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Happy New Year!
Today we have a special program for the New Year.
We will send you the "Best of 2001" of "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Omoshiro VTR".
My name is Hiroshi Fujiwara, former downtown manager and current Luminezer Yoshimoto producer, who has been selected for four consecutive years.
Congratulations!
Why do we always get this award?
Who's going to give it to us?
It's not an award given by a small group of people, is it?
So, we have reached the year of 2002.
How was last year for you?
It was a good year.
We had "Tomorrow" and "Kohaku" dramas.
"Kohaku" was really good.
Before "Kohaku", we had "Record Taishi" and "Special" dramas.
We have "Special" at 12 o'clock.
But you can't come here.
I'm sorry, but you can't come here.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, we will announce the "Best of 2001".
First of all, I will announce from 10th to 7th place.
Then, VTR "Ruby", okay?
A space that must be quiet like a library.
A person who turns a card upside down and draws a skull card must receive a punishment game.
It's really big.
I'm scared!
It's rotten.
It's a board!
What?
The board is over there.
Oh, you're right.
It's a board!
Every time he is in trouble, he comes to pick up the money.
Again, he appears in the recording of the performance.
Let me say hello.
What's that?
That's like...
In an African TV station...
There was a guy who wanted to get close to girls.
An African TV station wants to get close to girls?
Hey!
You!
Look down there!
What is it?
Isn't it an earthquake?
You're cutting my time!
Did the staff or someone else set it up?
As a person...
I won't leave you alone!
What did you say?
As a person...
I won't leave you alone!
As a person...
I won't leave you alone!
As a person...
I won't leave you alone!
Can you do it?
As a person...
I won't leave you alone!
Kazumi, where are you?
Kazumi!
Kazumi, where are you?
Furthermore...
Yamazaki vs. Morima.
He started a death match with his wife.
And...
He even introduced this person.
The American TV showed this show before.
- It's a big hit. - It is.
It's very popular.
The president of the company that makes the goods is quite popular.
- Did you make it yourself? - I just wanted to say it.
- No, no. - No, no.
You can do it.
- Let's see. - It's amazing.
Wow.
Is he just putting on stickers?
(laughs)
I don't know. I can't catch up.
Why? What does it have to do with me?
Can I say something?
I'm sorry.
(laughs)
We're a duo.
(laughs)
We're making a lot of money.
No, no.
You're good at manzai.
(laughs)
Why?
You're good at manzai.
(laughs)
You're good at manzai.
(laughs)
(music)
Once a year, a big event.
Entertainment people fishing competition.
This time, we have a gorgeous face.
A hot battle has spread.
I'm so excited.
I'm a smart man.
See? I told you.
The seventh championship is...
Who will win it?
The championship is...
Matsuno won it!
Oh my god!
As a new cute AD enters the program, Endo's delusion began.
Endo's attitude is quite different.
Please forgive me! Don't aim at me!
There is no such thing as a type!
Endo! Endo! Endo!
Yes?
He's out of control.
Yes!
Even during filming for the badminton tournament, Endo's delusion didn't stop.
Wasn't he out of control? Wasn't he out of control?
Looks like it.
Judge, what do you think of that?
What's wrong with you?
Judge, was it in?
Hey, hey, hey!
Was it in?
Wait, it was in because it fell, right?
It wasn't in!
You're a liar!
It was in, it was in!
Alright, alright, alright!
Let's go!
Good luck!
You're a liar!
Good luck!
Go, go, go!
What's wrong with you?!
Endo!
You're too strict!
Endo!
Hey!
Shouldn't you do it now?!
Endo!
You're too strict!
Endo!
Hey!
Endo!
I see.
This is 7th place.
Oh, really?
The director hasn't changed at all.
The director hasn't changed.
You're leaving it up to me, right?
The director and the students are weird.
Weird? What weird?
Why are you not supporting me?
I'm doing it this way.
What are you filming?
Absolutely nothing.
What are you filming?
I told you to drink first!
You're not supporting me at all.
Well, you're good at it.
Why?
I'm not doing it!
Anyway, why are you listening to me?
While celebrating Hamada's 38th birthday...
Those two came.
It's me. It's me, hurry up.
Why are you dressed like that?
Hamada-san.
Yes?
I heard it's your birthday today.
I brought you a present.
No, I don't want it.
Please accept it.
No, it's fine.
Just accept it!
No, I don't want it.
It's my birthday.
I don't want it.
Shut up, you Dobugao comedian!
Shut up!
Shut up, you!
Hey! Hey!
Hamada-san!
Why are you drinking so much?
Stop it!
No matter what, he doesn't want to date Hamada.
