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Yeah.
What is it?
Um, Masumoto-san said he found a really good store.
A store?
He said we should bring everyone.
What's that? Food of K?
Food of K, Masumoto-san said.
It's like this, right?
It's not like this in the middle of the day.
It's not in the middle of the day, it's already like this.
It's not like this in the middle of the day.
It's not like that.
What is it?
Um, I mean...
The reservations are crazy, but we finally got it.
For real?!
Was there a famous store like that?
Yeah.
Ah! It's here.
Huh?
It's here.
Huh? It's here.
A restaurant?
Hey, isn't it here?
Ah! It's here! It's here!
Huh?
It's looking! It's looking!
It's looking!
It's looking over here!
Good morning!
Huh? Is it off?
No, it's not off.
But we finally got it!
Good morning!
We finally got it!
Good morning!
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Good morning!
You're late.
What happened?
Was it a famous store like that?
It must have been tough!
It was.
When I said "I love you," you were all over me.
You're really the best.
Huh? You're asking me?
But...
Who are you asking?
We usually have a lot of reservations, but we got it today.
Yeah, we got it.
You know, I wouldn't even call a regular store.
You know how busy everyone is, right?
Except for you.
I don't say anything.
I'm just busy.
But you know, since it's Tokyo...
A lot of celebrities...
Of course.
It's common in magazines and stuff like that.
That you see a lot of celebrities here and there.
But it's not like that!
Oh, it's not like that?
I was surprised!
I came here during my work break...
There's so many celebrities here...
It's like they're running at full speed!
Huh?
Celebrities?
What's that?
They're running like crazy!
Celebrities...
They don't move like that...
I wonder if it's like that.
Yeah, it's not like that.
But while we're waiting...
Could it be...
Who is it?!
Whoa!
Huh?!
Show yourself!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Show yourself!
What?!
He was running! Running! Running!
Show yourself!
I was running!
Show yourself!
You're surprised, right?!
Yeah!
Huh?!
While you're at it!
He was running at full speed!
It's not like he's being chased or anything!
He's not being chased or anything!
Because no one's coming!
Yeah, that's right!
What's with that guy?!
It seems like there's a lot of people here on Christmas Eve.
To see that?
To see it!
This place is amazing...
Huh?
Hey!
Huh?!
He's running! Running!
Huh?!
Who's that?!
Oh, wait a minute!
Isn't that Shun-san?!
What?! Shun-san?!
Of course it is! Of course it is!
It is, isn't it?!
Huh?! Is this Shun and Mitoku?!
It's here! It's here!
Of course it is!
It's Shun and Mitoku!
Of course it is!
It's Shun and Mitoku!
Of course it is!
Shun and Mitoku are running!
They're running!
You'll be surprised, won't you?!
Of course it is! Of course it is!
Of course it is!
No, they're running again, aren't they?!
No, I mean, if they're all running in that direction, then there must be something over there!
Yeah, yeah!
That's what I think, but that's what I thought at first, too!
Yeah, yeah!
Isn't it? So...
Ah, ah, ah!
Huh?!
Whoa! Whoa! Mimata-san!
Mimata, you!
Mimata-san!
You're running so fast!
It's Mimata-san!
You're running so fast, Mimata!
Whoa, amazing!
But, you know, Mimata-san, his house is around here, in Nakano.
I see, I see!
It's a little far from here, but it's really close!
Huh?!
Well, well, for those of you who've seen it on TV, Nakano alone is...
Yes, that's right!
It's somewhere...
Huh?!
Huh?! Who's this?!
They're running!
It's Marianne!
Whoa!
Marianne!
Hey, hey!
Marianne's running!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Why is Marianne running?!
It's a little amazing!
It's a little...
What is this Marianne doing?!
Hey!
I mean, I'm not even talking!
What's going on here?!
What's going on?!
If you started running, you'd be...
This is too much...
So, I'm sorry to invite you here, but...
No, no, no, no, no, not at all...
I wanted to show you!
No, no, this is really amazing!
I'm talking to you in a normal way.
By the way, who was the first one?
