AISubs v3.5
Before recording with the instruments, you can only see that man happy in his private life in the usual dressing room.
I hope you like it.
No, I don't like it.
I hope you like it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'll kill you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'm sorry.
Mr. Yamazaki...
That's fine.
What are you doing in the morning?
Mr. Yamazaki asked me to invite you all.
It's weird to ignore him.
He's always like that.
No, it's not like that.
He's always like that.
It's not like that.
It's very serious.
What's serious about it?
It's modern.
Recently, you've been happy in your private life.
That's right.
You got married.
I'm very depressed.
For now, I asked you all to come.
I thought it would be nice of you to invite me to this show.
That's right.
It's always like that.
This show is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I'm sorry.
This way, please.
You're a senior.
Yes, I am.
I'm sorry.
You're a senior.
I'm nervous.
It's weird.
What is it?
Why are you so surprised?
I'm sorry to bother you.
Different color.
Of course, you are my senior. Why can't I call you?
I'm sorry. Actually, my private life is fulfilling now.
I don't know.
I have a beautiful dream that everyone envies me.
And I have a cute baby, Momo.
I had a cute baby, didn't I?
But that luck went to my private life.
Do you remember the program "Gaki no tsukai ni aerahende"?
Yes, this program.
This program.
Yes, this program.
Penalty game.
I was wearing a fundoshi and everyone came in.
When I came out, the fundoshi fluttered and my crotch came out.
It was a big hit.
You don't remember, do you?
No, I don't remember.
No, at that time, God was still coming down.
He won't come down anymore.
It was a long time ago.
Yes, it was a long time ago.
Go!
It was done a long time ago.
Even with a fundoshi flutter, you will freeze and challenge yourself to the limits of winter.
It's a penalty game.
Penalty game.
Anataki! Get me that ball!
Go!
It's a fact. A laughing god came down to this man who came up from the sea.
You've done that before, right? Saying "gojyo, gojyo, gojyo".
Yes, I did.
But you didn't come down even then, right?
What's up with you?
No, I mean...
Komu!
Yes.
Give me that.
Yes.
Give me that.
Why Komu?
I don't know.
They're really close.
Komu!
Yes.
He was right next to me.
There's only one wasabi in here.
Right?
Wasabi secret.
It happens a lot.
It's a common pattern.
If a god came down in this situation...
You know what I mean, right?
I know.
But if a wasabi came out of this...
It would be a good recording.
Of course.
If a god came down...
Let's do it!
What's wrong?
It's sweet.
It's a normal one.
It turned out like this!
Did you just laugh at this?
Hana-san, did you laugh at this?
I didn't laugh at all.
I didn't laugh at all, but...
But it's only one fifth, so...
Come on!
Ah, it's two!
It's two.
Ah, I see!
This is...
This is different, right?
Fifty percent.
This is...
What are you doing?
Mr. Ozaki!
Are you serious?
Are you crazy?
I'm serious!
He's laughing. He's getting punished.
Should I quit?
Well...
But, you know...
Maybe it was bad today.
Maybe it's just a little bad now.
It doesn't matter if you did it yesterday or the day before.
Right?
It doesn't matter if you did it yesterday or the day before.
It's always the same.
Even if it's one-half mistake,
will this man really be forgiven by God?
From now on, I'll say tongue-twisters.
I'll say tongue-twisters three times in a row.
What?
What did you say?
Tongue-twisters.
Tongue-twisters?
What's that?
What do you mean "what's that?"
No, tongue-twisters.
Usually, you say tongue-twisters first and then bite.
But you just bit now.
That's right.
You're right.
You don't know the basics of laughing anymore, do you?
Right.
The time axis is weird.
It's distorted, isn't it?
Distorted?
It's distorted.
Distorted?
It's distorted, isn't it?
Yes, distorted.
I'll say it now.
Tongue-twisters.
I'll say it three times in a row.
Come.
Yes.
The viewership of "Shuzo"!
I was about to say "x3".
That's why it was boring.
This is funny.
This is funny, but...
What?
Hey! Endo!
Yes?
You try it.
Me?
Yeah.
But I'm pretty good at it.
Yeah, try it.
