AISubs v3.5
Next time, it's Ogiri's big reunion!
Good evening, everyone.
I'm Hamada Uwasa of the Arasu Corps.
It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Now, let's go.
Here comes Mr. Hanashika!
Mr. Hanashika, please introduce yourself.
To be honest, I think we've all been through hard and painful things with our willpower.
I'm Hosei Yamasaki of the Comedy Club.
Next!
The other day, something happened to me.
When I went out for dinner with a friend of mine, we went to a store called Aka-no-ren.
The "no-ren" that said "Aka-no-ren" was blue.
Next!
I'm Endo!
Endo of the Comedy Club!
I'm Endo Hiroshi of the Comedy Club.
It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Next!
Lately, I've been slowly and surely losing weight.
Yesterday, after I came out of the bath, my wife said to me,
You look like a piece of shit.
I'm Miyasako of the Comedy Club.
Next!
Please note that it's been three years already.
My mother's host is coming.
I can't stop her yet.
I'm Kogoriko Tanaka of the Comedy Club.
Next!
Every day, we deliver laughter all over the country.
I'm Osomura of the Comedy Club's "Beware of the Bad Guys".
Yesterday, we had a big scandal with the queen of SM.
For some reason, it was the most exciting one.
I'm No. 1 of the Comedy Club's "Birobiro Loves Humans".
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Today's game is...
"Headphone Prophecy Game"!
As you know...
I'd like you all to put on headphones...
and I'd like you all to say the phrase I say with just your mouth movements!
- Yes! - Don't say it!
Now, then...
Here's the first topic.
Go ahead.
Ready?
Here's the first topic!
Q-chan National Nutrition Award.
It's small!
Q-chan National Nutrition Award.
Chosan...
National Nutrition Award.
What?
One more time, one more time.
Chosan...
Can you say it twice?
National Nutrition Award.
Here I go.
As brothers...
What?
As brothers...
National Nutrition Award.
What?
As brothers...
National Nutrition Award.
Oh, you can do it.
I think I have confidence in this.
Right?
Oh, right.
As brothers...
Best man.
As brothers...
Best man.
OK.
Dad is the best man.
(Laughter)
Who has the most erotic sense of control?
Okay, first of all, Mr. Matsumoto.
What?
Go ahead.
Miki Dozan is the most erotic person.
(Laughter)
Is Miki Dozan the most erotic person?
Erotic? Erotic?
Who has the most erotic sense of control?
Sense of control!
(Laughter)
Who has the most erotic sense of control?
Erotic person.
Your turn, Yuta.
Dad is the best man.
Look.
Yes.
The best man in the town.
Look.
The brother is the national nutritionist.
(Laughter)
Dad is the national nutritionist.
(Laughter)
That's right.
National nutritionist.
That's right.
Here is the answer!
Ah, I see.
What's up with "ah"?
That was close.
The next title is "If you bite it, you lose!".
(Music)
Everyone, we will now announce the opening title of "User of Fictitious Tools".
Yes.
Everyone, don't bite it.
Yes.
Don't bite it.
Ah, that's close!
If you get stuck or get stuck, you will find this poop machine at your feet!
To prevent you from pooping your own poop.
Then let's go! We will call for you...
Ah! We got it!
We got it!
Again, the opening title is different.
It's just coming up.
Yes, this one!
Yes, look forward!
Huh?
Yes, let's go!
Yes!
The first, in "The Clown's Charm", Chikichiki, the miracle magician, Hitoshi Matsumoto, is escaping from the water!
Let's go back!
The first, in "The Clown's Charm", Chikichiki, the miracle magician, Hitoshi Matsumoto, is escaping from the water!
Are you kidding me?!
No way! This can't be happening!
Okay, stand up!
Here is the next title!
Okay, look!
Okay, let's go, everyone! Ready!
First, "Useless" and then "Expert Entertainer Salvation"
Ouch!
