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I don't want to say this at the end of the year, but do you really not want to quit?
What?
Oh, Yamazaki.
Yamazaki.
I've been doing this for 14 years. Why do you have to quit?
Until he quits, I won't do it.
Please do it.
I've been doing it since the second time.
No, no!
He's said to be the biggest failure since the war.
That's right.
Are you going to keep doing this?
I'm a gala thief.
Why am I a gala thief? I'm doing my best!
What about you guys?
I haven't been invited by a band for five years.
Before I was invited, I thought I didn't need a band.
As a winner, I thought so.
If I quit, what will you do?
Who will fill my hole? You will, won't you?
Yamazaki, don't do it!
I don't have a hole.
You'll dig a hole like this.
I can't do it.
I have someone.
I think it's this person.
Who is it?
Muragami Shonyan.
Shonyan is amazing.
That person...
When he's driven into a corner...
It's like an explosion.
He says things that surprise you.
For example, this tissue.
He asks you to do something with it.
He says things that surprise you.
That's right.
But if you do that...
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Really?
I've been doing it for 14 years.
I didn't know you could do it.
It's amazing.
For example, this.
The tissue is handed to you.
You do it like this.
You take it like this.
It's hard as soon as you break it.
I can't do it!
I'm going to do it!
No, no, it's funny, it's funny.
What?
But I think if it was you, it would be more amazing.
Yes.
It's not like that, if you use tissue.
Yes, it hurts.
Can you do it?
I don't know.
Yes.
But if it was you, can you do it?
I don't know.
Eat it properly!
I wonder if it fits.
I thought it was cool.
Right?
I think it's cool.
I'm your sponsor.
I think it's definitely cool.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors of the show.
I'm sorry.
No.
I'm sorry.
No, but...
That's why I said it.
But...
Why?
No, but...
I think I can do it, too.
Really?
Then you...
But this is...
It's a great thing!
No, this is a little harsh, Mr. Matsumoto.
This is...
What do you do with this?
This...
If you say it like this...
Can you do it?
I can do it.
What are you talking about?
But if...
If you say it like this...
If you were here with me...
Yes.
Wouldn't it be like this?
Ngh!
Huh?
Ngh!
Huh?
Ngh!
Can you do this?
It's hard...
Um...
It happens all the time.
This is hard!
You can't do this...
You can't do this!
Of course.
There are many like this!
There is no way you can do this!
That's right.
That's an amazing thing.
Like the ski resort.
What do you think, Mr. Shokin?
I know you can do it!
In the past, once you went out to eat, you would dance like crazy.
But now, this is all you can do.
Oh, there's something like that too.
The way you say it.
The way you say it is amazing.
For example...
Like "tokkuri-seitar".
Yes, yes, yes.
Tokkuri-seitar is like this...
And the moment you show your face!
Like this...
And when you show your face, you say something amazing!
You can do it!
Really?
I think it's like this.
Ugh... Uh... Ah...
Uh... Uh... Um... Uh... Uh... Wait...
Don't push! I told you not to push me!
hahahahahahhahaha
What's up, Endo?
Well, for example...
Well, you know those slippers, right?
If it wasn't for the slippers, there would've been a lot of...
Well, there have been a lot of people in the past, right?
If you put on two scissors, it'd be like...
No, that's...
That's impossible!
It's too high!
The sky in the circle is too high.
It's a completely different thing.
What are you talking about?
Well, but...
Maybe...
No...
Huh?!
If it were you, it'd be like this...
Coffee and...
Uh...
One.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's really...
It's on, right?
Yes.
Scissors and sandwich are still on.
It's amazing.
I knew it. I knew it.
You can do anything together.
That's right.
I think you can do anything together.
For example...
Something like this...
It's on!
Something like this...
It's impossible.
Something like this...
It's impossible.
Scissors and sandwich are still on.
I think you can do anything together.
It's impossible.