It was amazing!
From "Mori no Fukuro" to...
Who is "Mori no Fukuro"?
I don't know.
From "Pappara Kawai".
I don't know "Mori no Fukuro", but who was it?
"Pappara Kawai" is fun.
Maybe about a hundred people go to Guncho every day.
Wait a minute!
Who is it?
I don't know.
Isn't it "Ijiri"?
Really?
"Ijiri Okada"?
Really?
"Ijiri Okada" is fun.
I feel sorry for him!
Really?
I don't know anyone.
"Ijiri Okada" is really fun.
I feel sorry for him.
He is busy.
"Ijiri Okada" came out of my room for the first time.
He came out of my room for the first time.
But I don't think "Ijiri Okada" came out of my room.
I don't think so.
"Ijiri Okada" came out of my room for the first time.
I see.
That's why I'm surprised when I wake up next month or the following month.
"Ijiri Okada" is a bad servant.
That's right.
What?
Wait a minute!
Stop it!
- Kyudo san! - We're going shopping.
- Shopping!
Shopping!
We've passed the order but there's no filling, so we're in a hurry.
- Well, there's a reason for that. - I see.
But as we're running, it seems like the wish order will come true.
- There's something! - There's something!
- I'm looking forward to it!
- Kyohiko san! Kyohiko san! - I'm tired!
I'm tired of you! When I saw you, you were already in this room!
What?
Ah! He's awake!
He's awake!
He's running so fast!
Yeah.
His thighs aren't bent at all.
It's like he's licking his own blood.
I'm sure of it.
That's right.
Yesterday...
It's amazing that you didn't let him do it.
You didn't let him do it.
He's coming!
He's running so fast!
Huh?
Who's this?
Oh, it's Kato Taka!
Kato Taka!
It's Kato Taka!
It's like there's a woman over there!
Yeah, I know!
Is it Ironman?
I think so.
It's the same time every day!
Yeah, it is!
Wait a minute.
Huh?
He's running.
Who is it?
Huh? Who is it?
Who is it?
Isn't that Heipo?
It's Heipo!
It has nothing to do with him!
It's Heipo!
It has nothing to do with him!
It's Saito, isn't it?
It has nothing to do with him!
It has nothing to do with me!
Don't look at me like that!
He won't be counted!
That's right.
He's not an entertainer.
Not at all.
Oh!
Huh?
Who is this?
It's close.
It's Romi Yamada!
Romi Yamada?
He's been running here for a while now.
Yeah.
He's been running here for a while now.
Isn't it Machigotan?
That's amazing.
Huh?
Who is it?
Isn't it Shinji Yamashita?
No, it's not!
It's Shinji Yamashita!
No, it's not!
It's Shinji Yamashita!
Isn't it Yoshinobu?
Huh?
Isn't it Shinji Yamashita?
Your nickname is Mafun, isn't it?
Isn't it Yoshinobu?
It's Yoshinobu Yamashita.
I hate it when I run.
Me too.
Huh?
Is he entertaining?
He's not entertaining at all!
Really?
Seriously!
Well, I should go now.
Come back later!
I'm sorry!
It's getting late now.
Come back later!
I'm sorry.
I'll go home now.
Go home!
Huh?
Who is this?
Huh?
Oh, it's Takaya!
He's been playing bass.
We're done for today.
Wait a minute!
It's coming! It's coming!
Who's this?
It's Hoss St. Louis!
St. Louis?
Is this St. Louis?
Isn't this amazing?
When did you drive this?
No, it's my first time.
I didn't say anything wrong about Ijiri.
No, I was orange.
Ijiri was Ijiri.
You're not surprised, are you?
No, I'm not surprised at all!
St. Louis...
That's St. Louis.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's Ijiri! Look!
Where is it?
Look! Look!
Is this Ijiri?
Let's take a closer look!
Is this Ijiri?
Let's take a closer look!
Is this Ijiri?
Oh, it's you!
It's Ijiri!
It's Ijiri for sure!
It's Ijiri.
Tell me you're not going anymore.
Okay?
But, you know...