It hurts. It definitely hurts.
Okay, next!
Next!
Okay, here is the next title!
This is bad. This is bad. This is bad.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Let's look at the next title!
Here we go!
Next, "Useless" and then "Expert Entertainer Salvation"
Wrong!
I'm scared!
It hurts!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
It's such a bad tempo!
It's so fast!
I'm going to drown!
Let's do it!
Here it is!
Okay, please look at it.
Okay, let's do it!
Ready...
First, "Gakurotsukai Arendei", "chiki-chiki", "kyouki", "ranmai", "otoko", "dara", "kazuma", "buta"!!
It's a kanji mistake.
There it is! What is it?!
This is no good!
You read it wrong!
It's no good!
It's a kanji mistake! You read it wrong!
It's not just "gakurotsu".
I just didn't want to read it.
"Ranmai"!
"Kyouki"! "Ranmai"!
No! No!
You said it 100%!
It's 100%!
You said it 100%!
I did my best!
No! No!
It's no good!
It's okay!
No! No!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is no good! This is no good!
I can't ride it!
I'm laughing like this, but I can't ride it!
No! No! No!
It's okay!
I wish I could say it!
I'm stuck!
It's okay! Try putting your legs up.
No...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
Here is the next title!
Here we go!
Daitai Gaki no Tsukai
Araen de Chikichiki
Yamanaki Gyokuchoku
"Chokuchoku"!
That's not it!
I don't like it!
Okay!
Here is the next title!
Ah, my stomach hurts!
Here we go!
Daitai Gaki no Tsukai
Araen de Chikichiki
Bojori Ryubo
Kaiken Kineni
"Fantastico Home Party"!
Ready, set, go!
First "Gaki no Tsukai Agarende Chikichiki Bojorune Nuubou Kaiken Kinen Ameagari Hotaru no Tasting Home Party"!
Let's do it!
First "Gaki no Tsukai Agarende Chikichiki Bojorune Nuubou Kaiken Kinen Ameagari Hotaru no Tasting Home Party"!
Let's do it!
First "Gaki no Tsukai Agarende Chikichiki Bojorune Nuubou Kaiken Kinen Ameagari Hotaru no Tasting Home Party"!
Let's do it!
First "Gaki no Tsukai Agarende Chikichiki Bojorune Nuubou Kaiken Kinen Ameagari Hotaru no Tasting Home Party"!
Let's do it!
First "Gaki no Tsukai Agarende Chikichiki Bojorune Nuubou Kaiken Kinen Ameagari Hotaru no Tasting Home Party"!
I won!
Thank you very much!
Let's play a penalty game and guess what it is!
This is a one-on-one battle!
The two of you will be given a plate with a penalty game written on it.
At that time, you will play a game of guessing what your penalty game is written on it.
The one who guesses it first wins, and the one who loses will receive the penalty game written on it.
It's a big deal, isn't it?
That's right.
Why do you have to receive a penalty game?
It's weird for me!
I can't see the goal!
Who will win and who will receive the penalty game?
I don't think so!
Oh, you noticed it!
I've noticed it!
You've done it many times!
I've noticed it since the eighth time!
It's too late!
The first two players to play are Hosei Yamazaki and Tanaka Kokuriko!
Here is Mr. Yamazaki's penalty game!
It's thin!
But I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Here is Tanaka's penalty game!
I really don't like it!
I won't do my best with my reaction!
Let's go!
Ready!
I...
Yes?
When I received it...
It was really hot!
That's what it said!
No, is that so?
It said "hot", "hot"...
No, it was me who got hot!
What?
You got hot...
I didn't get hot!
I swelled up!
No, I don't think so!
What?
You said it yourself!
You swelled up!
Yes, I got hot!
Go ahead!
It's thin!
Why?
Well, this is...
It's not enough.
That's right, it's not enough.
Why?! Where did it hurt?!
No, no, no...
Eh?!