What?
Who is it?
Well, well. This is the end of my reply.
You know...
How can I say? It's not only for people.
It's also for people who are in contact with third parties, even if they are amateurs.
- Even if they are amateurs? - Yes, even if they are amateurs.
- I've never seen that. - For example...
When you go to a hospital and the doctor tells you you have a cold...
You will get a cold and you will die.
- But there is no funny reply like that. - There isn't.
- Because you are told you have a cold. - Yes, there isn't.
- That's where it ends. - Yes.
If you do it honestly like that...
- Would you do it? - Yes, I would.
- It's windy, isn't it? - Don't say stupid things like that!
You're a very righteous person.
My imagination and my eyes met.
People in Thailand are like room runners.
They're very loud.
- The people below us... - Yes, the people below us.
- They say, "Shut up!" - I see.
- They're angry. - Yes.
When they say, "Shut up!" and get angry...
- The way they respond is amazing. - I see.
- If it's funny, you can joke with the people below you. - Yes.
- It's good for making people laugh. - I see.
- I'm nervous. I don't know why they're angry. - It's amazing.
- Right? - Right?
- I don't know. - But...
I don't know about this...
The goal hasn't gone in yet, has it?!
He's angry. He's angry and he's returning it.
He's angry and he's returning it.
I see.
The goal hasn't gone in yet, has it?!
Yes.
Besides, you're going out with the ten people you invited.
That's how it is.
That's also a calculation...
Isn't it?!
We went out together, didn't we?!
Oh, that's right!
It's important for people to go out, isn't it?!
We went out together, didn't we?!
What's funny is that you went out first!
It's funny isn't it?!
Do you get it now?!
No!
Do you get it now?!
No, you're angry, Mr. Yamada.
This is a more everyday thing.
For example, you go into a sushi restaurant.
The person you're going to eat with will say, "What shall we eat?"
And you will return it!
That's difficult, too...
You will return it.
I'll leave it to you, Yama-chan.
Look at this and say it.
Welcome!
It's open!
Now, what shall we go to?
Iron mill!
Isn't it amazing?
Right?
It's wonderful.
I brought you to a sushi restaurant or a sports field.
It's amazing, isn't it?
How do you like it?
Well, I think it's amazing, of course.
They don't do it like that.
They prepared it in advance.
Riding school.
Riding school. I've never seen it like that.
It's strange.
Well, it's a grasp.
No, it's not possible in reality.
Next, please admit it.
For example, when you have a conversation with a 2m tall black person,
and you get into a fight or something like that,
but you still say "amazing" in that fight.
You can't say anything.
You'll be surprised and scared.
You won't say it.
Even in that situation, you still make up a joke.
This is helpful.
Didn't you hit him with a shark last week?
We didn't fight or anything like that, right?
I mean, it's the final word.
That's right, at the last moment.
After you've done a lot of things.
But...
I think it's amazing.
I didn't curse or anything like that.
What would happen if we did this in Yamazaki?
Should we imagine it?
Wait a minute.
Right?
Imagination...
Wait a minute.
What would happen if we did it in Yamazaki?
Yamazaki and a two meter tall black man...
Wait a minute.
Would it be like this?
Are you serious?!
Wow! Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
I got you!
I quit.
I'm Hamada's uncle, Mako.
Moka.
Tee-ha!
Well...
That's right.
It's been a while.
Right?
Well...
It's been about three weeks since our last talk.
Oh! Is that so?
Well...
I haven't done it in a while.
Well...
Unfortunately, my stomach isn't in a good condition.
Are you feeling well?
Well... Well... It's not that bad.
No, it's because you have a bad stomach.
It's like...
Well...
I feel like something is accumulating in my stomach.
What is it?
The food you ate?
The food I ate.
And also...
My hair!
It stinks so much that it's not funny.
It makes me angry!
Like this...
And...
It comes out like this.
It's like I'm in a toilet.