Yes?
I'm really surprised.
I'm not just waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you!
I see.
Can you show me more of your "wow" face?
No, I can't.
Is this the end of Ijiri?
Yes, it's the end of Ijiri.
No, it's not the end of Ijiri.
It's not over yet.
It's still going on.
Huh?
Where's my suit?
Wait a minute!
Where's my suit?
It's not over yet!
It's now!
One more!
Is this Romina?
It's Takaya!
Who's this?
It's Cosentino!
Wow!
It's you!
It's not over yet!
It's now!
How are you?
You know, it's our first meeting
But they know us
It's scary when you think about it
Well, yeah
I'm surprised
What?
It's scary
You know
That's an old movie. You haven't seen it yet, have you?
No, it's an old movie
I was shopping in Shinjuku the other day
I was shopping in Shinjuku and parked my car there
I was shopping and I saw this
It must have been a prank
Glass
"Beware of bad guys"?
"Glass"?
I don't know that movie
You're the only one who doesn't know it
You know those stickers you see on cardboard boxes?
Like "beware of bad guys"
I was shopping and parked my car there
I opened the engine and looked
There were people putting "beware of bad guys" stickers on the glass
I couldn't help it
I opened the window
I took it off
I threw it away
I said "wow"
I was shopping in Shinjuku the other day
I was shopping in Sasazuka the other day
I was drinking tea in Sasazuka the other day
I was shopping in Sasazuka the other day
I saw "front glass" again
"front glass" again
I saw "beware of bad guys" again
I was like "what?"
They're putting it on you
They're putting it on me
Where is it? Where is it?
It's scary
It was like that from Shinjuku to Sasazuka
Wow, it's disgusting
I opened the "front glass" again
What the hell?!
Wow!!
They're sticking it on your bottom!
What the hell?!
That's exactly where it is!
So I went up to my room and started cleaning up
I reached my bed and noticed that
I think those three sheets were pasted together
You didn't notice it at first, did you?
That's right
I couldn't see it at all
Despite that, I was running away from all kinds of things
You thought you were being chased, didn't you?
Rather than saying you were scary, you were scary
That scary story
Well, I did think I wasn't very smart
But what was that? It was a blind spot
It was an illusion, wasn't it?
For example, the girls you were dating at the time left their toothbrushes behind, didn't they?
Yes
They left their own toothbrushes behind
They left them behind!
Don't you just leave them like that?
No, she replied right away!
I'll leave them, I'll leave them
Well, you know, sometimes you call other girls over to talk to you, don't you?
Well, to be honest, I do that all the time
Right? At that time, you hide the girls' toothbrushes, don't you?
I guess you could say that...
However!
Sometimes you forget what you've hidden!
I see...
Right? When she comes over, you say "Hey, my toothbrush!"
Ah, I see...
You do, don't you?
Yes...
What you should do about it is... I think it's amazing!
What is it?
Your secret technique!
I see!
That's what you should say!
What do you mean?
You know, you hide your own toothbrushes!
Yes...
There's no reason for you to hide your girlfriend's toothbrushes!
I see...
If you had just one toothbrush, you could say that, couldn't you?
Yes...
As soon as you hide your own toothbrushes, you know that you're hiding your own toothbrushes!
I see...
This is pretty amazing, isn't it?
Well, it's amazing, but you'll never do it again!
Well, I guess you're right!
Well, I have a lot of secret techniques
One time...
A woman did it...
She said...
Someone came over, didn't they?
Someone came over...
A woman...
No, they didn't!
No, I know!
That's enough!
No, I know!
There's only one thing I know for sure!
She said...
Is there?! I saw it all, too!
I saw everything, too! I even saw this roll, too!
I saw it all, too!
I saw it from the side, not from the top, you know?
I saw it all, you know?
I'm sorry, I don't know!
She said that...
"Well, that's for the future, so I can't tell you," she said in the end...
And it's been a while since they broke up, and I thought "Whoa!"
But in the end, there was nothing!
Oh, really...
So you were just waiting for it?
That was "the"!
Man, you're such a womanizer today.