You know...
As I thought...
The part that hurt the most was the butt.
Well, I don't know about that...
Even for a kid, it's quite a specialty...
You know...
Wait a minute...
Right?!
We can only talk, right?
Even for a kid, it's quite...
Let's talk! Let's talk!
Within this time...
This is...
We can't say it!
Let's say it!
Yes!
Stop it!
Tai Chi!
Yes!
Look at it!
It's correct!
You should say it as it's written!
You should say it properly!
It's getting worse, isn't it?!
You should say it properly!
Yamazaki's penalty game starts now!
Use your neck!
Headbutt!
Yes!
My brain...
My brain is not working!
The next match is...
Miyasako and Hotohara's competition!
First of all, Miyasako's penalty game is...
This one!
What does that mean?
You can't do it. You can't do it.
Moto-chan's penalty game is...
Godzilla!
What? What?
This is not good.
What?
Both of you, stop it.
You have to do it.
No!
Which one of you doesn't like it?
Wait a minute!
Um... It's really clean.
What? It's not clean?
It's clean! It's cleaner for me, right?
Ah... In a sense, it's clean.
It's cleaner for me, right?
I'm shocked, right?
Shocked...
My face... My face... My upper body...
It's amazing, right?
I... You know...
You've been thrown something, right?
You've been thrown something, but you're clean yourself, right?
You're clean yourself, too.
You've been thrown something, but you're clean yourself, right?
I... What?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Police...
Police force...
It's really strong, right?
Fantasy force...
Wait a minute!
It's too long!
Yes! Yes!
Frog... Frog...
Frog...
What?
- On the other hand... - This is impossible.
- What? - Then look at me.
This is not his ideal!
I'm really going to cry! I'm really going to cry!
- Come here! - This is not what I wanted!
- Come here!
- This is not what I wanted!
This is not what I wanted!
- This is not... - Everybody!
Everybody!
Wait!
Everyone! Everyone, don't forget to wear your windshield wipers!
Oh, that's scary!
Hey, don't do that!
Hold him! Hold him!
He's in trouble! He's in trouble!
Let's go! Let's go!
Watch out! Watch out!
Get him out! Get him out!
Get him out!
His hair grew! His hair grew!
I don't have a number!
Here is Rasmus's punishment!
What's with that...
It's like a common story.
Endo, which one?
This one is definitely harder.
Get ready!
No!
I'm depressed.
Depressed?
I'm depressed.
My nostrils have been weird since then.
Ah, I'm sorry
Give me a break!
What's with that?!
It's not bad!
It's definitely a monster-type
Well, well
That is, you know...
No, Endo, um...
It must have been hard
This was hard, wasn't it?
You can use it all over, right?
Is that so?
That's why it's hard
If you don't use it all over, you can do it a little
Why didn't you use it all over?!
They told me to use it all over
So, well...
What's wrong with you?!
Ah, I can't see it at all!
I can't see it at all!
It's no good
What is it?
A flower bouquet?
That's right, it's a flower bouquet
It's a flower bouquet
Time limit!
Okay, I'll say it!
Okay, okay!
All over sunflower!
Endo, you did it!
I can't do it, but I thought I could
I'm done for the day
Um...
Yes?
Um...
Old lady, flower bouquet, flower bouquet!
Is that a pass game?
It's too expensive
What?!
I can't see it at all!
I can't see it at all
A flower bouquet?
Ah, I know!
I know!
A flower bouquet?
That's what it is!
Yes, go ahead!
Old lady's smelly flower bouquet!
Get away from the old lady!
Um...
Wait a minute!
Um...
Yes, yes, yes!
Um...
Let's do something like an animal's poo is torn apart
It won't bend, it won't bend at all
It won't hit like this
Then Endo-san, please look at it yourself
Eh, what?
Hot hot oden one bite
If you burn your whole body it'll be messed up
I see, so that's how it is
Why is my nose bending?
