amazing!
It's coming!
It's coming again!
It's coming!
It's completely different from last time!
Why?!
Is it you?
No, it's my ability!
You!
You were good last time!
It's my ability now!
So, Odapo's team's win is...
19 minutes and 30 seconds!
Show me!
It's too early!
Give it to me later!
Give me a drink!
Stop it!
Why are you starting a joke?
It's almost 12 o'clock!
He's surprised!
It's exactly the same as my joke!
You were keeping it all!
I'm the one keeping it!
Sing!
What should we do?
Harako, are you going?
Yes!
Maybe...
Harako, are you going?
I'm going!
What?
I'm going!
Harako, I'm counting on you!
Harako, go!
You're dirty!
The first team to change is...
Yoshimoto's assistant, Yamada Harako!
Show us your womanliness!
Let's go!
Start!
Did it stop?
The red light stopped.
It's small, you know?
It stopped.
Wow, scary!
It's not bad.
No way!
It's over!
It's over! It's over!
Hey, you're not allowed to say it!
Oh no! Oh no!
It's over!
But at this stage, it's a draw.
It's a draw.
This is bad!
It's a draw.
The name of the otaku team is "Dangerous Notch".
That dangerous tension is a threat to the opponent!
Ready...
Start!
Push it! Push it! Push it!
Good!
This is really tough! Neither is bad! Neither is bad!
It's going! It's going!
Oh!
Something came out!
Hey!
Something came out!
What is that?
It's coming!
Yeah!
That's 6 seconds!
That's too fast!
Alright!
Otaku's 6-second lead!
This 6-second lead is bad, so...
Bad!
I want to make a difference here, so...
I see.
Yeah.
Chief's...
Ueshiba!
Wait!
Really?
Ueshiba-san!
What happened?
Wait...
No, I want to go!
I want to go!
No, I want to go!
I want to go!
I want you to say "end".
No, say "end" already.
No, no!
I didn't do anything!
No, no, no!
It's like I was stabbed!
Team Gaki's final winner is Kokoriko Endo!
Full time record is 47 seconds!
Now, who do you want to lead with this record?
With Eran's level like this...
A lot of things are floating in the air!
Well, that's true...
But...
A lot of things are floating like this...
Don't say things like that!
This is what I hate about you!
There's something weird about you.
Here, Endo shows his manliness.
With his full record exceeding the record of the drummer,
the drummer team's best time is 1 minute and 14 seconds.
They give pressure to the bass player team.
Amazing!
And the target of the water pro team is Ueshima Ryuhei of Dachou. Will he show the miracle of squeezing beans here as well?
You've got used to it, haven't you?
Look!
You've got used to it, haven't you?
Let's have a game of tag.
Ready...
Set...
Here we go...
There you go!
Not yet!
Almost there.
Go for it!
Move back a little bit.
A little more!
It's flying! It's flying!
Yuu-chan!
Huh?
Yuu-chan, help me!
Help me!
Yes!
Yuu-chan, you did it!
What are you doing?
You closed it yourself!
I can't breathe!
That's why I'm telling you!
Wait a minute!
Hey! Help me!
You're lying! You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You're lying! Wait a minute!
Why did you come all of a sudden?
The show...
The show has begun!
I'm sorry!
Hey! Yuu-chan!
Yuu-chan!
Are you okay?
You're drowning!
What happened?
You're drowning! You're drowning!
You're drowning!
I want to know!
You're drowning!
What are you doing?
You're drowning!
I dove once more to contain it, but I'm drowning now.
After this,
Matsumoto will move to a new country for the first time in his life!
The worst day began like this...
Chibistante. Hama Mike. July 1st, start.
My dad bought a house for me.
We're going to live together as a family now.
But it's...
a family dispute!
Cinderella, one house for Tokyo, one house for Tokyo...
July 10th, Wednesday night, 10 o'clock, start.
My dad bought a house for me, and the five sisters who are going to live together always fight.
In other words, it's...
a family dispute!
Cinderella, one house for Tokyo, one house for Tokyo...
July 10th, Wednesday night, 10 o'clock, start.
Your dream begins to move.
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Hey, what's up?
Why are you so bold?
It was fun for me for the first time.
It was fun.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this!
Let's do it!
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Open your eyes!
Why are you opening your eyes?
Open your eyes!
Why are you opening your eyes?
Open your eyes!
There's a faint bubble coming out of your nose!
Open your eyes!
Why aren't you opening your eyes?!
Oh! It's coming out!
No! No!
Not yet!
It's coming out!
Open your eyes!
Oh! It's coming out!
It's coming out!
Isn't the water weird this time?!
It's really floating!
Hey, I'm a Japanese comedian!
I'm a Japanese comedian!
I'm a world champion!
I'm a real champion!
Will this be a turning point?!
Will this be a miracle?!
It's coming out!
Oh!
In many rivers,
Without asking why,
I was given it!
You can wipe it off when you sweat,
But you can't wipe it off until it's sticky!
That's why I'm wearing a violet smooth sheet!
See! It's coming out!
Smooth! Smooth!
That's why I'm wearing a violet smooth sheet!
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Ex-boxing world champ's fighting instinct is exploding!
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That entrance is dangerous, isn't it?
Boss-kun!
I didn't know you'd come all of a sudden!
That's why I said it's better to stop here!
I didn't know you'd come all of a sudden!
I caught up! I caught up!
No, you looked like it just now.
I did it like this, so it went up.
You look like a demon master.
Look at this!
It's painful, look!
I caught up!
One minute and one second!
One minute and five seconds will definitely go up!
Half! Half!
Oh no!
I'm already done!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
This is a little easy.
I'm coming!
But it's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
So the score is 4 minutes 39 seconds against 5 minutes 15 seconds!
The Otacon team wins!
They're weak!
They're not winning at all.
No, I don't think we're weak...
(Laughter)
Hey, that's Toka-chan!
- Oh, sorry about that. - Cute!
Amazing!
I knew it wasn't Toka-chan, but that...
I should have made her a soldier.
(Laughter)
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