Even though no one asked for it.
No, no, no.
You're amazing yourself today, while sweating.
No, no, no.
That's weird.
What's going on?
Everyone's getting weird now!
Huh? What are you talking about?
If you see someone who's about to lose in the cold of winter,
make sure you hug them and warm them up.
This is a question for Matsumoto-san.
Ah, it's a long one, but I get it.
Where do you get the black sand inside the skyscraper?
There's a region like that.
Where do you get it?
Um... it's in Stockholm.
That kind of sand...
Sand...
Isn't it in Japan?
Was it better in Japan?
Should we ask him more questions after that?
Stockholm.
It's in Stockholm.
One side is like that.
Like a "tottori sakyu".
"Tottori sakyu", right?
It does look like "tottori sakyu", doesn't it?
Can you rewind it for me?
"Tottori sakyu"...
It's like "tottori sakyu".
It's "tottori sakyu".
When you see it, when you hold it, you don't know anything, do you?
I see.
Unless you swing it.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
And there was a high school baseball tournament in Stockholm.
I'm starting to understand it now.
"Tottori Higashikou"...
"Tottori"...
There was a third high school in Stockholm.
It was called "friendship high school".
I see.
So you preferred "tottori" after all?
Because you went there?
I lost.
I was about to bring it back.
I put it in a bag and brought it back.
At that time, I said, "Wait!"
I shook it a little.
You shook it?
I shook it.
Not only me, but everyone understood it.
I understand it.
Anyway!
What?
Anyway!
It's not a joke or anything like that.
What?
You understood it first, so it's my minus point.
Why is it a minus point?
What is it?
Just say it.
What?
Nothing.
See, I lost it.
It was warm and I lost it.
But what's wrong with it?
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who has been involved in the naming of new products in various industries.
Super bogey.
What? You haven't been involved in it?
I have been involved in it.
Right?
Yes.
Following the hit of "amaguri muichaimashita",
"azuki yudechaimashita", "kurumi watchaimashita" have been released,
but what other new products are there?
There are a lot of them.
Have you been involved in this?
In this naming?
Yes.
Please tell me what kind of product it is.
This one is "kusatchaimashita".
When you open it, it's like this.
It doesn't sell like that.
But...
How about a convenience store, everyone?
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy...
Huh?
You know...
If you come in, you can have anything you want.
I'm talking about things right now.
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, right?
You can have anything you want, right?
Well, you can look at it, but it's always the same.
It never changes.
It's a shelf.
Yes, that's right. As a product, too.
Do you know what's in it?
I know.
Why are you selling fluffy gloves?
It's always the same.
I see.
Who's gonna buy it?
It never changes!
It's never changed for me!
You're the one who's gonna buy it!
It's rotten!
Make a hole in it!
It's rotten.
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy...
That's enough! Where are you getting it from?
It's already in there!
Well, whatever.
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy...
That's where you're getting it from!
It's already in there!
Where are you getting it from?
It's already in there!
It's in there!
It never changes!
I heard about it.
Okonomiyaki mix.
I don't need it anymore.
When you say you don't need it anymore,
it makes you go, "It's rotten!"
What is this?!
Of course you'd buy it!
If you had it, you'd buy it.
You'd buy it at least once.
Even if you only buy it once, you'd stop and buy it.
Of course you'd do that.
It depends on what's rotten.
Um...
Raw fish.
Huh?
Even if you keep telling me that...
It's rotten!
Even the packaging is rotten.
The packaging is stuck in your teeth.
But you'd definitely buy it.
Who would buy it?
It's funny!
It's funny, it's funny, but...
It probably doesn't sell that much.
Well, there are more and more like that.
But if you keep telling me it's rotten, I wouldn't buy it.
And also...
Oh, that's right! I'll buy it!
I'd eat it.
Even if you keep telling me that...
What is this?!
That's also rotten.
What is this?!
I'd eat it.
There's nothing in it.
The packaging looks really good.
It's rotten.
It's really light.
There's nothing in it.
Sell it!
There's nothing in it.
You don't have to say anything!