It's because of your nose!
No, it's because of the nose you're sitting on
Let's start with Endo's punishment game!
Endo's punishment game starts now!
Wait, Haya-san, really
What?
It's really hot, right?
Yes, it's hot
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Hey!
I don't want to eat it!
Bend over, bend over
Bend over
Customers, customers!
Endo-han, look at it
No, it's not like that, look at it
It's like mochi
It's hot!
It's really hot, seriously!
Matsumoto's punishment game starts now!
You're doing it?
Yes
But, you know
It's too much
Can you hold it down?
No, no, no!
For now, I'll just do it normally
It's too much!
No, no, no, don't hold it down
Don't hold it down
It won't be a punishment
You were holding it down a lot just now
You were holding it down too much just now
It was dangerous!
It was definitely dangerous!
You guys!
Hey!
Stop this!
Your faces are messed up!
"Pittankoart" of Denmark!
I will give you a question.
Including me, all of you will draw a picture.
What picture you will draw is...
Please guess what picture I will draw.
Well...
It's not a picture of a boy who came from a future country.
Well, the first question is...
Wow!
This is terrible!
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I don't have much confidence in this.
I thought you had confidence in this.
Then, Yamazaki-san, please show us.
Yes.
Eh, show me, show me.
I think you drew a normal foreigner, judging by his appearance.
Ah, I see.
But I don't think you showed that much of a characteristic.
Even if I drew a foreigner?
Yes.
Endo-san.
Yes? I think I can draw this much.
No, no, no. Can you do such a high-level technique?
No, but I struggled a lot with this.
Was there such a hat?
Look, look, look.
It's here.
This is an M-shaped hat.
Mario-san definitely drew it in an M-shape.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mario-san drew it in an M-shape.
Yes, yes, yes.
Because you did it before, right, Tati?
Yes, we did it.
In the opening.
Yes, we did it.
Mario, you did it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't look at it anymore.
I don't look at anything.
I only look at the shoes.
No, Ibiasako.
I think it's like this.
Ah, you matched it.
Did you match it with Hamada-san?
You're wearing a hat, but you're still having your hair sticking out of the top of the hat.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it's like that.
It's possible, it's possible.
Yes.
I think I drew it reasonably well.
It's like this.
It's just slightly...
For example...
The neck is like this, but the shoulders are like this.
That's too much.
That's the only way.
The neck is like this, but the shoulders are like this.
I don't think you can do it like that.
Yes, Oto-chan.
Do you guys draw like that well?
For me, it's like this.
Ah, it looks like it.
Ah, but it's a little...
I think it's like this.
It looks like it.
Yes.
It looks like it.
But you know, I think you guys are still naive.
Mario is wearing a hat, so I don't think it's like that.
Eh, but in the end...
I don't think it's like that at all!
It's probably like this.
Um...
Who is it?
I don't know anymore!
Why don't you know?
Mario is a child's hero!
No, he's wearing a hat.
Ehhhh?!
I know that!
Okay, then...
I'm counting on you guys!
We're counting on you!
Fufu. Then, this is what I wrote.
You're lying, right?! Amada-san!
It's a lie, right?! It's a lie, right?! It's a lie, right?!
No, no, no, no, no! You're completely Asian!
You're lying, right?! It's a lie, right?! It's a lie, right?!
Father and son!
This is horrible! It's horrible!
This is what my brother Luigi wants to watch!
The next topic is "Flipping".
Having treated Amada-san's calligraphy, they wonder what kind of work this is going to be used on.
Yamasaki-san, please go ahead.
Well, the shape is...
Mahoma-san, I think it looks like this.
It doesn't even look like a manzara!
No way!
Why is it like this?
It's like a frog!
It's not like this at all!
Here you go, Endo-san.
This part is also like a manzara, but...
Ah, I see.
But I'm not sure about the details of the hands.
Well...
It does look like a manzara, doesn't it?
