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Thank you!
You're getting older every year!
What's with you?
Well, if you take a break, you'll be zero years old.
You know that, don't you?
Well...
Doesn't your stomach hurt?
I'll give you some water.
You're getting older every year...
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Well...
It can't be helped.
It's been a while since we met, hasn't it?
That's right.
It's also been a while since we met you, hasn't it?
Well, it's been about eight days.
About eight days, isn't it?
Well, you know...
This is my first time saying this, but...
I don't think I've said anything bad this year.
Why?
I haven't said a single bad thing!
It's only been a little while since we started!
You know, it's been a while...
Well, it hasn't been that long, but...
You know how we call you "Nabe-shoukai"?
Well...
I just moved here.
And you call me "Nabe-shoukai"...
Yeah...
You're a cheetah, aren't you?!
I am...
Well...
To put it simply, you're a one-room apartment.
You're lying!
You're a one-room apartment, aren't you?!
It's a 7.5-story building...
Mid-sized...
And it's a mesonet-type building, you know?
You're a woman, aren't you?!
You're a womanizer!
No, no...
When you wake up, the ceiling will hit you, you know?
The one above you.
I'm a Nabe-shoukai, you know?
I'm a cheetah, you know?
I used to do that, you know?
I used to go to the east side of Undara.
You're alone, aren't you?!
I'm alone...
I'm alone, you know, but...
I had two daughters...
We were just playing...
I'd give my wife New Year's money, you know?
You said you went to a hot spring, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah...
I said I'd go there...
And my daughters came over...
The one above me is calmer now...
He's about nine years old and he's sitting well...
And his lower jaw is still...
He has three or four of them...
And he's like...
Uuuuugh!
And he's still like that...
Uuuugh!
And he's like...
Dottabatta, dottabatta...
I had a bad feeling about it...
That Kim was drinking wine next to me...
I put it next to the carpet and it was like BAM!
It was a new carpet and it was red wine and it was like BAM!
Give me a break...
That's because Kim is bad.
He's always bad but...
He's still a kid so if you put it up there...
It's worse if you put it down there and it's like BAM!
It's like the wine is bitter and it's like BAM!
What's so sad about it?
I thought you'd get mad at me.
But I can't help it if you're mad at me!
It's like I'm still a kid so it's fine!
It's fine if you know what I'm saying!
It's fine, it's fine, I get it, I get it!
The guy in the east is taking care of me so...
That's not good!
Hey!
Apologize to the guy in the town!
Apologize to Kim!
No!
What's wrong with you?!
Apologize and it's fine!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't know why!
Apologize!
What's wrong with you?!
Apologize!
I don't know why!
Apologize!
I don't know why!
No way!
I've been sick since Wednesday!
It's like I'm sick!
What's wrong with you?!
You're so annoying!
It's like...
A dragon was coming!
And the dragon said, "Why don't you sprinkle some salt?"
He sprinkled some salt and said, "Is this for real?!"
Just look at it! Just look at it!
But you got it, didn't you?
And he used the vacuum cleaner to suck in the salt.
And there was a beautiful trace of wine.
Why?
Why is it like this?
It's been hours and I have to go to Narita.
I'm going crazy.
What do you mean?
I'm going crazy, but it was really there.
Of course it was.
It was like Gorbachev.
Just a little bit.
Don't say it like that.
It's not a big deal.
That's all it is.
Every time I say Guam, I say Guam.
The weather is bad.
Oh, is that so?
The weather is really bad.
The people of Guam were surprised.
It's this weather in the morning.
It's unusual.
It's raining all day.
And look, it's windy.
Oh, is that so?
It's windy in Guam.
It's a little cloudy.
The weather was good only for about two days.
It rained for about five days and it rained all day for the next three days.
It's the worst in Guam when it's windy.
And Ishida came from Osaka.
And we went out to play.
And what did we do?
We played volleyball and ate dinner.
And we bought a house.
And we bought it and said, "Wow, we can eat anything."
And we went to eat Chinese food.
