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Monthly Tour Presents Stress Relief Nico Nico Autobus Tour!
Today, Sua-chan...
Thank you for taking me somewhere.
Fuwa and Ikuwa have come.
To be honest, it's a sloppy tour.
Why?
Sua-chan, you go first.
Thank you.
Your gallery won't go up from April.
It won't go up?
You said it clearly.
Today is very luxurious.
Yes, it is.
I see.
But I'm a little worried about something.
What is it?
I want to avoid trouble.
That's right.
Well...
That's right.
Even if we say it, we are talents.
When we go to various places, we meet various people.
It will be fun.
Yes, it will be fun.
Where will you take me?
Please look forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
This program is sponsored by you.
So, tell me about the theme.
Yes, yes.
First of all, it is the theme song.
Theme song!
I haven't been there much.
Right?
I've only been there for work.
You've been there, haven't you?
What?
You've been there, haven't you?
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
Oh, about the theme song...
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
At work?
At work, I'm doing something like "miracle type".
I heard you're doing a skit.
"miracle type".
It's like a reproduction drama.
You can't say it's a skit.
It's not a skit.
It's a reproduction drama.
You can't say it's a skit.
It's not a skit.
You've grown up.
I've opened my eyes.
Wow!
You've been there, haven't you?
No, I've been there.
Why?
Because of work.
Really?
Yes.
You haven't been to the TV station lately, have you?
No, no, no.
Today itself?
No, no.
You know, at work...
I don't go there much.
I don't like the scenery there.
I see cameras like that a lot.
But I've never seen one this big.
Like this, the band members are having fun.
Now, they're heading to their favorite tourist spot, Odaiba.
Wow!
I've never seen anything like it.
Wow!
A letter of freedom!
It's smaller than it really is.
Yes, it's one-tenth smaller.
I've never seen a castle like this before.
Oh, I've heard about it.
I've heard about it, too.
Wow!
Oh, there's a shop over there.
It looks good.
Hey!
Let's eat.
You're going to eat, right?
Let's eat.
Hello.
What are you doing?
Ginger...
Oh, hot dogs...
Yakisoba!
Do you have yakisoba?
I'd like to eat yakisoba.
I'd like to eat it, too.
Yakisoba?
Yes, yakisoba.
Let's go.
But we can only eat one, right?
Do you want to buy a hot dog?
Yes, I'd like to buy a hot dog.
Do you have corn?
Yes, we do.
What would you like to eat?
I'd like a hot dog.
- All I'm getting is yakisoba. - Yakisoba?
For me.
- Yamazaki-san. - Oh?
- Yamazaki-san! - Really?
- What else did you say? - Yamazaki-san!
- Yamazaki!
- Oh, no. - Yamazaki-san's eating.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Cats never eat all the time.
- Wait, who did you hate? - Who?
It's not like that at all.
You're the one who did it!
It's not like that at all!
When I looked at it, you were cutting it off.
Cutting it off?
Stop it!
Let's stop.
I don't like it!
That's not possible!
He's a businessman!
There's no way he'd cut it off!
But...
You've seen it before!
I've seen it all before!
You're mistaken!
That's right!
Yama-chan, I don't like it!
Please!
What are you doing?!
You scared me!
I see...
Let's have fun!
For now...
Let's have fun!
Then...
Let's not do it!
Let's have fun!
Stop it!
It's not like that at all!
You scared me!
I'm sorry!
Anyway...
Don't cut it off!
Okay!
That's a good one!
Was there ever a rock like this?
Did you bring it?
That's amazing!
How is it?
It's hot, isn't it?
Where did you do it before?
Oh, over there!
You did it!
Over there...
The bear...
The battle with the bear...
It's around here...
It's summer...
It's relaxing, isn't it?
Yeah...
Suga-san, your choice is pretty good!
Thank you!
Then...
Would you like some tea?
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Wow!
It's my first time here!
It's so cute!
That beansprout is so cute!
It's so cute...
That beansprout is so cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Let's go.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Did you die?
Hey, you!
What's wrong with you?
You've been like that for a long time.
What's wrong with you?
What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry. I was too excited.
- No, it's not like that. - It's not like that.
- I can't tell you that. - It's not like that.
- Why are you so old? - That's right.
- You should go for a walk. - No, I'm not.
- Why are you so old? - I'm surprised.
- I'm begging you. - Sorry.
- You're a talented star. - That's right.
- I didn't realize it for a long time. - Is he talking?
Although they had a little trouble, they decided to enjoy shopping again.
- It's delicious. - It's delicious.
- I've never been to an Asian store like this. - Me neither.