It's like this, isn't it?
Ah...
It's like a frog!
It's not like a frog!
No, I mean...
I think it's like a tail that shouldn't be there.
Who?
Surprisingly, I think it's like this.
Who?
There's someone like that!
There is, Hamada-san!
He's standing firmly on the ground!
You can't draw it like that, Hamada-san!
It's like this.
Mine is similar to Miyasako-kun's, but it's worse.
I see.
Probably.
I know, I know.
No, it's not like a frog!
It's like this, isn't it?
You can't draw the left and right symmetry.
Is that so?
Yes.
I think you all are still naive.
Really?
You should talk about how you can draw a frog.
No, you can't!
It's a frog cage!
Talking about it is enough.
It's probably like this.
It's gross!
I want to draw this!
It's weird that it's like this!
It's weird!
I know!
It's too trendy!
It's gross!
At first I thought it would be like this!
But it's like this!
It's weird!
But I don't think it will go up like this!
You're right!
This is a frog, everyone! Don't make it too funny!
This is a frog!
Here it is!
What is this?
This is it!
This is...
Let's go!
This is...
It's the next move!
That's right!
From now on it's like this!
It will never come closer!
Be careful!
The fingers are amazing!
The fingers are gross!
It's gross!
There are six fingers on the left and five fingers on the right!
But there are four fingers on the bottom!
Depending on what it is, it disappears!
You're funny!
KOKON TOZAI KISS DE MONMAI!
We always do this, but...
Yes!
Everyone...
Yes!
Can you sit here for a while?
Um...
Did you say "oh gee"?
We will do KOKON TOZAI!
Yes!
Then...
We will steal your lips...
And we will appear!
KOKON TOZAI KISS DE MONMAI!
The famous lady's kiss is approaching!
Then let's go!
The first match is Miyasako vs. Tanaka!
Yes!
Good luck!
Both players have removed their first and second questions.
The lady is one step closer and...
The third question...
Miyazaki Hayao's directing work!
I don't know that! I don't know that!
Hayao is fast!
Sento Chihiro!
Moronoke Hime!
Rapeta!
Next to me, Yamada-kun!
Please come forward!
Was it close?
I don't know.
Wow! It's close!
What?!
It's coming out!
Don't do that!
What are you looking at?
Wow!
A bald-headed talent!
Tanaka-kun!
Moto Fuyuki-san!
Takenaga Naoto-san!
Ikaria-san! Ikaria Chosuke-san!
Huh? Number 100! Number 100!
Number 100! Number 100!
I forgot your name! I forgot your name!
Please come forward!
I forgot your name! Number 100! Number 100!
Takenaga Naoto-san! Ikaria Chosuke-san!
Number 100! Number 100!
I forgot your name!
Yashiki Takagi-san!
What are you doing? You're painting my hair like plastic!
What are you saying?
Are you really painting my hair like that?
I'm going to touch you!
I'm going to pet you!
Is it possible?
That's crazy!
It might be difficult because it's simple!
Red food!
Apple!
Tomato!
Pollock roe!
Strawberry!
Huh?
That's fast!
Red!
Red food!
Do you know UCM?
Red!
Do you know UCM?
Red fox!
It stinks!
The second round is Kokoriko Endo vs. Ameagari Hotohara!
Both of them missed one question, and the old lady is one step closer.
The third question is...
A famous man with a name from the north-west and south-northwest.
His real name is Higashi.
Yes, Higashi no Kouji.
Kinya Kitaouji.
Kiyotaka Nanbara.
Shinbou Minami.
Akira Nishiki.
Hirabara.
Yes, I'm watching you, Endo.
I'm not watching you.
Wow, he's close!
He's being touched.
Old lady, old lady...
Yes, please!
What's wrong, you idiot?
ARE YOU WELL?!
Inoki-san, Inoki-san, Inoki-san.
Do it one more time.