Okay, then I'll do the middle one.
Okay.
Start.
Traveling customers!
Traveling...
Traveling customers!
Traveling...
Traveling customers!
Traveling...
I'm pretty good at it.
You just heard it, didn't you?
In your ears.
Everyone was laughing.
To be honest...
Yes?
They were clapping, too.
Why?
What's wrong with me?
Am I a freak?
In the end...
I'll do it in the end.
Bastard...
Okay, you do it.
Please.
Okay!
Please.
Okay, start!
Nyanko, nyagomako, nyanko!
It's funny.
It's really funny.
It's funny!
You're saying things that aren't written anywhere!
That's right!
It's not written anywhere!
See!
What is it?
If it was live right now...
What would I do?!
If it was a live broadcast right now...
I'd be finished!
But it was funny, so...
It's not about whether it was funny or not!
If it was a live broadcast...
I'd be finished!
Hey, you're finished.
Komu!
You saved Komu, didn't you?
Okay!
Now, this. A wire.
Oh, Mr. Hamamatsu, please hold this wire.
Oh, yes.
The person who hits the roulette will be hit by the wire.
Oh, yes, yes.
Everyone, stand in line.
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, this is easy to understand.
Is it like this?
Yes.
Oh, this is easy to understand.
Why is there a gun in it?
Just in case.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go!
Yes!
Nya!
Gah!
It's me!
Maybe it's Kiri Kirian!
Ah, there he is!
It's me again!
One more time!
What's up with you?!
One more time!
(Footsteps)
Hey!
Huh?!
Hey!
(Laughs)
It's just by chance!
Yeah!
It's totally made of clay.
No, it's just by chance.
It's just by chance!
Don't worry about it.
Okay, next is a different person.
Next is clay.
Then, should we change the place of the clay?
Should we change the place?
Ah, first of all, we should make it clay.
- I see. - I'll get it when I get the end.
- No, no, you can't. - I'll get it.
- No, it's okay.
- I got it! - Look!
- Where is it? - I got it!
- I got it!
- Where's the end? - I'm not happy at all.
- Why? - I'm not happy at all.
- No, it's the end. - That's why you laughed.
- You laughed because you got the end.
- Stop it!
- I'll get one more.
- I don't know why.
- So... - What is it?
- Hey, what are you doing? - This is a counterfeit.
- Yes. - What are you doing with it?
- You blow it with your mouth and I'll stop it with my butt. - Yes, yes.
- And I have a needle, just one. - Ah, yes, yes.
- That's a good reaction. - Right?
- May I? - You decide.
- This one! - Number two.
- This is the needle from the hit. - Yes, yes, it's a needle.
- That's a good reaction. - Yes.
- Here I go. - Ready...go!
- It's stuck. - It's stuck!
- Do you have a chance? - Yes. - Yes, yes, yes!
- You're cheating! - You're cheating!
- That was close! - It was close.
- It was one and two. - Yes, yes.
- It was getting better. - Yes, it was getting better.
- Okay, next! Come, come!
- Finally, Kami smiles.
- It would have been a huge success if he could get to the cream.
- What was this? - What was it?
- Choose one of them. - Yes, yes.
- Are you okay? - Choose one of them? - Yes.
- I don't know. - Which one is...
- Which one is better and which one is different? - Ah, I see.
- The right one! - The right one is better.
- I see. - Yes.
- You can do it, Yama-chan. - Can you react to this?
- Please react! - Even if you don't want to.
- Here I go! - Yes.
- Watch me!
(Laughter)
Terrible!
Why?
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm going to die.
One of them is my father and one of them is my grandfather.
Please!
(Screaming)
It's coming! It's coming!
It's sweet.
It was so close!
Mr. Zaki!
It was so close!
(Laughter)
What happened?
I think it got better than the first half.
The first half was good.
I was talking with my wife.
The wind was completely...
There was a time when I jumped.
When I jumped.
Since then, the wind has been going to the parallel bars completely.
Oh...
What's this?
I did it! I did it!
This little middle-aged man is just jumping, and it's really funny.
Certainly, at this moment, the laughing god descends under the parallel bars.
Certainly, it's funny.
Well, sometimes it's funny, but...