So, thanks to Matsumoto's advice, he decided to become Hamada's type of woman.
She said it many times.
She said she likes women who don't hurt you even if you put a kuwahada between your nose.
She likes women like that.
She said it many times.
Really?
But there's no such thing as a kuwahada, woman.
There isn't, but it's easy to find.
What's wrong?
Oh no! There's a kuwahada!
Huh?
It's stuck!
You can do it!
You're something!
A kuwahada?!
It'll definitely turn around!
You can do it! You can do it!
The diode...
Go, go, go!
I'm going!
Hamada-san!
Huh?
Look at me for a second!
Hamada-san!
What's wrong with you?!
She's crying! She's crying! She's crying!
Are you stupid?! Are you stupid?!
Are you stupid?!
It was close! It was close!
Kashino!
That's not what you said!
We're going to the set of the drama, so we're leaving!
What's wrong?!
It's not good! It's not good!
Let's go! Let's go!
Hey!
Please do something! Please do something!
Please!
Ohshima pushed her to the set of the drama.
What did Ohshima, who was advised that only women like shortcuts, do in Hamada?
Ohshima pushed her to the set of the drama.
You too. You too. You too. You too. You too. You too.
That day, 18 Hamashou brothers were divided into enemies and allies and played baseball games against each other.
Fourth place, second place, Hamashou.
Salute! Hup!
Hup!
(You...)
The 11th Ogiri-taiga match was held last year as well.
In the special segment "Mister and Kiss in Montmartre", a spectacular scene was unfolded!
Ouch! What did you just bite me?!
Mie?
I said Mie, didn't I?
You said Mie?
You said Mie, didn't you? Or was it...
...the previous match?
Matsubata-san is out!
Double!
Ah, it's a double!
Wow, everyone is...
It's hard!
Wow, it's hard!
Shocking footage!
He was shrinking!
He's so ugly!
Look at his face!
I know who that face is!
He was beaten up so badly!
He's the worst!
Once, I think he screamed!
But I didn't know what to do, so I did it again!
Mori was funny!
Hamata's attack was amazing!
Robocop's attack!
But he's a little relaxed, isn't he?
I was beaten up so badly!
But I didn't know what to do, so I did it again!
Gorenjai!
The five of them appeared in five different colours, aiming for Gorenjai's perfection!
But it wasn't easy to get all five colours together!
It's Gorenjai!
No, no, no!
Is it me?!
It's not me!
It's Mozo!
Kirenzai!
Mourenzai!
Alright! Alright!
That's not it.
Good morning.
It's blue in here, right?
It's blue in there, right?
No, it's not blue in here!
I don't know what you guys are wearing!
That's why, when red comes out of here,
it's yellow at once!
There's no way it's blue!
They challenged themselves many times, but they couldn't come up with anything.
The time limit of 6 hours came up suddenly.
And finally, they decided to challenge themselves for the last time!
Victoria!
Alright!
Mourenzai!
We did it!
Amazing!
Seriously amazing!
Trophy!
2nd place is this project that got everyone in Japan laughing!
Christiano!
No way!
I see.
Mourenzai!
Mourenzai is serious.
It went too well.
We didn't know what to do.
It's our 36th time.
It's true.
59 minutes and 560 hours.
Mourenzai is good.
It's 1st place.
That's right.
What's 1st place?
What is it?
1...
Get married!
Yamazaki announced his marriage for the first time!
And Yamazaki went to say goodbye to the women who said they were his girlfriend in order to create a woman's relationship so far, but...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts!
It hurts, really, you're so noisy!
He jumped.
It hurts!
Ouch!
And he decided to say goodbye to his worst enemy, Moriman, and wished for the last confessions!
Hanzi put me in!
Ouch! It's in my mouth!
Zaki!
Yamazaki!
It's a foreigner, a foreigner.
However, the situation showed an unexpected sudden development.
I don't want to play a game like this!
It's like a forest bully!
I didn't like it!
Idiot!
Is that him?
It's really him!
He looks so happy!
I didn't do it!
I was happy!
Finally, the wedding ceremony was held in Yamazaki.
Looking at the VTR at the time, no one argued that they shouldn't cry.
However, once you watch the VTR, you will be surprised.
I like it.
What?
No way!
Where is it?
No way!
We've been working hard for the past year, and in the end, this is what we got.
What is this?
Don't make me laugh.
This is terrible.
Everyone, I hope that this year will be a year of growth for "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Luminator Yoshimoto".
I would like to say goodbye here.
Finally, Mr. Yamada will close.
Yes.
How was it?
Good evening, Mr. Yamada.
No way!