ARE YOU WELL?!
What's wrong with you?!
Mother...
You're old!
Mother...
You're singing it wrong!
What? What?
This is bad!
Who?
Peggy Hayama.
This is terrible!
It's really close!
It's this close?!
Let's go.
Type of liquor!
Whiskey.
Soju.
Can I say "Japanese liquor"?
Yes, you can.
Atsukan. (Japanese liquor)
This is terrible!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ow! What did I just bite?!
Okay, then.
Matsumoto-san and Yamazaki-san.
Eh?
What?
Why me?
It's written here.
Why me?
Yamazaki and Yamazaki.
Which one will they fear?
Okay, let's go!
Matsumoto-san will go first.
Shredded radish?
It's definitely close.
Matsumoto-san will go first.
Ingredients for oden.
Ready...
Radish!
Squash!
Shredded radish!
Squid!
Octopus ball!
Something like that.
Octopus ball!
There is! There is! There is, right?
The name is different.
Then say there is!
There is!
What do you mean "there is"?!
It's coming! It's coming!
If you get closer, it gets closer.
I wonder if this is okay.
Let's continue!
I wonder if this is okay.
A talent who is wearing glasses.
Kon Omura.
Ah!
That's fast.
There are still a lot of people.
I was caught off guard.
Kon Omura is not a talent.
There are a lot of people!
That's right, but...
My head is covered in...
Shouhei Shofukutei.
Yes.
Umm...
Kyosen Ohashi.
Tam... Tamuri-san.
Ah, I see.
It's sunglasses, isn't it?!
Sunglasses and sunglasses are different, aren't they?!
They're the same, aren't they?!
Have you ever been asked for sunglasses and sunglasses were sold to you?!
I haven't...
Is there a "do" in there or not?
There is a "do"!
It's in there, right?
It's in there!
How come you don't know?!
Alright! Alright, I got it!
Okay, what is it?
Umm...
You know...
Mom and mom's...
Scissors fried...
Say it, say it.
Umm...
Don...
Maru...
Mom and...
You know, right?!
Mom and...
Sake's...
Scissors fried...
Alright!
You're going again, aren't you?!
Watch out!
It's a good position, right?!
It's dangerous, it's dangerous!
Wow, it's close!
It's close, this one!
We're living this distance together, too!
Speaking of gag...
Ready...
Umm...
"Naha Naha"!
"Norio Champon"!
Did you even exist?
"Norio Champon"...
"Paji Paji Punch"!
"Tsutakata, Tsutakata, Tsutakata, Tsutakata, Tsutakata"!
Again!
Umm...
"Todemo Todemo"!
"Naha Naha"!
You remember it, don't you?
"Shiatsu no Kokoro" is...
"Oya Gokoro"!
"Haha Gokoro"! "Haha Gokoro"!
"Haha Gokoro"!
"Majikoteria"! "Majikoteria"!
- That's a gag! - It's a gag!
It was funny! My wife was laughing like crazy!
- That's not it! - It's not! It's not! It's not!
- It's not! - Okay!
Well, well, well...
- Okay, let's start over. - Okay.
No, not "start over", say "start over"!
Okay, here we go!
"Ike ni iru ikimono"! (A creature in a pond)
- What's that?! - Ready!
- Frog! - Yeah?
"Dengoro"!
It's stopped.
"Koi"!
- Yes? - Huh? Is there such a thing?
Yes.
"Otama Jakushi"!
Fish, fish...
Bluegill...
Fish, fish...
Bluegill!
Yes, Mr. Yamazawa.
Umm...
I know, I know.
Look at me, look at me. I know, I know.
Umm...
Ah! No, no, no!
Look at me, look at me!
Gokei! Gokei!
Zeni-gokei!
What?!
Zeni-gokei?!
No. 2 is taking off!
Finally!
Here you go.
Mr. No. 2, you're amazing!
Yes, thank you.
Wow!