When you eat Chinese food, your nose gets stuffed and you can't taste it at all.
You're full now.
I can't. I can't do it this year.
Hey, that's it!
Do you know my first dream?
Huh?
My first dream.
No, I don't know about that.
It was the dream that Don Dogo's Yamaguchi won against Hickson.
I don't know what it means.
I'm watching it at the venue.
I'm telling you to do your best.
You don't know what it means, do you?
But you're happy, aren't you?
I'm saying it, but it doesn't mean anything.
Where did you go?
I went to Kobe.
Kobe?!
Yes.
What?!
You saved up again.
Do you want that much money?
No, I'm going to Kobe, but I don't care about money.
I don't care about Kobe.
You're selfish, Kohaku.
What's wrong with you?
Kohaku, you're suspicious, aren't you?
It opened wide.
It opened wide for this year's employees, and when it came out in front of me, it slid off.
Damn it! It fell off!
That's not cool!
But it wasn't on camera, was it?
What?
It was on camera.
It was on camera?
Oh, it was on camera.
It disappeared all of a sudden.
You really are a short-lived leader.
From now on, when you say "do your best," the first thing you say is "is it going to slide?"
It was tough.
It really was tough.
Was it in Kobe?
Yes, yes.
I don't know.
I went to Universal Studios, too.
But you said you'd go to Haiti next.
I'll go, I'll go.
Did you go down there?
I didn't say it before, but I took a lot of people with me.
I said, "Let's go."
You took a lot of people?
I said, "Take a lot of little ones with you."
You took a lot of little ones with you?
We got together around New Year's.
When we were young, we used to do bad things.
We got together like rich kids.
What do you mean "rich kids"?
Different families, different children.
Oh, I see.
Children are so stupid.
It's so stupid.
Really...
Okay, let's hear it.
Yes!
He didn't say anything last year either.
- He still hasn't said his name? - I don't know.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who loves hunting in particular.
Okay.
It is said that Yoshimoto Kogyo used to work as a comedian and hunt in the mountains.
What were you looking for?
Well... I've said it many times before, but...
As soon as I read the script, I realized how badly the audience ate.
I'm not interested in it.
You can't say "this dish is delicious" to people who aren't hungry, can you?
I'm not interested in it.
- I don't think that's the case. - Really?
- Yes. - Okay.
- That was... Yoshimoto-san... - He's a comedian collaborator!
- Is he a collaborator? It was a request from someone powerful. - Oh, I see.
- Today, the mayor... - Huh?
- Today, the mayor... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well... - Kibou...
- Yes.
Well... He's looking for Helen.
I didn't participate in it.
At the time...
But I saw her going into the mountains.
I saw her.
This guy is stupid.
I chased after her.
But I lost sight of her.
She went into the mountains and everyone said "Helen!"
Helen!
"Helen!" I said it many times.
I'm sorry. I'll look for her.
- Yes. - But you found her.
Well, I found her, but she was dead.
She was dead.
- I didn't cry until the end. - Is that okay?
- I didn't cry until the end. - No, it's okay.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
Mr. Matsumoto, you've worked with many celebrities.
Among them, you had the hardest time parting with the person who had the hardest time parting with you.
Well...
She's old-fashioned.
Right?
You're married now, right?
That's right.
Before that?
Before that.
She was wearing it a little bit.
She was wearing it?
Yes.
You mean she was wearing it, right?
Yes, that's right.
She looked like...
Wow, she looks like she's been bullied.
Yes, that's right.
Where did you go to school?
School?
That was... a library.
What library?
What library? You don't know?
Did you go to a library?
I went to a library.
That's why she was wearing it.
And you talked to her?
She came to me.
Oh, I see.
And?
She made a big deal of it.
An approach?
An approach.
Yes, yes, an approach.
I see.
And you dated her?
Yes, that's right.
I told her we should break up.
You did?
Yes, for about the second year.
You shouldn't say "second year".
Hurry up and break up!
Yes, but...
It was a one-point shot.
No matter what you say...
It's a little funny, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
But in the end, I said "thank you".