Oh!
When you're farting?
Yes, when I'm farting.
But doesn't it stink?
When you're farting like this?
No!
It stinks four times more than you think.
It really stinks!
Yes.
It really stinks!
When you're farting like this,
I feel like my nostrils are gradually closing.
You don't want to fart anymore?
I don't want to fart anymore!
My body is blocking me.
Why don't you go?
I have to go once in a while.
Have you been there?
Yes, I have.
What?
I haven't been there. Why do you have to go?
I go there once in a while in the morning.
Don't you want to go?
No, I don't.
Really?
Yes, I do.
Why?
I don't know.
Anyway...
What?
No, I'm trying to go.
No doubt.
It's too late for me to die.
Do you want to go?
Yes, I do!
I want to live and go!
Really?
Yes!
One of you will die first.
Yes.
One of you will die first and one of you will go to the funeral.
Of course.
It's better for both of us to die at the same time.
That's right.
When reporters asked me that question, I said I want to be on the EU side.
That's right.
But wasn't that what you said?
Yes, Mr. Kiosu said that.
Isn't it a little embarrassing?
Mr. Kiosu said that when he was a merchant.
He was always angry!
That's right.
Why are you so angry?!
I know everything!
You know everything?!
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who used to be a referee at a track and field competition as a part-time job in the past.
Where do you sell your high jump sticks?
It's a simple question. If you tell me where you sell them, I won't ask you anything else.
Is that right?
That's right.
Tell me, Alina.
To be honest, we don't sell them in stores.
No, we don't.
There is a high jump stick, right?
Yes.
It's not a stick high jump, it's a high jump.
Yes.
What do you call it?
Running high jump.
It's running high jump.
You have to start with that.
For example, we have a car license, right?
Yes, we do.
Before that, you need a temporary license.
What?
Running high jump.
I see.
That's why people who have run high jump look at me like this and say, "Can't you use a stick anymore?"
It's completely different from what you do.
It's the same as jumping.
So I say "can you use a stick anymore?" once a month.
For example, my name is Kanzaki.
Kanzaki is a stick.
Is it okay or bad to use a stick?
What are you talking about?
There is an old man.
Yes.
There is an old man like a stick in sumo.
The old man of the stick gathers five people and decides.
Your name is Kanzaki, so please use a stick.
No, I'm not Kanzaki.
Well, I just said it for fun.
Then who is it?
Shinohara.
Shinohara, yes.
Then Shinohara, why don't you give me the stick?
Yes.
The old man says so.
Yes, yes.
Then I'm happy.
Shinohara says, 'Thank you!'
I did it! I did it!
Then he goes like this.
Well, it doesn't matter if it flies or not.
If it flies, it's a win.
Yes.
It flies, right?
Like this.
I see.
Then Shinohara did it.
I did it!
Now, the stick!
The stick!
What's the problem?
It's a stick.
What do you want me to do?
Shinohara.
If you say it on TV, you really shouldn't say it.
Because an amateur shouldn't hold a stick.
What?
Hey.
Yes?
Shinohara, what do you want me to do?
Shinohara.
Yes?
Tomorrow morning,
someone will secretly come to sell the stick.
Don't overlook it.
Then,
Shinohara is sleeping like this, right?
Does it start from there?
It's about 7 or 8 o'clock.
Oh, it's 9 o'clock.
It's 9 o'clock.
If it's about 9 o'clock,
I'll throw the stick.
I think a normal housewife would sell a stick.
Just think about it! Where would you find someone who buys a stick in this big city?!
Nothing! That's actually a camouflage for selling a stick.
"Really?" "Really."
So I go down to get my wallet.
Excuse me, just a moment.
Can I have two?
You know, the guy who was pretending to kick a stick...
Huh?
Is it working? Is it working?
If it is...
Sasasasa!
Just...
Sasasasa!
Come!
Beep! Beep! Beep!