Yamachan and Garan are trying to make it funny, so they're aiming for it.
They're aiming for it.
There are too many coincidences!
Who is it?
I'm not going out.
It would be great if you could return it here.
Please let me compete with you.
Eh?
Seriously.
What do you mean?
What are you going to compete with me about?
Actually, today...
In Shinjuku and Ikebukuro...
We have two gyms.
One of them is a huge fan.
And the other one is a normal little fan.
We each have one of them.
And then...
Me and Heiko will... you know...
Panso.
Panso. It's a parachute.
Panso. Parachute.
We'll go to either of them.
I don't know about that.
We'll go to either of them one by one.
Downtown.
Kokoriko.
I'm not going out.
I'm not going out!
Not at all.
You get it, right?
Yeah, I get it!
Tell me!
Huh?
Will you go to Shinjuku or Ikebukuro? Which one?
No, why "which one"?!
We can go to a huge fan or something like that.
Yeah, we'll go there.
But it's only natural for us to go there, right?
Yes.
We absolutely have to go there.
Right?!
If God of laughter were to come...
Yes.
Then we'll ask later...
Yeah, yeah.
We'll ask which one is bigger...
We can go now, right?
Huh?!
We can go now, right?
We'll do our best.
Huh?!
You're kidding me, right?
By the way, Mr. Hanawa, there are too many of us!
In that sense, we want to go to the huge fan!
Please let us go!
Huh?!
Yes?
Now, Duncan and Kokoriko...
Yes?
...are going to the huge fan!
Got it!
Shinjuku or Ikebukuro?
Which one is it?
No, Yama-chan, please decide it for me.
This is really up to me.
If Saito-san is going to take me with you like this, I really...
Yes.
Which one is it?
Ikebukuro!
Are you going to Tohoku?!
No, it's about the same distance.
About the same distance.
Got it.
Then I'm going to Shinjuku.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I've already told Yama-chan.
I'm going to Shinjuku.
Let's go!
Huh?!
It's a match!
Why did you choose Ikebukuro?
Well...
I've always...
When I first moved to Tokyo...
I was doing Ikebukuro.
Tokyo is a big city.
It's also a very popular place.
I see.
I think everyone is waiting for me.
I'm scared!
It's painful!
So...
What will happen to you, Yama-chan?
We've been waiting for you for a long time.
That's right.
We want you to come.
We want you to come, right?
Yes.
If you don't come...
I think we can be honest.
We can't be honest.
Right?
Some of you may think so.
Right?
He's calling.
Hello?
Yamazaki?
Yes, yes, yes.
Have you arrived?
Yes, I have.
How are you?
Yama-chan, you're so quiet.
No, I'm fine.
Really?
When I came in, everyone was laughing.
Really?
Yes.
Of course, if you come in as you are, you can laugh.
Thank you.
There's a bigger fan.
It's big.
The fan is much bigger.
What about the tape recorder?
The tape recorder?
Hello?
Yes, yes.
It's a tape recorder.
Mr. Sato.
It's a tape recorder.
Yes, yes.
Because you're wearing underwear.
Yes, I'd like you to eat.
Oh, yes.
Tape recorder, are you ready?
Yes, I'm here now.
You're really low-key.
Are you okay?
What did you two do?
I don't know what will happen, but we're waiting for you.
Yes, yes.
Then both of you, please come in front of the entrance.
Yes.
I'm a little nervous.
I don't want to be nervous about something like this.
Are you in front of the entrance?
Mr. Sato, come on.
Tape recorder?
Yes, yes.
Then we'll count from five seconds before, you two.
Please come in at zero.
Then let's go!
Five seconds before!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go ahead!
Phew!
What did you do?
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Go, go, go, go!
Go to the end of the road!
Watch out!
He fell down.
Oh…
I took it off. I took it off normally. It's like it's flying away.
I took it off normally.
So, Mr. Yamada is…
I'm out of breath now.
So…
Wow…
Is that so?
We can't see the other side of the movie.
We can't see it.
Yes, we can't.
I'm looking forward to it.
There's only one digital camera over there.
I'm lonely.
You were exhausted and cried that you didn't even want to live.
It's cool.