Time's up!
Alright!
What's that smell?
Rust.
Rust smell.
Rust.
You... you can't move.
You can't move.
You can't move, you can't move, you can't move!
You can't move!
Let's welcome Amuro and Motoki!
I did it twice, that's hard, right?
So you did it twice and then you did it for the first time
Amuro and Motoki, it's a pleasure to meet you!
Which one will bring fear and disgust?
Sazae-san's character!
Well...
Bullets!
That's where you're coming from!
Is that where you're coming from?
I've heard that one before!
Yes, Sazae-san
Yes
Matsuo-san
- bonito. - yes. - shredded fish.
- umm...sister's...wakame.
- sister's, right? - Yes, sister's.
- yes, sister's. - Wakame.
- ok. - umm...
- you don't have much time, right? - umm...
no, no, hang on a second!
umm...wait a second!
Hazakawa's souvenir...
Hang on! Hang on!
wait, wait!
- curator! - curator is not on the show!
- curator didn't say who talked!
Don't say the one you wrote!
It's not the one you all wrote!
No, no, no. Um...
Um... Imagawa-san.
Imagawa-san?
Kamitsuya-san.
It's not Imagawa-san!
It's not, right?
Um... Toshiba.
It's a sponsor!
We don't have a sponsor!
We don't have one!
In the end, we always come up with something big.
Here it is!
Let's go!
I'm watching it right now.
The golden show on Japanese TV.
I see.
"Douge no Shokutaku".
"Sekai Marumie".
That, that, that...
Um... "Utano no Daijiten".
Isn't there a show like that?
Huh?
Is it golden?
Isn't there?
It's not!
No, no.
Here it is.
It's definitely not.
It's fine.
It's a thick noodle.
It's amazing.
Stinky stuff!
Speaking of stinky stuff!
Baba.
Natto.
He.
Yes.
Lockheed case.
Wait a minute!
What is this?
Huh?
No, it's definitely stinky.
Stinky stuff!
There's no such thing!
It's a different kind of stinky stuff.
Stinky stuff.
OK! OK!
This guy.
Udon doesn't stink!
It doesn't stink!
That's rude!
OK, out!
You're too close.
Apologize.
So, Baba is out.
Huh?
Matsumoto-san is out too, right?
Matsumoto-san is still...
There's one more chance.
Seriously?!
There is.
Won't it work?
Here we go!
Morning Musume.
Members!
- Hamada-san! - Really? - Yes!
Morning Musume...
Abe!
- Oh! - Eh?
- Umm... Yes, yes, yes! Goto Maki! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Yaguchi! - Oh!
- Umm... Here! - I'll throw it!
- Umm... Here, here, here, here! - It's easy to scratch.
- Umm... Ah! Ah! Umm... Can I do it like this next time?
- Next time? - Next time?
- Will you do it like this next year? - Will you do it like this next year?
- Who is it? - Hanamaki!
- Hanamaki? - Hanamaki?
- Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- You're lucky, you dumbass! - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Yes, out! - Yes!
- Hanamaki? - Yes, Leechi! - Leechi!
- Abe-san! Let's do the final match!
- Japanese prefecture! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Tottori... - Shizuoka...
- Mie... - Tsumugi!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Concentrate! Concentrate! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Umm... Umm... Kyoto! Kyoto! - Yes.
- Kyoto! - Yes.
- Kagoshima... - Yes.
- Huh? Mie... - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Didn't I say Mie? - Didn't you say Mie? - Didn't you say Mie?
- No, no, Mie is... That and... The one before...
- The one over there... - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Ah! Ah!
- Matsubata-san, out! - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Double! - Ah! Double!
- He stood up! - He stood up!
- Wow! He stood up! - Wow!
- Shocking footage! - Wow!
This side is worse than the other side.
No, this side is worse.
It's messed up.
It's like this.
It's fun.
It's tied up.
It's like this.
It's tied up.
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