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A baseball tournament full of Hamashows.
Many super plays came out, and in the end, the Hamashow team won with a dramatic goodbye home run.
And again, the Hamashows start at once, and a new battle begins!
The Hamashow Big Sports Day begins now!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
From now on, obstacle race will begin.
Red Hamashow and White Hamashow, please follow the starting point.
[music]
Aniki wa kiechimatta oyachi no kawari ni
Abura ni mamirete ore o sodateta
Yatsu wa jibun no yume ore ni seowasete
Kokoro o gomakashiteiru no sa
Money, money makes me crazy
Money, money changes everything
Itsuka yatsura no ashimoto ni big money
I'll do Tatakitsukete
The smile of an old man
I knew it was only kindness
That should be enough
One-sided love
Dreaming in a cold bed at night
Dreaming of running down a hill
Would you like to go back to your beloved one?
Ai dake o massugu ni mite Just look at love straight ahead
Ai ga kaeru nara sono namida no wake o oshiete If love can change, tell me the reason for those tears
If love can change, tell me the reason for those sighs without lying
From now on, we will have horse racing.
Thirty-two Hamamatsu, four horsemen on each side, jumbled together and competed for the hat, with the advantage being 20 to 20, and the Kohaku-ryu Hamamatsu naturally got excited.
Get ready for your location!
Let's go out on the town tonight, I borrowed it from a friend.
Won't you give me a night on the weekend, Tatoe, even if it's your first and last night?
Look at me straight in the eye
And now for the final event, Hamashou vs. Rirei
Right now, Shirohama Shou is in the lead with 30 to 25
The team that wins this match will be the winner
Get in position!
Ready!
Just love, just love, look at the season
Just love, just love, look at the sadness
There's nothing you can't give me
I'm the one who can't forgive anyone
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey!
Try wearing it!
Is it really broken?
It's broken, that's why you're wearing a T-shirt like this!
If it was broken, you wouldn't be able to talk normally like this!
No, but that's on the stage of an entertainer.
That's right.
I'm excited! Ouch!
I just saw this!
Everyone saw it!
Entertainer, you can win!
You can win for sure! You can win 20 million yen!
20 million yen?
You can win 20 million yen!
Thank you very much, Mr. Yabaki.
Don't lie to me!
Why are you so...
One-sided?
But it's 40 years ago!
Everyone was doing it!
Everyone was pretending to kick like that!
It's like this!
Try wearing a kai-like sweater!
If you're wearing a sweater like this, you shouldn't be doing it!
Even chicks will cry!
Everyone is about your dad's age.
That's not true!
40 years ago, your dad was doing a dropkick.
That's not true!
No, really...
No, you're definitely lying. That's not possible.
That's why!
I mean, you know how they do it on stage, right?
Yes, yes.
Well, I get beaten up a lot too.
Yes.
It's definitely accumulated and it's definitely happening in the manga, you know?
It's definitely happening!
What?
And even if you die from this, I don't think you'll be convicted of murder.
Ah...
It's the same as in "Ring no Ue".
I see.
If you get beaten up in "Ring no Ue" and die, you won't be convicted of murder.
That's true.
Even if you get beaten up on stage, you won't get anything.
No, that's not true.
To be honest, you sound like Koron Koron.
No, it's fine.
That's probably a lie.
You've done a lot of things before, but you've never been injured, right?
What?
Who, who, who?
No, you're an otaku.
No, there's a lot of them!
There's a lot of them!
In the past, you know, like in "Ningen Kagidome", they'd put charcoal in a bucket and I'd flip it upside down and put it in, you know?
Well, when I had a camera, I'd do it like this, you know?
But I also...
Here...
Um...
That's why...
It's okay up to here, right?
You know?
It's okay up to here, you know?
You know?
They'd all stick together!
They'd all come in!
You know, it's been about two years since I started doing charcoal, but it still doesn't come out!
Seriously, you know?
Sometimes, you know, the thing you forgot about comes out!
That's scary!
And, you know, I've said it many times before, but I've got a ballpoint pen stuck in here.
And I've also bled out.
Did you get a ballpoint pen stuck in there?
No matter how angry I am, I can tell.
Thank you very much!
It's usually like this, isn't it?
It's usually like this when you're angry, isn't it?
It's like this.
It's like you want to say something nice.
It's funny.
Why is it?
Why did we grow up in the same place, in the same area of Hyogo prefecture,
eat the same things, breathe the same air...
Why is there so much justice and evil?
You don't know, do you?
You get angry, don't you?
Yes.
When you say "it stinks", it's usually like "I don't like it", isn't it?
When you say "it stinks", it's like "ahahahaha", isn't it?
It makes you happy.
Like people stinking.
At that time, your hair is like this and like this, do you know?
It's funny.
At that moment, your hair is like this and like this, do you know?
It's like you have a thin stick in your hand, do you know?
That's why people like PTA say bad things about you.
Why?
I don't say that at all.
It happens.
Ah, it happens, it happens.
PTA is really bad.
I feel like I've chased them many times.
You haven't chased them.
They haven't chased you, have they?
Matsumoto-san went out to kill demons and breathe the air.
Please tell us about the dog, monkey and mouse that you have been sucking on.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you want to say?
I think you're saying it for some reason, but you can't talk in front of people you're not interested in.
No, please answer for Yamamoto-kun's sake.
Yamamoto-kun, you're weird.
Yamamoto Takehiro-kun.
Yamamoto Takehiro, you're weird!