How did you end up breaking up?
What do you mean?
How did you end up breaking up?
It was hard.
Oh, really?
Yes, you bought me a lot of things.
That's weird.
No matter what you say...
What?
No matter what you say...
You bought me a lot of things.
That's weird.
It's a little...
Well, you bought me a car and a lot of other things.
Yes, you did.
I had good memories, too.
Yes, you did.
If you say that, you'll end up breaking up, won't you?
If you say good memories...
We broke up, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of good memories did you have?
I had a lot of good memories.
What kind of good memories?
We had good chemistry.
Chemistry?
Yes, yes, yes.
How did you end up breaking up?
Did you have good chemistry?
We had good chemistry with each other.
Her voice is big.
Ah, this is big.
A voice that covers the darkness.
It's close to Gao.
It's a foreign wave.
Wow, it's tough.
This is...
Her nipples are amazing.
It's like an Indie band.
Why?
It's amazing.
Really?
Yes.
Did you break up because you didn't like it?
Of course, of course.
I actually liked that indie band.
I see.
There's no reason for it.
You were together for two and a half years.
When you were in Ireland.
Yes.
I found out that you were dating.
Ah, even then.
Yes, yes.
So I was being played.
I see, I see.
Yes.
Um... I was the only indie band member.
There's no indie band!
Ah, I see. That's fine.
It's like pistachio.
It's getting bigger and bigger!
I'm sorry for this terrible question.
What's the world like after death?
We haven't talked about this before.
Ah, is that so?
Um... when we talk about the world after death...
Yes.
We all say "tomahawk", "steel rod" right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But... um... to be honest...
Yes.
A tomahawk isn't a big deal.
No, you're right about that.
It's mostly a lie.
Really?
Yes.
Then what's a lie, for example?
What's "desuno"?
No, no, what's "desunoyanoyo"?
Then please tell me the truth about the world after death.
Ah, that's fine.
Even if you say "the world after death"
basically nothing will change.
I see.
You can say it's exactly the same.
I see.
Yes.
It's just that everyone has a bad face.
Everything else is exactly the same.
There's a convenience store...
I see.
Yes.
Basically.
Hmm...
Yes.
There's also going to hell.
Ah, yes, yes.
What about that? Are you really going to hell?
No, no, that's true.
But basically most of it is gone now.
Even if you go to hell?
Even if you go to hell, most of it is gone.
If it's gone, does hell have any meaning? Like, if you go to hell you're going to get killed.
Should I buy it?
Well, if you're not going to buy it, then... But you had a bad face and you were pushing it.
Should I buy it?
It's not that disgusting or bad.
Of course I can buy it.
Then buy it.
What is it?
If you have a bad face, it's okay.
But if you're living a life with nothing at all, it's a little different.
Looking at you now.
Basically, you have a bad attitude, don't you?
Well, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
Right?
We'll figure it out.
We will.
What's wrong?
Why are you holding my hand?
I'll do anything for you.
Is it the world of death?
Yes.
Please.
Is there such a thing as hell in heaven?
Well, you can start from there.
Yes, yes.
Even if you say there is...
There is!
Oh, there is?
Yes.
But there is a difference, right?
Of course, there is an absolute difference.
Then tell me about it.
The absolute difference is, first of all, the T-shirt, right?
Are you wearing a T-shirt of heaven or a T-shirt of hell?
Who gives you that?
It's from the devil.
When you go to a bookstore and you see a devil there...
Oh, I see.
At that moment, you're asked if you're wearing an M or an L.
I've only just seen it!
No, no, no.
Are you wearing an M or an L more than once in your life?
No, no, no.
You're asking me?
If you want to wear it roughly...
I do, I do.
Then what?
If you're given a T-shirt of hell, you're in hell.
People of hell are given a T-shirt of hell, right?
Yes.
And you're given a T-shirt of hell.
Yes, yes, yes.
To be honest, you're given a T-shirt of hell.
Because you've done a lot of bad things.
What have I done?
You've killed all twelve of them.
You're definitely going to hell.
