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Good evening, everyone.
Actually, today, I have sad news for you who are watching this instrument's use.
I'm playing this instrument for the second time since it started.
Yamasaki Hosei will graduate from the band with this broadcast.
Just one year ago, we did something like a prank, didn't we?
Just one year after that, it really happened.
As if I had expected it.
I still can't sort it out.
For Kokorikko, he is a senior.
He taught me various things about the instrument.
I wanted to learn more about it.
Today's share cook is Yamasaki Hosei. Please come in.
Thank you.
Well, as Matsumoto said, he's in a state of shock, and I think that's probably how people who watch TV feel right now.
Is this the reason why you decided to graduate from this show?
You said you wanted to end it.
Oh, I see.
Is that why you decided to end it?
I'd like you to tell the viewers why you decided to end it.
It's been 14 years since I started being a comedian.
I've been talking a lot with my wife, Aya.
Yes.
My wife is very anxious right now about whether or not to use the cliff.
Your wife is anxious?
Yes, she is.
She said you were anxious?
Yes, I'm very anxious right now.
I'm really anxious.
- Yeah. - Huh?
- Why? - Then...
- I'm not going to quit. - Yeah.
- It's just that... - Huh?
- I didn't quit. - You didn't?
- So...
- It's going to be a little long, but can I say it? - Yeah.
- My senior...
- Kiyashimo-san... - Yeah.
- This spring... - Yeah.
- He heard that eight regular shows had ended... - Yeah.
- I was really envious of him. - Yeah.
- Why do you say that? - Because...
- He's becoming more and more slim... - Yeah.
- Huh? - Huh?
- You don't have to stop talking. - Yeah, it's just...
- I feel like you're talking halfway through. - I'm sorry.
- Okay, let's start from here. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. - I don't like this at all. - Yeah, let's have fun.
- You chose this, didn't you? - Yes.
- "Best 5 Famous Scenes of Kids Using Drugs". - Yes.
- You chose this, didn't you? - Yes.
- Let's take a look at it. - Yes, please do.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Hosei Yamasaki, 34 years old.
It's been 12 years since we last spent time with you.
You were involved in "Using Drugs" for the second time and gave us so much laughter and emotion.
We send you this season of cherry blossoms falling and the program disappearing.
Hosei Yamasaki, "Best 5 Famous Scenes of Kids Using Drugs".
Fifth place, Hosei Yamasaki vs. Onishi Jimmy.
- Who the hell are you?! - You had someone you called your enemy, didn't you?
Yes, it's Yoshimoto's senior, Onishi Jimmy.
They always quarreled when they met.
Even now, I miss seeing them like that.
Stop it! Stop it! You're annoying me!
Hey, close the wheel!
Don't drive a car like this!
What are you doing?!
Why did you kick me?!
What's wrong with you?!
Why did you kick me?!
What's wrong with you?!
Why did you kick me?!
Were you breathing just now?!
What did you kick me?!
This is already used!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
You're a naturalistic person and you can only drive like this for the rest of your life!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Part 4. Yamazaki Hosei Returns to His Hometown.
When I went to his apartment, this is what it looked like.
What are you doing?!
Seeing you change like this, we couldn't hide our emotions.
We all went to return you back to the mountains.
You scared me!
Damn you!
You're dangerous!
Damn you!
Stop it! Stop it!
You haven't changed at all!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
What's with you?!
Stop it!
Part 3. Goodbye, Yamazaki Hosei.
Just a year ago, when you told me you were quitting the show, I was really surprised.
But this was your prank, wasn't it?
Stop it!
Don't use it with kids!
What did you say?
Don't use it! Don't use it! Don't use it!
Don't use it with kids!
Don't use it! Don't use it! Don't use it!
Don't use it! Don't use it! Stop it!
Don't use it! Don't use it!
Number 2, Yamasaki Police V.S. Moriman
That's my second place.
There was one more enemy, wasn't it?
Yes, he is Moriman, who has won many famous matches.
In the end, he could not win even once, but his exuberant defeat always made us happy.
The first place goes to Yamasaki High School's touching wedding.
Your sudden wedding announcement really surprised me.
And we all saw your touching wedding ceremony.
(Playing the wedding song)
(Laughter)
You like it, don't you?
(Laughter)
(Playing the wedding song)
Well...
(Laughter)
It's a strangely beautiful image.
It's...
It wouldn't be this kind of image if I made it into a song, you know...
(Laughter)
Are you kidding me?!
No way!
What's going on here?!
(Laughter)
(Playing the wedding song)
How do you do?
You're leaving me.
The laughter and emotions you've given me will be etched deeply in my heart.
Goodbye.
And...
Thank you for the memories.
Yama-chan chose 1st to 5th place.
Last year's prank was also included.
It's kind of ironic.
It feels like that, doesn't it?
Now, I would like to say goodbye to the program producer, Suga-san.
Yama-chan, thank you so much for the past 13 years.
Thank you.
Even though it's about the program, I'm sorry for saying so many rude things.
Next month, you'll have children.
I have very complicated thoughts about it.