Why?
I don't know what you're talking about!
No, I mean...
What did the dog, monkey and mouse do for you to lose your temper?
You went out to kill demons, didn't you?
Didn't you?
Is that wrong?
First of all, tell me.
If it's wrong, then you're wrong, Yamamoto!
This is nothing.
Right?
What about it?
Did you go?
Didn't you go?
Did you go out to kill demons?
Didn't you go?
Um...
To be honest, I can't say that right now.
When will you say it?
No...
I'll say it now.
I'll say it with the hand I said it with.
Huh?
I'll say it with the hand I said it with.
Okay.
If you receive it, you can say it, right?
What are you talking about?!
What is this?!
What did you do to lose your temper?
Ah, I went out!
Okay, okay.
I went out!
You went out, version!
Listen to me, Yamamoto-kun!
Yamamoto-kun, you're getting on my nerves!
No, I really went out.
Ah, you went out?
I went out.
It seems like you had a lot of motivation.
I had a lot of motivation.
But what's with you guys?
No, you guys were the worst.
In-san, Kiji...
You're always laughing at me.
That's funny!
You're laughing at me!
Let's go!
Even if you say it, it's not that difficult, you know?
Hey, just one person, is it okay?
Whoa!
Even if you say it, it's not that difficult, you know?
Also, Kiji and Saru...
Whoa, we did it!
Hey!
Whoa, we did it!
No, it's because you're pitiful, you know?
It's like you can hear it, you know?
I see.
Even if you're angry, it can't be helped.
You're saying it, aren't you?
No!
I'm saying it!
Okay, let's go! Over there!
Even when you're saying it, behind you...
Why are you in a peach?
That face...
You're making me mad!
Why are you in a peach?
You're saying it like you're tickling me.
I'm angry!
You're saying it like you're tickling me.
No, it makes you angry, you know?
And it lowers your tension.
Of course, it lowers your tension!
That's right.
You should have asked me directly, if you did it like that.
That's right, that's right.
My face was red.
My face was redder than a red demon.
My face was redder than a red demon!
Isn't that a little too much?!
Eh?
You should have finished before that!
If you say things like that too much and slip, you'll become a blue demon.
Hey!
Who are you?!
Matsumoto-san, what do you think "toilet war" is?
I thought of it?
Inatsuchi Shota wrote it!
Today's script is a little weird.
It doesn't really get across.
But, yes, there is a "toilet war".
- Is that so? - Yes.
- It's too vague. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Is there something like that? - For example...
A "big" or "small" war.
What's that?
- If you want to know... - No, I don't!
- What's that? - I'm more interested in "mexico" than "mexico".
- Is it a "toilet war"? - Of course it is!
- Of course it is!
I don't know if it's "big" or "small", but it's amazing!
Four people died because of it!
It must have been amazing.
And here we have a new type of "s"!
- What's "s"? - It's "s".
What do you do with it?
- "s" type... - It's like this!
And you sit like this.
Where's your butt?
- If you don't have a butt... - I don't have anything.
- No, no, you don't have to force it! - No, I do!
- What is it? - "s" type...
- Can you tell me what you do with it?
Why do I have to do this every day?
This is how you use it, right?
This is a new type of "s" type "pen" that has recently been introduced.
It's already coming out a lot.
- Do you put your butt here? - You put your butt here, right?
You can't put it like this!
- The "baba" goes here... - No, you put your "ung" here all the time.
And from here, it starts dripping.
"Cleaning the toilet is a lot of work!" you said, right?
Because your feet are covered in poop.
See? It doesn't come off!
That's why you don't need this anymore.
People get teary-eyed as they get older, but what is the worst thing that Matsumoto-san has shed recently?
Can I say it for real?
Yeah, go for it.
No, you know...
Yeah?
I really thought you were getting older.
What, what? What's wrong?
You say you get teary-eyed as you get older, right?
Yeah.
I thought you were right!
Yeah.
You're serious!
What, what? What's wrong?
You were doing "Alien 2" recently, right?
The full version!
The one you're watching now...
I've seen it like three times now.
When was the first time you saw it? I think I was about 20 years old.
I don't know...
Right?! You're 38 years old and you're watching "Alien 2" now?!
You know...
Seriously, you know...
It's like Schwarzenegger holding a chain and shaking it as he goes down...
That's "Terminator."
Thank you very much!
Let's go home, Azumi-san.
I'm old, right? I'm old, right?
In that sense, you're not old anymore!
I'm embarrassed!
You're a dream!
You didn't do it the other day!
It's different now!
You know my name, don't you?
Damn you!
You're making me lazy!
No, we're just...
You're dirty!
You too! You too! You're dirty!
You know you can't stop me!
You shouldn't have stopped me there!
You stopped me and then ran to me!
Don't call me "alien"!
You didn't do "alien 2" the other day!
I don't know when you said it, but...
You should have said it when "Schwarzenegger" came out!
I don't know when "Schwarzenegger" came out!
I said "Schwarzenegger" and then...
That's "Terminator," isn't it?
You're dirty! You're really dirty!
You made a mistake!
How many do you think there are?
You should have said "schwarzenegger"!
You stopped me after you said it!
You're dirty!
You don't know how to say "schwarzenegger," do you?
You're not doing "alien 2" anymore!
You're trying to say "schwarzenegger" in person!
You know that, right?!
You said "schwarzenegger," and I said "sorry!"
I'm not doing it anymore!
I'm not talking about it!
When you put it in here...
You're noisy!