You're going to hell of eroticism, right?
What are you talking about?
That's...
What's with hell of eroticism?
That's...
It's really erotic, isn't it?
To be honest, eroticism is the most sinful thing.
I'm not going to say it.
You're not going to say it?
Yes. After all, pure love goes to hell.
And for me, it goes to hell.
I'm in love with my body.
What are you talking about?
It's funny.
Mr. Matsumoto, who is always paying attention to how you speak...
Yes, yes.
Can you tell me how you use it in your everyday conversation in Bombay?
Everybody says "inoki Bombay" a lot, doesn't it?
Yes, yes.
Actually, many people don't know what it means.
I know, I know. What is it?
What is "inoki Bombay"?
Well, it has a meaning.
What is it? Tell me.
What is "inoki Bombay"?
"Inoki Bombay"!
It's embarrassing to say it.
It's not embarrassing at all.
"Inoki Bombay"...
Sometimes we use it on Sundays and Sundays, don't we?
Tell me.
When do you use it?
"Inoki Bombay"...
Do you use it?
Ask me how you use it.
For example, where do you want to go?
What?
Where do you want to go with me today?
Where do you want to go?
How about an amusement park?
Oh, an amusement park!
Let's go to an amusement park.
We use it a lot at amusement parks, too.
How do you use it?
For example, what do you want to ride?
What do you want to ride?
How about a roller coaster?
Let's go ride a roller coaster.
Where do you think there is a roller coaster?
"Inoki Bombay"!
Where is the roller coaster?
No, that's...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about the roller coaster.
"Inoki Bombay"!
What? Oh, is it this way?
"Inoki Bombay"!
"I'm sorry" is better!
Anyone can use it.
That's...
It doesn't have a meaning.
That kind of meaning? What kind of meaning is it?
If we use it like this...
Excuse me.
Is it close to "excuse me"?
Inoki, I'm sorry.
Why?
Why do you say "Inoki, I'm sorry"?
What do you want me to say?
Inoki, I'm sorry.
That's why I'm here.
That's right.
Because "Inoki"...
Why "Inoki, I'm sorry"?
Why do you have to say it like that?
Because I'm also losing with "Inoki, I'm sorry".
Even though "Inoki, I'm sorry" didn't come up...
"Inoki, I'm sorry" and "Inoki, I'm sorry" are the same...
What?
What is it?
It's not like that!
What are you saying?
"Inoki" is very...
"Inoki" is very "complex".
Everyone here can use "complex"
But what about you and me?
Have you ever used "complex" on "Inoki"?
Raise your hand if you have!
No one has!
That's because "Inoki" forgave you!
So why "Inoki", I'm sorry!
No, I'm really sorry!
I know how you use "complex"
But you can only say "complex" in an amusement park!
I'm really sorry!
You can only say "complex" in an amusement park!
You can say "complex" in a lot of places!
Where do you say it?
I know how you say it now!
I'm sorry!
Complex
Where is the roller coaster?
Over there!
Complex
I know that!
What else do you say?
For example...
It's starting to get cold, isn't it?
It really is, isn't it?
Why don't you raise your hand?
It really is, isn't it?
You can't say that in a gym!
No, you can say it in the morning!
It really is, isn't it?
How many floors are there?
Five floors!
It really is, isn't it?
You can't say it like that!
It really is, isn't it?
I know that!
You can't say "it's not a good weather right now!"
Why?!
That's wrong!
Why? It's totally wrong!
You can say it in the elevator!
Why would you say it in a cafe?
It really is, isn't it?
I know that!
Here's your coffee.
Thank you.
Here's your coffee.
Here's your lights.
Thank you.
No, I know!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I know that your coffee weren't cheap.
No, it's not!
No, you said it wrong!
You said it wrong!
It really is, isn't it?!
It's not starting!
It's not starting like that!
My mother says it often, doesn't she?
Oh, you were too excited at work to wake up to find out what you were doing.
Glar!
You!
I know that!
I know your last act!
You!
I know!
I know you're lying!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You!
Shut up! I'm not lying!