- Let's go shopping. - Let's go shopping.
- Can I buy something? - Yes, you can.
- She's a young woman. - Yes, she is.
- Who is she? - Let's go shopping.
- What? - Let's go shopping.
- Why? - Why?
- What's with her face? - What's with her face?
- Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? - Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
- That's enough.
- What's wrong? - I'm sorry.
- Young people, you're not married. - We're sorry.
- I'm sorry. - Sorry.
- Take off his eye patch. - No, no, there's no way we'd do that.
- I wanted to do something myself. - You were looking at me with disgusting eyes.
- That's why you're like this. - Because you have a long ears and legs and all.
A little bit.
You know that, Jouno?
A little bit.
We're having so much fun.
Even if you were there, you wouldn't look away.
That's right.
Right?
Why do you have to fight an amateur?
That's right.
Jouno, how old are you?
We're amateurs too.
No, no.
Jouno, you're amazing.
How old are you now?
No, no.
It's past four o'clock.
You're working in the business world.
No, I'm not.
How about this hat?
It's popular now.
You should buy it.
Stop it.
I won't buy it.
I'll buy it for you.
Stop biting me.
That's right.
Can I say something?
You can say anything in kanji.
Are you going to bite me?
No, I'm not.
I bought it for you.
Thank you.
You're good at drawing.
Do you want me to draw for you?
You're good.
If you look in your right eye and laugh...
I said look in your eye and laugh...
You know it, don't you?
Look in your eye and laugh.
Look around you.
Look in your eye and laugh.
I said look in your eye and laugh.
I'm sorry, but you should look in your eye and laugh.
Look in your eye and laugh.
You laughed.
Don't show it.
Sorry about that.
Stop it already.
You can't do it.
You can't use it like that.
You can't do it.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you? What did you do?
What did you do?
I know. I was just looking at you.
But you did something wrong.
Don't get so angry.
What's wrong with you?
Let's not do this. Let's go somewhere else.
I'm sorry.
The next stop is the ship's science museum.
I've exhibited here before.
Thank you.
It's a great exhibition.
It's good.
It's an exhibition.
Let's go.
It's good to have something like this in a museum.
Here it is.
Can we go in now?
Yes, you can.
I've prepared it for you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Shall we go in?
Let's go in.
It's an exhibition.
Let's go in.
His legs are being stepped on.
What are you doing?
His legs are being stepped on.
Why?
You're stepping on my feet.
Maybe you're not moving.
What?
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you?
You're obviously after me.
Kevin, you're standing up and attacking.
I'm sorry.
You stepped on my feet first.
I did?
No, I've been stepping on you since the second half.
Let's have fun.
The atmosphere is bad.
Let's change seats.
Let's have fun.
You can look around.
Let's do what we like.
Ayapo Yamato is cool.
Yamato is cool.
He's cool, isn't he?
He's a military man.
He must be expensive.
What are you doing?
Stretch out.
Not stretch out, but stretch out your chest.
Stretch out his chest.
Hey, hey, hey.
You're not supposed to do that to a kid.
Hey, Eiko.
Don't bite me.
What are you doing? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You're not supposed to do that either.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
My chest is small, but...
Hey, hey, hey.
Stop it. Stop it.
You're not supposed to do that to a kid.
Stop it.
Hey, hey, hey.
You're not supposed to do that to an adult pig.
Hey, hey, hey.
You're 47 years old.
Don't bite me.
You're 40 years older than me.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
You're not supposed to do that to a kid.
You're right.
They react to the cut-off bench.
For some reason, the trouble continues.
They head to Pallet Town.
It's beautiful.
It's amazing.
It's beautiful.
It's like a car show.
It's interesting.
It's Toyota.
Toyota is good.
Let's see this car.
Sure.
I want to see it.
What?
I'm sorry.
You're rude to an old woman like her.
I know.
It's a long way.
Give me a break!
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
No, no, no.
You came out of nowhere and said "move aside."
Move aside.
I know it's rude of you, but...
But you came out of nowhere.
I came out of nowhere.
I'm sorry.
Do you think it's me again?
Again?
You're saying it again?
I'm surprised.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the Ferris wheel.
Ferris wheel.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
You're so big-faced.
I'm sorry.
No, no, well...
In terms of popularity...
Yes.
It's been raining like that for a long time.
Is it finally going to rain in Yamazaki next week?
Ah! Ah, that's right!
Yes.
Well...
The audience's reaction was almost nothing.
Yes.
That's right.
We're looking forward to it.
Well, we're looking forward to it.
Um...
I want Yamazaki to die by this time.
What do you think about dying?