But for the program, we don't need people we don't need.
So it can't be helped.
The instrument can be cut off,
but I hope that Japanese TV can cut it off and do better with other songs.
Thank you very much.
I'm grateful.
(sigh)
I think Asawa-chan did it on purpose to make us laugh.
Please understand that.
No, I really understand.
No, it's already the last one, so let's say goodbye.
Oh, Asawa-san.
Asawa-san, really...
There are many things I want you to teach me more and more, but...
It's over at the school field, but I hope we can meet again at a different field.
Thank you very much.
It's not like we can't meet again.
Thank you very much.
Unlike Matsumoto, when this program ends, I will never see you again.
Take care.
I'll do my best.
A new family.
I think we were a family of school servants, but I hope you can continue to be our new family.
Finally, I would like Yamasaki Law Enforcement to give a speech.
Yamasaki Law Enforcement would like to give a speech.
Please, Emo-chan.
Who would have thought I would receive so many bouquets like this?
I...
I, this brat's servant...
I love you...
I've been thinking about a lot of things, but...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry...
I don't know what to say...
Well, Yama-chan...
Take care of yourself and do your best!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you very much!
At the end of the show...
Ah, will it end like this?
The show title was also wrong...
That's right...
So...
In the end...
Yes...
I don't know the truth...
Yes...
But...
Even if it's over...
Yes...
Yama-chan doesn't have any serious problems, right?
That's right!
Also...
Personally...
I heard that...
When you go overseas...
You turn yellow...
Yellow?
Yes...
Hmm...
Well, for now...
Let's get back on track...
Yes...
This is...
We also have a talk...
Yes...
Yama-chan!
You brat's servant!
Stop it!
(Explosion)
(Laughter)
Everyone! Are you surprised?
This time, I did it before, but I really thought I would stop it!
This time, I asked my mother who lives here to surprise me!
I was surprised!
Stop it! Brat's servant! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
(Music)
Stop it, girls! Mom!
(Music)
Stop it! Brat's servant! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
When blown by the wind, flowers wither.
Even if it rains, flowers wither.
If it's a blooming flower, it will wither someday.
It's the same fate.
Stop it! Stop it! Brat's servant! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
When blown by the wind, flowers wither.
Even if it's a blooming flower, it will wither someday.
Stop it! Stop it! Brat's servant! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Well, just like last time, he asked me to do it again, and now we're in the opening.
Well, it's been a year since he said he wanted to do it again.
But what's the point of doing it?
No, there's no point.
I mean, what does he want to do it for?
I want to keep doing this and Moriman.
Playing on the television.
It's scary, isn't it?
On the contrary, it's really scary.
Whether you can stop it or not.
Ah, I see.
Are you putting up an ambush?
Yes, yes. I think it's like "attacking is the best defense".
I'm sorry, really.
Well, let's go.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Yama-chan will never die!
If you don't wait for me!
Before the talk recording, which also ended with the audience entry...
Since the music started, an uproar has occurred.
Surroundings around the venue have been shut down.
At this sudden event, everything jumps out of the venue.
A signal system came out.
A signal system came out?
A signal system came out.
A police car came out of Komar and was organizing things.
Oh, I see.
That's amazing.
For now, they return to the dressing room.
However...
Mr. Hamada, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
An emergency situation where even the elevator stops.
What is Hamada doing on the 8th floor?
No, I'm fine.
It's pitch black downstairs.
It's not like that.
It's pitch black!
Hello?
Hamada was fine.
After 30 minutes of shutdown...
Even the audience can't hide their anxiety.
Meanwhile, backstage...
The lights are out of order.
That's all.
The batteries are out of order.
Yama-chan!
In order to reassure the audience...
Yamasaki goes on stage.
Everyone!
The building itself is out of order!
I thought you were scared of me, so I came to give you some courage!
Downtown will be out in a little while, so please wait a little longer!
Thank you very much!
The whole area is out of order right now!
At a time like this, the information is scattered, so please calm down!
I came in because Hamada-san was locked up in the elevator!
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where are you going?!
It's dark in here!
It's dark in here?!
It's very dark in here!
I'll be surprised if you go down.
Why?!
It's very dark in here!
Wow...
Um...
An unprecedented event has happened...
The traffic lights are out and so are the traffic lights!
But the monitors...
The garage is almost completely dark...
Ah, there it is!
It's almost completely dark...
You can't let it play for 30 minutes like this!
That's right. But we got the opening, so we'll use it, but...
You bastards!
I can see you guys, but you're not showing up on TV at all!
If you ask me to talk about it in this situation, I can only say scary things...
You know, you were in school eight times, right?
That's right.
And you got locked up in the elevator...
And you fell down the stairs...
You know...
At times like this, you know...
You know...
As a man...
You know...
You know what I mean?
Even if you kick me, I'm pretty calm.
When I read it, I'm like...
A gun...
The window...
The window doesn't open!
It's just a regular window!
It doesn't have anything to do with regular windows!
It doesn't open anymore!
I don't know why you wanted to open the window...
You wanted to run away?
That's the worst!
You should just die!