Today...
Earlier...
Yes.
Wouldn't the hate grow more?
Wouldn't it be around April?
Ah...
Why do you hate it?
Why?!
What could it be?
It's really tough.
No, it's not like it's tough or long or rumbling or anything like that.
It's not like that.
What?
It's scary.
Mori manga is really scary.
Sensei, did you watch "Onen"?
I haven't watched it yet, but...
What was it again? Sensei, what was it again?
Ah, "New Year's Eve"?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Really...
Yamashita is really angry.
It can't be helped, can it?
Will he really die?
Will he die from a close-range shot?
It's confirmed.
But even though you didn't ask for it for that day, you came in a taxi and did it.
That's still a taxi driver.
I don't use any money, you know?
Well, first of all, I drink, you know?
Yes, yes.
And well, I thought I shouldn't drink and drive, you know?
Yamashita asked me to drive.
I see.
And well, well...
There are things you can ask for, you know?
And when I got home, I thought it was bad, you know?
Well, a taxi driver...
Well, you don't need one of those, you know?!
I'm already eating a lot, you know?!
At that time, I only had Mansasu, you know?
He was driving.
And well, I don't use Mansasu anymore, so...
I only have about 850 yen in coins, you know?
And when I asked for it, he said...
Are you going to cut off the steering wheel or what?!
Is that true?!
It's true!
That's all I care about!
I don't care if it's an old man or whatever!
I don't care if it's a teacher or whatever!
I'm already eating a lot, you know?!
It's the worst!
There's this thing called "Point Card Incident"...
In my junior year, Chiara's little brother wanted to move out...
So I went to the electric shop and bought a TV...
It was about 100,000 yen...
And that's about it...
"Point Card Incident"?
No, it's just that you were moved by it, so I can't say anything else...
Where's the point card?!
What are you talking about?! You're making me uncomfortable!
Just say it!
Should I just say it?!
What are you talking about?! Say the point card!
So I was looking at other places for money...
Yamashita was there with me...
So, what do you think of the point card?
What do you think of the point card?!
And he was shaking his head like this...
Please comment!
Your own point card!
So you do have a point card...
Of course I do!
It's a point card I made when I was in high school!
It's not his! And he's pushing it past his junior year!
He could go to trial for that...
It's terrible...
When I was in Guam...
It was raining...
To be honest, I was trampolining...
I was blackjacking...
And I had five...
Five pieces of 21cm...
It's five times bigger!
And I was like...
And I got it!
It was a half-baked one!
It was a liquid I've never seen before!
It was like mint chocolate!
Why did you have to cut it like that?!
No, it was a vase!
A vase!
A deep green...
Pizza!
"Pizza!" "Pizza!"
After eating at a restaurant, it's my little sense of superiority to get an American Express Platinum Card,
but what does it feel like to be a successful Matsumoto-san class?
It's true that I don't care about it anymore.
Eh? What is he saying?
You used to care about a lot of things, didn't you?
Eh? What do you mean?
Like economic things and things like that...
You know, "Isn't it a waste of money?" and things like that...
I've already forgotten about it.
It's true that I've become quite a tyrant.
You've become a tyrant?
Because you know, I open the fridge like "bang!"
No, really...
Everyone does it.
No, no, no...
"Bang!" They do it.
It's like a person who makes money...
Please take out the fridge!
I'll cool it down again at any time!
Everyone does it!
Really?
It's a game you can't play without it.
It's a game?
It's like "put your hand in it!"
You've done it, haven't you?
I'll never do it like that!
I have!
I'll never do it like that!
You use tissue papers a lot, don't you?
In the past you didn't use it much.
It's not like that!
I don't like it.
When a woman comes and spills something...
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
It's long! It's long! It's long!
No, no, no! It's totally different!
Whoa, I'm such an uneconomic woman! I can't stand it!
No, that's all in the past!
I'm already completely broke now.
Really?
No, no, really, really, now I'm still making money on my own.
It's changed in the old days, too.
What's changed?
In the past, when you did it in the old days,
it used to be like this when you did it in a good way.
I used to turn it upside down,
but now I can do it like this.
You turned it upside down and now you can use it like this?
You should be able to use it like this.
I should be able to use it like this.
But now it doesn't matter anymore. I can do it like this.
I'm glad you don't care about it anymore.
I'm proud of you.
You're too detailed.
Well, it's fine to be detailed,
but it's important.
It's annoying, isn't it?
You know, you know, that net.
The net you put on the drain.
There's only a little bit of it left,
but you're throwing it away.
Just leave it there until it comes back.
What are you talking about?
You!
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